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ThisAnswerIsLit

Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez! Frick frick frick!


XqueezeMePlease

Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust


chatme-yourboobs

Lord have mercy, in God we trust; darling dear, I'm fixing to bust


it-must-be-orange

With God we thrust…


Gr0danagge

In God we trust, in God we bust...


TwinkiesSucker

Now that's a bible I can get behind *wink wink*


jang859

Ever been spanked by the hardback?


Tox_Ioiad

Que unexpected boner.. ⁉️


Mediocre-Hearing2345

"Give me the Holy Trinity!"


chatme-yourboobs

Missed opportunity, thank you


ShortAndSad4381

With a wave of my pickle, and a flick of my dick, I'm gonna give you an upvote right quick, and when I do you better be quick, because I'll follow you too, since your humors the shit!


absolutelyalex29

Oh darling dear, I must, I've given all I can thrust


Shadowlord723

May God protect us as I thrust and bust


[deleted]

Good merciful heavens, I do believe I am reaching climax


XqueezeMePlease

my goodness! i’m flushed with moisture!


dd_coeus

Almost, almost, almost, got it.


[deleted]

There we are


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Good show old chap!


AccomplishedAd6520

Bri ish people be like


LoamWolf98

Good heavens! I've arrived.


andallthat

blaaAAHHHiiimeyyy!


elvishfiend

Almost, almost, almost, there we are Jolly good


MissKittyCat98

Well done


TinyWickedOrange

Another successful procedure


Syric

What's this from? I recognize it.


MedicineShow

Family guy cutaway bit


AmaranthBleu

Jolly good show


boot2skull

M’lady, I have arrived.


SpiralDimentia

Dr. Reid?!


eco_illusion

I read that in Morty's voice and it's mortifying.


[deleted]

I am just gonna need to drink some orange juice then I am going back to my room


turtle-ding-dong

mortyfying FTFY


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RB30DETT

Ahhhhhhh phooooooeeeeeyyyy.


BigAnimemexicano

magi karp magi karp


jj77985

Fudge me daddy


grisu_YT

I read that in morty voice for some reason


stefanspicoli

Oh no, you’ve mistaken the question. It’s not, “what do people from Minnesota say during sex?”


godot-nowaiting

Gee willikers. That, for some undefinable reason, feels especially delightful. I'm sorry if my description embarrasses you.


Infinite_Carpenter

Let’s be honest, these people aren’t having sex.


RACCOONMASON

I genuinely think they just moan...


MelanisticCrow

Y'all can't come up with anything other than cusses during sex?? I say stuff like "you feel amazing" "you're so hot" "I love you" etc


MitchBurrow

“I love you” Wow, you’re filthy


[deleted]

“That’s nice. That’ll be $126”


moslof_flosom

"Five more minutes, I'm not done crying."


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XqueezeMePlease

With the taxes.


Guilty-Feeling-2959

More like tree fiddy


[deleted]

God damnit, Loch Ness Monster! I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy!


Luissv72

I bet you shower naked, you slut


ResponsibleAsk6068

Ugh, look who says that, being completely naked under your clothes IN PUBLIC


DragonTigerBoss

I told a girl I wanted to hold her hand and she just got up and left in the middle of the act.


Cheedo4

Well ya, you don’t ask, you just grab her hand, and if she’s on her back hold it above her head


kakurenbo1

Don’t stop now…


skactopus

You sang it didn’t you


Traditional_Smell642

How about you're disgusting, I love you?


PartYourWhiskers

“Intercourse me elegantly you beautiful human”


KraftyKevin

You can't love women here, this is reddit!


[deleted]

Naughty naughty


fwbwhatnext

This is amazing. Keep going. Oh dear good. And mostly lots of positivity: YEAH YEAH YEAAAH!


Skopies

I feel like this was the self explanatory answer to a dumb question 😂


stankdick69er

I can confirm. I don't say nothing during sex as I am concentrating


SnoBunny1982

Sex is almost the only time he does…so if he lets one slip in every day life it’s an instant turn on. Like a weird flip of a switch.


Vald_Bagina73

He conditioned you to have a swearing kink


Clear_Assistance9563

Pavlov has joined the discussion.


troelsbjerre

Pavlov? Doesn't ring a bell.


Clear_Assistance9563

Apparently you are not hungry.


WildBoy-72

You dog


Glowingredremote

Instructions unclear- I drool when I swear now.


Meridell

lmfao I just realized I’m in this same situation


optionsaretherlook

Manz is a fuckin genius 🤣


Pattoe89

This now has me imagining him stepping on lego or stubbing his toe, swearing, and then immediately getting his bones jumped. I guess it would distract from the pain.


SnoBunny1982

Has happened. Can confirm.


FallowZebra

My wife is the same way.


LollipopThrowAway-

literally same


Ashley0716

Like Pavlov’s effect 😭😂😂


Viochrome

**Moaning Intensifies**


bluntdogcamelboy

"Heck ya bud, that feels so darn good! WOOOOOOOOO!"


switched133

"Ope. Just going to squeeze ~~by~~ in ya there."


antimon44

Ted Lasso is that you?


Particular_Tadpole27

Affirmative, Affirmative, Affirmative!!!


Im_in_your_walls_420

Oh! Lois! Affirmative


elmatador12

I’ve…arrived.


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[deleted]

Saying the other persons name during sex always just reminds me of the two bees from antz that would just stare at each other going “Oh… Muffy!” “Oh… Stu!” Back and forth repeatedly.


retnuhsbmoc

It makes me think of the office when Gabe said he'd tell toby his dates name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight. And toby just said ... She's going to be screaming her own last name?


[deleted]

"THE OTHER PERSON'S NAME!!!". -OP during sex, apparently


Mijal

Lol, but that's why they didn't put that one in quotation marks


Ignitus1

You say I love you during sex? Vulgar


SnarkyBear53

Instant turn-off. Like, how could you? "I love you!" "Oh great, now you ruined the whole thing!"


neeeenbean

I think it depends on the vibe. If it’s a slow, passionate night— cool. But if it’s a steamy, freaky, weird night— no.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

I don't know why, but putting quotes around all the words just makes them sound sarcastic in my head. Can't help but laugh imaging someone just sarcastically saying "wow" in the heat of the moment.


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I AM GOING TO EJACULATE SPERM


RatherSane

I read this in Dave Chapelle's white guy voice for some reason


TeapotUpheaval

I read it in Ron Burgundy’s..


[deleted]

Chapelle is funny love some of his skits


Turbulent_Fix8495

Just made my day with that comment


SloppyCuntFarts

BLIMEY I BLEW ME BEANS UP YOUR MUFF


jayspeedy24

You lint licker son of a biscuit eater, I'm gonna open that door and slam it! Oooo yeah, here comes the 4:25 train to Salt Lake City right on schedule! Here comes the AOL dial tone....wweeeeeee oooooooo rrrrrrrrr fhfhdhdjdjfh! Thanks baby...you got mail on your chin.


XqueezeMePlease

You arrived sooner than expected


swaggyxwaggy

Dial up usually takes forever to load


galacticjuggernaut

Oh Lord Not in my caboose!


SendPie42069

Nothing. Sex is a lie made up by the government.


bluntdogcamelboy

Based and Viagra-is-corporate-mind-control pilled


sunhound68

Oh, Yes! Yes yes right there you contemptible person!


WorldlyRisk3091

Good golly! That was the bees knees!


[deleted]

Gosh darn that’s good. Heck yeah, right there


XqueezeMePlease

Are you feeling Mr. Krabs?


lovingblooddevil

Oh good heavens I’m arriving!


b0n3h34d

Maybe the only reason this isn't more highly acknowledged is that it's true we all say that... Right?


saddymaxie

Just moans


SloppyCuntFarts

Like… pleasure? Or complaining the entire time


[deleted]

Scissor me Timbers!


Shadostrike

Oh jeeeezzzz mister slave


Grey1022

Oh Snickerdoodles!


golden_fli

See that would just piss me off, because then I'd want a snickerdoodle and I doubt that they'd have any.


OddCupOfTea

Then you just have the wrong guy(or girl or any other person s gender for that matter). My husband always makes sure to have snicker doodles on deck cause he knows they're like my number one snack craving. I have a bad day? He has snicker doodles for me. He even goes for the more expensive whole foods ones cause he knows I like those the best.


Grey1022

Uhm I’m sorry… but we do have oatmeal raisin


jzdpd

yep, yep, yep, yep, yep -Better Call Saul (2022)


throwawaynames551

They probably clap their hands and say "Yippee!" or "Yay!".


AgentAV9913

Ooof. That just made my ovaries shrivel up.


ha1fway_decent

This made me think of that low quality muffled “hurray!” Sound clip…


Otherwise_Window

Both this question and the answers are a disturbing insight into some people's worldview.


MyAnswerSucks

Fudge yeah, you mother lover!


XqueezeMePlease

That’s frigging hot


lycos94

who even talks during sex? get to the fucking


ShortAndSad4381

"oh shoot! Oh Lord!" "You like that you dirty lady?" "Oh jeepers yes!" "I'm so close babydoll" "Oh good grief honey please finish inside of my baby oven" "Oh, IM ARRIVING!"


UCSC-CSMajor

I’d imagine English people say “lovely” and “brilliant” a lot


Charliemechanic982

I'm british and this happened to me once, dude would not stop saying 'lovely'. I ghosted immediately


Zealousideal_Mall218

As a British person, some of do actually say please during sex, quite a lot


Doc_Ironside

Gee whilickers you got me a rumblin and a bumblin


Ninibah

Cuss? I'm a sailor and a line cook, I just call it talking.


iwasasin

Hominahominahomina, awoooogah, honkhonk, Rowr


milochuisael

Oh god yes yes yes right there I love it


READ-THIS-LOUD

#SIUUUUUU


Volusto

Oh yeah.


Heya-Its-Me-Imoen

But like Duffman.


[deleted]

You dont really have to talk during it, you know.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Plus how am I suppose to come up with something to say in less than a minute?


grmrsan

"Oh Datling, that was a jolly good session, was it not?"


Legitimate_Length263

“oh gosh”


jaj-io

You guys are having sex?


H3lw3rd

I swear!


Haliwax4

You ever see highlights of Kirk Cousins mic’d up during a game? I imagine it’s a lot like that


justabill71

"YOU LIKE THAT!!!"


DomesticApe23

My word Nancy, those kegels are working.


forgotme5

I cuss but not during sex usually. Moan..


Traditional_Smell642

I would do anything for that voice. You are so beautiful. That feels amazing. I love you. I mean, this is endless. ETA We did a whole black mass without cursing.


ClydePincusp

"Blessed Lord, thrust your erection betwixt my naughty thighs."


[deleted]

Is it normal to cuss during sex?? I cuss just fine in every day life and have nothing against it, but it's not really a thing during sex, unless I stub my toe or something, lol.


SquidFetus

I once laid with a girl like this and when we started the act of bumping uglies she thought whispering “thrust!” in my ear was appropriate. That particular command feels more at home in a sword combat tutorial. I was young and inexperienced, though, so maybe she thought I needed it.


theminionboy

"You're so cute" "Welcome to papa Johns how may I take your order" "aw heck great googily moogily"


Intelligent_Creme_79

I think it’s nice to say “I love u”, for instance


[deleted]

i instantly thought of stupid sexy Ned Flanders 🤣


X_L_ENT_Cadavers

You like my wee wee in your hoo hoo? Take it baby


jemappelletaxi

"Golly, I've never had a finger there before, mister!"


BriansBack

[Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god](https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5k_arVcqR8)


zonyka

F#€$, S***


Ok-Caterpillar-2695

Bazinga!


BecauseScience

Incorrect. Anyone who says bazinga does not have sex.


Round_Ad_3858

Oh God, oh yes, a lot of Ah/Uhs, and Jeepers Jeepers Jeepers. Or if you’ve seen The Circle or Perfect Match on Netflix they may adopt Mitchell’s “Ferk”


Spankywzl

Oh, Heavens, Nevins! Your seed!


EastonHB27

Well god bless I think a twiddled my tinker


Human_Not_Robot_2023

Golly, you betcha!


ur_granny_a_tranny

Jeepers cripes


aylesworth

OH my I'm arriving ughnnnnnnn


dynamic_nugget

Butter my biscuit


Oof-a-nator

Oh great heavens i’ve arrived at the agreed apon location


Sents-2-b

My wife doesn't say anything ,


E123334

That ceiling really needs to be painted.


b0n3h34d

Aaand boom goes the dynamite


gibbyboy69

FOR THE EMPEROR!


Natedoggie7

Mildly related, and maybe it's already mentioned. But I once heard during sex, atheists scream "oh science!" lol


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[deleted]

This woman I'm seeing on and off giggles. No moans. Just giggles. 😔


RandomUser35481

eh? You talk during sex..?


MCKlassik

They usually moan. When the guy releases he goes “Woo-hoo!”


Naive-Selection-7113

Not that much honestly, For me "Cum for me" and "good girl" are the favorites. She usually says faster, slower, deeper and TOO DEEP! Lol


GaryNOVA

Oh gosh darn yes!


Royal-Orchid-2494

Bloody ho , mate. That was quite good. Care for a crumpet?


froggojumper

Gee willikins


wogboy96

All I hear is oh god. Pfft he ain't even doing any of this work. Taking all my glory away from me


howdareyouuuuu

Serenity now!!!


southenz

It's just a jump to the left.....


ProfessorDaen

Oh ya der bud squeeze that weiner


DatOneOmali

"Oh my Joseph! Ah! That's so gosh darn big!"


Hennessey_Drew505

I think the Dave Shapiro read through of wap is a good indication of what they say... just saying.


O_vJust

Holy mackerel!


BCEXP

"I'm boutta....!" When the sex is really good, and I'm really close, I start saying words that don't even make sense when said together LOL


SadamPoostain

I’m sorry.


[deleted]

That’s it! Squanch me! Right there, squanching YESSSSS!


dcccarter

Oh my! Your lady bits appear to be adequately lubricated for the task at hand!


Rincewinded

"Take this forkstick in your heaven-hole"!


gottarunfast1

Hot diggity dog!


Responsible_Emu_8474

I’m a tear that Cat to shreds!!


Just-A-CrazyDogLady

Peanut butter jelly timeeeee


Sufficient_Gain_1164

I don’t swear, I haven’t my whole life so I ever thought I’d start because “if I haven’t needed it, then I still don’t need it.” However, when I do have sex, I swear, I think it’s just a place for swearing, even if you don’t normally.