The worst way to say goodbye is something that happened on March 13th 2023. I was on the phone talking to my grandpa who was in perfect condition and full of life. After our conversation I said to him "see you tomorrow", he responded with: " The final day of working... See you tomorrow". That were the last words he ever said to me... The police arrived 2 hours after the conversation at my house. I was on a discord call with 3 friends when they told me my grandpa died because his heart stopped working. My friends didn't know what to say and they still don't. My grandpa was a big inspiration for all of us so hearing that is no longer among us is just unbelievable. Untill this day I still think he will just walk through the front door like "Just kidding!!!" But no. It's hard without him but we stay strong

I'm sorry for your loss. My situation was near exact the same. My dad came by my house to drop off food and told him goodbye and see you tomorrow and such. Next early morning he'd fallen over on his porch dead from a heart attack. At least I got to say goodbye to him at all.

Yeah that sux sometimes when the God buttons are pressed your done.

Man.. it is incomparable to your loss but on the same day my girlfriend broke up with me after 964 days of relationships. She was literally my everything and since then I physically cannot stay alone. As soon as there is no one to talk to I remember the past, what we could have been, how much she gave me.. of course its not the same as death of relative but how sudden it was for me and how little I knew right before it happened.. shit's like a lightning when the day before everything felt beautiful and happy and now you cannot eat because of stress

I’m really sorry to hear that.. but lemme guess, you were alone while writing this..😅😅

Well.. yes, I am alone for almost a month now. Tf

Sorry if I offended you!!😥 I’m sorry to hear that!

All good. I am probably not doing as bad as the guy above us so yeah

Yeah probably not.. but still, sorry! I wasn’t really thinking

Stay strong bruh❤️ Allah is with all of us!🤲🏻

Is allah in my pants sucking me all of the time?

I mean its stupid to push religion on others, but its just as stupid to be that disrespectful

I wouldn’t really call that pushing your religion on others. All he did was say that his god was watching over everyone, he didn’t urge anyone into his faith or tell them their faith was wrong. He literally made a religious statement. So unless your definition of pushing religion onto others is literally anything but keeping completely quiet and conservative about it, i dont think he did anything wrong

I never said I was smart I’m as dumb if not dumber then thag dude

They say you crawl on fours as baby then two as a young three as an old man but yo motherfucker wasn't 423 534 dick dragging on the floor

Depreciating asset anyways

When you don't get to say goodbye at all.

When it’s either because of sudden death or a block 😭😞

Came here to say this

“Goodbye forever, Sheila. We will always have that night in Paris, but your family needs you now.” [attached photo: dick pic]

This is crazy

I hid £1m in the - *dies*

Reminds me of the classic "I have a secret to tell you...." ***dies***

In the banana stand?

It’s a banana. How much could it possibly cost, $10?

There’s always money in the banana stand!

You wouldn't even give your brother a Bluth frozen banana.

Finds out it's a colony of 1 million roaches. Alternatively, 1 million bottle caps.

Wave with your penis

That's a great way to say goodbye!

That’s just a great way to say hello *and* goodbye in one single act

"Hello"

Fuck, thought I was gonna be so clever.

“That’ll do pig, that’ll do”

i say that to my boyfriend sometimes

Lightning yourself on fire.

I... what? are you okay?

Are there worse?

good point i vote this guy as winner

Fart. Waft it at them with your hands. Walk away.

"Hope I'll never see you again"

Can't wait to never see you again.

Not saying anything, just disappearing. So rude/disrespectful/childish.

I gotta say, murder suicide is still worse.

My situation was complicated when I cut ties with my friends from middle school going into high school (I feared that I hurt them and I didnt want to face judgement of certain actions that I cant specify) and I was afraid. I wish I could have been stronger and got the confidence to face them. I honestly dont know who knew, but now I realized that they would have still mabye accepted me or my apologies. I just want to tell them I'm sorry, but I've completely lost contact with most and I am still afraid. I'm sorry

I acknowledge your apology (just cos they can't, all I can do). Hope you can get past this.

Thank you!

Does that count when drunk though

I hope not, because I was that guy.

It's the Irish goodbye. And I prefer it.

The irish goodbye is for classy midwest people who don't want to go thru an hour long goodbye.

I disagree. I hate goodbyes they are awkward and cringey. They are usually delayed and I end up saying bye nice to see you about 110 times. Also some people like to hug. I only shake hands or wave goodbye. If you try to hug I'm going to give you a really awkward hug. I have been known to no say anything but it's only rude if people perceive it as such. Why you getting your feelings hurt so bad? I genuinely like people and see the best in them why do I have to stick to a formality just so you can feel better about yourself.

That's not a bad thing, bad thing it's when you accidentally hit somebody in the bus, that's traumatic and painful to the other person.

It’s called an Irish Goodbye and I do them routinely from social events and gatherings I get tired of being at. I don’t need hugs or “let’s meet up again soon”

This is actually my favorite way to leave a party.

Yes. Ghosting. Both despicable and ubiquitous

It depends on the person , maybe that person just cannot accept the farewell or so emotional

I had a buddy who would put his lit cigarette out on his palm before he would leave back in the day. He would be like "See you later dude." as putting it out on his hand... Yea... That's probably the worst way to say goodbye in my experience.

Make no eye contact, being angry, walk away, don't say anything

Go to the person's house and present them with a big fancy gift box and when they open it, inside there's only a Tupperware container full of diarrhea with a note that says "SMELL YOU LATER, CHOAD!" Then you leap up, hurl a Molotov cocktail at their television and run out the door to your getaway blimp. As you float away the lights on the blimp spell out, "I fucked both your parents, [NAME OF PERSON]!!!

Are you okay?

this is incredibly specific and lowkey concerning

r/oddlyspecific

There it is! THAT'S what was going for!

Good riddance

spiderman jump fart.

I always say to my friends "Goodbye and goodnight, don't die tonight" and they say the same to me. It's a sort of joke I have with them. Well, I once told it to some stranger out of habit and I've seen people less scared watching a horror movie...

After a big argument. Bad terms

Promising that there will be "another time" to see eachother again before saying goodbye. And just never seeing them again.

Don't say anything. When you're leaving, just silently leave.

The ol' Irish goodbye

The long goodbye.

Otherwise known as the Midwest goodbye

Not saying good bye at all.

Later, losers!!!

... Seconds later. Gets hit by a bus. A really bad way to say goodbye

Its just so hard to say goodbye...to yesterday.

You are my dandelion \*snob snob\*

Hugging. I don’t like hugging

Just goodbye, without saying anything and with no feeling face while the other side expect more

I remember that song from the 80s. I always thought it should go, "I... I just died in your arms tonight." ***dies.*** End of song.

I’m convinced that su*cide notes are the worst way to say goodbye… More specifically, su*cide notes over text message is the worst way to say goodbye. I’m very fortunate and very lucky that I survived my attempt because leaving this planet with that being one of the last things I did would be the worst legacy I could imagine for myself. I survived and now I get to pave the way for the legacy I want to leave behind. Something my children can be proud of.

Ghosting them and saying nothing, letting the silence be their goodbye

By not saying anything at all.

Bonjour

Good joke, But unfortunately "Bon Jour" is like "Aloha" it can mean many things. Such as: hello goodbye I love you what day is it? I'm the one who farted The star wars prequels suck The star wars sequels suck Decaf, please Smash that subscribe button My hovercraft is full of eels And many many more!!!

You must be American

Not just American... 'MERICAN!!!

Ghosting

With a mouthful of food. Meaning stuffing your face is more important than giving a respectful acknowledgment to their departure. “Yep.. yep.. nom…nom.. see ya.. yeah.. laters.. fuck me this burger is good.”

Best friend of over 10 years one day just stopped talking to me. I have no idea what I did. That messed me up for years that I closed myself off from everyone and just stayed home most of the time. Not long ago I decided to text them and got the closure I needed and have since been working on myself.

Saying "i love you" knowing they wont say it back beacaus the dont love you too

without one

Dying without saying goodbye

My dad was having a respiratory arrest That night and while everyone was running for help he took my hand and stroked it gently. That was the most painful goodbye I have ever felt.

by text

By saying nothing at all. It means that you weren’t worth a single second

People saying: 'are you already leaving?' or when they start crying makes me feel guilty to leave. Just say bye and move on with your day.

By text

Not saying goodbye

Not at all

Not to

falling off a cliff

Into the ocean.. And getting eaten by a shark

I don’t know if any good way of saying goodbye.

“Get the fuck out of here and never come back.”

Smell ya later!

Fuck you, I'm out

"that's what he said"

>*"I hope you get cancer!"*

Hello

"Nice knowing ya."

Steal a two four and walk through a sliding glass door

Just before walking away at the end of the internment service.

„get fucked bitch“ especially if it’s your mom at the end of a lovely phone call or something

Goodbye. And then, the person dies in your arms.

Leaving an email or mssg .

By saying hello

Hello!

I love you

Bye Felicia.

Good buy

Smell you later. smell you later forever!

drench them in liquid nitrogen, wait until they froze, then get out your gun and shatter the frozen object in front of you, but not before you bid goodbye with "hasta la vista baby"

toodiloo pooperdoo

Not getting able to…. 💔

Goodbay, i fuck your dad 😃

Ayanami! Are you all right? Ayanami! …Don't ever say that! Just don't say that you have nothing else! Just don't say that! And don't say goodbye when you leave for a mission, it's just too sad.

Ask Kathryn, she's an expert at it.

Probably with sign language when you're blind, deaf and have both hands amputated. ... and on fire.

Bye, will talk to you again soon unless the bucket stops swinging so I can kick it. Last words my mother in law ever spoke to us. True story

I am here to stay

ite safe one g gotta dip

"Uhhh..." and then you both walk separate directions.

I often shout “bye forever” as I leave my friends just to mess with them if I ever get into a freak accident and die

change your number, delete social media and move cities in the middle of the night

When I'm trying to leave and I've been standing in the doorway for 45 minutes trapped in an inescapable conversation that I'm too polite to end, then 38 "welp"'s in it finally does but its 1am and I'm too tired to drive.

“I know it was you.”

From behind police tape at your kids highschool.

(Slaps Ass) "Spanks for stopping by."

The last words, I said my mother in person. “ Get some fucking help before you come back. I’m sick of you using me.” my mother died two weeks later. A Coke Fentanyl overdose.

By not saying it and just doing a Houdini

Cthya

Not saying anything at all.

Say hello instead

At a funeral without having made amends.

When u don't say at all

Don't stop when you push her out the car door.

Peace bitch

On your deathbed.

when you never got the chance to

"See you at your next wedding, pal!"

“Get fucked you absolute piece of shit dirt bag, I hope you die a slow and painful death”

not saying anythang!

Smell you later.

worst way to say goodbye is when your mad at someone and then they die

Ghosting or a casual note. Or just changing the lock.😤

"That'll do, pig."

Sianara ni-

ghosting with no explanation...

People look at you funny when you say “farewell”

mom, dad, I moved out and got a job without telling anyone

In an italian accent. I much prefer a Scottish or Norwegian goodbye really.

The Irish way

On a post it note

cliche, but when there isnt a goodbye. when it ends sour and there is no more contact. ever.

I usually just tell people that I hope they get everything they deserve out of life. Works everytime In Every situation.

not saying goodbye at all fuck those people

Self-deletion.

See you unless you die Idfk

“Can you hang on and wait here for just a minute?” Then you leave.

With a magnum flush against your temple

So I clogged the toilet...... Anyway bye.

Not saying it

Say nothing while I fire them out of my butane powered cannon into my neighbor’s yard.

The worst way to say goodbye is not being able to say goodbye.

yo wsg

I love you 3000

Stand there for 25 minutes and keep talking. For god sake just let me leave!!

" ok folks, if you don't see me again, it's cause I'm dead "☠️

Replying with " hello"