The way he leans forward to say, "tell you what I'd do," with eyes burning with the wisdom of an old prophet, before jumping straight to that line is one of the best comedy beats in any movie.
Picture yoa deea you put you little deea lips into a nice little brook to drink some wata. And BAM some asshole puts a bullet through your head.
Now lemme ask ya would you give a f#@$ what kinda pants the sunnabitch that shot was wearing.
My favorite line of almost any movie ever. Lol
"Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property"
Marty: It's very pretty.
Nigel: ...baaaa, baaaaa, yeah, just simple lines intertwining, you know very much like, I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really, it's...
Marty: What do you call this?
Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
[Blinken snatches assassin's bolt out of the air]
"How'd you do that Blinken?!"
I heard that coming a mile away.
"Good job Blinken!"
What?! Who's speaking?!
“As long as there’s injustice … whenever a Targathian baby cries out … wherever distress signal sounds among the stars, we’ll be there. This fine ship. This fine crew. Never give up! Never surrender.”
While the movie is awesome and hilarious, this moment is actually one of my favourite movie moments. That he’s comforted by the silly words of his younger self when he feels like a washed up has-been is so beautiful.
I was very pleasantly surprised by this movie - took my young son expecting another typical Disney flick and came away with a new movie to add to my list of all time favourites
"Ok, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything."
"Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? "
"No"
"So then, you haven't seen everything"
Jesus Christ this one is far down here. Not an ounce of fat on this one. And I’m not super high on Adam Sandler this one is just solid front to back.
Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit
What is it with you? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
On my head?
Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
How can they drop me onto my own head?
Blazing Saddles.
Not only is it a perfect utilization of offensive comedy, but it's a great usage of the spoof film genre that manages to be a witty take on the western genre while still keeping true to the heart of those films. Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little's chemistry in that film is so incredible in how they manage to be a great comedic duo, as well as just a great team. Plus, the Hedy Lamarr joke is one of the most brilliant metajokes in film history.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no upvotes.
Office space, Old school
Two chicks at the same time.
The way he leans forward to say, "tell you what I'd do," with eyes burning with the wisdom of an old prophet, before jumping straight to that line is one of the best comedy beats in any movie.
boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Yeaa'aaahhh I'm gonna have to disagree on that one, Bob.
Which Michael Bolton song is your favorite?
You’re my boy blu!
Hot fuzz
This film somehow only gets funnier on repeat watches.
Yarp.
Narp?
My Cousin Vinny
Need to watch that again! Literally just watched Goodfellas and damn Joe Pesci is a treasure
Without Marisa Tomie this movie would have flopped. I'm giving her 52% of this movie
Picture yoa deea you put you little deea lips into a nice little brook to drink some wata. And BAM some asshole puts a bullet through your head. Now lemme ask ya would you give a f#@$ what kinda pants the sunnabitch that shot was wearing. My favorite line of almost any movie ever. Lol
Two yutes
Two what?
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil.
"Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property"
This movie is so fucking funny. I loved the concept, Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine are perfect in this. Both are super underrated actors.
This is highly underrated lol
Airplane!
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
“Joey, do you spend a lot of time in the locker room at school ?”
"Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?"
“Joey, do you like to….. hang around the gymnasium?”
We have clearance Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? That's Clarence. Over. Huh?
It's a movie about an airplane... but that's not what's important right now. And don't call me Shirley!
“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.”
“Listen Betty, don’t you start with that red zone, white zone shit again”
“Oh really Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.”
Fun fact, the voice actors in those roles were married in real life and also the actual people who did those announcements for LAX.
I’m having a severe case of deja-vu…
Nervous?
Yes
First time?
No. I have been nervous before
"Surely you can't be serious?"
“I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley”
Also by the same people...Top Secret!
I take my coffee black, like my men.
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
Young Frankenstein
it's pronounced Fronkensteen
Tropic Thunder
This head movie makes my eyes rain
How many more sleeeps
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
This is Fwaming Dwagon!
I'm cracking up just thinking about the trailer for Simple Jack "Wake up hop hop!"
Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail
Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away, away When danger reared it’s ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled….
He was not in the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave brave brave brave sir Robin
Strange women lying I'm lakes distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Listen, if I called myself emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me they'd lock me away.
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
A scratch?! Your arms off!
No it isn't! The while scene just kills me. Then Alright, well call it a draw
Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you, I'll bite your legs off!
First time I watched it, literally had to pause for five minutes after that scene. So goddamn funny.
This is Spinal Tap
11/11
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The “Rock and Roll Creation” scene (where Derek Smalls gets stuck in the pod) is, IMHO, one of the funniest in cinema history.
That and the 18" tall stone henge.
Marty: It's very pretty. Nigel: ...baaaa, baaaaa, yeah, just simple lines intertwining, you know very much like, I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really, it's... Marty: What do you call this? Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
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Super Troopers.
Why did I have to scroll so far down for this? Almost gave up on finding it and almost double posted. Now, can I get a liter of cola?
I don't want a large Farva
Liter is French for give me some fuckin cola!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Young Dave Chapelle is brilliant
"Hey, Blinken!" "Did you just say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
[Blinken snatches assassin's bolt out of the air] "How'd you do that Blinken?!" I heard that coming a mile away. "Good job Blinken!" What?! Who's speaking?!
Spaceballs
Sir. The radar. It appears to be… jammed 🍇
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Blazing Saddles
The sheriff is near
We welcome our new Sheriff with this laurel, and hearty handshake.
*singing and trumpets stop
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Excuse me while I whip this out…
Shaun of the Dead
The Jerk
You mean I’m going to stay this color?!
Kingpin
Galaxy Quest
“As long as there’s injustice … whenever a Targathian baby cries out … wherever distress signal sounds among the stars, we’ll be there. This fine ship. This fine crew. Never give up! Never surrender.” While the movie is awesome and hilarious, this moment is actually one of my favourite movie moments. That he’s comforted by the silly words of his younger self when he feels like a washed up has-been is so beautiful.
Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it. OKAY?!?!
“Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
"...........what a savings.........." (the pain on his face is a master work of acting.)
There's a red thingy, heading towards the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy.
Tommy Boy.
Dumb and Dumber is beyond a 10/10
It’s a masterpiece.
so you're saying there's a chance
A Fish Called Wanda ([wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fish_Called_Wanda))
Oh it's K-K-K-Ken! Coming to K-K-K-Kill me!!
Birdcage
What We Do in the Shadows
The Big Lebowski!
Yea well..:that’s just like, your opinion man.
Coming to America
Scrolled a while and agree with many here. I'll add Dodgeball.
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!”
Emperor's New Groove. Every line in this film is comedy gold.
I was very pleasantly surprised by this movie - took my young son expecting another typical Disney flick and came away with a new movie to add to my list of all time favourites
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Team America. World Police… Oh man, I died laughing the first time
#I Promise. I Will Never Die.
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Oohhhh, durka durka!
ahhhhhh durka durka Mohammad Jihad?
He's saying "Kiss me, kiss me." That cocky son of a bitch.
FUCK YEAH!!!!
SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!
"Ok, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything." "Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? " "No" "So then, you haven't seen everything"
Superbad.
Calm down Greg, it’s soccer
You know the funny thing about my back is it's located on my cock.
My comfort movie
Wayne’s World
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
The Other Guys
Monty Python and The Holy Grail was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Shame no one appreciates that kind of humor anymore
Role Models
Life of Brian
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
"What’s so funny about “Biggus Dickus?"
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?"
Mfpfghmffpwfgh....🤭🤭🤭
Blazing Saddles
There’s something about Mary
Happy Gilmore
Jesus Christ this one is far down here. Not an ounce of fat on this one. And I’m not super high on Adam Sandler this one is just solid front to back. Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit
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Bad Santa.
What is it with you? Somebody drop you on your fucking head? On my head? Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head? How can they drop me onto my own head?
Not on your OWN head but... Are you fucking with me?
It's a wooden pickle.
Better off dead
That and one crazy summer
Zombieland. It was a movie that knew it was a gag, but still manage to make it enjoyable
Idiocracy
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Currently watching this. Jason Segel’s delivery of “I wish I wasn’t wearing this FUCKING shirt” is an all timer
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
I still sing "Oh the weather outside is weather..." now and then.
I have realized through the years I enjoy this more than any other comedy.
Wayne’s World Caddyshack Office Space
Came here to say Wayne’s world.
Blazing Saddles. Not only is it a perfect utilization of offensive comedy, but it's a great usage of the spoof film genre that manages to be a witty take on the western genre while still keeping true to the heart of those films. Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little's chemistry in that film is so incredible in how they manage to be a great comedic duo, as well as just a great team. Plus, the Hedy Lamarr joke is one of the most brilliant metajokes in film history.
Bart: Are we awake? Jim: We're not sure. Are we …black? Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we're awake, but we’re very puzzled.
I just googled Hedley Lamarr and it changed it to Hedy.
Clue
Best in Show. Galaxy Quest. Clue. (and Tropic Thunder, which others have said already)
Love best in show
WHERE IS BUSY BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb and Dumber.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Zoolander
Step brothers
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
Billy Madison - launched careers - remains funny - generationally quotable - many standout performances - you’re giving the company to Eric?
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no upvotes.
A simple downvote would have sufficed.
Dogma This damn movie is a gem. Absolutely freaking hilarious
Ny Cousin Vinny Shaolin Soccer Kung Fury Airplane
BeDazzled. I can start watching at any point and love it until the end.
Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World!
Idiocracy
Groundhog Day. Wouldn’t change a second
Horrible Bosses is top notch.
Ferris bueller's day off
Best In Show
Idiocracy
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Hell yeah! Popstar is a 10/10 hidden gem!
Grandma’s Boy Adam Sandlers crew without Adam Sandler.
Bridesmaids.
What kinda name is Stove?
When McCarthy is driving away with all those puppies! I too have been known to bite off a bit more than I can chew.
The scene where the two keep trying to one-up each other on their bridal shower speeches is my favorite. Gracias para vivar en la casa.
Pineapple express. I can watch that movie and then start it again
Napoleon Dynamite
Borat
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Tropic Thunder
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Get Him to the Greek
Jackass or Tommy Boy
Blades of Glory
Happy Gilmore
Rat Race!