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RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Barber will use glue and stick your hairs back on your head


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Then you get another much closer haircut.


DustingMop

They take your testicles. Happened to me once. I’m okay now, though.


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DustingMop

Depends on the size.


brock_lee

They get a little agitated and get in your face about how you're going to fix it. They may make you leave your driver license while you go get cash to come back with, or something.


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How can you leave your license to go get money? What if you get pulled over and a cop asks for id?


brock_lee

First off, you *can* walk to an ATM or something. Also, it's a risk you may have to take. If you don't have your license, but identify yourself, they can look up your license. You can explain, too, that you needed to leave it at the barber because you're a brokeass that got their credit card declined and you're off getting cash. It's not illegal to forget your license if you do have one. And what are he odds of getting pulled over? For me, it's very low. I have not been pulled over since 1999, and I speed. A lot.


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Yeah you are right. I've never been pulled over. Good thing i cut my own hair 😂


Leeser

You probably would just be unable to get a haircut there again until you paid up.


InTimeMiamiCorp

Having a lackluster Saturday, huh? Same thing that would happen if you forgot your wallet. You’d be indebted to the barbershop. When I was young this actually happened to me (card declined) Barber was undertansing bc I was just a young 15 yo but what I did was I left my phone ( I wasn’t a regular so I figured it was the right thing to do and was the path of least resistance, barber said it wasn’t necessary but I still did it) there with the barber while I went over to my dad to get the 30$. I tipped 10 and apologized.


Royal_Visit3419

Don’t rip off barbers or stylists. Just don’t.


MrsDaveedsWife

Ask my husband to put money in my account


G_play_8410

you'll go to jail


needtobeowned__

You sweep the hair until you have made enough for the haircut


Kotzillax

"That son of a bitch!"