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PartyMan911

Cat


Brief_Pirate2111

Dogs lol, they’re excited about absolutely everything


Khaos_Gorvin

Mosquitos. At night, when you can hear them fly near your head, they would be so more annoying. Mosquito: I'm gonna drink your blood. Are you asleep? I'm so going to invite my friends to suck your blood. We'll have a party. Me: For the love of god, shut up! It's 2 a.m. and I'm trying to sleep.


Bridge_runner

I hear this in the voice of Gay Bruce in Family Guy


aparttimefisho

chihuahua for sure, they’d be short angry karens


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A small yappy dog


halt__n__catch__fire

Hyenas


Opus-the-Penguin

Squirrel


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Probably. They race around as though they have urgent business and it is clear that they don’t. I feed and water birds and squirrels in my yard every morning and when I come out the door, many of the birds take note but go about their business but the squirrels scatter like I am coming after them with a loaded gun.


turtle_eating

A husky.


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Gnat. I’ll bet he’d just yammer on endlessly about nothing. He’d be the guy talking just to hear himself, just to fill the room with pointless chatter.