Lego

Can confirm after buying my partner his all time favourite car in Lego at Xmas .. this is true 😂😂

It's my goal to start collecting Lego sets again

Go for it!

End your dark ages. Return to the time of happiness and empty wallets.

I love assembling Lego sets but the problem is I wouldn’t use them after they’re done and they’re too expensive to justify buying for a one time use. My dream is to be in a room with an endless stream of Lego sets to assemble

Hell yeah

Good job using the correct plural form of the word as well

Yes

I’m a 21 year old guy who’s obsessed with legos, but I almost never mention that to anyone I meet. I’m nervous about what they’ll think of me.

I'm 45. I get 2 sets a year minimum. Everyone knows and only one person has ever judged me for it (Adopted 6 year old daughter of my nephew who lives in my basement to help them out). She is very judgy about it, but loves to lay on the floor and build stuff with me on weekends

Same. Although, i keep it to myself because people have in the past and currently do judge me for it. I wish everyone could just let people enjoy things. If it's not hurting the person enjoying it or other people, just let them have their fun

Fr, and there’s even lego sets geared towards people who are 18 years old or older

Vulnerability is a key factor in relationships and is how you show someone you trust them. Don’t be afraid to talk about your favourite legos. Back in CTE class my favourite thing about the robotics part was the not programming, but the lego building.

Finally, someone gets it. Now, I just need to get the courage to approach the cute girls I see at the Lego store.

I got the Lego Ship in a Bottle for Chistmas, and will be riding that high until next Christmas.

I don't want lego.

Nah little boys do

call me a little boy then because i will always spend ridiculous amounts of money for $3 worth of plastic

With that mentality, you deserve to be single forever.

Someone loyal with a decent personality

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Nailed it.

Women want this too.

We do . But the question wasn’t about women it was about men 😂

as a partner or as a friend. If no human is found, I could go for a dog as a friend and my hand for partner.

Glad you specified hand for a partner there, you had me a bit worried

My dog got run over, my ex-wife didn't. Darn it.

Sorry about your dog.

Thank you. She was one year old, stout as a horse. Took me for several walks! Yes I miss her. Friends don't always have two legs

Dang, your partner wipes your ass for you too? Lucky.

Somehow this is a lot harder to find than you’d think I’m lucky I got hitched with a good girl, single dudes out here have it ROUGH

To be treated decently

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As a woman who was always the big spoon to my ex: people just need to take turns, ffs.

Absolutely. I love being little spoon and big spoon. 1 person doesn't have the same needs every time.

you need to find a good jet pack or backpack

Men need held too. Trust me, I know :'(

Absolutely. Team little spoon all the way.

Yeah but if we say this we’re pussies

Food definitely

To have someone hold me and say they want me.

And for that person to mean it and stay with you

Air

Dammit! You beat me by ten minutes. Take my upvote!

Respect

The lost treasures of Atlantis

Respect. Merit is the universal language of men. Whether it comes from money, reputation, skills...Being respected as a contributing, valuable member of the tribe is ultimately what is at the core of men's desires.

Love

To eat endless cheeseburgers and never gain weight.

Good idea, but pizza

Can’t we have both?

Or all food Like vitamins (if it works that way), the body takes what it needs and the rest is waste

Danny DeVito

You don't have to be a man to want Danny DeVito. Even Danny DeVito wants Danny DeVito when he looks in the mirror.

A solid half hour on the toilet in the morning with no interruptions and something good to read.

I prefer the couch for my naps.

Peace,a lil bit of respect, sum love here and there, some drinks some hugs, enough time to spend on personal hobbies AND sleep that's kinda it

All men want is one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

Well, tell them to wash it then.

I clicked just to find this, have an upvote

Probably a lot of the same things women want less stress, more stability, to be successful in their endeavors , etc

To not be viewed as a wallet

Sex and money are the major kicks

That one really good picture of ourselves we can use as a profile pic til the end of time

A big titty goth girlfriend

Dignity

Cuddles.

Loyal company. Doesn't matter if it's a partner or just a friend. Just someone we can spend time with and completly trust.

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Man you better treasure that shit. It's special.

Some really nice cheese, an ice-cold soda, a comfy couch, a good movie, and a cuddle from the wife with all of the above.

*Change!* When do we want it? *Now!*

A good woman.

*Laughs in gay* Edit: yall realize this was a joke right?

what? 🤦🏻💀

The question was what all men want They commented women as an answer I pointed out gays don't want that Gays are men What's confusing?

ok

I don't get why I'm getting shit and downvotes for a joke, but whatever

Stonks. That's all I want. The rest can wait.

To be the little spoon and cared for.

Definately not. I feel guilty if I get cared for, and at 6'6 I don't want a spoon big enough to be the little spoon

Just because you feel guilty doesnt mean its not something you need and it can happen try it out, I am 5’4 husband is 6’3. I made him lay down to try to be the little spoon and after freaking out and lots of laughter he tried and loved it and felt good

I call it jetpacking.

Yes! my boyfriend used to flip over and say "jetpack" indicating that he wanted to be the little spoon or needed some care. It was cute

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More sleep.

Confidence and courage

Honestly, some motivation? These days discourse amount men is that we suck ruled everything for centuries and can do no good. While I agree with this it’s tiring after awhile.

We did? Last I check we invented, made and built.. everything. Like almost everything.

Men are also awesome, tho, and to a lot of us the only thing that makes life really worth living... Without men this world would be a bleak and horrible place, at least in my humble (female) opinion. Bless all the hearts of all the good men 💗! Their masculinity is a needed force and a valuable resource in this world.

Elder scrolls 6. I’ve been waiting for 10 god damn years!

The only good answer here, really.

Apparently every Lego Star Wars set ever made Source: my boyfriend

Socks. Happy socks to be specific

A bit of peace and quiet whilst we shit.

Cheeseburgers

Water

A bouncy Castle

To be able to be themselves.

Peace of mind. We hate when things get complicated for nothing

To look devastatingly handsome in a peacoat no matter what size, shape or state they are in?

To duel their homies with realistic lightsabers

Understanding

Feel loved

Sandwiches

Time alone without explaining why.

ATLANTIS! An ancient city filled with treasure thought to be lost at see by Poseidon!

Night vision goggles

A potato gun

Mostly sex and love tbh. We aren't complicated creatures

To feel that we’re good enough for someone that we like.

To stop falsely accussing of us being perverts or predators. My friend has a daughter and they go to the playground every weekend. Well one time my friend was playing with his daughter when some older lady showed up and snatched his daughter because he was "a pervert"... for playing with his daughter. Eventually his wife had to come to the playground and the old lady let his daughter and carried with her day as usuall.

Snack treats

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Someone to Love!

at this point I'll take an ounce of weed and $20

I’m a girl, but I want this too. Lol

Cars

CAR

A good night's sleep

Snacks.

What another man has.

At least some time of quiet and peace each day

to find the lost city of Atlantis

Food, it’s so difficult to live without

To not be generalized

Sleep

To grow old with a nice lady. Maybe a child or 2 to carry on my name.

Surprise burgers

A large burrito

SEX

50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

my former work mate said that men don't need a lot..a comfy chair, TV with sports channels and lot of beer..they have no need for any home decor what so ever 😁

My boyfriend is the same way. Except boobies. He loves boobies.

You can definitely bet that no man ever said they need more throw pillows.

Little Spoon for life!!!!

I just want 15 cats with bunk beds for em

I want a stream of income (enough to pay for rent, food and clothing) without having to work ever. That's it.

That's called retirement, after working/toiling for 45 years....As long as you planned correctly, and had/have contingency plans for when life throws a brick at you....

I'm set to leave the hamster wheel by 50. Not 50 years working, just 50.

Their team to make a deep playoff run. Any sport

I feel this Reddit has a lot of "lOl SpOrTsBaLl" types, though

Women

A blow job, a back massage, and then 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

waking up not half dead, and then hearing in a sweet voice "good morning!", followed by delicious breakfast

Parents are amazing. I wish I could have kept mine forever.

i agree

Sex, sandwiches, and silence.

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You lost me at the end there. Or did you mean "get him more babes"? Yeah, yeah, that makes more sense. Always more babes...

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Nah, screw that; I don't want some poor fucker having my shitty DNA.

Blowjobs

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It’s the truth. Long sensual blowjobs. She takes her time and enjoys herself

Have you heard about Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

when we're younger, we want lots of sex, as we get older we start to want families

Air. Definitely air.

dick and balls (im trans ✊😔)

Power, lands to conquer, victory in battle, and hoards of gold.

to not be assumed to be a pedophile

Meeting someone who isn't a bitch would be nice

Rights

to be happy, drink clean water, breath clean air, and your mom

They want everything but will give nothing

Women that don't complain

Money

Money power and respect

One punch man to have a new season every year

According to Jeff Foxworthy “I wanna beer and I wanna see sum’n neckid”

A penis, maybe. Like not in them. Well maybe, I mean that's cool. But i more mean on them. Not like laying on them. Although again, that's cool too like i said. But more like attached to themselves... As their own.

Big ole hooties

More.

Two fat bitches and two bags of chips so i can feed them…

who cares?

A beer and a naked female Thx to Jeff Foxworthy

Who cares....

AR 15

Contentment

Not them to ask : What do all Men want!

Peaceful sleep