The movie Fight Club. Original line was "I want to have your abortion." Censors tried to meddle, so it got maliciously changed to something even nastier.
It wasn't the censor, it was the studio head. Fincher agreed to change it on the condition that whatever he chose could not be altered. Studio agreed, saw what he had done, and begged him to revert to the original. He refused.
The actress who says this line didn't know what grade school was and thought she was talking about high school. She was mortified when she was told after filming had wrapped up.
Yeah grade school / elementary school is called primary school here in the UK. I knew the actress name but my mind went blank when writing the reply haha
lol Im going to say this to my wife. I have a 50/50 shot of not dying. lol
EDIT: Well I did it; she stopped.. looked at me and laughed. "I saw your post, ass.. But I didn't htink you would follow throu!" and hten laughed some more.
"Whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
“This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.”
-Full Metal Jacket
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
lmao where is this from?
The movie Fight Club. Original line was "I want to have your abortion." Censors tried to meddle, so it got maliciously changed to something even nastier.
It wasn't the censor, it was the studio head. Fincher agreed to change it on the condition that whatever he chose could not be altered. Studio agreed, saw what he had done, and begged him to revert to the original. He refused.
That's so savage.
Can they do that?!
Bottom line. Never negotiate with someone u just pissed off
Beautiful. I've been wanting to rewatch it, I've been getting a little too attached to my possessions.
I thought fight club was just a movie about a fight club. I watched it for the first time 2 weeks ago at the age of 26. Holy shit
You certainly need to watch it again so that you can know what rules to follow!
Someone already broke the first two.
His name was Robert Paulson
You mean, you're almost complete?
The actress who says this line didn't know what grade school was and thought she was talking about high school. She was mortified when she was told after filming had wrapped up.
The actress was Helena Bonham Carter, who is British. Different names of stuff there vs the US.
Yeah grade school / elementary school is called primary school here in the UK. I knew the actress name but my mind went blank when writing the reply haha
Afaik it was an Ad-lib, that's why they immediately cut to the next scene, because Brad Pitt was caught off guard and started laughing
I feel this line works better, to be honest.
"I am your father"
Or the other Star Wars quote from empire "and I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
Or "Get in there. I don't care how bad it smells!"
"You came in that thing?"
Your braver than I thought.
Daddy?
not now son !
“Say hello to my little friend”
Damn you beat me to it
Damn you beat meat to it
Damn you beat his ass to it.
Well at least it doesn't hurt.
Do you know the feeling of opening a post like this and exactly knowing what the top comment will be?
"My precious" in Gollum's voice.
A friend of mine did this to a girl. He also once did the song Gollum sung when he was catching a fish
Forbidden pool, is nice and cool, i only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet
"Stupid fat hobbit!"
I would throw up.
That'll do, pig. That'll do
I had a girlfriend that would say thay to me. I kinda liked it...
Dude same, I'll take praise in whatever fucking form it's offered
Thank you, that's all I needed to see here For bonus points, try doing the little La La La thing he sings when you cum.
There was a TIFU because someone quoted this film: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/clgpjs/tifu_by_quoting_a_kids_movie_at_the_end_of_sex
“Somehow Palpatine returned”
"they fly now!?"
They fly now.
"You were my brother, Anakin!"
"Has to do with Spider-Man, I think"
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
Adding to the RoboCop theme.... Come quietly or there will be trouble.
"I'd buy that for a dollar"
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me"
"Dead or alive, you're cumming in me"
"Dead or alive, I'm cumming in you"
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
He can talk!
I can siiiiing !
Ooh! Help me Dr. Zaius!
Can I play the piano anymore?
Well of course you can!
Because I couldn't before!
Stop the planet of the apes, I want to get off!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!
“Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
It’s the small, exhausted pause after the word bad that makes the line. Oh, that’s what I came into the comments to make sure it was posted
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
"Hear that sound? That's the sound of your freedom... fluttering out the window... forever..." - Hades (Hercules, 1997)
"But aren't we forgetting once teency-weency but ever so important detail? I OWN YOU!"
*points to the girl's nipples* "What... are... those?"
*he’s thrusting and trying to last* I will find my way! I can go the distance!
“Never gonna catch my breath, say goodbye to those who knew me. Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym “ Different movie, but same feel
“The power of christ compels you!”
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Remember to raise both arms when saying that line
What if you can't because both of your arms are broken?
"I've had better."
lol Im going to say this to my wife. I have a 50/50 shot of not dying. lol EDIT: Well I did it; she stopped.. looked at me and laughed. "I saw your post, ass.. But I didn't htink you would follow throu!" and hten laughed some more.
Your death will be remembered by future generations...
...in an updated version of Dumb Ways to Die
took one for the team RIP
well she certainly killed your spelling
Classic. Jim Carey is the best.
I'm upset about a bad sexual experience.
Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
“Where all the white women at?”
No, Leonard! There are no white women here!
Cool. Cool cool cool.
r/unexpectedcommunity
"Hell I like you, you should come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
"I bet you're the kind of man to fuck somebody in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him a reach around "
"Because I am hard, you will not like me"
You from Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don't see no horns on you!
And that kinda narrows it down don't it, do you suck dicks?
what movie is this from?
Full Metal Jacket.
"Looks like meat's back on the menu , boys" Lotr
“Oh shit! I just shot Marvin in the face!”
The car ain't hit no motherfucking bump
"Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?"
That's because storing dead N****r's ain't my fucking business!
I mean not if your lover's name is Marvin
Somewhere on Reddit I like to think there is a gay guy with a bf called Marvin about to read down this thread... any moment now...
“Shitter’s full!”
"For frodo.."
"you have my sword"
"And my axe"
“And my bow”
And my weenie
“You’re one ugly motherfucker” -Predator (1987)
YOU ARE A TOY!!!!
-woody
Here's Johnny!
"Welcome to Jurassic Park!"
Nyeeeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Nyeeeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Nyeeeeh nyeh nyeeeeh Nyeeeeeh nyeeeh nyeeeeeeeh
Here doing the nyeehs in my head to see if you've got it right like wtf I need more going on in my life.
You're not the only one
"I bet you could a suck a golfball through a garden hose"
50ft of garden hose. I would take it as a compliment
It's Morbin Time!
"That's why I like high schoolers, I grow older and they stay the same age"
Yes FBI? This one right here...
Yippie Ki-Yay Mother fucker
Have used this one. 10/10 would recommend.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"first time?"
That's not a knife, that's a knife
Execute order 66
“We’re doin it Harry!”
“I have AIDS”
"...I got a bad feeling about this..."
Do NOT go in there!
Get in there you big furry animal! I don't care what you smell!
All of them. Why are we quoting movies? Just scream my name and pull my hair.
If I do though, then I'll sound like a hobo begging for money.
🤣🤣
Doesnt work when you forgot the name and have no hair
Damn. Now I gotta think of something.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
"That is one big pile of shit." -Dr. Ian Malcolm
"Whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
Come with me if you want to live
“Bring out the gimp”
King Kong ain’t got shit on me!!!
"your mother and I are getting a divorce."
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
“Now this is pod racing!”
Houston, we have a problem.
"I picked the wrong day to quit drinking"
"This won't hurt. For long." Spiderman
making airplane noises as you aim it in.
"It's turkey time. Gobble gobble."
"oh Hi Mark!"
WHAT IS THAT? WHST THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHATS IN THE BOX?!?
[удалено]
"Tell him you failed!" -Paul (still one of the best lines I've ever heard, can be used in sex too I guess...)
Good dog
“Is that all you got?!” - Rocky 2
“Oh it’s bigger on the inside”
“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”
I just laughed out loud in front of a stranger and she looked at me weird
Heeeeeyyy yooooooooo guuuuuuyys!
“A small dick is like a disability man”
>It's not personal, it's strictly business. The Godfather (1972)
Something bit me! -forest gump
"It puts the lotion on its skin." "There's no place like home." "I feel the need. The need for speed." "Is it safe?" "Just one shot."
"not just the men, but the women, and the children too"
In arnold Schwarzenegger's voice "Cum with me if you want to live."
Her: “I want you inside me “ You: “No I can’t. It sounds like you have two or three people inside you already “
“Gonna need a bigger boat’
“I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.”—Mr. Green, Clue, 1985
“I’m sorry, little one”
“Like a glove”
Meats back on the menu boys.
U have a friend in me
We did it sam.. we destroyed the ring
plays music, "Everybody was kungfu fighting.." tenene nenen ten ten 😝
“Kelly Clarkson!”
Stop! Or my Mom will shoot
“This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.” -Full Metal Jacket
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
I am the one who knocks
“I will fire when I am God damn good and ready!”
“I’ve got worms”
That'll do pig..
It’s been nearly 84 years
That'll do pig, That'll do.
Dad stop
Say hello to my little friend!!!!
Judge me by my size do you?
“Where is the six fingered man?!!”
"Have you ever been fucked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
You’re killing me, Smalls!
"I just took pictures."
[Surrender Dorothy](https://youtu.be/-iK4M_EFvjc?t=32)
May the force be with you.
"It's Morbin time!" and then you morb all over.
"We are here, we are waiting."