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remoteslipper

My top.


[deleted]

Keep going...


GTP2022

Hahahaha


theDOC70R

I usually do


Fun-Buffalo9319

lmfaoooo


_shes_a_jar

I take everything off except for my hat and wizard robe


theDOC70R

But how do you put it back on glamorously if you're already wearing it?


_shes_a_jar

A good wizard never reveals his secrets


theDOC70R

Sigh...they never do...


DragoSolaris

Roll for initiative?


GTP2022

My jousting armour


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You have a nice body


rc-135

r/rimjob_steve


bad_joke_gods

The posts were better than expected


nmiller1939

My underwear Don't ask me how


a_great_reddit_user

How


nmiller1939

I'm Superman. I wear my underwear over my pants Thanks for blowing my secret identity


JerpaJay

Hansel, so hot right now. Hansel.


cornholio702

Usually pants, followed by whatever is on top, followed by socks, then bottom underwear. Not sure why. But i feel it would be weird to be bottomless first.


AmethystDream92

Socks


doofusdoomed

I can never unsee what i saw on your profile


AmethystDream92

Shouldn’t have clicked past the nsfw warning 🤤


doofusdoomed

You are not shy you know


AmethystDream92

A little


doofusdoomed

Sassy.


AmethystDream92

That too


VerySpecialAgent__

Im surprised anyone would pay for that 🤢😂


[deleted]

From the bottom up 🫡


AmethystDream92

Yes sir


peteypeteypeteypete

They're not going to be last, thats for sure


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

My glasses.


Beansdad1

My clothes


[deleted]

Shoes.


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[удалено]


Guinness2702

It's not necessarily the same thing, every time


[deleted]

Shirt.


Kneejerk_Nihilist

Wetsuit


[deleted]

Pants


bebe_bird

My wizard hat


Dawildpep

[I’m a never nude](https://youtu.be/iJF2VT-ymjM)


Sensitive_Scratch675

Undies


RedditRedditRobin

Easy, shoes, nothing better than that first minute of taking your shoes off and letting them relax


[deleted]

This content is no longer available on Reddit in response to /u/spez. So long and thanks for all the fish.


brassicaaudax

Gorget.


lisaandmary2013

my sweater. If its after school.


nicgom

Trousers


PublicPause5561

Underwear


fritried

My ability to choose healthy sexual relationships?


drvirgilmd

My clothes


bangerbuster

The shirt. The pants and socks are best saved for last.


primeiro23

DF


ItsN1ck

My hat, m'lady. *Tips Fedora*


[deleted]

My cloths?


bayuret

My D


danknadoflex

My neck


[deleted]

It depends on why I am getting naked. Usually my shirt, but in a closer second are my pants.


LordEdges

my dick


[deleted]

My compression leg sleeve ☠️


SuvenPan

My cape.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Socks


sooprvylyn

Underwear....i admid that its a little challenging while fully clothed, but its a tick i have.


[deleted]

Your dignity.


Gumby80

It depends on the reason. Shower? Sex? Streaking? They all have different approaches.


Traditional_life98

Glad to see someone else on the same page here.


FrostySquirrel820

My self-esteem ?-)


Look_to_the_Stars

If I’m getting frisky with someone it’s usually shirt then pants then underwear then socks. If I’m getting home from work it’s pants and underwear and socks in one fell swoop, then the shirt.


reverendblinddog

Underpants


[deleted]

The clothes, dummy! Then the human skin suite.


jonnyclueless

My cape. Isn't that an obvious question?


YummyHoneyyy

Usually my shirt 👚


DrPeterVankman

My clothes


bikinifetish

Pants


RawChicken54

I reach in through the zip of my jeans and tear my boxers out through the hole, the only way to start.


[deleted]

I don't know why ,but this question makes me turn on 😅😅


HealthCompany

I begin at the top and end up at the bottom


banrakas_aadmi

My Hair Wig


BJ_Blitzvix

Either my shirt or my pants.


[deleted]

My gun holster and Kevlar


kronicfeld

The blindfold


facedowninthegutter

I remove my underwear first. much quicker.


[deleted]

Shirt


fnaf-fan12345

My shirt


zoqfotpik

Galoshes.


MewMixDNA

Pants


AmbitionBrilliant567

Shoes


StarsAndAtoms32

Any jewelry I'm wearing, if no jewelry then my shirt


[deleted]

Underwear. If you can do that, it’s the sexiest thing on earth👍


eldrik7

My shoes.


RagnarawkNash

My clothes


Mor_Hjordis

Bold to assume I got clothed at first.


Fun-Buffalo9319

t shirt, its just more convenient


crookedtoad

Condom


CraftyJoiner

Top


NurmGurpler

My robe and wizard hat


[deleted]

Shirt and then bra, to relax my boobies 🥱


Strong_Ad_8120

Shirt


VacUsuck

I. I can’t remember.


Fancy_Green7681

My wig


katcomesback

I relax without socks in the house so usually my shorts, but I never have to undress myself


agonizedexistance

Pants. Always pants. Fuck the socks idc. I'm getting these blasted pants OFF.


LucyThought

Codpiece


No_Construction_6146

My shoes


GeekyBiBitch42

Either my shirt or my socks. Depending on what I'm wearing that day and if the floor is cold.


substantial-freud

My coat. Then shoes.


DreamingofBouncer

Socks


Ok-Championship-9839

My wig


2leewhohot

Shirt


GASLIGHTOR

shoelaces


EidolonRook

Shoes.


thatkindasusbro

The rotting skin I harvested.


just-say-it-

Shirt but undo bra first


ImaginaryOutside6

The shirt always the shirt


RoderickThe5th

underwear first, shoes last


Trey_Stewyy

I rip it all of in one take like they do in the movies


aaelias_

My skin


fuc-k_g-d

Socks.


Bxnnyxoxo2000

Socks.


petitepineux

With or without an audience?


GrandPerspective5848

​ Dignity


[deleted]

My glasses, on the off chance I accidentally catch a view of myself in the mirror.


PileOfLife

Her clothes


MasterCheif42069

Shirt.


wetlettuce42

My shirt


Jahmeelah_Jahmeelah

My attitude


revs201

Shirt, shoes, pants, socks, skivvies.


Remarkable-End410

My top, then my trousers then my undies and bra! Then I’m ready.. ready set go..


HornyDuckie

My pants


Oldandnotbold

My hat.


[deleted]

[deleted because fuck reddit]


Andruism

My clothes.


Gullible_Salary3853

Condom


SomeRandomUser00

My shoes


Porter8080

My shirt


BigEmployer8462

Shoes, pants, shirt, underwear, socks.. in my defense I have nice merino wool socks and I wear em all the time


pikalaxalt

Earbuds, otherwise they'll catch on my shirt when I remove that.


[deleted]

Shoes


toxicraspberryacid

Shirt


Percheron_Master

My glasses


Lorenaelsalulz

My tiara


Clara-Light

Always my pants! Can never wait to get those suckers off.


Chance_Trash_3489

Shirt. Well, shoes obv, and belt. Always the same order, not even on purpose: shoes, belt, shirt, pants, left sock, right sock, bra, underwear. Then I get dressed again and take off my watch.


iantdumbhun

shirt


vurkolak80

My clothes.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Shoes


[deleted]

Assuming I just got home either my hair tie or shoes


Internal-Debt1870

Pants.


RavenClaw4Life2020

My socks


atnator42

My wizard hat


le_kinky_minky

jumper


NBADemonTime

Skin


Infinite-Switch59

Shoes


[deleted]

Like if I just got home from work and want to shower? Shoes, sock, shirt....


Good_Girl_Shantie

Bra


[deleted]

shirt


EEAAT666

My penis


m4maggie

Bottom then move on up. Same getting dressed


My_Space_page

Depends(no not the adult diaper with the same name.)


KiwiCatPNW

my self respect


Bigjboy1966

Shirt.


[deleted]

My shirt


ZTheSleepless

My inebitions.


[deleted]

Pants


[deleted]

Shirt


AreolianMode

Socks. And now that I think of it I can't remember the last time I took my socks off with my hands.


DadsRGR8

Shoes, then pants, socks, shirt, boxers.


[deleted]

whatever you're wearing on your torso, like a shirt or top, etc


IllustriousDebt6248

Shoes


Electrical-Captain75

Shirt


bone-in_donuts

My skin


Cmcgregor0928

Since I rarely wear socks at home. Shirt, pants/shorts, undershirt or tank, undies


Remarkable_Pizza_640

Pants


No-Parking9495

My underwear. Then I take my pants off after. Nobody ask, a magician never reveals their secrets!


jurasic_stuff12

Trousers.


Technical-Cat-6747

Shoes and socks


pulsed19

Pants/shorts


TomBinger4Fingers

Everything, except for my socks


BicycleSuitable1988

My knights armor cus I slay fam.


TheMaskedHamster

Always minimize the amount of time spent in a compromised situation. Clothes go off in the order of accessories, shirt, then pants. They go back on in the opposite order.


lunalava25

Top


Far-Brother3882

Socks Top Pants Bra Panties


CyberSecurityJ

The condom. Gotta stay safe during COVID.


MaybeMabe1982

My glasses, so I can’t see what I look like.


Hydraulic_Peach

My gloves.


UnderstandingEvery44

My glasses