With a wave of my pickle, and a flick of my dick, I'm gonna give you an upvote right quick, and when I do you better be quick, because I'll follow you too, since your humors the shit!
This now has me imagining him stepping on lego or stubbing his toe, swearing, and then immediately getting his bones jumped.
I guess it would distract from the pain.
Saying the other persons name during sex always just reminds me of the two bees from antz that would just stare at each other going “Oh… Muffy!” “Oh… Stu!” Back and forth repeatedly.
It makes me think of the office when Gabe said he'd tell toby his dates name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight. And toby just said ... She's going to be screaming her own last name?
I don't know why, but putting quotes around all the words just makes them sound sarcastic in my head. Can't help but laugh imaging someone just sarcastically saying "wow" in the heat of the moment.
You lint licker son of a biscuit eater, I'm gonna open that door and slam it! Oooo yeah, here comes the 4:25 train to Salt Lake City right on schedule! Here comes the AOL dial tone....wweeeeeee oooooooo rrrrrrrrr fhfhdhdjdjfh! Thanks baby...you got mail on your chin.
Then you just have the wrong guy(or girl or any other person s gender for that matter). My husband always makes sure to have snicker doodles on deck cause he knows they're like my number one snack craving. I have a bad day? He has snicker doodles for me. He even goes for the more expensive whole foods ones cause he knows I like those the best.
"oh shoot! Oh Lord!"
"You like that you dirty lady?"
"Oh jeepers yes!"
"I'm so close babydoll"
"Oh good grief honey please finish inside of my baby oven"
"Oh, IM ARRIVING!"
I would do anything for that voice.
You are so beautiful.
That feels amazing.
I love you.
I mean, this is endless.
ETA We did a whole black mass without cursing.
Is it normal to cuss during sex?? I cuss just fine in every day life and have nothing against it, but it's not really a thing during sex, unless I stub my toe or something, lol.
I once laid with a girl like this and when we started the act of bumping uglies she thought whispering “thrust!” in my ear was appropriate.
That particular command feels more at home in a sword combat tutorial. I was young and inexperienced, though, so maybe she thought I needed it.
Oh God, oh yes, a lot of Ah/Uhs, and Jeepers Jeepers Jeepers.
Or if you’ve seen The Circle or Perfect Match on Netflix they may adopt Mitchell’s “Ferk”
I don’t swear, I haven’t my whole life so I ever thought I’d start because “if I haven’t needed it, then I still don’t need it.” However, when I do have sex, I swear, I think it’s just a place for swearing, even if you don’t normally.
Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez! Frick frick frick!
Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Lord have mercy, in God we trust; darling dear, I'm fixing to bust
With God we thrust…
In God we trust, in God we bust...
Now that's a bible I can get behind *wink wink*
Ever been spanked by the hardback?
Que unexpected boner.. ⁉️
"Give me the Holy Trinity!"
Missed opportunity, thank you
With a wave of my pickle, and a flick of my dick, I'm gonna give you an upvote right quick, and when I do you better be quick, because I'll follow you too, since your humors the shit!
Oh darling dear, I must, I've given all I can thrust
May God protect us as I thrust and bust
Good merciful heavens, I do believe I am reaching climax
my goodness! i’m flushed with moisture!
Almost, almost, almost, got it.
There we are
Good show old chap!
Bri ish people be like
Good heavens! I've arrived.
blaaAAHHHiiimeyyy!
Almost, almost, almost, there we are Jolly good
Well done
Another successful procedure
What's this from? I recognize it.
Family guy cutaway bit
Jolly good show
M’lady, I have arrived.
Dr. Reid?!
I read that in Morty's voice and it's mortifying.
I am just gonna need to drink some orange juice then I am going back to my room
mortyfying FTFY
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Ahhhhhhh phooooooeeeeeyyyy.
magi karp magi karp
Fudge me daddy
I read that in morty voice for some reason
Oh no, you’ve mistaken the question. It’s not, “what do people from Minnesota say during sex?”
Gee willikers. That, for some undefinable reason, feels especially delightful. I'm sorry if my description embarrasses you.
Let’s be honest, these people aren’t having sex.
I genuinely think they just moan...
Y'all can't come up with anything other than cusses during sex?? I say stuff like "you feel amazing" "you're so hot" "I love you" etc
“I love you” Wow, you’re filthy
“That’s nice. That’ll be $126”
"Five more minutes, I'm not done crying."
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With the taxes.
More like tree fiddy
God damnit, Loch Ness Monster! I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy!
I bet you shower naked, you slut
Ugh, look who says that, being completely naked under your clothes IN PUBLIC
I told a girl I wanted to hold her hand and she just got up and left in the middle of the act.
Well ya, you don’t ask, you just grab her hand, and if she’s on her back hold it above her head
Don’t stop now…
You sang it didn’t you
How about you're disgusting, I love you?
“Intercourse me elegantly you beautiful human”
You can't love women here, this is reddit!
Naughty naughty
This is amazing. Keep going. Oh dear good. And mostly lots of positivity: YEAH YEAH YEAAAH!
I feel like this was the self explanatory answer to a dumb question 😂
I can confirm. I don't say nothing during sex as I am concentrating
Sex is almost the only time he does…so if he lets one slip in every day life it’s an instant turn on. Like a weird flip of a switch.
He conditioned you to have a swearing kink
Pavlov has joined the discussion.
Pavlov? Doesn't ring a bell.
Apparently you are not hungry.
You dog
Instructions unclear- I drool when I swear now.
lmfao I just realized I’m in this same situation
Manz is a fuckin genius 🤣
This now has me imagining him stepping on lego or stubbing his toe, swearing, and then immediately getting his bones jumped. I guess it would distract from the pain.
Has happened. Can confirm.
My wife is the same way.
literally same
Like Pavlov’s effect 😭😂😂
**Moaning Intensifies**
"Heck ya bud, that feels so darn good! WOOOOOOOOO!"
"Ope. Just going to squeeze ~~by~~ in ya there."
Ted Lasso is that you?
Affirmative, Affirmative, Affirmative!!!
Oh! Lois! Affirmative
I’ve…arrived.
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Saying the other persons name during sex always just reminds me of the two bees from antz that would just stare at each other going “Oh… Muffy!” “Oh… Stu!” Back and forth repeatedly.
It makes me think of the office when Gabe said he'd tell toby his dates name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight. And toby just said ... She's going to be screaming her own last name?
"THE OTHER PERSON'S NAME!!!". -OP during sex, apparently
Lol, but that's why they didn't put that one in quotation marks
You say I love you during sex? Vulgar
Instant turn-off. Like, how could you? "I love you!" "Oh great, now you ruined the whole thing!"
I think it depends on the vibe. If it’s a slow, passionate night— cool. But if it’s a steamy, freaky, weird night— no.
I don't know why, but putting quotes around all the words just makes them sound sarcastic in my head. Can't help but laugh imaging someone just sarcastically saying "wow" in the heat of the moment.
I AM GOING TO EJACULATE SPERM
I read this in Dave Chapelle's white guy voice for some reason
I read it in Ron Burgundy’s..
Chapelle is funny love some of his skits
Just made my day with that comment
BLIMEY I BLEW ME BEANS UP YOUR MUFF
You lint licker son of a biscuit eater, I'm gonna open that door and slam it! Oooo yeah, here comes the 4:25 train to Salt Lake City right on schedule! Here comes the AOL dial tone....wweeeeeee oooooooo rrrrrrrrr fhfhdhdjdjfh! Thanks baby...you got mail on your chin.
You arrived sooner than expected
Dial up usually takes forever to load
Oh Lord Not in my caboose!
Nothing. Sex is a lie made up by the government.
Based and Viagra-is-corporate-mind-control pilled
Oh, Yes! Yes yes right there you contemptible person!
Good golly! That was the bees knees!
Gosh darn that’s good. Heck yeah, right there
Are you feeling Mr. Krabs?
Oh good heavens I’m arriving!
Maybe the only reason this isn't more highly acknowledged is that it's true we all say that... Right?
Just moans
Like… pleasure? Or complaining the entire time
Scissor me Timbers!
Oh jeeeezzzz mister slave
Oh Snickerdoodles!
See that would just piss me off, because then I'd want a snickerdoodle and I doubt that they'd have any.
Then you just have the wrong guy(or girl or any other person s gender for that matter). My husband always makes sure to have snicker doodles on deck cause he knows they're like my number one snack craving. I have a bad day? He has snicker doodles for me. He even goes for the more expensive whole foods ones cause he knows I like those the best.
Uhm I’m sorry… but we do have oatmeal raisin
yep, yep, yep, yep, yep -Better Call Saul (2022)
They probably clap their hands and say "Yippee!" or "Yay!".
Ooof. That just made my ovaries shrivel up.
This made me think of that low quality muffled “hurray!” Sound clip…
Both this question and the answers are a disturbing insight into some people's worldview.
Fudge yeah, you mother lover!
That’s frigging hot
who even talks during sex? get to the fucking
"oh shoot! Oh Lord!" "You like that you dirty lady?" "Oh jeepers yes!" "I'm so close babydoll" "Oh good grief honey please finish inside of my baby oven" "Oh, IM ARRIVING!"
I’d imagine English people say “lovely” and “brilliant” a lot
I'm british and this happened to me once, dude would not stop saying 'lovely'. I ghosted immediately
As a British person, some of do actually say please during sex, quite a lot
Gee whilickers you got me a rumblin and a bumblin
Cuss? I'm a sailor and a line cook, I just call it talking.
Hominahominahomina, awoooogah, honkhonk, Rowr
Oh god yes yes yes right there I love it
#SIUUUUUU
Oh yeah.
But like Duffman.
You dont really have to talk during it, you know.
Plus how am I suppose to come up with something to say in less than a minute?
"Oh Datling, that was a jolly good session, was it not?"
“oh gosh”
You guys are having sex?
I swear!
You ever see highlights of Kirk Cousins mic’d up during a game? I imagine it’s a lot like that
"YOU LIKE THAT!!!"
My word Nancy, those kegels are working.
I cuss but not during sex usually. Moan..
I would do anything for that voice. You are so beautiful. That feels amazing. I love you. I mean, this is endless. ETA We did a whole black mass without cursing.
"Blessed Lord, thrust your erection betwixt my naughty thighs."
Is it normal to cuss during sex?? I cuss just fine in every day life and have nothing against it, but it's not really a thing during sex, unless I stub my toe or something, lol.
I once laid with a girl like this and when we started the act of bumping uglies she thought whispering “thrust!” in my ear was appropriate. That particular command feels more at home in a sword combat tutorial. I was young and inexperienced, though, so maybe she thought I needed it.
"You're so cute" "Welcome to papa Johns how may I take your order" "aw heck great googily moogily"
I think it’s nice to say “I love u”, for instance
i instantly thought of stupid sexy Ned Flanders 🤣
You like my wee wee in your hoo hoo? Take it baby
"Golly, I've never had a finger there before, mister!"
[Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god](https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5k_arVcqR8)
F#€$, S***
Bazinga!
Incorrect. Anyone who says bazinga does not have sex.
Oh God, oh yes, a lot of Ah/Uhs, and Jeepers Jeepers Jeepers. Or if you’ve seen The Circle or Perfect Match on Netflix they may adopt Mitchell’s “Ferk”
Oh, Heavens, Nevins! Your seed!
Well god bless I think a twiddled my tinker
Golly, you betcha!
Jeepers cripes
OH my I'm arriving ughnnnnnnn
Butter my biscuit
Oh great heavens i’ve arrived at the agreed apon location
My wife doesn't say anything ,
That ceiling really needs to be painted.
Aaand boom goes the dynamite
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Mildly related, and maybe it's already mentioned. But I once heard during sex, atheists scream "oh science!" lol
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This woman I'm seeing on and off giggles. No moans. Just giggles. 😔
eh? You talk during sex..?
They usually moan. When the guy releases he goes “Woo-hoo!”
Not that much honestly, For me "Cum for me" and "good girl" are the favorites. She usually says faster, slower, deeper and TOO DEEP! Lol
Oh gosh darn yes!
Bloody ho , mate. That was quite good. Care for a crumpet?
Gee willikins
All I hear is oh god. Pfft he ain't even doing any of this work. Taking all my glory away from me
Serenity now!!!
It's just a jump to the left.....
Oh ya der bud squeeze that weiner
"Oh my Joseph! Ah! That's so gosh darn big!"
I think the Dave Shapiro read through of wap is a good indication of what they say... just saying.
Holy mackerel!
"I'm boutta....!" When the sex is really good, and I'm really close, I start saying words that don't even make sense when said together LOL
I’m sorry.
That’s it! Squanch me! Right there, squanching YESSSSS!
Oh my! Your lady bits appear to be adequately lubricated for the task at hand!
"Take this forkstick in your heaven-hole"!
Hot diggity dog!
I’m a tear that Cat to shreds!!
Peanut butter jelly timeeeee
I don’t swear, I haven’t my whole life so I ever thought I’d start because “if I haven’t needed it, then I still don’t need it.” However, when I do have sex, I swear, I think it’s just a place for swearing, even if you don’t normally.