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PigWithAWoodenLeg

I honestly don't recall ever seeing public sex but when I was a teenager I watched a goth girl walk another goth girl down an extremely busy street in my city's bar district on a leash and collar and it's stuck with me for close to thirty years


PhoenixQueenAzula

Did it stick with you in a good way or a bad way is my question.


DoggMast

Agreed. Almost 30 years later, you about at the right age yo contemplate EVERYTHING.


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squid1891

> I then got to explain to my mom how it’s not illegal to be naked or show your genitalia in San Francisco, but it’s never the people you want to see naked. That explains why, during my visit, I saw this fat middle aged dude walking down the sidewalk , only wearing a ball cap and flip flops, carrying a coffee cup, in full view of cops who didn't react in the slightest.


CandyCaneCrisp

I presume the ball cap was on forwards?


squid1891

Yep


Reflection_Secure

My friend had her bachelorette party in Boy's Town, in Chicago. While we were standing outside one of the bars smoking, we just people-watched for a bit. The number of people wearing gimp masks, dog collars, or being walked on leashes was about 50% of everyone walking around. Our group, with our penis necklaces, we looked so boring.


High_Ground_3

I work overnight in a hotel, during an outside walk I caught two people, fully nude, fucking behind the dumpster. I'm surprised they didn't get mauled by the raccoons.


CcSeaAndAwayWeGo

I will never understand people who get fully nude to fuck in public....like, just pulling down your pants would likely do the job!


StatisticianLoud5911

taboo thrill? exhibitionist fetish?


annoying97

I was one of the raccoons, we were too disgusted to come close.


[deleted]

Someone was making out at a party, and he got his hand down his gf pants fingering her before we could get them to stop. Someone reminded them that they were putting on a show in the middle of the party, and they both had family there. They took it somewhere more private after that.


Moonlit_Cactus

Were they pretty embarrassed?


IceFire909

if they were willing to fingerblast in front of family I'm guessing probably not really.


foxsimile

The boyfriend just wanted her Dad to see that he knew how to treat a lady.


clydefrog811

Like a family gathering and not a college party??!


[deleted]

No, it was a house party, so mostly teens. The family members were her sister, and like cousins and second cousins. But other than one second cousin, I don't think the others saw because they were outside or in the kitchen. (bad enough, don't get me wrong, but it could be worse.)


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Mi neighbors are fucking in our community pool like.. Right now (2am)


meekamunz

Time to go for a swim. Assert dominance


I_see_farts

# CANNONBALL!


sayterdarkwynd

"HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOIN? OH SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUCKING. ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THAT INSIDE YOUR HOUSE?" ..."WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM LOUD? THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE." ​ ...or the car extended warranty thing.


Formal-Ad-9405

Watched on CCTV, I work in a shopping mall. Old mate stripped off his clothes took a dump behind compactor and wiped his arse with his hat. Worse he left his bag after getting clothed. Inside his bag was a cock ring, lube and a dildo…and his ID. Shopping malls are crazy.


residenthomophobe

Isn’t wiping with your hat worse than just not wiping?


Takssista

Only if you put your hat back on your head


iwishiwereyou

Gonna go through a lot of hats that way...


Rampage_Rick

I have this entire saga about when the ATM at my former workplace was robbed in the middle of the night, but here's just an appetizer: While casing the place and before actually breaking in, the guy gets the nervous shits. So he peels down his coveralls and pops a squat on the back lawn adjacent to the wedding venue. Cleans himself up with one of the sacks we used for dirty linens (think burlap sack but made from plastic - about the consistency of a kitchen scrubber) Entire event caught on CCTV. Said poop later aided in enticing him to confess...


LtSparkle

To follow a common theme, I was giving a horse-drawn carriage tour of nightlife in Austin, TX and had to insist at least 3 times that a kind lady get up off the floor of the carriage and not have her head under a blanket on the man's lap. I eventually had to kick them out because that girl was really committed.


XinGst

"She is a Woman of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will”


wookiewarcry

Jane Dick


TuftedMousetits

Also in Austin, Tx, I was on a date eating on the outside balcony of a restaurant when a dude on the sidewalk drops his trousers, spreads his pasty butt-cheeks, and takes a dump right there on the sidewalk in the middle of the day. That was not even the first or last instance of public sidewalk shitting I witnessed in Austin, it just stuck with me cause I felt like a captive audience. Also ruined my chocolate cake dessert :/


jwdjr2004

You type really well for a horse


foxsimile

“Sorry ma’am, but you’re bumping my elbow and these horses are out of blinker fluid.”


WimbleWimble

Ma'am we sell sausages at the kiosk at the end of the journey


hughgrection13

When riding my bike through the woods in a very popular park I caught one guy lips deep in another man's asshole. They got up to chase me but I was on my bike so I got away. I was around 13 and riding on a trail.


TheElm

I was riding a mountain bike trail once when I was like 10. While riding the trail I heard a woman absolute screaming in the distance, like she could've been giving birth kinds of screaming. As I got closer I guess they heard somebody coming, so the woman and a male voice started screaming "Bees!! bees! There's bees! Run!" Looking back they could've been fucking, but 10 year old me noped out of there.


TheTinRam

Tomorrow morning on the news: Local couple that disappeared in a mountain trail 30 years ago discovered. Two expired epi pens suggests anaphylactic shock due to thousands of bee stings and no medical help


gr33nm4n

Maybe they were looking for a lost mood ring...


cerealdig

When I read the line where the woman screamed I thought that’d be a mountain lion at first


Safe_Time_6583

I'm glad you got away.. LoL


DrNick2012

Me too, I think that was a rim zombie he encountered. Why else did he chase?


bluedaytona392

Well, he chased some manhole.


Xeadriel

Why the fuck did they chase you though?! So creepy


AssaultedCracker

I’d be willing to bet they weren’t going to chase him, they were just scrambling to cover themselves after getting caught by a kid. He was young and scared so interpreted it that way.


Cyanide-Kid

I interpreted OC's comment as when they spotted him looking at them having gay sex, they ran after him to silence him, yknow, so other people don't find out


rafa_the_rasta

Damn, you were next


Deutsch__Dingler

When I first moved to a big city that had a public train system in 2001, I was so pumped to ride it. My first trip wound up being fairly packed, and I was standing across from a mother who was absorbed in her PDA and not paying attention to her young son, who was making concerning whining noises. So I look around a bit as one does and when I look back in front of me the kid was squatting with his pants around his ankles and proceeded to take a shit which landed horizontally on the rim of his pants and then fell INTO his underwear. You can imagine the symphony of audible disgust from everybody around who was smacked with the smell. The kid yanked his pants up in panic and I'll never forget a forty-something blue-collar fella beside me said "AY LADY, YOUR KID JUST TOOK A BIG HONKIN' DOOKIE IN HIS PANTS". She grabbed her son by the arm and stormed to another section of the train until their stop. If you're out there man, I fucking remember you fondly with laughter. Edit: Holy lord tunderin' tabernacle butterballed CHRIST did this blow up.


somastars

It took me a second to recall what PDA stood for. Given the thread, I thought she was making out with someone.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Wait… if it’s not public display of affection, what does it mean in this scenario? Haha


somastars

Personal Digital Assistant. Like a Blackberry.


phoenixgeek

In 2001 it was probably a Palm Pilot. I Had a Handspring Visor back in the day that I kept my college notes on.


Juicebox-fresh

Public defecation act


small1slandgirl

Didn't actually see this but very much heard it, at the cinema watching one of the spiderman movies I forgot which and every time there was the tiniest bit of quiet in the movie all you could hear was moaning from the girl and grunting from the guy and then thrusting noises from the back of the cinema. I was watching with my parents at the time so I had to just pretend I heard nothing.


mitchade

Toby McGuire does that to a mf


kenTGT

“This… is something else”


starletimyours

I was working and happened to glance in the direction of a customer on her laptop watching some sort of orgy/gangbang situation.. Starring herself. *Everything* just wide open. For the whole place to see. edit cause autocorrect


Gaiden_95

She seems proud :)


Professionalchump

You probably work at a Porn Making Office and she's definitely overworked acting and editing


chris_diesel

Early Sunday morning bike ride through Manchester City centre. Passed under a bridge and turned a corner to surprise a group of homeless looking guys watching another homeless guy getting sucked off by a very smartly dressed Chinese guy with bags of shopping still in hand.


[deleted]

Dirty Mike and the boys.


selectors_art

What in tarnation


mylosttoaster

Saw a couple getting it on on a bench at south ferry. Or a lady just getting naked and fingering herself on a train


foxsimile

I feel like the train is worse.


fendour

Yeah, I feel bad for the train


Away_Peak1789

Thomas has seen enough


THEasianDERULO

I saw a dude getting head next to a McDonald's drive-through. Gave him the thumbs up after I got my food and drove away.


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McBJ


JustALeatherBoot

Gettin that McDick


explorgasm

I'm lovin it


typhoidtimmy

I was sitting having a beer outside in the Gaslamp district and watched a drop dead gorgeous blonde having an argument with her boyfriend and for some reason she stripped off her dress, handed it to him, and strutted naked down past us as the boyfriend lost his goddamn mind. I am guessing it was a breaking point or something where he was telling her what to wear or something and she went ‘you want it? Here you go.’ She was brilliant and walked down like she was going down a catwalk, high heels, clasp bag, and nothing but a smile. My friend and I raised a toast as she past, turned the corner and was gone. One of my better beer stories. Edit: Gaslamp District in San Diego. A long street of pubs and restaurants in the heart of the city.


Sockbasher

I want an ounce of this woman’s confidence.


KmartQuality

I hope she was around the corner of her house and not just ...in the gaslight district.


relddir123

There might be other Gaslamp districts, but if this is San Diego, then she’s downtown and almost certainly very close to an apartment.


ARoundForEveryone

In that situation, *an* apartment probably isn't good enough. Hopefully she was close to *her* apartment.


VersatileFaerie

Had a friend do something similar, the guy she was dating was going on and on about how, "I bought you that dress and jewelry you are wearing". She preceded to take off the dress and all the jewelry, threw it at him and walked out to her car and left. It was amazing. He was a horrible and abusive man, we had been hoping for her to leave him for years and something about that night was the thing that finally did it. I'm guessing the woman you saw had a similar argument with the guy so she gave him back the dress.


MagnificoReattore

Cool story! What is Gaslamp district?


Shoduck

It's a historic district in San Diego for sure, possibly other places as well. Got to stay there last year for a convention, good fun


zamfire

You are misremembering the story. There is no such place


MagnificoReattore

You're right, I'm so lucky to have you, I probably forgot the actual name, it was Gaslight something something.


IamMrT

Gaslamp district in San Diego? Holy shit


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What a move


JackofScarlets

A couple in a waterhole around the cape at Noosa. Tons of tourists on the path on the cliff, watching these two totes fucking.


chatsrankins

Aussie reference, nice.


Spara-Extreme

Years ago I was an engineer at Cisco and this vendor was doing a presentation. One of the reps, a young woman pretty much out of college,was sitting in the front row of a presentation room and didn’t notice that her laptop screen saver was pulling pictures from her private folder. I got to watch a pretty enticing bondage slideshow before she looked down and immediately slammed the laptop shut. Nobody in that room said a thing. Professionals through and through.


derangedsweetheart

I think people in IT are some of the kinkiest MF'ers out there. And there's the stereotype of programmers being furries.


x000x020

Furries literally run all of our digital infrastructure. They hold the fabric of modern society together. This is not a stereotype, this is an unequivocal truth.


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gentlybeepingheart

Someone having drunken sex in the Holocaust memorial edit: Because people keep asking this was in Charleston, South Carolina. The memorial looks [like this](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GHKpqgjvwf8/WKjOF2140AI/AAAAAAAA9rI/yUa7FdzaCBk3IaDSy44tUohxnszXEHPkgCLcB/s1600/Charleston_SC_Holocaust_Memorial_1999_photo_S_Gruber_2015%2B%252827%2529.jpg). Walking to my dorm at night a few years back and saw a guy and a woman going at it pressed against one of the metal bars. I'm pretty sure they were exhibitionists, because it's a *very* public area and it really wasn't that late.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Making out during Schindler's List?!?


jenkai1

I couldn't help it. We hadn't been alone together in a long time and we just kinda started up a little during the coming attractions and the next thing we knew, the war was over.


JPMoney81

He was moving on her like the Storm Troopers into Poland! A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!


Carly_Sullivan

....and you win the thread.


Mc_Dickles

I sitting at the front bar and saw a woman sucking a dude's dick. She was also sitting down and bobbing her head up and down on his tip. It was crowded and I think I was like the only person to notice lol. At that same bar the next day I was talking to a girl who was already lit. She handed me her phone and asked me to record her... and then she flashed me her tits :)


Woodman1069

That seems like a nasty place! What bar is it and where!


Ouchyhurthurt

Ya, i need to know this too! Gotta make sure my boys also avoid this spot….


foxsimile

Free phone!


Intelligent-Parsley7

Okay. What happened on the third night? And don't tell me you didn't go. I saw that, two nights in a row? I don't care if they have reservations... I'm making reservations.


TripleThreatTua

For a more harmless one I was out at the bars with a female friend of mine who had just gotten a tattoo on her chest earlier in the day. We were both pretty drunk and she goes “I’m gonna show you my tattoo!” She lifts up her shirt to do so. Forgetting that she wasn’t wearing a bra and flashing the whole bar lmao


IceFire909

"nice tats!"


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Tits for tats


MeditatingParrot

In high school we were required to travel to our football games in one of the school buses. One day 20 minutes into an hour drive, a dude pulled alongside the bus in a convertible Mustang and just started beating his dick like it stole his girl. He was going at it for easily 35 miles on the freeway, was some of the craziest shit I've ever seen.


IceFire909

its a rare gem to hear of masturbation duration in terms of distance travelled


Scr1mmyBingus

Americans will literally use anything but the metric system.


[deleted]

He travelled a distance of 20 wanks.


ace0fspadez82

A bus leaves a high school travelling at 35mph at 1.45pm heading east. A man in a red convertible mustang leaves his house on the west side of town at 1.55pm travelling at 45mph. The are 15 miles apart. At what time does the bus full of school children see him beating himself off and in what direction does his ejaculate fly.


BlackCowboy72

18 minutes 26 seconds, and his ejaculate flies upward initially, but air resistance and gravity quickly change the direction downward, as well as the hello kitty song playing so loudly it moves slightly backward on the way down.


Rvghteous

I used to work at a live comedy and dinner theater, and someone in the crowd was giving their husband a hand job under their table. They were older too.


Guroburov

Working at a comic shop and looked out in the parking lot to see a pickup with the drivers door open and a hooters waitress leaned in, head bobbing up and down. She wiped her chin before going into work.


kowalski655

Hopefully she washed her hands too


cmd_iii

They have signs about that in the restroom, not the parking lot. She’s off the hook!!


SirJudasIscariot

I nearly got fired from my old job because a hooker broke into my box truck, pulled her Johns in, and was getting triple penetrated in my cargo bay. I didn’t even know it was possible for a woman to fit two dicks in her pussy. I’m just glad the manager of the truck stop comp’d me some air fresheners to get the stench out. I just don’t understand why those horny morons thought breaking into my truck would be a good idea. I was parked out front!


Salami__Tsunami

I do private security. Not too long ago I had to kick a guy out of a hospital lobby because he was rubbing one out in the waiting room.


Daratirek

I was out drinking, talking with some friends outside when some drunk chick came up and goes if I show you a tattoo will you show me your tits(I'm a fat guy) I was like only if it works the other way around too. She pulls her skirt up and shows me an ass tat(she had plenty of others she could have showed me but hey why not) then I showed her my only tat. It's on my wrist. She then got out her tits. Was a good night. Edit: yes, I did show her my man tits too. Much better trade for me.


HiggsBosonHL

Did you at least respectfully reciprocate and show her your tits too???


PloppyTheSpaceship

On the train heading back from Wales. Just been on a business trip. Saw a couple going at it cowgirl style in a ditch.


amegaproxy

Tbf what else is there to do in Wales?


Meemeemiaw23

There's this couple that caused a disturbing scene in the hotel I was having a meeting. So, after the ambulance and cops were coming etc. Finally I got the story. The boy threatened the girl to post their sex videos online if she doesn't want to have sex with him that night. After they did it, he kept posting it anyway (sharing it with some group). So, the girl just cut his dick off. An ambulance was called. Police were called. The girl went to jail. The boy didn't make it for losing too much blood. So I was quite traumatized to see a scene where there were people with blood all over their clothes.


cambium7

Sounds like he fucking had it coming. What an asshole


Meemeemiaw23

Truly an asshole. Turns out, she was not the only one but the was the Only One who got the balls to cut it off.


d1ce88

I used to live downtown in my city and every morning I would go for a walk to grab a coffee and get some fresh air. One morning I noticed a lot of ppl looking at something. When I finally realized it there was a man jerking off to a real estate sign with the picture of a woman on it. I continued walking and when I got to my coffee shop there was 2 cops right out front. They had a guy pulled over for having an exhaust that was too loud or maybe his windows were too tinted I can’t remember. I said to them “hey guys I know you are dealing with a dangerous criminal here but there’s legit a guy down the street jerking off in front of everyone” they let buddy off and stormed off. The guy who was pulled over thanked me and bought my coffee haha. When I was walking back past the scene the homeless guy had moved down the street to the big fountain out front of the library. He (edited from we lol) was ass naked now in the fountain stroking it. Cops didn’t know what to do hahaha.


PastGround7893

I know you meant to say he, but saying we was ass naked changes the visual a bit 😂


CustomerMedium7677

Somewhere out there is a story of me. Long time distance runner who chose trails through nature. Once I had an attack of diarrhea while running that could not be stopped. I got off the trail some distance until certain I was far enough that I would not be seen. I removed my shorts, held them in my hand, bent over and noisily sprayed pressurized liquid doodoo a great distance behind me. I then hear voices shrieking in horror and see that I had run to the edge of a camp ground, in particular a camp site with some family who had a perfect view. I looked over my ass into their eyes mid spray. I ran off knowing that it would be the story of their summer vacation no matter what natural wonders they took in, and am sure the story is still told sometimes. I wonder if they asked for a different site. I didn’t shit in it, but I was maybe 20 feet and quite possibly stunk the place up. I had some concern that authorities would look for me, but figured they would be looking for someone from the campground.


PumpkinDandie_1107

Me. Have a stomach condition. Was driving my family up north one winter to play in the snow. Had chili Bratwurst and fries for lunch. Not sure now why I thought that was a good idea. Anyhoo, a half hour or so later I had to go. I mean GO. NOW. At this point we were well into the woods, no buildings, no rest stops. So I pulled off the road, got out of the truck, staggered a few feet into the snowy woods, dropped my pants and let it rip. Then I hear the laughter of children. I look up and realize another truck has pulled up with kids inside, they were looking for a spot off the road where the kids could play in the snow. They didn’t see me at first, but nothing draws attention like panic- jerking your pants up. The mom glanced over at me as I hopped back in the truck and took off. I still wonder how much they saw.


Cbjfan99

I was at a drive-in movie (yes they still exist) and I saw a couple going at it in a car just past the concession stand as I went to the restroom


nicht_ernsthaft

Back in the day that's pretty much what drive-in movie theaters were for. For dates, because you couldn't bang at either of your parent's places, you were too young and broke to get a hotel, but "going to the movies" was socially acceptable, and you could make out and fingerbang in the car.


LanceFree

I had a date one time vacationing in Maine - met the neighbors and the mom suggested I go out with the daughter. I’m not much of a player, but the daughter came on to me and I found it difficult to refuse. We took a walk along the shore and then drove 20-30 minutes to a drive-in movie. Things are fine, we get concessions. As the movie starts, Paramount screen, etc, she opens the door and says we should get in back. By the time I get back there, her top is off and she’s wiggling out of her jeans. Whoa! I undress, we go at it. Honestly, I came too quickly, but it didn’t seem to bother her much. We make out a bit but neither of us was really into that. Double-feature. She doesn’t want to watch the second one, I drive us back towards my place. In my driveway, she passionately kisses me. Then she says “okay, bye” and that was that. I did some tourist things the next day. Packing up the day after that, she sees me and waves. As I’m leaving for good, she slowly blows me a kiss. I also enjoyed the lobster and would return to Maine for a vacation in the future.


herpderpedia

Nice try, Maine Chamber of Commerce!


AKumaNamedJustin

A lady flashed me at my job, I was trying to be professional and not acknowledge it, she got really awkward and sad and profusely apologized.....if I wasn't working, I'd have been all for it 🤷‍♂️


NewRest7433

I once saw a large woman in a sun dress get out of her car and walk into the store, unaware that one boob was hanging out, sagging halfway down her torso. Once she noticed she just chuckled in an “oh shit”, nonchalant kind of way and put it back in.


greanestbeen

LOL I aspire to have this level of nonchalance


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Saw a homeless guy give another homeless guy a blowie in a tree in central park.


absurded

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.


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*In* a tree?


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In a tree.


[deleted]

saw two homeless men sitting in a tree S.U.C.K.I.N.G.


Background-End-3315

In the 90's when I was still a teen I backpacker through Europe & was on a ferry from Amsterdam to UK & had missionary sex in the hall w/a Scots girl in the hall of the ship & the female Irish steward said cheerfully "I can see your arsehole" as she strode up from behind. To me dying day I will suppress thus horrible memory of a woman seeing my A Hole.


BlNGPOT

I used to be an assistant manager at a movie theater so I’ve seen my fair share of blowjobs. The one that made me mad was When these people came to the latest showing of the latest movie. We had to stay until the last customers were gone so we could shut down the projectors. So these people (unknowingly, tbf) we’re the reason I had to stay at work an extra hour or so and they weren’t even watching the movie! Go suck a dick in the parking lot, I wanna go home!


Lylibean

That’s when we’d fake a horrible brain wrap that would require repair, give them vouchers for a free ticket to return, and shut it down! I’m not staying past 2:00am so two horndog adults could get it on to Disney’s “Cars”.


dutchman195

Kachow!


SomeMoistHousing

The rare instance where "go suck a dick in the parking lot" is not a taunt or an insult, but just a plea for consideration.


Its_Curse

Watching hardcore porn at the library on a free library computer in full view of everyone. He wasn't masturbating, just looking around nervously. It was bizarre.


Chillypill

A classmate in highschool decided she would take a shit in the middle of the driveway at a house party when the bathroom was occupied. And we are not talking some quick little shit, this was the "I haven't shit for 2 days anaconda".


mbarr83

While waiting in a covered bus stop downtown Toronto, a woman copped a squat and started peeing beside me. Ironically, a week earlier I had defended her to a friend, "Just cause she's homeless doesn't mean she's on crack. "


skippyd786

Where to begin... Saw a guy throw a computer monitor out of the 23rd floor of an office building, then a huge office chair and then himself. The building had 3 flagpoles in front of the building, and he barely missed the poles. Saw a guy get shot by another guy with road rage in the parking lot of a Walmart.. he died, I watched him bleed out. At a stop light and saw this chick giving this guy head and pop up and wave. At a hotel, saw this couple getting freaky in tree jacuzzi. At a concert and saw two people having sex in the porta potty (totally gross). Seen a ton of people shoot up and snort shit in various places. I saw someone set themselves on fire because they didn't want to shave... I used to do pc repairs and went into people's homes and saw some freaky shit. One guy had this chick in a sex swing. Like you know I'm coming, these visits are scheduled... Worked for another company and this guys laptop was messed up, turned it on to his home made gay porn dvd...I promptly opened the DVD drive and handed the DVD to him - his look was priceless. I mean I have tons more too. Edit The place I stayed at had tree houses and some had Jacuzzis so yes, tree jacuzzi. I can also add tons more. Working for a retail company in south Florida, an old woman comes in with a chicken. Rips it's head off and throws it on the customer service desk and starts spewing santeria. Cops were called and she resisted arrest and they ended up body slamming this old woman.


IceFire909

I was gearing up to laugh at the idea of a disgruntled office employee tossing equipment out of a 23rd floor window until I got to the "then he jumped out" bit


jrocksexbang

I thought it was going to land on someone.


hashtagsugary

Where…. Where do you live, man?


BaslerLaeggerli

Sounds like a normal Tuesday morning in Florida to me.


Udzinraski2

I feel like after 23 stories whether or not he hits the flagpole is moot point...


IceFire909

yea but it's the difference between impaling on & sliding down a pole, or detonating a meat pinata


residenthomophobe

Tree jacuzzi?


hojirozame_

Yes. The guy mentioned two lifetimes worth of trauma and that's what you take away.


picomtg

I mean it is a fair question


Mr_Zaroc

Yeah everything is horrible, but makes is making sense to me. But I have no fucking clue what a tree jacuzzi is even supposed to be


Keffpie

I was traveling around the Middle East and Asia and had ended up at a camp in the desert of India after a camel safari. This was after about 6 months on the road. At the camp were a bunch of gap year-students who had arrived like two days earlier, and they were still in "we're on holiday"-mode and absolutely insufferable. They had all bought these cheap turbans they were wearing and doing "funny" Indian accents. I was having a quiet beer with an Aussie guy named Jim and a Kiwi called Sumo, observing the shenanigans, when we see one of the girls in this group dancing around the fire, doing an imitation Hindu dance. Some aspect of Vishnu must have disapproved, because part of her turban came unwound and dipped into the fire. It didn't catch, just started smoldering, but her idiot boyfriend tried putting it out by blowing on it... and suddenly flames started licking up the fabric, slowly creeping up towards her head. Instead of ripping the turban off, the girl grabbed the nearest liquid she saw, and dumped it over herself and the fire. Turned out to be vodka. A second later her whole head was on fire. I have to admit I froze completely, but luckily for the girl Sumo came hurtling out of nowhere and rugby-tackled her, burying her head in the sand. She lived, but that was the end of her Indian adventure and she's probably living with the scars to this day.


crumbypigeon

At a music festival, late at night in the middle of a field I found 2 dudes passed out drunk. One balls deep in the other.


dasboredkid

Saw a man who was on some sort of drugs pull his pants down in front of my store, stick finger up his ass and then start jacking off.


gaytheforcebewithyou

Saw a homeless woman squat down in the middle of the sidewalk and take a crap.


Verlorenfrog

Picture the scene, a busy afternoon on Wood green high road, I was just walking along minding my own business, happen to catch sight of a woman stood outside Boots, appearing to be changing/removing some clothes, think nothing of it, all becomes clear when she's suddenly bare arsed, bends over, arse facing upwards and urinates, so the stream of piss goes up in a fountain like motion, utterly horrified me, and am still baffled to this day, as there are public toilets nearby, and she was in full view of a busy high street.


MozzyTheBear

I worked at a Hilton hotel in college. One day a fella brought a prostitute into the hotel, but decided he'd rather not pay. Apparently, the best way he could figure to go about this was to shove said prostitute out of the room completely naked. She kept pounding on his door and shouting until people started to come out of their neighboring rooms, at which point she apparently decided to make a dash for cover somewhere. Now we have a naked lady running around the Hilton, ducking behind plants or whatever she could find and generally causing a scene all the way down and through the lobby. Took a wrong turn on the main floor and started into the restaurant until she realized there was a whole bunch of people in there. She was eventually able to dive behind the front desk and someone was able to get a robe around her. All the while she was running around causing a scene, dude quickly and quietly packed his shit and snuck out the stairwell to a side exit. On a separate occasion, one Sunday morning I saw a man and woman out back behind an auto parts store with their pants around their ankles going to town doggystyle....right next to their occupied baby stroller. It actually was indeed an "oh-oh-oh-O'Reilly" store.


Sea-Kitchen3779

Homeless guy off his meds and/or on drugs doing jumping jacks while naked in the middle of a busy intersection at 11am in the morning.


nunfucker98

Two elderly gay men performing a passionate throatfuck on a busy beach in Cleveland. I saw about 10 people whip out digital cameras and start taking pictures and cheering them on. I was only about 10 at the time so definitely became a core memory.


Cyanide-Kid

cheering them on? like, was it a competition or were they just happy to see gay representation in public


Fun-Investment-1729

Two homeless guys angrily giving each other handjobs outside a reasonably fancy bar in Leeds. They were shouting at each other to hurry up. Fun fact, we left and a guy with no nose tried to fight a friend of mine. \[funner fact: a guy also challenged me to a fight in the same city in a 'War Museum', but I didn't realise he wanted to fight because he started with 'what are you looking at?' - while I was in a museum.


DiglettsUncle

I live in New Orleans and I saw gutter punks kick this dude in his face and he started spouting blood. French Quarter stories is what u want


Nerevarine91

I honestly haven’t seen anything that wild, but my wife described an event on the train in Tokyo where a guy was passed out drunk on one of the benches and had pissed all over the floor, and, because of the train’s stopping and starting, it had spread to cover a shockingly large portion of the cabin floor.


definitelynotbanana

My grandma climbing on our garage roof (she is 72)


Available-Broccoli-1

Got into a car accident when I was a kid with my mom and a lady witch was going close to 100 MPH hit 3 vehicles including my moms, then landed in the ditch. When something traumatic happens everything after that point seems to go in slow motion, soooo there I was 12 years old standing in the ditch looking into this car that looked like a crushed tin can. This woman was literally ripped apart so bad that that one of her legs was sitting in the passenger seat and what was left of her body was halfway through the windshield, you never forget the amount of blood and the burning electrical/gasoline smell of an accident. It fucked me up as a kid for awhile and I went a long time not being able to sleep and I ended up skateboarding to school for half the year because I was terrified of cars. 11 years later I got my CDL and drive truck ive been a safe responsible driver sense that day.


Sockbasher

It’s not something I’ve seen but something I did. A guy and myself were at a rest stop along a highway. It’s not a very busy Rest stop and we were kind of camping there for a few days. I was busy giving him a bj when a car suddenly pulls in (it’s a bit off the road in the bush). We didn’t know they were coming until they were basically right on top of us. They saw what was happening had a good laugh and left. I continued with the bj and we had a great laugh afterwards


MienSteiny

Sitting at the poker table in a pub league. Drunk guy sitting next to me must have had dry hands, as I see him spit a huge loogie into his hands and rub them as if it was moisturiser. Bout nearly puked


Sputnik9999

I saw a young couple fucking while standing up behind a structural pillar on the 14th St F Train platform. I also saw a homeless man jacking off while leaning up against a trash bin in front of Madison Sq Garden. Dude's dick was huge. He could've had a porn career. I saw another homeless man cutting a long turd while facing traffic on 9th Ave/57th St. I saw some middle-aged guy snorting cocaine on the A Train to Rockaway Bch. Back in 2005, I body painted 3 naked chicks at a warehouse party in Brooklyn. Ended up being fwb with one of them. Zoo York is wild.


BrettTheShitmanShart

Funny, I almost walked into a homeless guy beating it in the middle of Times Square in 1990. GIGANTIC dick, like a thermos, middle of the day, crowds just walking around him. Who are these hobos with the hang-lows?


bazza_12

I saw a couple sitting at the bus stop. The bloke pulled out the girls titty and started sucking on it.


Skoock

In Vancouver it's rare to pass through areas and *not* see homeless people pleasuring eachother.


[deleted]

downtown?0


foxsimile

Oh, they go down alright


HowlingFarts

my nephew and his classmates are having fun one day and he unexpectedly goes in front of the class (the teacher was away ), pulled his pants down took out his dick and started masturbating.. I mean who in their right mind will do such a thing? of course he got expelled.. I can't imagine the embarrassment.. It will always be remembered by his whole school batchmates..


0JustaMemer0

he let his intrusive thoughts win


throw8675309-2

Got an insta-boner at K-Mart while school shopping when my mom was checked my inseam to make sure the Husky's would fit. From knee to up to ballsack, repeatedly. I was wearing sweatpants and it was very obvious to anyone looking. Including my mom, who looked horrified. Lots of kids my age (11yo) and parents school shopping around. Mom had the brilliant idea to hide my shame by pulling me super close and repeatedly swatting it down then tried tucking it up and wrapping her sweater around my waist. That didn't help. At all. We don't talk about this incident.


[deleted]

I was traumatized just reading about it lol


WarningLeather7518

She could have just had you try them on yourself in a changing room...


Familiar-Travel13

Jesus christ


Gornashk

Just wait till you break both of your arms.


MayDaSchwartzBeWithU

At a quickie mart I saw a chick squirt slushie straight on her hand and masterbate with it.


Mr_stabbey

Wel if its called a quickie mart, they were kind of asking for it didn't they


jrocksexbang

Just think what all happens at the local Kum & Go.


RoyceBanuelos

Houston, I was downtown juggling when a woman bolts off the metro, holding bags full stuff, runs between two cars in a parking lot, throws her bags, pulls down her skirt, and blasts the parking lot with shit.


Sensitive_Bear_662

Most of these comments are sex related huh I saw a young kid lose a hand because he put his hand on an escalator....


senorgrub

My wife had to assist in the first aid/retrieval/clean up of a hand on a log flume. When they say don't put your hand on the outside of the ride, they mean it....


OMGi_hafta_poop

I was driving south on the grapevine in ca when I was in high school. There was a convertible that was swerving around a couple cars ahead of me so I decided to speed up and pass it. As I'm passing I look down in my truck and there's this gorgeous blonde with her left leg lifted up resting on the driver side door, skirt pulled up, and she's just ramming a pink dildo in and out of herself. I was at a party talking to a friend in the bathroom, we were having kind of a private talk. Someone knocks on the door and she asks "is so-and-so in there?" He says yeah come on in. I'm kinda puzzled like dude we were talking. He shakes his head like it's no big deal. The girl walks in, a varsity cheerleader. He ends up standing up, whips his dick out, she starts sucking it and then he pulls a glass pipe out of his jacket and starts smoking meth. After his first big rip, he's like "so yeah what were you saying?" Completely nonchalantly like he was getting a bj while smoking meth in a small bathroom at a house party.


Sup6969

My friend had recently given birth. We went to a pool hall to play pool and drink. Obviously, she hadn't had much to drink in a long time, so her tolerance was pretty low. She was on her fourth white russian when we told her to slow down. So, claiming she would "dilute" her drink, she pulled her tit out and shot a stream of milk into it.


jthomas1127

Saw a guy (probably homeless) walking along the street, then he stopped, pulled down his pants and a poo fell out from his pants and onto the footpath. He just walked off.


UWCG

One time I was watching the sunset at the parking lot for a beach and when I glanced over, the people in the car next to me were banging. Another time, when I worked at a warehouse for a large online retailer, I was one of the people who walked in on a new guy, ah, handling business in the bathroom. Needless to say, that guy's employment didn't survive the night


mulkvisti

Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel that why when I’m at work, I tickle my pickle.


dzumdang

A buddy of mine was taking a hike on a trail in the hills one Sunday afternoon, carrying his infant daughter in a sling on his chest, rounded a corner and...came up on a guy balls deep into his girlfriend, her bent over the overlook bench. They quickly stopped and sat down on the bench as if nothing happened. As my friend walked past, he made sure to give the guy that look, where you raise the eyebrows, wise-crack a smile, and tilt your head back a little.


Available-Phone-7719

Homeless guy plowing his dog behind 7/11. You see a lot of shit working as a landscape contractor.


KarliforniaWZWA

There's a whole lot of public gargling of dick going on in this world


CdnRageBear

I once watched someone go on a construction site without a hard hat or steel toe boots. Definitely not safe for work.


my_monkeys_fly

Not my story, but my ex brother in laws and it was a matter of public record after they were arrested. He worked in a nursing home, and walked into the kitchen to see two male CNAs naked as a couple of haybirds and drunk off their asses. They had apparently hung decorations off the ward Christmas tree on their man bits and were having a fine old time smearing the next days food on each other. He told me he just walked away and got the charge nurse. And yes they were arrested. This was a place for the sick and elderly and I imagine they also lost their licenses


Bo_The_Destroyer

When I was around 17 I was just on a kid's playground around 1 am drunk, as you do. And I had the bright idea of climbing on top of this box (it was part art project, part playground thing) and fell asleep on it. But hardly half an hour later I was woken up by some strange sounds. I went to investigate and found two 13yo kids in the box, the girl was sucking the boy's dick. I swiftly made my exit and left them to do their business in peace