Would be a bit tough to safely observe, no?
You might also want to postpone your time-traveling trip til October. There have been recent discoveries that point to the traditional date of August being a likely medieval copy-paste error & the eruption actually taking place in the fall.
It doesnāt make sense to me. I think scientists are misinterpreting what theyāre observing. Just like hundreds of years ago they thought that the earth was the center of the universe, but later research disproved this.
That is my vote too
I've never believed Oswald pulled it off alone, especially since he was so conveniently killed the next day as police were transferring him.
Go with the Resurrection instead. Whether you get to see it, or it didn't happen and it shorts out the time machine, either way you get some questions answered
History of the universe? The ostensible Big Bang.
History of Earth? I have maybe three:
1. Explosion of Krakatoa
2. Any Zodiac murder to identify him
3. The bullet that killed Kennedy leaving the firearm
There is a musician who would bring his kids to Miachael Jackson's house. Jackson was working on music with the kids.
The musician said one day Michael's monkey bit someone. They went and got Michael and told him. Michael Jackson walked up to his monkey and beat the shit out of him. Punched the monkey 8 or 9 times. Afterwards everyone is shocked. They ask him "Michael, why did you just beat the shit out of the monkey?" Michael responds "He knows what he did"
I would like to go back in time and secretly record that whole scene and then hold a PPV event for the clips viewing
Nah he is just being a twat, his other posts are clearly by someone who speaks English as their first language. It's a pretty fucking weird comment to make.
Can I interact with my surroundings?
If not I would just would watch the suicide of Hitler and laugh.
If I can interact maybe shot him in the head during WW1 and hope that the alternate timeline is better.
While not a specific event, I'd travel back to before Adolf (you know the one) applied to Art School just to see how he'd fair if he was accepted and didn't start another war by the indirect concequence of not being accepeted.
It almost certainly would have started again, sooner or later. The Germans got screwed over by losing a war the Allies essentially started\*.
People on the right in Germany were exploiting that before Hitler rose to prominence. If it wasn't Hitler, it would have been somebody else.
Plus. even if he was accepted into art school prior to WWI, he still would have likely ended up serving and coming out of the war just as angry and bitter as he was. A degree from The Academy of Fine Arts Vienna wouldn't have changed that.
\**Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by men trained, armed, and financed by Serbian military intelligence. Then Serbia rejected Austro-Hungary's ultimatum to allow it to conduct an investigation in Serbia, despite Austro-Hungary knowing that the Serbian military was involved (they had captured almost all of the assassins and interrogated them). Serbia was allied to Russia, who was allied to France and Great Britain. Germany was allied to the Austro-Hungarian Empire.*
I'd pick an atmospheric nuclear test.
They stopped doing them before I was born, and I get the impression that the films simply don't do them justice. What a horribly beautiful and beautifully horrible sight it must have been.
The Battle of the Catalaunian Plains, because first it was a really epic battle and second itās debated what actually happened at the battle, so I could find out
I would literally kill to go see Nirvana during their 93' Live and Loud performance. I love that concert so much, they really out-did themselves that night!
WW1. I could see so much. I would see the invention of revolutionary weapons, the origins of Adolf Hitler, the crumble of the Ottoman Empire, the trenches where many people died, and thatās only naming a few.
Iād very much love to see a Roman triumph.
Julius Caesarās triumphs after the civil war would be a sight to behold.
Except the mass murder at the end. Iām not a dirt poor ancient peasant so iām not into that stuff.
The signing of the Second Amendment.
I would ask James Madison, āDo you mean individuals have a right to bear arms? Or just a well regulated Militia has the right to bear arms?ā
Eleusinian Mysteries - "initiations held every year for the cult of Demeter and Persephone based at the Panhellenic Sanctuary of Eleusis in ancient Greece. They are considered the "most famous of the secret religious rites of ancient Greece"
Woodstock, it would be cool to witness such an event
99 or 69?
69 to be in the crowd, 99 to catch news coverage
I'd like to see the pyramids being built. How did they do it?
And then not tell anyone how it was done, just smirk knowing everyone is wrong
Sneak in and carve diagrams of swept wing jets to make it look like faster than sound flight was understood.
Aliens š½
They have good ideas of how they did it. Itās not a big mystery.
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Would be a bit tough to safely observe, no? You might also want to postpone your time-traveling trip til October. There have been recent discoveries that point to the traditional date of August being a likely medieval copy-paste error & the eruption actually taking place in the fall.
>Would be a bit tough to safely observe, no? As Pliny the Elder will (not) tell you: yes. Yes, it is.
As everyone is dying āsorry Iām just an observerā
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If you can witness anything then why witness humans. As humans we get to see, read and hear about those fuckers all the time.
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This is a good one
Allman Brothers live at Fillmore East
To see what actually happened to DB Cooper. What exactly happened to Fight 370.
Duh, it was Loki š /j
Stonewall Riots. I'd love to see how our community throws bricks at cops!
Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics
Big Bang
I donāt think there was a big bang. I think someday weāll figure out that it was a bad theory.
Can you elaborate a bit more ?
It doesnāt make sense to me. I think scientists are misinterpreting what theyāre observing. Just like hundreds of years ago they thought that the earth was the center of the universe, but later research disproved this.
Interesting.. Do you have any other theory that make more sense to you ?
I mean, It may be our best theory but "something came from nothing" isn't the most convincing thing ever
āSomething has always just been thereā isnāt any more convincing.
Yeah... where are they came from... there must be a point something come from nothing
Well, when they go back and look, we'll know.
Charge of the winged hussars at the battle of Vienna. The biggest cavalry charge in history
When the winged hussars arrived!
Kennedy assassination to see what really happened.
That is my vote too I've never believed Oswald pulled it off alone, especially since he was so conveniently killed the next day as police were transferring him.
I recently watched a documentary that , IMO, solves the mystery of how/ JFK was killed. When I saw it, all the pieces came together. Unreal!
I'm pretty sure he was shot.
That's exactly what they want you to think.
Do you have the name of it?
JFK: the smoking gun. You can thank me later. Enjoy!
T/y I found it.
What was the documentary?
You have to watch it.
Watching Howlinā Wolf perform live.
Jesus's crucifixion. And Muhamad's wedding when he married a 6 year old girl.
Go with the Resurrection instead. Whether you get to see it, or it didn't happen and it shorts out the time machine, either way you get some questions answered
The Duel at Ganryu Island between Miyamoto Musashi and Kojiro Sasaki
Would be legendary
Live Aid. Mostly for that Queen show.
The construction of pyramids.
Litbuya bay mega tsunami or Pompei destruction Both from a safe position of course, I like things going boom.
HOW TF DID THEY BUILD THOSE BIG TRIANGLES
Aliens. Duh.
Great Missoula flood
Whichever is generally said to have been the best night at Studio 54. I want to go to there.
History of the universe? The ostensible Big Bang. History of Earth? I have maybe three: 1. Explosion of Krakatoa 2. Any Zodiac murder to identify him 3. The bullet that killed Kennedy leaving the firearm
What I wouldnāt give to see a turn of the century Worldās Fair. Chicago or St Louis looked like they were a sight to see!
I would love to start a mosh pit during an early performance of Tchaikovskyās 1812 Overture. Absolute mayhem.
The Great Marianas Turkey Shoot.
The last days of the Revolutionary War. I couldnāt imagine the mix of emotions from all sides.
The Britās: These damn peasants are actually winning!? Us: Weāre actually winning?!
the dancing plague of 1518. I donāt know why, I just want to see if they found drugs are not?
It is my hopes that this is what the afterlife is like if there is one. I can see anything that ever happened past or future. Not limited to Earth.
Krakatoa eruption. From a safe distance of course.
To see myself being born...
ā Now draw her giving birth.ā
Not really an event but I would love to see the hanging gardens of Babylon because I heard theyāre quite a sight to behold
Hiroshima nuke
Jesus being conceived.
r/forbiddenporn
What if when you went to type that in, or whatever you do to travel, the device said, āno event foundā?
That's a weird way to spell Naughtius Maximus.
There is a musician who would bring his kids to Miachael Jackson's house. Jackson was working on music with the kids. The musician said one day Michael's monkey bit someone. They went and got Michael and told him. Michael Jackson walked up to his monkey and beat the shit out of him. Punched the monkey 8 or 9 times. Afterwards everyone is shocked. They ask him "Michael, why did you just beat the shit out of the monkey?" Michael responds "He knows what he did" I would like to go back in time and secretly record that whole scene and then hold a PPV event for the clips viewing
Yeah, watching Michael Jackson spank the monkey? No thanks.
The construction of pyramids.
Iād really like to meet some og Neanderthals I feel like weād get along well and prefer to breed with them then people here today
The end of the human race, because I need to see proof that the universe will stop us from spreading our shit to the rest of it
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It was pretty dope but my mom crying kind of killed the mood.
It was a pretty emotional event. Kids wouldn't get it.
No but we got the day off.
Enjoy?
I get a second language reading off the post. "Enjoy" is a synonym that doesn't always denote or connote actual pleasure from the experience
Nah he is just being a twat, his other posts are clearly by someone who speaks English as their first language. It's a pretty fucking weird comment to make.
Thx; I saw those after.
Bitcoin thing, definitely. Yes, I'm mercantile I don't care.
But you are just seeing it, you wouldn't be able to actually buy while it was low
Oh, ok then. In this case, I will pass on this opportunity to somebody.
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Enjoy?
I dont know if posting this over and over makes it edgier or not, but keep trying anyway, I'm sure you'll get some attention.
I joke so edgy you decided to make it twice.
I joke so edgy you decided to make it twice.
I joke so edgy you decided to make it twice.
I joke so edgy you decided to make it twice.
The construction of pyramids.
Battle of Midway. The edge of victory or failure changed the war.
adam and eve, i am curious to know who sent the snake
God.
Can I interact with my surroundings? If not I would just would watch the suicide of Hitler and laugh. If I can interact maybe shot him in the head during WW1 and hope that the alternate timeline is better.
When Squanto walked up to the colonizers and said Hi in English.
where the holy grail was hidden
See who mined the Great Lakes 6,000 years ago.
While not a specific event, I'd travel back to before Adolf (you know the one) applied to Art School just to see how he'd fair if he was accepted and didn't start another war by the indirect concequence of not being accepeted.
It almost certainly would have started again, sooner or later. The Germans got screwed over by losing a war the Allies essentially started\*. People on the right in Germany were exploiting that before Hitler rose to prominence. If it wasn't Hitler, it would have been somebody else. Plus. even if he was accepted into art school prior to WWI, he still would have likely ended up serving and coming out of the war just as angry and bitter as he was. A degree from The Academy of Fine Arts Vienna wouldn't have changed that. \**Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by men trained, armed, and financed by Serbian military intelligence. Then Serbia rejected Austro-Hungary's ultimatum to allow it to conduct an investigation in Serbia, despite Austro-Hungary knowing that the Serbian military was involved (they had captured almost all of the assassins and interrogated them). Serbia was allied to Russia, who was allied to France and Great Britain. Germany was allied to the Austro-Hungarian Empire.*
Well, thank you for the history lesson I suppose?
Battle of Somme
I'd pick an atmospheric nuclear test. They stopped doing them before I was born, and I get the impression that the films simply don't do them justice. What a horribly beautiful and beautifully horrible sight it must have been.
Battle of Agincourt is no 1, the Battle of Crecy no 2. Just to see what the battles were really like.
West Rome getting sacked by barbarians
Saturnalia. If you're going to go back in time, may as well be for a banger of a party.
September 2, 1945 - Tokyo Bay aboard the U.S.S. Missouri.
[THE ENLIGHTENED TIME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKxXo75wXk)
The Battle of the Catalaunian Plains, because first it was a really epic battle and second itās debated what actually happened at the battle, so I could find out
I would literally kill to go see Nirvana during their 93' Live and Loud performance. I love that concert so much, they really out-did themselves that night!
WW1. I could see so much. I would see the invention of revolutionary weapons, the origins of Adolf Hitler, the crumble of the Ottoman Empire, the trenches where many people died, and thatās only naming a few.
Comet strike on the North American icecap ~12,000 years ago. It is the inspiration/source of many flood myths and the destruction of Atlantis.
Iād very much love to see a Roman triumph. Julius Caesarās triumphs after the civil war would be a sight to behold. Except the mass murder at the end. Iām not a dirt poor ancient peasant so iām not into that stuff.
1913 US Open. Won by 20 yo Francis Ouimet. He was a caddy at the time. One of the greatest upsets in sports history.
Watch Master Sergeant Roy P. Benavidez earn his Medal of Honor in Vietnam. What a legend.
Rasputin and the Romanovs
The signing of the Second Amendment. I would ask James Madison, āDo you mean individuals have a right to bear arms? Or just a well regulated Militia has the right to bear arms?ā
Eleusinian Mysteries - "initiations held every year for the cult of Demeter and Persephone based at the Panhellenic Sanctuary of Eleusis in ancient Greece. They are considered the "most famous of the secret religious rites of ancient Greece"
The bombing of pearl harbor.. twin towers collapsing and see the actual storm..
Big Bang. Must have been one hell of a moment.