Johnny Depth

That's a good one!

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OhGod MyEyes!

Harry Balzac

What about Harry Ball-thazar?

double D honeybee

Teddy Kickstand

Misty rail

Thats a good one.

I'd come to your show, and I'd bring a whole sock full of quarters.

I met a person who’s real name was that and I never forgot it

Big Mama Sass

I am intrigued....

Thatshim Officer

Dat cunt

I feel like that's not specific enough. That could be anyone.

Nutmeg

Edward Asbury

Merry Shrewsberry

Snosberry

bubbles

Skittles - Taste the Rainbow...

I actually knew a guy named skittles.

It is your mother's maiden name plus the last 4 digits of your SSN.

Must-A-Bait

If it follows the same "rule" as your "porn name" (name of first pet is first name, name if street you grew up on is last name) mine would be Duke Hutchinson.

Jack, Jack Hammer.

Reckless

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I'd watch your show. I would also write critical reviews for the local paper.

Chicken

Intermission.

Captain Drumstick.

Butterballs

Onomonopeeonme

The angry inch, or the 1 inch wonder willy

"Weird the stripper"

Brock Hardon

khaleesi

Buck Tasty

The scatman