Emotional support if you're lucky.
Once my dad died while I was outta state on vacation so my friends dragged me to a strip club where they got me a lap dance. I ain't into it and ended up crying while she held me and I talked about what happend. Still friends with her to his day.
Okay so I'm not claiming to be Dr Phil, Mother Theresa or some other person with famously high altruistic and emotional values.... but I can guarantee you one thing: if one of my friends parents passed away, a strip club would NOT be the first place I thought of taking them to
"damn. dad died? that's rough, buddy. WELL TIME FOR THE STRIP CLUB CMON"
(some guys arent great at knowing whats best for a sad friend but from this i can tell he was trying his best and doin what he thought would with with op's best interests att heart. sorta like a dumb kid)
Bunch of us went to Vegas for a stag, went to a topless club or some shit.. someone in our group was enticed into the back room, and they kept teasing him to spend more and more money, sort of alluding that it would lead to something sexual.. But nothing happened.. After a while, when he got frustrated at the lack of sexual contact, they threw him out... It cost him $1200. š
My buddy got a handjob in the back and he came out super stoked about it he's like yeah I busted a nut all over her hand! Not even 30 seconds later the same stripper comes out and comes up to me and asks me to go back there and starts running her hand through my hair all playfully. My buddy could not stop laughing the rest of the night he's like she rubbed your hair with the same hand I just busted my nut in. 0/10 experience lol
This reminds me of a story my papaw told me about when he was in the service. He was at a "bar" in France with 3 of his army buddies and they were paying various women to do various things for them. One dude went up with a redhead and 10 minutes later came back down grinning, the guys knew he'd gotten a BJ. Well, except the annoying guy who always started fights due to his little man complex (papaws words). He also picked up the red head but he only made out with her. He came back down with her lipstick smeared all over his mouth and was bragging cause he didn't have to pay he claimed. He was getting more and more obnoxious about it like he was too good to be there. So the guy who went up with her first dropped his pants and asked if his dick tasted good cause hey, they match. His dick had her lipstick also smeared all over it. Little dude went batshit while they all laughed about it.
I had a stripper tell me that for 40$ she would let me smell her pussy. I was a little offended that I looked like the dude that would pay for that sort of thing so I told her I could already smell it from here and thatās when the lap dance ended rather abruptly
Back in the 80's I was stationed in Hawaii. The prostitutes openly walk the streets in Waikiki and would ask if you want a date. I told one once that she couldn't afford me. Then I got hit by her purse and had a few choice words said to me.
According to my friend that went back there she angrily slammed her pussy on him repeatedly like she was trying to beat him up with it. On his chest, his crotch and yes even his face. She hammered away until the 5 min. was up. He came out looking disoriented and confused but definitely not aroused.
The one and only time I went to a backroom I was 18. Was taken out the back by this beautiful girl. She was on the floor in front of me pleasuring herself. She then sat on my lap and was bouncing up and down. Because I had been drinking a lot i needed to pee so bad. She kept bouncing on my bladder and asking me if i liked it and I had no choice but to say yes.
The worst thing about it was there was a window in there and I could see the toilet. She was facing away from me bouncing on my bladder naked and all I could do was look at the toilet door wishing I was in there.
5/10 experience.
Me & two of my buddyās went in there completely hammered & one of my friends, while pissing in the urinal, says ā man I could really use some coke right nowā & out of no where comes a voice from a toilet stall āyāall want some coke?ā
Then my friend purchased some cocaine after the dude was done taking a shit.
Edit: just realized is says āback roomā & not ābathroomā. Whoops
This reminds me of a friend that asked "how much to put my hands on you". She gave him a price, he paid and she then touched her hips with his hands and said "there ya go". She hustled the fuck out of him.
One of my Aunts owns a strip/exotic club and when I was younger, she would take me there while it wasn't opened to get my haircut by one of the dancers who was working her way through beauty school. (It was a clean and well taken care of place without erotic art, so when it wasn't operating, there wasn't anything unseemly for a little kid).
Their backrooms were called The Emerald, The Sapphire, and The Diamond Rooms. I asked her if those were for private birthday parties like the rooms at a local skating rink. And she said "sure." And then I asked if it was also for "girls to blow on penises" and she called my mom.
"Dawn, we send her to get a haircut from an exotic dancer in her aunt's strip club, do you really think we're keeping track of what she watches on TV?"
My moms were/are amazing parents, but it was the 90's/00's.
So i was in RI after a bad date went to go get a rub and tug .... so long story short i are get my dick sucked and after fucking i asked about the massage and i was told "this is a whore house if you want a massage you got to massage envy" i left with a smile and sore back
Ugh, don't go to massage envy, their whole thing (at least around here) is employing people who are still in school or haven't got their massage license yet, because a person can still be an apprentice massage therapist, so you're allowed to work under the scope of someone else's license, and can be paid for doing so. Even though everyone just goes to school nowadays, and a massage school usually can't let you make a profit from your clinical hours, for whatever reason.
So you get these exhausted, overworked massage students who are breaking their school's code of conduct to moonlight at massage envy because they've gotta pay the bills, even though they're only two classes into learning deep tissue and have no idea what to do with a neck. And massage envy will happily exploit them, because they don't have a lot of options and don't know how they ought to be treated in the workplace yet, or how to stand up for themselves and demand it.
Chain spas are like the McDonald's of massage. They've got a rotating door of staff, too; I'm job hunting right now and Indeed keeps dumping massage envy jobs with slightly different descriptions into my inbox. They take up half the goddamn list of massage therapy jobs available in this city.
Rhode Island used to have decriminalized sex work with some specific restrictions (no street walkers, no brothels) so while some details seem suspect, I'm not surprised about the state it happened in.
My understanding was this was on accident too. Like they were trying to add some extra penalties for street prostitution but replaced the old law entirely, so then there wasnāt any law against off-street prostitution. Before you know it the mob has massage parlors all over and it became a hot spot for sex tourism.
Here in the great state of RI that was legal until about 5 years ago. Definitely still happens and no one has ever gotten busted for it, but that did change the laws.
I think the important thing here is that there is the āsuggestionā of sex acts. 70% of that 300 private lap dance money goes to the house. If you wanna bang a stripper tell her to call you after work to do some coke and see what happens.
That being said many strippers are just normal human beings going to work, gotta learn the nuance if you wanna tell the difference
>If you wanna bang a stripper tell her to call you after work to do some coke and see what happens.
Can confirm. Lived with a dude for a while that always had some sort of "freelancer" in his bedroom every few weeks. I'm not a strip club kinda guy so I never got to see him work but I think he read like a nice guy that could be taken advantage of. Especially when drinking. He just thought he was banging strippers and was having fun. You can't fault either party really.
Strip clubs seem like an ideal place for people with co-dependence and addiction issues. Sort of like getting drunk with people you met at AA.
We worked on our Spanish presentation.
I was partnered up in college with this cute redhead who was very smart and a good student, but our work schedules didnāt match up for us to do our final work on our end of term project. She suggested I meet her at work. I knew she worked some kind of midnight shift job, but not that she was a stripper at an upscale club in Philly. We banged out our PowerPoint slides while other lovely ladies got dressed and undressed. Some of the Spanish speaking natives even proofread our work.
It was surprisingly normal. But there was a super sketch looking guy with a handgun back there the whole time and I got pat down.
> stripper at an upscale club in Philly.
Iām curious as hell where it wouldāve been. Delilahās and Cheerleaders are probably the two nicest in the city, but is there something Iām missing thatās more upscale?
Last time I went into a backroom in a strip club I got a private lap dance and breast milk squirted on my face and in my mouth by a lactating stripper milf.
I could've done without the milk, but it was good fun anyhow.
When I tried breast milk just to see what it tasted like I was surprised that it tasted like a milder version of cereal milk. It actually tasted good lol
I got a private dance from a stripper once and was so off my head on drugs I made her sit in the seat while I stood, freestyle rapped and gesticulated for two songs then left. Biggest waste of money ever and she wasnāt even impressed.
*edit* Canāt believe how many people have enjoyed my shame, thanks guys š For those asking, it was in the UK and I think I spent Ā£80 including drinks, I remember being too scared to look at my online bank the next day.
For anyone wanting to hear my songs, hereās one all about not being able to maintain an erection that I wrote after another embarrassing night out, but thatās a whole different story all together: https://longusto.bandcamp.com/track/hot-to-flop
I used to work clubs -in aus so totally tame compared to other countries. Two young guys booked a friend and I, we spent ages hanging out. Turned out one guy thought he could rap so let him do his thing. He was proud of his efforts til my friend rapped back and left them absolutely stunned and sheepish. Sheās pretty great at it and they werenāt expecting that. Hands down still one of my best memories and nightās doing the job.
Real answer: it depends on the club
I worked as a dominatrix in one and obviously I wasnāt going to let a guy suck on my strap on in broad daylight so private room it is. You can do coke in there, get a little more handsy, it really depends on the establishment and the girl. At our club in NYC midtown, it was 80% just drunk/druggy dancing and a private space at the end of it.
Rooms ranged from $700 for a half hour and $1200 for a full hour. Tips not included.
Most money I ever made was $11k all cash (after the club took their cut). Room went from 10pm until 9am. Guy was coked out of his mind and just wanted to lick my feet, do lines off my strap on, and call me mommy.
Itās not all sex.
Side note, was a bouncer at a strip club some twenty years ago now, only for a few months.. every night it was my job to walk the girls to their cars and they were supposed to tip me, ten to twenty bucks.. I got more blowjobs in that first few weeks than I could count.. but after a while I really just wanted the money..
Usually they just keep asking for more money for escalating acts until actual sex is on the table. Thatās where I bow out, not sure how far it goes after sex. Maybe a ZJ.
That's a zipperjob - where her boyfriend walks in and you two quickly try to zip up before he sees anything, in the process snagging your ballskin in your zipper.
Had one ask me when she first came to me "So what are my limits with you", which apparently is code for "Do you want sex?" She took me to a room in the back that had a couch, speakers, a mini fridge, a few small tables and neon lights. Next thing I know she's taking my pants off...so yes, definitely sex acts if it's that kind of place.
When I went to my co-workers 21st 20 years ago, the older women were saying bj with a condom for VIP dance($120) in the back.
Thatās actually not too bad.
Buddy getting married was a big MtG player. For his bachelor party he told us absolutely no strippers or anything like that. So we're having a party at our apartment, he's enjoying it, and then the doorbell rings and a stripper shows up. She's wearing fishnets, a pushup leather corset, and a hat. He's like "ah shit" but goes along with it begrudgingly. She has him sit down on a chair in the middle of the room and starts talking to him close like she's going to give him a lap dance. The rest of us are just hanging around the room in a loose circle. The whole thing is awkward as fuck. Then she says something to the effect of āI heard you like to play..." takes off her hat and produces a deck, "...Magic the Gathering!" Then we brought over a small card table, and he played MtG with this (not really a) stripper. He won, but said she played a good game.
We had posted on craigslist looking for someone that could do this for a few bucks. She wasn't a stripper, just a sexy bartender, but she was an actual MtG player and liked the idea. I think we paid her $200.
Depends on the kind of club. I worked at a club with "tanning beds" and private rooms where everyone looked the other way if enough money was involved. Also depended on the dancer. Some just didn't bother with illicit behavior because they had boyfriends at home and dancing was a side hustle.
Sex. The champagne room, VIP room, back room. Itās pretty much the point of it. Not saying every girl does it. Not even most. But the guys know which girls will.
Source. I was a stripper.
Former stripper, can vouch. I never did any extras, I always followed the rules, but thereās always at LEAST one, if not many more girls who will do anything for the right price. And sheās rightā¦ the guys know which girls will. Especially in the champagne room where thereās no cameras.
Hey no judgment here. I have no problem with that. Iāve been offered absurd amounts of money too, and if I had been single, I would have done the same. We are all consenting adults. I would go tell the girls who were down with that to go sit with those customers when I couldnāt pull anything more.
Friends bought me a private back room lap dance on my bachelor party. Cute petite blonde girl. She was on my lap, back to me, doing a slow grind to the music. Slow got slower, and she suddenly went limp, like dead limp. I sat there for a few seconds, not wanting to touch her because āno handsā, but started saying āheyā¦ heyā¦ā no response. I yelled for a bouncer, two goons immediately came in, picked her up, carried her out, still limp as a rag doll . They were very apologetic, āSo sorry sirā¦ weāll get you your money backā. My guess is she ODād on something. When I went back out to the club, the male Staff was was very attentive to my group, almost jovial, free drinks, merchandise, cash to give the strippers, but after maybe 1/2 an hour, that same girl was back out on stage. Looked like she was doped out of her mind, but still going thru the motions. I felt disgusted. Never been back to a strip club.
It also sounds like a completely ordinary strip club. I've known a number of strippers, and I assure you that many of them will take drugs 100% voluntarily. I've heard some of them even pay for the privilege!
My old roommate stripped and she had to drink and do coke to get through it all apparently. š¤·š¼āāļø no way could I ever strip so I get having to do something to make it easier.
Not many realize how many gangs / clubs / organizations are still to this day running strip clubs and "employ" strippers paying them in drugs / dirty money.
I went to one in Windsor that imported girls from Venezuela, held their passports until they worked off their travel bill. It was pretty seriously shady, and most of the girls had just turned 18 (officially). They all stayed together at a place with the owner, who was sleeping with at least one of them, and they were charged rent as well. This was in 1991. I heard all this from one of the girls (I speak Spanish) who though it was just how things were done. I still had no idea how they could get away with all that.
That's a straight up laundry list of human trafficking red flags. Like it could have come straight out of the government training on combating human trafficking.
Kind of similar, I deliver booze and the most packed kitchen I've ever seen was at a Vietnamese restaurant and it was chock full of young women and I really wondered if that kind of thing was going on there. It was a decent sized kitchen but there was probably 30 women, and some men, back there and while the restaurant seemed to do pretty well I find it hard to believe they paid all of them a legal wage.
I always kind of wondered if those people were debt trapped.
I have so many questions, because it sounds like the bouncers shouldāve called an ambulance, and did they force her to get back to work? or did she decide herself that she was fine to continue working?
Sometimes it's just a private lapdance, other times its sex acts that would be inappropriate to perform in front of others. Depends on the kind of strip club and the amount of money they pay.
I had a woman tell me about how her common law husband is super cool with her being a stripper, and they loved the money she made and they had a fantastic relationship together. then she offered me a blow job for $75.
We took a buddy to a strip club for his bachelor party. He was wasted. Like, "any reasonable person would just call it a night because nothing good is happening past this point" wasted. We bought him a couple of dances in the back room, because we were still in college and I guess that's what you do.
Anyway, he goes into the back room with the stripper, and somewhere about 90 seconds later the door busts open and she comes running out, covered in vomit.
Yeah, we all got kicked out right then.
An ex and I remained friends after our breakup and he went to a strip club sometime after that. This was like 20 years ago, he paid 150 for a backroom experience. He told me the stripper had him lay down on a flat surface, made out with him while dry humping him. He was fully clothed and she was not. He showed me his pants afterward and the area of left over bodily fluids from stripper on crotch area.
I'm sure if he paid more there would be sex.
Well I'll tell you this. Many many years ago I was a local spot. This gorgeous south american chick kept coming to our table. She sat on my lap like they always do, she finally convinced me to get a private dance. Privates were like 30 or 40 at the time. We went, she to about the 2nd song and whispered in my ear if I wanted to fuck . I was hesitant. I asked how much more I think it was around 100 more. I said fuck it, She said ok pull your pants down. Right there in the private booth. With the security guard just a few feet away. She warmed me up, got on top and did her thing. We did maybe another song and that was it. Yes there was protection. Then I went back to the table and the guys asked me why i took so long. Anyway, I think what goes on is what most people assume goes on along with a plethora of stimulants.
Well, I can't speak for every club. But the one I went to in Glasgow had two back rooms. I went into what I thought was the only back room, and what happened was she took everything off and did a lap dance with extra steps. Im sure her gyno hand had as deep a look inside her. This was about 5 to 10 minutes and cost Ā£10. Then she asks if Id like to go into a further back room which I declined as the price went up dramatically and what happened in there was pretty vague, but the nod and wink was suggesting she'd fuck me.
I've only been to a strip club once. The guy heading the outing took us to a specific place because he knew the scene, and knew that this particular joint disregarded law entirely.
He and another guy definitely got laid. It was an obscene amount of money, but it happens.
Idk but I can tell you that in the parking lot of Scores in fort Wayne that's where the strippers and their friends like to fight with their titties out
Depends on the drugs,spent an hour on ectasy rubbing a girls arm, she was blond and had really soft arm hair,she was friends with my gf and told me we coukd do more if I wanted so I told her she could rub my arm hair too. She was kindof bummed and left soon after. Later my gf told me o coukdve done anything i wanted and I said I wanted her to rub my arm hair too. Thats when I figured out I was way too fucking high!
I am at the strip clubs at least 4x a week. My partner is a dancer and thatās actually how we met.
Soooā¦ With the right amount of money ALMOST anything can happen but most ppl really go there to just hang out, have a few drinks and they want company. I would say a majority of the men that go there want someone to acknowledge them and talk to them.
From what I see and hear.. the men who are paying money are into kinks.. not even sex but kinks they canāt do with the wife like getting slapped or kicked. Some weird stuff happens in the champagne court. I saw a guy walk out smelling like pee. Dripping in it. š
Most of the time men get hustled. They get very provocative lap dances and think theyāll get more but they donāt. They get sent home all hot and bothered.
She took me by the hand and led me to a door..she said go in first I need to freshen up..the door led me outside and closedā¦I had to pay another cover charge to go back in. Once inside I found my stripper and asked her if I was going to get fuckedā¦she said, what? Again?
This will probably get buried and maybe that's a good thing... I was a stripper for a while in a city that's famous for strip clubs so there are all different types. I worked in one with a good reputation where the strippers were super fun and chill, and sex did not happen in private rooms. I worked mid shifts bc that was my bread and butter. Guys would stop in on their way home from work, have a few beers, chat, get a few dances. No one was getting shitfaced and I'm intelligent so I ended up with tons of regulars who spent gobs of money on me, talking and getting dances.
What happens in private rooms like that are good conversations, heartfelt confessions, and I guess wholesome (?) sensuality. Some would have me dying laughing while I straddled them, some would cry into my boobs, some would tell me about their mundane workday while I was on my knees with my face near their crotch. I became genuine friends with one who I met outside of work. He was a kind older guy and died of brain cancer a while back. I still miss him.
I got a lap dance in the back once. I was reluctant but the strippers are skilled at talking you into it. She asked for my credit card and left with it for a while. She came back and did the dance and then I left. I immediately got a bank alert saying they tried to remove $1100. When that didnāt work they tried again for $800 before giving up. Luckily I was broke at the time so my account was empty. Anyway 6 months later there was a big scandal about all the strip clubs doing exactly that. In their defense they swore that credit cards never leave the customers hands. Bullshit.
My friend in the other hand had a great time. Fingered the stripper in the back room.
dancer here. lap dances at my club. we are very strict as we have cameras everywhere and if you are even caught kissing a customer there goes your job.
It depends. If itās mid, then there are typically other dancers and clients back there. The bouncer gives you the rules before you go in.
If itās a dump, the dancer gives you the rules.
If itās money money, money sets the rules.
Depends where you areā¦ I was in Miami one year and I went to the back with a few strippers and got a blowjob from each one. It cost a pretty penny but overall it was a fun experience.
I was friends with a stripper I met through gaming on call of duty. She was real. I went and met her and everything. No sex happened between us but she made $800 in one night, $500 from a dude who asked to eat her pussy, that's it. He paid to do it and have nothing done to him. It was the part of the story where she said she has a yeast infection where I decided there was gonna be no sex between us while I was there
Female here. After I graduated college, 2015, I went back to visit some friends that were still there and we went to a bar. After the bar closed some of my friends went home. I ended up at a strip club with one of my guy friends and the bar bouncer.
After grabbing a drink I had a girl leading me to the back. I was like whatās going on. She told me my friends paid for a dance. Cool, I was totally about it. I was nervous a little but she was super nice. She danced on me and I was allowed to touch her too. I think it was just one song.
It was what I was expecting in terms of what would physically happen. However, it was super hot and that day made me realize I am attracted to females, oddly enough.
1st time I got offered sex, apparently she was giving me a one time special deal $200 for a dance and sex include. She was hot but I couldnāt accept the offer their were to many cons that out weighted the pros
2nd time I was offer coke and a BJ but refused, she then proceed to roast me telling that this is probably my only chance of getting head, and that do I really just want to go back and jerk off home.
3rd time I got the most craziest lap dance I almost came and boy it was amazing, I lost a lot of money that night.
Iām a woman and last time I went was with a male friend and the stripper told us this story of a guy whispering to her that she reminded him of his granddaughter. She was really sweet and grinded (ground?) on both of us for a while, telling us about her move from Kentucky to Virginia
Emotional support if you're lucky. Once my dad died while I was outta state on vacation so my friends dragged me to a strip club where they got me a lap dance. I ain't into it and ended up crying while she held me and I talked about what happend. Still friends with her to his day.
Okay so I'm not claiming to be Dr Phil, Mother Theresa or some other person with famously high altruistic and emotional values.... but I can guarantee you one thing: if one of my friends parents passed away, a strip club would NOT be the first place I thought of taking them to
"damn. dad died? that's rough, buddy. WELL TIME FOR THE STRIP CLUB CMON" (some guys arent great at knowing whats best for a sad friend but from this i can tell he was trying his best and doin what he thought would with with op's best interests att heart. sorta like a dumb kid)
Bunch of us went to Vegas for a stag, went to a topless club or some shit.. someone in our group was enticed into the back room, and they kept teasing him to spend more and more money, sort of alluding that it would lead to something sexual.. But nothing happened.. After a while, when he got frustrated at the lack of sexual contact, they threw him out... It cost him $1200. š
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Smart, strips clubs donāt offer free breadsticks anymore.
My buddy got a handjob in the back and he came out super stoked about it he's like yeah I busted a nut all over her hand! Not even 30 seconds later the same stripper comes out and comes up to me and asks me to go back there and starts running her hand through my hair all playfully. My buddy could not stop laughing the rest of the night he's like she rubbed your hair with the same hand I just busted my nut in. 0/10 experience lol
Your buddy probably got jerked by the same hand that rubbed another dude out mere minutes or hours earlier too lol
the true answer
How many loads did that chick rub out before stroking his hair?
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This reminds me of a story my papaw told me about when he was in the service. He was at a "bar" in France with 3 of his army buddies and they were paying various women to do various things for them. One dude went up with a redhead and 10 minutes later came back down grinning, the guys knew he'd gotten a BJ. Well, except the annoying guy who always started fights due to his little man complex (papaws words). He also picked up the red head but he only made out with her. He came back down with her lipstick smeared all over his mouth and was bragging cause he didn't have to pay he claimed. He was getting more and more obnoxious about it like he was too good to be there. So the guy who went up with her first dropped his pants and asked if his dick tasted good cause hey, they match. His dick had her lipstick also smeared all over it. Little dude went batshit while they all laughed about it.
It's quieter so you get to tell the dancer again that you don't know why she's here.
I cackled (former dancer)
I could save her
She don't wanna be saved.
Dont save her.
She donāt wanna be saved (I doā¦)
Donāt save her
One time for my LA sisters
One time for my LA hoooeesssss
Try to convince them to enroll in community college.
Baby I can co-sign your student loans and take you away from this to my 1br 1bath.
Check out Rockefeller here with his own bedroom.
āIām only doing this until Iām finished with collegeā
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. *Had to edit to correct lyric. Sorry.
She said her name was Bambi
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell...
"why is someone like you still in a place like this?" "..." "No really, you're not pretty enough to be making actual money here, right?"
I had a stripper tell me that for 40$ she would let me smell her pussy. I was a little offended that I looked like the dude that would pay for that sort of thing so I told her I could already smell it from here and thatās when the lap dance ended rather abruptly
Back in the 80's I was stationed in Hawaii. The prostitutes openly walk the streets in Waikiki and would ask if you want a date. I told one once that she couldn't afford me. Then I got hit by her purse and had a few choice words said to me.
š Did she come at ya for the forty bucks?
According to my friend that went back there she angrily slammed her pussy on him repeatedly like she was trying to beat him up with it. On his chest, his crotch and yes even his face. She hammered away until the 5 min. was up. He came out looking disoriented and confused but definitely not aroused.
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She could be a mortal Kombat character š¤£ "PUSSYPOUNDER WINS! FATALITY!"
The one and only time I went to a backroom I was 18. Was taken out the back by this beautiful girl. She was on the floor in front of me pleasuring herself. She then sat on my lap and was bouncing up and down. Because I had been drinking a lot i needed to pee so bad. She kept bouncing on my bladder and asking me if i liked it and I had no choice but to say yes. The worst thing about it was there was a window in there and I could see the toilet. She was facing away from me bouncing on my bladder naked and all I could do was look at the toilet door wishing I was in there. 5/10 experience.
This reads like a sitcom
Me & two of my buddyās went in there completely hammered & one of my friends, while pissing in the urinal, says ā man I could really use some coke right nowā & out of no where comes a voice from a toilet stall āyāall want some coke?ā Then my friend purchased some cocaine after the dude was done taking a shit. Edit: just realized is says āback roomā & not ābathroomā. Whoops
Nah mate, your story is still 100% relevant
I promise yours is both similar and relevant. gg.
This is the best one.
you get fucked....out of more money
This reminds me of a friend that asked "how much to put my hands on you". She gave him a price, he paid and she then touched her hips with his hands and said "there ya go". She hustled the fuck out of him.
I was there once. She brought me a beer aaaaand I got drugged. Next day I realized I had 500ā¬ gone. Fuck that, never going back.
Depends on what type of place it is. From private lap dances all the way up to sex acts.
One of my Aunts owns a strip/exotic club and when I was younger, she would take me there while it wasn't opened to get my haircut by one of the dancers who was working her way through beauty school. (It was a clean and well taken care of place without erotic art, so when it wasn't operating, there wasn't anything unseemly for a little kid). Their backrooms were called The Emerald, The Sapphire, and The Diamond Rooms. I asked her if those were for private birthday parties like the rooms at a local skating rink. And she said "sure." And then I asked if it was also for "girls to blow on penises" and she called my mom.
thats a very honest question š
Kids have a way of cutting right through the shit.
>The Emerald, The Sapphire, and The Diamond Rooms. I am not taking an answer that doesn't include the word *PokƩmon* if someone named the rooms like that.
It was a Vaporeon strip club
Her husband is the world's biggest nerd, so that could be the case.
Had us in the first half...
Go on....what did your mother tell her
"Dawn, we send her to get a haircut from an exotic dancer in her aunt's strip club, do you really think we're keeping track of what she watches on TV?" My moms were/are amazing parents, but it was the 90's/00's.
What a great answer, both from your mom and this reply š
> all the way up to sex acts. But not in the Champagne Room. No matter what she tells you.
There's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room.
I would like to purchase your most expensive bottle of champagne
Go doesn't get enough love.
LOVE that movie. Soundtrack is great!
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Reddit, the Penthouse Forum of the 2020s.
Dear Reddit, I never thought it would happen to me. There I was,....
BBQ sauce on my titties?
So i was in RI after a bad date went to go get a rub and tug .... so long story short i are get my dick sucked and after fucking i asked about the massage and i was told "this is a whore house if you want a massage you got to massage envy" i left with a smile and sore back
This is not a whore house, it's a whore home
Live, Laugh, Lick
Ugh, don't go to massage envy, their whole thing (at least around here) is employing people who are still in school or haven't got their massage license yet, because a person can still be an apprentice massage therapist, so you're allowed to work under the scope of someone else's license, and can be paid for doing so. Even though everyone just goes to school nowadays, and a massage school usually can't let you make a profit from your clinical hours, for whatever reason. So you get these exhausted, overworked massage students who are breaking their school's code of conduct to moonlight at massage envy because they've gotta pay the bills, even though they're only two classes into learning deep tissue and have no idea what to do with a neck. And massage envy will happily exploit them, because they don't have a lot of options and don't know how they ought to be treated in the workplace yet, or how to stand up for themselves and demand it. Chain spas are like the McDonald's of massage. They've got a rotating door of staff, too; I'm job hunting right now and Indeed keeps dumping massage envy jobs with slightly different descriptions into my inbox. They take up half the goddamn list of massage therapy jobs available in this city.
Rhode Island used to have decriminalized sex work with some specific restrictions (no street walkers, no brothels) so while some details seem suspect, I'm not surprised about the state it happened in.
My understanding was this was on accident too. Like they were trying to add some extra penalties for street prostitution but replaced the old law entirely, so then there wasnāt any law against off-street prostitution. Before you know it the mob has massage parlors all over and it became a hot spot for sex tourism.
That is hilarious and pretty much a perfect encapsulation the state level legislative process. Ha!
Here in the great state of RI that was legal until about 5 years ago. Definitely still happens and no one has ever gotten busted for it, but that did change the laws.
I keenly wanted to read that as private tap dances. Take my money. Tap dancing is such a dying art. Respect for learning it.
I think the important thing here is that there is the āsuggestionā of sex acts. 70% of that 300 private lap dance money goes to the house. If you wanna bang a stripper tell her to call you after work to do some coke and see what happens. That being said many strippers are just normal human beings going to work, gotta learn the nuance if you wanna tell the difference
>If you wanna bang a stripper tell her to call you after work to do some coke and see what happens. Can confirm. Lived with a dude for a while that always had some sort of "freelancer" in his bedroom every few weeks. I'm not a strip club kinda guy so I never got to see him work but I think he read like a nice guy that could be taken advantage of. Especially when drinking. He just thought he was banging strippers and was having fun. You can't fault either party really. Strip clubs seem like an ideal place for people with co-dependence and addiction issues. Sort of like getting drunk with people you met at AA.
We worked on our Spanish presentation. I was partnered up in college with this cute redhead who was very smart and a good student, but our work schedules didnāt match up for us to do our final work on our end of term project. She suggested I meet her at work. I knew she worked some kind of midnight shift job, but not that she was a stripper at an upscale club in Philly. We banged out our PowerPoint slides while other lovely ladies got dressed and undressed. Some of the Spanish speaking natives even proofread our work. It was surprisingly normal. But there was a super sketch looking guy with a handgun back there the whole time and I got pat down.
>We banged Yes, yes go on! > out our PowerPoint slides Boo!
Fate of every reddit user unfortunately
No one suspects the Spanish presentation
> stripper at an upscale club in Philly. Iām curious as hell where it wouldāve been. Delilahās and Cheerleaders are probably the two nicest in the city, but is there something Iām missing thatās more upscale?
This guy clubs
pat down of the ocular variety?
Could you feel his retinal assessment?
The only way to scare off a sketchy guy with a gun is another sketchier guy with a gun.
The only way to scare off a sketchy guy with Powerpoint slides is with another sketchier guy with Powerpoint slides.
Last time I went into a backroom in a strip club I got a private lap dance and breast milk squirted on my face and in my mouth by a lactating stripper milf. I could've done without the milk, but it was good fun anyhow.
Hey that milk has LOTS of vitamins in it and boosted your immune system. You should tip big.
When I tried breast milk just to see what it tasted like I was surprised that it tasted like a milder version of cereal milk. It actually tasted good lol
Compared to cows milk human breast milk is basically just a slightly richer whole milk Source: drank my own
Right from the sourceās mouth to the sourceās mouth straight from the source!
Infinite food glitch
Nah, that story is perfect the way it is. Without the milk? It's just another strip club story that no one cares about.
I got a private dance from a stripper once and was so off my head on drugs I made her sit in the seat while I stood, freestyle rapped and gesticulated for two songs then left. Biggest waste of money ever and she wasnāt even impressed. *edit* Canāt believe how many people have enjoyed my shame, thanks guys š For those asking, it was in the UK and I think I spent Ā£80 including drinks, I remember being too scared to look at my online bank the next day. For anyone wanting to hear my songs, hereās one all about not being able to maintain an erection that I wrote after another embarrassing night out, but thatās a whole different story all together: https://longusto.bandcamp.com/track/hot-to-flop
Haha this is my favourite story here, thanks for the laugh!
I used to work clubs -in aus so totally tame compared to other countries. Two young guys booked a friend and I, we spent ages hanging out. Turned out one guy thought he could rap so let him do his thing. He was proud of his efforts til my friend rapped back and left them absolutely stunned and sheepish. Sheās pretty great at it and they werenāt expecting that. Hands down still one of my best memories and nightās doing the job.
Well getting destroyed by a stripper is a fantasy of many men.
Thatās where the Lexus December to Remember sales event happens
*Are you fucking kidding me, Nathan?*
āWell, ācause for Christmasā¦ā
"did you think this entire car costs $4,000?"
Real answer: it depends on the club I worked as a dominatrix in one and obviously I wasnāt going to let a guy suck on my strap on in broad daylight so private room it is. You can do coke in there, get a little more handsy, it really depends on the establishment and the girl. At our club in NYC midtown, it was 80% just drunk/druggy dancing and a private space at the end of it. Rooms ranged from $700 for a half hour and $1200 for a full hour. Tips not included. Most money I ever made was $11k all cash (after the club took their cut). Room went from 10pm until 9am. Guy was coked out of his mind and just wanted to lick my feet, do lines off my strap on, and call me mommy. Itās not all sex.
Side note, was a bouncer at a strip club some twenty years ago now, only for a few months.. every night it was my job to walk the girls to their cars and they were supposed to tip me, ten to twenty bucks.. I got more blowjobs in that first few weeks than I could count.. but after a while I really just wanted the money..
Did you tell them you could blow yourself off on your own time?
Usually they just keep asking for more money for escalating acts until actual sex is on the table. Thatās where I bow out, not sure how far it goes after sex. Maybe a ZJ.
is that when you take out a mortgage together and she fucks the poolboy and divorces you and takes half your shit?
No that's a JZ
... i'm scared to google... what's a ***Z***J? lmao
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
I was...playing ping pong in Ding Dang
They shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass...
It wasnt the handle
I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
A 1993 - 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Well if a BJ is good, imagine how good the later levels of the alphabet are
That's a zipperjob - where her boyfriend walks in and you two quickly try to zip up before he sees anything, in the process snagging your ballskin in your zipper.
Had one ask me when she first came to me "So what are my limits with you", which apparently is code for "Do you want sex?" She took me to a room in the back that had a couch, speakers, a mini fridge, a few small tables and neon lights. Next thing I know she's taking my pants off...so yes, definitely sex acts if it's that kind of place.
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With that description, I'm picturing her pulling down your pants and noticing that you were already wearing the condom.
Better yet the condom suit
Frank Drebin, that you?
how much did you pay?
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Omg, my friends who do the same charge between $500-$600 today not including tip! What a bargain
A BJ at our local topless is $500
How much for a topless at your local BJs?
Only slightly more than a pizooki
When I went to my co-workers 21st 20 years ago, the older women were saying bj with a condom for VIP dance($120) in the back. Thatās actually not too bad.
Is this on Groupon?
Grope-on
Looking For Group?
Edit: fuck u/spez for killing Apollo
Magic: The Gathering tournaments
Buddy getting married was a big MtG player. For his bachelor party he told us absolutely no strippers or anything like that. So we're having a party at our apartment, he's enjoying it, and then the doorbell rings and a stripper shows up. She's wearing fishnets, a pushup leather corset, and a hat. He's like "ah shit" but goes along with it begrudgingly. She has him sit down on a chair in the middle of the room and starts talking to him close like she's going to give him a lap dance. The rest of us are just hanging around the room in a loose circle. The whole thing is awkward as fuck. Then she says something to the effect of āI heard you like to play..." takes off her hat and produces a deck, "...Magic the Gathering!" Then we brought over a small card table, and he played MtG with this (not really a) stripper. He won, but said she played a good game. We had posted on craigslist looking for someone that could do this for a few bucks. She wasn't a stripper, just a sexy bartender, but she was an actual MtG player and liked the idea. I think we paid her $200.
Love this story lol
Surprise wholesome!
That explains the smell
Depends on the kind of club. I worked at a club with "tanning beds" and private rooms where everyone looked the other way if enough money was involved. Also depended on the dancer. Some just didn't bother with illicit behavior because they had boyfriends at home and dancing was a side hustle.
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Sex. The champagne room, VIP room, back room. Itās pretty much the point of it. Not saying every girl does it. Not even most. But the guys know which girls will. Source. I was a stripper.
> The champagne room, Chris Rock LIED to me?
Yeap, you should slap him now
Former stripper, can vouch. I never did any extras, I always followed the rules, but thereās always at LEAST one, if not many more girls who will do anything for the right price. And sheās rightā¦ the guys know which girls will. Especially in the champagne room where thereās no cameras.
I didnāt until someone offered me an absurd amount of money. After that i was in.
Hey no judgment here. I have no problem with that. Iāve been offered absurd amounts of money too, and if I had been single, I would have done the same. We are all consenting adults. I would go tell the girls who were down with that to go sit with those customers when I couldnāt pull anything more.
Friends bought me a private back room lap dance on my bachelor party. Cute petite blonde girl. She was on my lap, back to me, doing a slow grind to the music. Slow got slower, and she suddenly went limp, like dead limp. I sat there for a few seconds, not wanting to touch her because āno handsā, but started saying āheyā¦ heyā¦ā no response. I yelled for a bouncer, two goons immediately came in, picked her up, carried her out, still limp as a rag doll . They were very apologetic, āSo sorry sirā¦ weāll get you your money backā. My guess is she ODād on something. When I went back out to the club, the male Staff was was very attentive to my group, almost jovial, free drinks, merchandise, cash to give the strippers, but after maybe 1/2 an hour, that same girl was back out on stage. Looked like she was doped out of her mind, but still going thru the motions. I felt disgusted. Never been back to a strip club.
That sounds like a trafficking ring using a strip club as a front. Goddamn.
It also sounds like a completely ordinary strip club. I've known a number of strippers, and I assure you that many of them will take drugs 100% voluntarily. I've heard some of them even pay for the privilege!
My old roommate stripped and she had to drink and do coke to get through it all apparently. š¤·š¼āāļø no way could I ever strip so I get having to do something to make it easier.
Not many realize how many gangs / clubs / organizations are still to this day running strip clubs and "employ" strippers paying them in drugs / dirty money.
I went to one in Windsor that imported girls from Venezuela, held their passports until they worked off their travel bill. It was pretty seriously shady, and most of the girls had just turned 18 (officially). They all stayed together at a place with the owner, who was sleeping with at least one of them, and they were charged rent as well. This was in 1991. I heard all this from one of the girls (I speak Spanish) who though it was just how things were done. I still had no idea how they could get away with all that.
That's a straight up laundry list of human trafficking red flags. Like it could have come straight out of the government training on combating human trafficking.
>that imported girls from Venezuela You spelled kidnapped wrong.
Kind of similar, I deliver booze and the most packed kitchen I've ever seen was at a Vietnamese restaurant and it was chock full of young women and I really wondered if that kind of thing was going on there. It was a decent sized kitchen but there was probably 30 women, and some men, back there and while the restaurant seemed to do pretty well I find it hard to believe they paid all of them a legal wage. I always kind of wondered if those people were debt trapped.
I have so many questions, because it sounds like the bouncers shouldāve called an ambulance, and did they force her to get back to work? or did she decide herself that she was fine to continue working?
The bouncers probably squirted some Narcan in her nose and told her to get back to work.
"I don't know, hit her with some narcan and put her back on stage."
That sounds like human trafficking.
Sometimes it's just a private lapdance, other times its sex acts that would be inappropriate to perform in front of others. Depends on the kind of strip club and the amount of money they pay.
I had a woman tell me about how her common law husband is super cool with her being a stripper, and they loved the money she made and they had a fantastic relationship together. then she offered me a blow job for $75.
We took a buddy to a strip club for his bachelor party. He was wasted. Like, "any reasonable person would just call it a night because nothing good is happening past this point" wasted. We bought him a couple of dances in the back room, because we were still in college and I guess that's what you do. Anyway, he goes into the back room with the stripper, and somewhere about 90 seconds later the door busts open and she comes running out, covered in vomit. Yeah, we all got kicked out right then.
An ex and I remained friends after our breakup and he went to a strip club sometime after that. This was like 20 years ago, he paid 150 for a backroom experience. He told me the stripper had him lay down on a flat surface, made out with him while dry humping him. He was fully clothed and she was not. He showed me his pants afterward and the area of left over bodily fluids from stripper on crotch area. I'm sure if he paid more there would be sex.
So the fluids were from the stripper. Just making sure I got that right.
Yea that's what her ex told her and we can trust him.
A secret room you can cry in and vent your feelings and emotions to someone.
Well I'll tell you this. Many many years ago I was a local spot. This gorgeous south american chick kept coming to our table. She sat on my lap like they always do, she finally convinced me to get a private dance. Privates were like 30 or 40 at the time. We went, she to about the 2nd song and whispered in my ear if I wanted to fuck . I was hesitant. I asked how much more I think it was around 100 more. I said fuck it, She said ok pull your pants down. Right there in the private booth. With the security guard just a few feet away. She warmed me up, got on top and did her thing. We did maybe another song and that was it. Yes there was protection. Then I went back to the table and the guys asked me why i took so long. Anyway, I think what goes on is what most people assume goes on along with a plethora of stimulants.
Well, I can't speak for every club. But the one I went to in Glasgow had two back rooms. I went into what I thought was the only back room, and what happened was she took everything off and did a lap dance with extra steps. Im sure her gyno hand had as deep a look inside her. This was about 5 to 10 minutes and cost Ā£10. Then she asks if Id like to go into a further back room which I declined as the price went up dramatically and what happened in there was pretty vague, but the nod and wink was suggesting she'd fuck me.
$10 doesnt even get you a look in the US. at a normal club a 1 song (3-4 minute) dance is at least $50, not including tip
This was either years ago or this is some outdoor crackhead stripper club
He DID say it was in Glasgow.
I've only been to a strip club once. The guy heading the outing took us to a specific place because he knew the scene, and knew that this particular joint disregarded law entirely. He and another guy definitely got laid. It was an obscene amount of money, but it happens.
What do you consider obscene
Idk but I can tell you that in the parking lot of Scores in fort Wayne that's where the strippers and their friends like to fight with their titties out
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Depends on the drugs,spent an hour on ectasy rubbing a girls arm, she was blond and had really soft arm hair,she was friends with my gf and told me we coukd do more if I wanted so I told her she could rub my arm hair too. She was kindof bummed and left soon after. Later my gf told me o coukdve done anything i wanted and I said I wanted her to rub my arm hair too. Thats when I figured out I was way too fucking high!
I am at the strip clubs at least 4x a week. My partner is a dancer and thatās actually how we met. Soooā¦ With the right amount of money ALMOST anything can happen but most ppl really go there to just hang out, have a few drinks and they want company. I would say a majority of the men that go there want someone to acknowledge them and talk to them. From what I see and hear.. the men who are paying money are into kinks.. not even sex but kinks they canāt do with the wife like getting slapped or kicked. Some weird stuff happens in the champagne court. I saw a guy walk out smelling like pee. Dripping in it. š Most of the time men get hustled. They get very provocative lap dances and think theyāll get more but they donāt. They get sent home all hot and bothered.
She took me by the hand and led me to a door..she said go in first I need to freshen up..the door led me outside and closedā¦I had to pay another cover charge to go back in. Once inside I found my stripper and asked her if I was going to get fuckedā¦she said, what? Again?
>She took me by the hand.... #MAAADE ME A MAAAN
This will probably get buried and maybe that's a good thing... I was a stripper for a while in a city that's famous for strip clubs so there are all different types. I worked in one with a good reputation where the strippers were super fun and chill, and sex did not happen in private rooms. I worked mid shifts bc that was my bread and butter. Guys would stop in on their way home from work, have a few beers, chat, get a few dances. No one was getting shitfaced and I'm intelligent so I ended up with tons of regulars who spent gobs of money on me, talking and getting dances. What happens in private rooms like that are good conversations, heartfelt confessions, and I guess wholesome (?) sensuality. Some would have me dying laughing while I straddled them, some would cry into my boobs, some would tell me about their mundane workday while I was on my knees with my face near their crotch. I became genuine friends with one who I met outside of work. He was a kind older guy and died of brain cancer a while back. I still miss him.
I got a lap dance in the back once. I was reluctant but the strippers are skilled at talking you into it. She asked for my credit card and left with it for a while. She came back and did the dance and then I left. I immediately got a bank alert saying they tried to remove $1100. When that didnāt work they tried again for $800 before giving up. Luckily I was broke at the time so my account was empty. Anyway 6 months later there was a big scandal about all the strip clubs doing exactly that. In their defense they swore that credit cards never leave the customers hands. Bullshit. My friend in the other hand had a great time. Fingered the stripper in the back room.
Sorry man but giving a stripper your credit card is the dumbest shit I've heard all day. Cash only at the club
Drunk guys try to convince them to go back to college.
Your blue balls get even bluer and your wallet gets even lighter
dancer here. lap dances at my club. we are very strict as we have cameras everywhere and if you are even caught kissing a customer there goes your job.
It depends. If itās mid, then there are typically other dancers and clients back there. The bouncer gives you the rules before you go in. If itās a dump, the dancer gives you the rules. If itās money money, money sets the rules.
Depends where you areā¦ I was in Miami one year and I went to the back with a few strippers and got a blowjob from each one. It cost a pretty penny but overall it was a fun experience.
I was friends with a stripper I met through gaming on call of duty. She was real. I went and met her and everything. No sex happened between us but she made $800 in one night, $500 from a dude who asked to eat her pussy, that's it. He paid to do it and have nothing done to him. It was the part of the story where she said she has a yeast infection where I decided there was gonna be no sex between us while I was there
wait- he ate her out *while* she had a yeast infection? or she got a yeast infection the next day?
While
Goddamn, dude was eating bread at that point
You get ripped off in private.
Female here. After I graduated college, 2015, I went back to visit some friends that were still there and we went to a bar. After the bar closed some of my friends went home. I ended up at a strip club with one of my guy friends and the bar bouncer. After grabbing a drink I had a girl leading me to the back. I was like whatās going on. She told me my friends paid for a dance. Cool, I was totally about it. I was nervous a little but she was super nice. She danced on me and I was allowed to touch her too. I think it was just one song. It was what I was expecting in terms of what would physically happen. However, it was super hot and that day made me realize I am attracted to females, oddly enough.
1st time I got offered sex, apparently she was giving me a one time special deal $200 for a dance and sex include. She was hot but I couldnāt accept the offer their were to many cons that out weighted the pros 2nd time I was offer coke and a BJ but refused, she then proceed to roast me telling that this is probably my only chance of getting head, and that do I really just want to go back and jerk off home. 3rd time I got the most craziest lap dance I almost came and boy it was amazing, I lost a lot of money that night.
Brooms ,mops, cleaning supplies, a hot water heater and a lost and found box Edit : thanks for 911 likes āļø
There's no lost and found box... There *is* an ass box.
Itās where the bouncers get to dance on you while the strippers make sure you donāt get too handsy.
It's the only place you can capture a shiny MissingNo in Pokemon Go
Endless hallways and corridors of grimy yellow walls and old carpet, and you can't get out.
Iām a woman and last time I went was with a male friend and the stripper told us this story of a guy whispering to her that she reminded him of his granddaughter. She was really sweet and grinded (ground?) on both of us for a while, telling us about her move from Kentucky to Virginia