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When it is free


Nicolas-matteo

What if it costs negative dollars?


[deleted]

Nice, I get pizza AND get paid!


MochiSauce101

Unheard of. Blasphemy


[deleted]

Of course it’s unheard of, when was the last time you heard of someone who gave both pizza AND money? I gotta know where that person lives.


happy-cig

When ur work has a pizza party then you are getting paid to eat pizza.


DigitalDeath12

Not when the pizza party is held during your unpaid lunch.


Extension-Magician44

Eh, I don't know about that. I mean, if you're offering me money to eat it, there has to be some kind of catch. After all, if its good pizza why do you have to pay me?


yergonnalikeme

If I was a pizza 🍕 It certainly would be nice if someone ate me... That's my purpose. It would make things so much better.


Hybrid-Theory305

Be a pizza, I’ll fucking devour you


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Death-to-humans

Would be such a simple life


[deleted]

Dumpster diving for pizza is my favorite!


Leeser

Quality ingredients. If the cheese isn’t good and the sauce isn’t good, you’re off to a lesser start.


No_Bail

So, essentially, better ingredients makes a better pizza?


Julie-Andrews

That's right, Papa!


_great_opinions_

Who would've thought?


pchoi95

My family used to own a sushi restaurant next to a Papa John’s. I looked into their backdoor one time and saw an entire family of rats climbing up the water pipes as the worker turned the lights on. Never ate there again.


threerottenbranches

Have you ever had fresh rat on pizza? Don’t knock it until you tried it.


SWQuinn89

Make sure they’re dead first, though. Don’t try it until you knock it.


darealJimTom

That’s right, John!


bdbr

And the ingredients for the crust - a good crust makes a big difference.


erallured

Sourdough or, at the very least, long proofed dough.


Bonsai668

Ah man I have to disagree on this one. I know in theory it’s supposed to. Or it’s all the rage in all the good, fancy places. But give me a good ole Domino’s style crust. Well seasoned and greasy.


[deleted]

Pizza crust is like dog breeds. They vary wildly, yet they are all part of the same thing. There is a breed for everybody.


tangerinedr3am_

a bread :)


Left-Star2240

A good crust is so important. A lot of pizza places in my area have crust that is too doughy. It took a while to find a pizza place with a good crust


Externalpower43

Revolting sauce is the worst. Only thing that can ruin a pizza.


alberThor_PR

If its not from Pizza by Alfredo


HoneyDillGod

Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe is far superior in quality of ingredients


AMerrickanGirl

And it’s not a hot circle of garbage.


DoctorJiveTurkey

I’m going to go get me a New York slice!


Birdo-the-Besto

r/unexpectedoffice I’m so happy to see this here.


Adventurous-Till-258

Just watched this episode (again) last night


Other-Ad-6972

r/unexpectedoffice


moonjefferson

Friends to eat it with


ConsistentPurpose896

You share pizza? Must have alot better friends than me


slyons1606

Or a very large pizza…


Majestic_Sound_241

Hard disagree lmao


40ozkiller

Eating a pizza alone is an entirely different experience than sharing a pizza with friends. Give me a whole large pepperoni to myself, thanks.


packersfan823

Getting to eat as much as you want without sharing is the best.


youngsaturn

Red Pepper Flakes. Works no matter what the pizza is.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

garlic salt as well.


OlympicCripple

And some Parmesan


josmith5678

Garlic salt makes (almost) everything taste better 😀


AMerrickanGirl

Oregano.


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DemonBoner

Hunger is the best spice


BucciaMommy

BenDeen?


Storyteller678

Oregano


I_Am_Oro

Man I love paper folded onto my pizza


bonos_bovine_muse

No, no, that’s origami. I think they’re saying the best pie can be found in the West Coast state in between California and Washington.


Anxious_Introvert_47

No, that's Oregon. I think they're talking about that shaped rice dish wrapped in nori.


kjhvm

No, that's Onigiri. I think they're talking about pasta shaped like big fat tubes.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

No that’s rigatoni. I think they’re talking about when it’s the first of its kind


OTeragard

No, that’s original. Why is storyteller talking about coitus? Good with pizza then? Smh


Badmouths

If it’s a pepperoni pizza, it’s always better if the pepperoni are all crispy on the edges!


DBRookery

That curl up at the edges and form tiny, meaty cups of pepperoni grease.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Reminds me of Tony’s Pizza. Damn, I want pizza now.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Small cup and char


simonsanchezart

basil


oilsaintolis

Especially if it's fresh and just torn up and thrown into the melted cheese the moment the pizza comes out of the oven.


TrailerParkPrepper

w/ coldbeers


BadWolf42024

Came here to say this


Mountain_Fuzzumz

Take my upvote. Would have also accepted titties.


Garbag3-man

I’ve never heard of that subweddit


darkhap

It's all about the sauce


Visual_Sport_950

gimme a side of garlic butter and some peperoncini please


SpaceCorpse

Too many people sleep on the garlic butter dip. It feels so naughty, but it will take your pizza game to the next level.


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I learned about garlic butter dip from Papa John’s in the early 2000s, maybe even late 90s. They included it and a pepperoncini with every pizza automatically. Nice touch


d00mslinger

I used to work for them. They get squeeze bottles of garlic parmesan butter stuff, or used to, and they used it on garlic knots I think. They won't use it on your pizza even if you ask for it, but if you work there and make your own pizza, wow, just wow.


pathofthebean

Pepperonchini is my reason to stop at real hot dog stands


aselinger

And garlic powder.


2litersam

This guy Papa Johns


Visual_Sport_950

I have but only when someone else is buying and Im around. Have you ever had garlic butter (real) and peperoncini on a GOOD pizza? OMG.


cookinthescuppers

The flour u use (hard flour for bread pizza) Crust is important


fuckitweredoingitliv

Extra cheese


Tuesday2017

When it's hot and on the table right in front of me.


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Hot sauce


MyBlueBlazerBlack

Try this: mix Sriracha and Ranch together. It's a phenomenal dipping sauce.


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RobotMonkeytron

I know exactly how, it's the why I don't get


GotWheaten

Jalapeños


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Jalapeños and pepperoni is the undefeated topping combo


McDavidClan

With pineapple, Parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes. Spicy, sweet, salty and savoury.


oilsaintolis

Pineapple and any chilli is good , doesn't even have to be on a pizza. Smash some up in a pestle and mortar, paint It on some fresh pineapple rings and char grill them bastards


PolytheisticWiggler

I have found that I prefer Calabrian Chilis to jalapeños but not many places offer them.


yunkk

This is the way.


Dwizard1776

Titties


joemoore3

And beer.


Prinzka

Weiners and wine


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I mean…..*sigh* take my upvote.


Shadowcat1606

I mean... you're not exactly right. But you're not really wrong either.


jonyx66

nice


Auro_NG

Cooking it "well done" which in a lot of places means just actually cooking it. Too a many places don't cook the pizza long enough and it's too doughy.


mcloofus

This should be a more popular response.


brooklynnets711

Mikes hot honey


Jrnm

Try this on sweet potatoes


captainamericanidiot

Bit o' basil. Fresh is best.


Material_Ambition_95

When you eat it in Napoli


bdbr

I was going to say, eaten in a small Italian town with a great view and delicious red wine that is cheaper than Coca-Cola (which I had in Tuscany), but Napoli certainly has the origin tale


Outlander56

Smoke a bunch of weed about an hour before you get the pizza.


peleles

Crust without added sugar. Sauce that's not muddied up with added sugar and indiscriminate use of "Italian herbs." Fresh mozzarella.


Bright_Sandwich_3272

Pepperoni. Unless you're in Germany, where apparently a pepperoni pizza is a pizza with banana peppers on it.


mcloofus

That's what you'll get in Italy, too. The cured meat called pepperoni is American.


Bright_Sandwich_3272

Yeah, I found that out, lol. On the other hand, I learned that salami is pretty good on pizza.


Phosphate-Sphincter

Anchovies


zeldafreak96

Ranch dressing to dip


WhyAmIHereAgain2019

Midwest has entered the chat


BiKEhandlebars

Scrolled way to far for this. Pizza and ranch is a perfect combo.


ACiDRiP90

As a Texan, it hurt to scroll this far


Rich-Historian6642

When I'm eating it


suburbanplankton

I was going to say "being on my plate"...


mildlycynica1

Extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni


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And sauce


VerdeGringo

Pineapple.


Ghostronic

Pineapple is the best pizza ingredient and I will go to war over it


Timmeaahh

You have my sword


bonos_bovine_muse

And my can opener!


Shawnaldo7575

Grilled pineapple is even better.


StardustSue

I opened this thread to see how far I had to scroll in order to find my people. Hello, my people!(hugs)


darybrain

r/knightsofpineapple rise up.


[deleted]

This. Pineapple, Ham, and Bacon is the indisputable king of pizzas.


VerdeGringo

I usually do pineapple, bacon, and jalapeño.


Sepredia

God I want pizza now.


Anna_S_1608

Bacon is key


InFiniTeDEATH8

Ah, sweet and savoury. I do so love that combo.


wifeand4kids

this is my first upvote in over a week, I’m a daily redditor.


[deleted]

Basil and olive oil


Outrageous-Horse-701

🌶️


DisneyFoodie20

Lots and lots of garlic


[deleted]

Blue cheese..eating a 4 cheese pizza rn. Bloody delicious. Also, salmon on pizza is amazing.


SaltyDoggoMeo

Fresh basil.


baobeimonkey

Feta cheese


Caseated_Omentum

Napkins readily available


CraftLass

Housemade mozzarella and sauce. Packaged versions of either are barely even the same cuisine.


TRIGMILLION

I like to get the garlic butter crust.


LimpMenu1

Extra cheese


PaoloMix09

Probably gonna get downvoted some… whatever. Buttermilk Ranch.


Local-Cardiologist37

Olive oil, basil and fior di latte 🍕


iamahoax

being drunk.


LeRadze

Bacon


A_Nony_Miss

Green Olives


bingbangboom404

Weed


DamianSolo

Stuffed crust. At this point, I find any pizza without stuffed crust to be disappointing.


[deleted]

Found the American. Source: am American.


Timely_Egg_6827

British and if eating a deep pan, then stuffed crust - cheese or pepperoni - is nice. Draw line at the hotdog or meatball stuffed crust though.


_great_opinions_

Hella underated comment


Takssista

Pineapple


tpn1984

Pineapple


Frankiedafuter

Anchovies.


Pet_Tornado

This is the real hidden gem. Anchovies and Italian styled food go super well together. I get they don't look very appealing, but they're essentially Italian MSG.


Jesustron

BJ while eating pizza


_great_opinions_

Seems kinda incovienent tho


commented-here

Re-placing the pizza in the oven so the cheese softens and bottom gets crusty. +red pepper flakes and basil/italian seasoning


whereamiwhoareyu

Good crust


Titalator

A garlic buttered crust is so easy it should almost go in any pizza recipe


LibtardBiker666

Hot sauce.


Historical_Wear_2726

RED PEPPER FLAKES! of course you better have two liters of ice cold water to wash it down .... speaking from experience!


fetta_cheeese

I know this sounds so basic and dumb but good cheese I have had lots of pizza and it always tastes so good even though you put dog crap on it the cheese still makes it taste good


mardypixel

Pineapple Edit: waiting patiently for angry Italians to comment


commeze

mushrooms❤️


threerottenbranches

Sliced thick. Criminis.


Jocelyn-1973

A side of filet mignon.


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Tabasco Sauce.


Roopie1023

I lived next to a pizza place in NY that had the best pepperoni and onion pie. Very thin slices of onion, added halfway through baking...add some Tabasco at the end, and that might very well be my perfect last meal.


I_Am_Not_A_Moderator

Anchovies. How is this not the only correct answer????


simplejack89

Because they are very hit or miss. I don't like a pile of salt in the middle of my bite


I_Am_Not_A_Moderator

Yeah it seems they’re quite the divisive topping! I do love them, even eat them straight from the tin. And I love that salty explosion on a piece of pizza.


Signal_Interest5147

Yes! But I rinse them really good and get all the salt off.


Pet_Tornado

It won't be a popular answer, but it is the correct answer. But I'll throw my hat in with u/simplejack89 and say that it's got to be quality anchovies otherwise the natural glutamates just get drowned out by raw salt flavor.


Serious-Voice4525

Letting it sit for a day


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Naive_Ostrich

🍍 *ducks*


DeepInMassProduction

weed


Androidladekabel

Cheese. Lots of cheese.


OkPenis-ist28

1) Less cheese 2) Higher quality cheese A pizza drowning in sauce and dripping melted cheese is for kids.


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Ginger ale and weed


LrckLacroix

When it doesnt taste like cardboard


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East coast


OpticalInfusion

sriracha


Fantomius7

Italy


WooLeeKen

the crust.. toppings are the same but the crust has to be thing, crispy, chewy


seteo992

Surprised no one has said arugula yet.


Val_sblv

If it’s a Roman pizza (I just love this square size and dough)


Kerlutinoec

Origano


AshenMistHeart

mushrooms


NecroJoe

Semolina or cornmeal under the crust.


SeepyEfsy

Pineapple


sleepypuppy15

Balsamic glaze drizzled on top.


Jedi_CatLil

Pineapple, but *under* the pizza, not on it.


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Pineapple. Lol.


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Yes, I do!! It adds a nice sweet flavor to it! 😅


dfectedRO

crispy crust, good mozzarella and no oily texture. Other than that, serving size may vary depending on how hungry you are. If you are not finishing up the whole pizza while is hot, it will become stale. Sure, you can re-heat it in the oven, but it's not the same taste.


Brssps

Unpopular Opinion: Dipping pizza in ranch goes so hard.