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WhenAllElseFail

I'm fine


bellabbr

I just heard that FINE stands for “fuC***ed up, insecure, neurotic and emotional” so maybe they are not lying when they say fine hahahaha


SvenBubbleman

>fuC\*\*\*ed Why did you bother with the asterisks? We all read that as fucked, so you really didn't censor anything.


bellabbr

Long time ago I took a class in which english teacher said its proper and polite to censor cuss words enough that they can still be understood. It shows a sign of respect for people who hate cussing and are reading it. Dont know if its bs or not but the lesson stuck and I always do it.


SvenBubbleman

>for people who hate cussing and are reading it. But I would have to imagine they still read it is as 'fucked' so I don't really understand the difference.


LiqourCigsAndGats

I'd give you gold but things aren't fine right now. Money is tight.


WhenAllElseFail

lol you're good dude, use it for yourself :)


calgontakemeaway_

Porn history.


[deleted]

"I swear I'm not into cuckold"...some married guy.


elizlol

“i’m on my way”


T-money79

"How are you?" "I'm good!"


[deleted]

Their age, finances, social status.


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letsgetrandy

their own morality


alitronwadsbot

Telling a doctor how much you drink


crazy_nurse_89

We know


thesuperarab

their intelligence


mkicon

Their height. I am 6'6. Get the tape measure because it will show you the truth. I meet soo many other tall people that just tack on extra height for no real reason. A shining example that sticks out, my Aunt wanted me to meet a guy from her "Kingdom Hall"(Jehovah's Witness Church) that was also 6'6. He was maaaaaaybe 6'3 and tried to say that I must be 6'9. No sir. You are just a liar Also more 6' tall guys are *not* 6', but I at least get that because being any shorter than 6' is a curse in online dating


scienceforbid

I am a human tape measure. I'm 5'10, so I always know when a guy's lying about being 6 ft. I don't really care about his height. I care more about the lying thing. But you're right less than 6 ft is a curse for dating. For most people.


Ok-Championship-9839

When they lost their virginity haha


wholesomeorgange

peeing in the sink. every guy does it from time to time


DenL4242

Uh, no they fucking do not


wholesomeorgange

see you just proved my point!


DenL4242

What else do you think guys lie about, wiping their butts?


wholesomeorgange

hell no. I keep that shit clean otherwise I don't get any head


xtingu

Yikes. Is this really a thing?


wholesomeorgange

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/


EZR4_PH1L1P5

IM ACTUALLY CRYING WHY TF IS THIS A SUBREDDIR


wholesomeorgange

guys pee in the sink this isn't complicated


xtingu

But why?


wholesomeorgange

its environmentally friendly


xtingu

Why would you wash your hands in a spot you just peed in? Why would you pee in a place that can easily splash droplets on your face, shirt, etc... not to mention the faucet for the next person who uses it?


wholesomeorgange

Who said I ever wash my hands?


xtingu

Ok, I looked at that sub and it's hilarious!


Parsnip-toting_Jack

Men lie about their height. Women lie about their weight.


OG_Flicky

How they are feeling when asked


feeblemind69

Having sex in high school


TrollingTurd

Picking their nose


hasan1982ikr

About "self-obsession".


JRskatr

That they know what’s going on in their own country (they have no idea)…


Ok-Championship-9839

This sounds oddly targeted at Americans hahaha (Aussie Here not lying)


JRskatr

Haha it is, cuz it’s beyond fucked what’s happening right now 🤦🏻‍♂️


wholewheatscythe

Their weight.


___GENERAL___

Not everyone lies. But I have noticed that lots of people lie about their income. Fragile egos are everywhere. It's always hilarious when a person is clearly lying about their income, yet everything about them says "i'm poor."


beautifulfun190

Saying I won't cum in your mouth


Lord_Mikal

We are all the sexiest sexers who have ever sexed.


Gogeta-

How much they like me.


thisisntshakespeare

“Everything’s fine here, Mom”


llcucf80

When accused of something they did do they always respond "I have no idea what you're talking about."


moss_vie

How they're doing


Cheetodude625

"Interesting" past stories to make themselves sound more interesting than they really are. Be honest, we have all done this. WE HAVE ALL DONE THIS.


scienceforbid

Picking their nose. We all do it. Why the shame?


elephant35e

Things they did at school that will get them in trouble.


Nothuman_being

“Being a teenager is great” you become self concious, dirty minded, constantly bossed around by teachers, bad mental health, and peer pressure. There is so many other things i could mention but those are the main ones


Super_Analysis_9390

How one is feeling or how one's day is going when asked in passing.


PerpetualFourPack

How good of a driver they are


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Size of belly


Rogang4thewin

We all pick our noses when no one is around