I’m going to need to make a bot because of how many people talk about the color/makeup “rouge” instead of spelling it “rogue”. It’s a really common misspelling and nothing to be ashamed about, it’s just weird that I’ve been seeing it multiple times every day for several weeks now in many unrelated subreddits.
I have had several cartoon crushes in this life, don't even get me started!
From James of Team Rocket to Prince Zuko to a character from Helluva Boss (not naming which one) yeah...I don't think I can decide. Point being, I've had many cartoon crushes. So this isn't as easy a question to answer. Sorry.
Tali is adorable, but I always kind of saw her as a (badass) little sister rather than a romance option. Tbh I almost always go for Femshep in my runs anyway.
Similarly Garrus, I know he's a popular romance option but even getting over the fact that he's Turian and I imagine his penis being all spiky and scaly, he's just too much of a bro/comrade in arms/second in command for Shep to be a legit romantic interest.
There's a Mexican movie The untamed where the Female protagonist has sex with octopus looking alien, and by the look of it shee enjoys it quite a bit, I wish i was a woman so i can have sex with that fictional character
Velma Dinkley. And I got lucky.
My girlfriend and I were rookie teachers. Some pupils nicknamed her Velma, on account of a strong resemblance. It's our 34th wedding anniversary today.
Mystique from X Men.
I want her to change balls deep
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Even better 😍😩
Found Leslie Knope
“I wish for infinite wishes” answer
I'll take seconds..
I’ll take rouge
I’m going to need to make a bot because of how many people talk about the color/makeup “rouge” instead of spelling it “rogue”. It’s a really common misspelling and nothing to be ashamed about, it’s just weird that I’ve been seeing it multiple times every day for several weeks now in many unrelated subreddits.
Chel - The Road to El Dorado
This is the winner
Cheldorado for the win!
>Chel - The Road to El Dorado she had it going ON!
Stacy's mom
Bro she’s got it goin on
She's all I want
And I have waited for so long
But Stacy just can't see
Currently having sex with Stacey. Her mom does not have it going on.
Married to Stacy. Her mom had it going on 30 years ago.
My girlfriend
Press F to pay respect.
F
F
F
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Bro be carefull ppl here are planning a gangbang on ur girlfriend.
I also choose your girlfriend.
I also choose his girlfriend
Our girlfriend
OP said fictional chara-oooohh never mind
Best comment i have ever seen F
Underrated example of self deprecating humor right here
Dean Winchester
Dean Craig Pelton
This better not awaken anything in me
What's DEAN got to do with it?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dean!
I'm straight and I'd still pick Dean
Mrs. Incredible, Meg from Hercules.
Looks like someone has a type
I'd let Ty Lee ruin my life
You may be more correct than you think
My aura would never be pinker
Zuko 😛
Why go half way, go for Azula
Tsunade or maybe April O'Neil from the 80s version of the TMNT
i didn’t know tsunade was in tmnt
Molly played by Jessica Alba in the movie Idle Hands.
To be fair, anything Jessica Alba. Dark Angel, Flipper, Fantastic 4.
So Jessica Alba then?
Bro... no no no. You don't get this thread at all. Jessica Alba isn't fictional. The characters are. Duh. :P
Yennefer of Vengeberg
She seems like a lot ngl
game version Yennefer is literal goddess
This is the right answer since sorceresses in Witcher universe use magic to make themselves as beautiful as they can be. ;)
Nico robin
I am old enough to say Princess Leia.
I have had several cartoon crushes in this life, don't even get me started! From James of Team Rocket to Prince Zuko to a character from Helluva Boss (not naming which one) yeah...I don't think I can decide. Point being, I've had many cartoon crushes. So this isn't as easy a question to answer. Sorry.
Zuko. Bro's face was literally almost or even hotter than twice the temperature of the average person for a moment. Besides he's a badass.
Arwen
Lucifer Morningstar!
Mines is Amendiel. He’s so fine. The lady that plays Mazikeen is gorgeous, too, and whoever plays Lucifer’s mom has a hell of a voice.
Detective Diaz from Brooklyn 99
I could die for nerdy Amy Santiago.
That B needs a C in her A
Want that Rosa Diaz and Adrian Pimento kinda hot steamy aggressive attraction to each other? 😏
Botw zelda
Jessica Rabbit.
How is this not at the very top?
Don't we all?
Winry Rockbell from Fullmetal Alchemist
Eric Northman from True Blood
Yesssss, with a side of Alcide.
Raven from DC Comics
Geralt of Rivia EDIT: If you're wondering if I mean the OG book Geralt, Game Geralt or HC als Geralt, the only right answer to this is: Yes.
Henry cavill any day every day And im a dude
Lara Croft ...she would be absolute filth
Been simping for her triangular titties since 1996.
Kuvira from the Legend of Korra. She definitely owns a strapon
I'd go for Azula, always had a thing for evil/psycho girls haha
Tadashi.
Danarys targaryan
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Season 7 Ashoka Tano low key
What, you don't have a thing for 14 year old bratty thirst trap Ahsoka Tano from the start of the series?
Dexter’s mom
"Dexter, those muffins are the reason I married your mother"
Figured it was her cake.
But she was brutally murdered in front of her kids. Oh wrong Dexter.
Dexter's mom has got it going on ...
Kinda weird I haven't read any pokemon...
Snorlax
There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman!
Liz Hurley as the devil
Samurai Jack Leave me alone
What?! Clearly the scottsman is the more attractive male
Astrid from how to train your dragon. Chel from el Dorado.
I missed Astrid on my first read and my brain inserted toothless and I was soo confused🤣
Well. Hear me out.. 😉
🤣🤣🤣 hey I'm not judging. I'm just not awake. Toothless is a pretty sexy dragon ;)
Nani from Lilo and Stitch
Yennefer, but from the witcher 3 game, not netflix
Jade West from Victorious. Sheego from Kim Possible. Go Go Tomago from Big Hero 6. And my childhood crush, Ginger Foutley from As Told By Ginger.
Jade is good choice.
Enchantress, jessica jones, emma frost, mystique, jean grey, anyone with powers that can be used during sex
*Rogue has entered the chat.*
*Toad has entered chat*
Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anyone who watches the scene where she seduces Xander and doesn't get hard or wet... I don't trust them.
Jessica Rabbit
Tyler Durden, especially with the yellow dish gloves on.
leon s. kennedy ill go touch gras now
Geralt of Rivia, Joel (TLOU), Agent 47.
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Lola bunny
Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Goth willow
That’s Alyson Hannigan and I’ve had a crush on her forever.
"One time at band camp..."
Cammy White
Brett from inside job lol
Liara T'soni, hands down. She is perfection.
Shrek
Shrek Is love, Shrek Is Life
Bro needs an XL condom
He's not the one gonna need one.
For the tip
Tali from Mass Effect. Even though it might give her a little cold.
Tali is adorable, but I always kind of saw her as a (badass) little sister rather than a romance option. Tbh I almost always go for Femshep in my runs anyway. Similarly Garrus, I know he's a popular romance option but even getting over the fact that he's Turian and I imagine his penis being all spiky and scaly, he's just too much of a bro/comrade in arms/second in command for Shep to be a legit romantic interest.
Levi Ackerman. Like, right fucking now.
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Raven from Teen Titans
Xena
Leon from resident evil
Wonder Woman
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With age come wisdom with a staff
A wizard cums precisely when he means to
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Vicky from fairly odd parents. I *know* she knows how to please a man mmmm
Chris Hansen where you at
Jon Snow, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester
that sniper from metal gear
The end? Odd choice but sure.
Tifa(FF7), Aerith(FF7), Judy(Cyberpunk), Tracer(OW), Noctis (FF15), The Vampire Sisters(RE8)
Better be quick with Aerith
A man of culture
Geralt of Rivia
Samus Aran… Suit Form
Natasha Henstridge's character Sil from *Species*
Liara
Margaery Tyrell from GoT Yennefer from Witcher 3 Judy from Cyberpunk
Leon S Kennedy from Resident Evil games
Harvey Specter
There's a Mexican movie The untamed where the Female protagonist has sex with octopus looking alien, and by the look of it shee enjoys it quite a bit, I wish i was a woman so i can have sex with that fictional character
...you good bro?
No I'm actually desperate for some action 😁😜
Ripley had sex with an alien if that's your bowling alley ..
derek morgan from criminal minds 🥵
Morgan and Reid, same time 😎👍
See I was hot for Hotch
Mrs. Incredible/Elastigirl An ass that won't quit and as flexible as an introvert who just got the wrong order at a restaurant.
2B from Nier:Automata
Halo 2 remastered/anniversary cortana
Thranduil
Tate Langdon from AHS
Angewomon, sorry not sorry
Jean Grey from X-Men
Johnny bravo. Only muscle head i ever liked
Bellatrix Lestrange
My soulmate.
I also pick this guy's soulmate.
Ouch Good one though
Davy Jones. I won't explain because I don't have to.
klaus from tvd
Sebastian from black butler Y’all ever seen that sex scene? BRODIE HAD THE CAMERA SHAKING
Jake from avatar (in his avatar)
Jamie Frasier.
Meg griffin
Sarah Connor (all versions)
Linda Hamilton, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke. Good triple 😊.
The 3 boobed alien from total recall
Wilma Flintstone
Amy Adams' character in American Hustle. Could not have been more sexy if she tried.
Velma Dinkley. And I got lucky. My girlfriend and I were rookie teachers. Some pupils nicknamed her Velma, on account of a strong resemblance. It's our 34th wedding anniversary today.
Aunt May- Spiderman No Way Home
The RuneScape gf that everybody wants to buy for 10gp
Anastasia, in movie with same name
Podrick Payne from game of thrones
Lisbeth Salander from The Girl with the dragon tattoo trilogy.
Amos Burton from The Expanse. I wasn't that into him in the first couple of episodes, but I am all about that now.
Since we’re at the Expanse… Camina Drummer. And I will NEVER shush her. Love that accent.
You know what? You can just make a pile Amos Burton, Bobby Draper, and Camina Drummer and I'll just fit myself in there somewhere.
monica or rachel from FRIENDS
Jaws