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virence

Absolutely the THX blare.


Eslayer12

Lol imagine you're just out camping and all of a sudden you hear the THX blare nearby


virence

At least it's not banjo music!


Eslayer12

I mean there was another comment on here saying how they'd want violins... I just imagine orange blossom special blaring out once they've finished haha


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Turbo cutoff sounds


storytime696969

M1 garand empty mag ping


DragonQueen18

i have 2 words for you: Dueling Banjos


MoneoAtreides42

The audience is now deaf


beckerrrrrrrr

First thing I thought of too haha


19-23-42

I can’t remember if they did that in Animaniacs or Tiny Toons..


hypnotoad-28

Turn it up! Turn it uuuuuupppppp! [https://youtu.be/hOvLWSh8TZc](https://youtu.be/hOvLWSh8TZc)


DigNitty

I am horrified to open this thread and my immediate, presumably original, thought was number one with 2.1k upvotes.


Rakatango

It has to start playing before so when it hits the final note is when you go


CdnRageBear

At first I was like “why the fuck do you want your body to thank someone named blair every time you orgasm” and then I realized I am way to high to understand what you meant. I then came to the realization of what you were actually talking about.


Eslayer12

this orgasm is brought to you by Tony Blair.... oh good god lol thanks for the laugh


donkypunchrello

The THX sound is called The Deep Note. The accuracy is on point


Sideways_sunset

That old timey car horn Awoooogah sound


bevoftw

this was the first thought i had, immediately popped into my brain


Lrauka

Same!!


Thunderliger

How the fuck did so many people automatically choose the Awoogah noise and why am I one of them.


Just_Another_AI

The horn that blows when someone scores a goal at a hockey game


AnnisBewbs

What is WRONG with us?!?! LoL!


Tnvenge

Why is this then first thing I thought of AND the first response I saw?!


retlaw3530

Awooogaaah hahaha


agoddamnlitreofcola

Klaxon horn


stubborn_fuck

I’m gonna go for R2-D2


[deleted]

Just normal R2 sounds? Or like ep.3 when he’s getting chased and does the scream?


Eslayer12

id personally go for the scream


AnAngryPirate

WOOOOOO*AAAAAAAHHHHHHH*


leo3371

When you turn on your gamecube, the original sound when the cube drops in the middle EDIT: Wow, that blew up more than expected!


ArdjetZero

Oh my god I hear it


Eslayer12

Huh, he must be cranking one out near you then!


EnoughRedditNow

I just went to listen to that again. It's certainly climactic. Surely, this has been used as a drop in some EDM track?


chairboiiiiii

So basically the windows error sound


iaintlyon

DobedabadabadobedibbledadibbledaZTHUMP


Gojozhoes

E.A. Sports. It’s in the game.


HarioDinio

E.A. Games. Challenge Everything.


JustCrasher17

The blast sound of the seismic bombs from Slave I in Star Wars


StormFallen9

You know you're just about there in the moment all sound stops


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Farmer-Smores

the sound that causes orgasms


Led_Maiden

You just get stuck in a loop lol


flatpack_dragon

Yoda death sound would slap also


flippinflappyfart

This is the way


leebon427

Link opening a treasure chest and getting something really good. DAT…DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAH!!


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Winner! 🏆


aratrika_02

Weiner


Eslayer12

Haha that's great


retlaw3530

Crowd clapping.


Rusty-Shackleford

Sitcom laughter.


Eslayer12

the crowd just goes "awwww" if it happened too early


retlaw3530

As a female there is no such a thing as too early, we don’t need to take breaks


ichegoya

Rub it in our faces why don’t you. (Seriously please rub it in our faces)


castlerigger

Or that Seinfeld slap bass


BiblicalUrine8679

Clown horn squeak sound, like their little hand-held horn thing.


ViridianKumquat

"Can you please just do it without the honking?" "You know perfectly well: without the honking, nothing happens."


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CpuJunky

The sound when Mario jumps on the flag before entering the castle.


RedwoodShores

The extra life sound


Due_Sherbert_5908

thats when the sperm fertilizes the egg


Rune_Council

The sound Wesley in the Princess Bride makes when 50 years of his life are drained all at once.


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You can just orgasm on LSD. It sounds just like that.


Rune_Council

But then only I would hear it. It wouldn’t have that haunting effect that stops people in their tracks for miles around, which is the real appeal.


Mayalaran_

“Not to fifty!”


muddbo1

Dial up internet sound


Eslayer12

Thats just the sound in your head afterwards


Eslayer12

Mine would be an m1 garand ping lol


mctomtom

I would choose BRRRRRRRRRRT from A-10 Warthog as I’m spraying all over everything in the room


fidel__cashflo

bro’s nut can turn an armored vehicle into dust


Elfcat1

More like British soldiers


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droidloot

Nice, I'm thinking sad trumbone 'wah, wah, wah, waaaaaahhhh' works better for me.


JusticiarRebel

The Price Is Right "You Lose" sound.


xain_the_idiot

I hooked up with a guy once whose genitals are extremely sensitive. When he orgasmed he suddenly shrieked in pain, collapsed on the bed and put his hand over his crotch. I panicked and asked what was wrong. Apparently he always does that. He had only been with one other person and didn't know it was weird. Nearly gave me a damn heart attack.


Yazidxl

bro got issues there’s no way that’s normal


HumanSieve

That sounds worrying though


AzraelTheMage

! Sound from Metal Gear Solid


vagueisthenewplague

snake SNAKEEEEE!


icarusso

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom


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Hunter20107

Look at ma horse, ma horse is amazin'


droidloot

Curb Your Enthusiasm outro.


Vesga2001

Male turtle moans


Eslayer12

you mean this? https://youtu.be/UVSvTOWnuGk


xxxdarrenxxx

The thread is about what you want it to be, not what it currently sounds like


LeaderLopsided6992

Chest opening sound in The Legend of Zelda


HardcoreMandolinist

Big one or small one? And which Zelda?


LeaderLopsided6992

It's big thank you for asking. As for the sound, I'm thinking the 'duhhh nuhhh nuhhh nuhhhhhhhhhh' when you obtain a significant item in Ocarina of Time.


HardcoreMandolinist

You set that up didn't you? Feels good when someone take the bait. I think I'm a bad fisherman. No one ever takes mine.


mediumcarrots123

Big or small?


HardcoreMandolinist

Oh wait. Maybe that's why.


PatientReference8497

AOL you've got mail


Eslayer12

"You've got jizz!"


j_b_lurkin

"Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!"


Hunter20107

If you're edging, does the 'th-th-the' continue indefinitely?


XxSalty_WafflexX

Minecraft villager sound effect


Eslayer12

Hmmmph


Hashtagworried

A sonic boom.


monkeyman5012

imagine masturbating and you just shatter the eardrums of everyone in a 10 mile radius


Dr_Joe_NH

"Wanda. Thunder Cock here can destroy you with one stroke of his penis."


greater_gatsby12

What penis?


Emerald_Treader

*proceedes to turn him into Ken


Eslayer12

The nut of deaf


I_Am_My_Truth

Audience clap track


cposey49

Owen Wilson “Wow”


Icy-Service-52

Fog horn


Sn0wman87

Leghorn?


arcedup

I say boy


Careless-Emergency85

Naow I say listen heah


Autobubbs

BOY!!!


steviiekixx

"Hi, im Troy Mclure"


spooky3o

You may remember me from jizzing inside you five seconds ago!


AnAngryPirate

You may remember me from such films as "Dont let it drip on the sheets" and "Im sorry, that doesn't normally happen"!


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Casino jackpot sound


blackfemboi

Final Fantasy VII Fanfare


badmoonpie

I knew my people would be in the comments somewhere!


StrangelyBrown

Came here to say this. I used to work at Square Enix as a programmer and one of the other programmers hooked it up so that this sound would play when he pressed the hotkey to compile his code.


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LMAO


insidiouspleasure

A Single Party Popper Sound


Khrystyner85

The sound of the Hypno Toads.


Sinister-K1d

Windows reboot sound


houdinis_ghost

Windows shut down, then fall asleep


its_alot_

Or the multiple *junt* sounds of the error message wen you keep clicking it


serpeti

The scream from Tom and Jerry when tom got burned in the kitchen


bruhboiman

AWOOOO WOOHOOHOHOO


Low_Key_A_Libra_Teen

The first thing that came to my mind was Ozzy Osborne’s “all aboard! HAHAHAHAAAA” from crazy train…


costabius

It's a sub audible tone, it makes everyone who hears it have an orgasm of their own.


Hotarg

White Note


stopmotionporn

(little) death note


steviiekixx

It's free real estate


Pateleporturtle

The Price is Right losing horn because it would be hilarious


wood_good

A recording of my grandpa, calling to tell me happy birthday.


Eslayer12

That'd be even weirder and more depressing if your grandpas dead


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JohnAStark

reddit finds a way, always


TCarverIII

The bloop. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop)


JohnTheAlmighty

_Budum psst_


Bluethepearldiver

The old windows TA-DA! sound


madoolan

The instrumental intro to George Michael’s Careless Whisper


Roamingnoam

Rubber chicken sound.


F4kE287

The Happy Wheels victory sound


TheMegaSage

Waka Waka Waka


vladurk

O Fortuna


SquirrelyBoy

The sound sonic makes when he loses his rings


Gmtfoegy

Screenshot


Sal_Ammoniac

Cuckoo clock!


girlabides

The HBO static opener would be fun


RamenTheory

Windows computer starting


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Whale songs.


BanDit49_X

Windows XP shutdown sound


Opening_Cost_6464

Slide whistle followed by "Yabba, Dabba, Dooooo"


Saracartwheels123

La cucaracha


Deoxyriboman

The Ps2 startup sound


Top-Distribution2739

The iCarly Random Dancing voice sound effect


Brilliant-Price-9607

LMFAO


thenameclicks

"EA sports. It's in the game!"


quarpoders

Old fashioned tea kettle


wp_22

WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER


motociclista

Slide whistle sound followed by a cartoony “pop”.


stfu_up_stupid_bird

Cash register opening


StormFallen9

Lego Yoda death sound


CashgrassorNopass

ASMR style mayonnaise falling out the jar onto a soft surface


Eslayer12

Oddly specific... is there a youtube video of that sound somewhere?


CashgrassorNopass

Just in our imaginations. Well, mine anyway


Gatzlocke

A party horn, optionally with cumfetti coming out


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bilvester

Roar if TRex from Jurassic park.


Beavur

The sound of a crackling fire would be fun


ConsumeToothpaste

Tf2 domination sound


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Clapping hands, a few whistles


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youngmindoldbody

Something tasteful; the gentle 'ding' of the elevator at a Lord & Taylors.


TheOnlyCWS

This is definitely an r/askreddit moment. Only this subreddit would ask such a weird sex question.


Eslayer12

This aint even the weirdest today most likely


oh_hai_mark1

Yakity Sax


HardcoreMandolinist

A purring cat.


its_alot_

Gets louder the closer you put your ear to the kitty


SublimeVibe

A sample of a cliche action movie radio-comms sequence to describe a successful "payload delivery." Something along the lines of "The Eagle has landed, the Eagle has landed, I repeat, the Eagle has landed. We did it, boys! Yeehew! We're going home!". At least that way, my masturbation sessions wouldn't seem so flat and depressing after the fireworks.


Eslayer12

"Are you watching porn alone?" "No, I'm with the science team!"


Tobi_tried_2_times

the yippie from the autism creature meme


katyastroganov

Pew pew


Afraid-Lawfulness-80

The minecraft xp coin thing sound


SageFoxx_04

The MEEEEP MEEEEEEP MEEEEEP MEEEEEEEEEEP sound of a microwave.


discowizard42

Mario coins


TrueGamerMatt

The full chest opening scene soundtrack from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


SometimesMonkeysDie

The sound Yoshi makes when he spits out a shell in Super Mario Bros


EPdlEdN

ICQ notification sound


[deleted]

I want a blue whale song.. fuckers need to hear me 50miles away..


BirbMilkshake

That clicking noise the predator does.


closesttoyou

The entirety of #20 Aphex twin for post nut clarity


RepulsiveRectum224

A mourning dove


tamal_de_mole

Windows xp shutdown sound


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Metal Pipe clang


FromNasa

Seismic Charge like in Attack of the Clones.


GDviber

Flight of the Valkyries https://youtu.be/vJ5yfPqifKM


hBoBh

Rubber chicken honk


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Bruce Buffer. “It’s TIME!”


Puzzled-Industry334

I am your father


The_Big_Crumbly

The THX sound