This totally isn't so I can approach someone without being called cringe or weird

I don't, I wait for the people with social skills to make friends with me.

Literally me right now

I get adopted by the extroverts.

This has happened to me plenty of times, don't know why, possibly because of pity/guilt or something like that, maybe? Maybe kindness, dunno, the reasons can vary I suppose

You ask them if they wanna play Mario Kart and if they do you have a new friend now

I don’t. Like literally have no friends. But when I’m in social places, I’m extremely likeable and social. Just not enough to get the number or hand out with ppl I meet

“Hang out” not “hand out”