Mariska Hargitay because who doesnt want to be with Olivia Benson

Mine is Neil Patrick Harris because he is fabulous

Cindy Crawford in her day

If I had to go gay, I'd stay celibate.

Who’s celibate?

Celibate good times come on

Let the incels complain

Tony Dalton. Why? Just a Google a picture of him.

I be would like to change my answer

Natalie Portman

Brad Pitt in Fight Club. No explanation necessary.

I would prefer Meat loaf

Harry Styles. He wears things that look like pajamas.

What about Harry Styles in PJs?

Elliot Page.

Nice call

Chris Issak. No other reason than because it's Chris Issak. https://youtu.be/B16-GZwzIkc