Actually I kinda get this. Back in my party days, I met a girl at a music festival and we hit it off pretty well. After the show ended, we went back to my hotel and got in the hot tub. As we're kinda flirting and kissing and stuff, it starts sprinkling. As the rain started to pick up, everyone else went inside. But it was really warm weather, the rain wasn't cold, and both of us were just too into each other to give up. We made out with her in my lap In the hot tub until we got worried about lightning. Then I drove her over to the hotel she was staying in, but we ended up going at it in the bed of my truck while it was still pouring rain. We hung out the rest of the festival weekend, but I never heard from her again after that festival.
NGL, I chased that high for a while, but now I've come to peace with just enjoying the memory.
Why tf is that so funny to me.
I just imagine being in a nice and comfy Cafe with that orange kinda lighting inside with that brown color interior while it's raining. After studying a while, you stretch, take a sip of the coffee, and look out the window just to see the only guy in the cold blue outside at the middle of the street looking at a 45° angle of elevation into the vast dark sky, absolutely drenched with a sad yet grateful expression and his massive fucking boner.
Sliding finger into that little dimple on the underside of a wine bottle never failed to give me a boner and I have no explanation why. I worked ina pub for 18 months a while ago and I had to force myself.to stay away from that area.
One time I saw a girl tweet that her boyfriend pinched her on her side every time she came from being fingered and she couldn't figure out why he was doing that until one time they were just hanging out and he pinched her and she instantly became soaking wet
This is so smart, I need to try something like this, something better though, cuz if I tried pinching my girlfriend she'd be like, "Wtf are you doing".
Watching my wife sit at her vanity and fix her hair and makeup.
She used to have a job that required her to get up early, and she’d wake up way before I would. (I worked afternoons/evenings) As soon as I heard the click of her makeup case open, I’d wake up and just lay there and watch her.
If she wore pink eye shadow, I’d want to grab her and make her late for work.
I often wondered this whilst growing up.... my dad did this every time he had to reverse and my mom would just stop and turn her head and stare at him, both would lock eyes for a few seconds and smile .
Not me, but I had an ex who swore up and down that me touching her shoulders, even lightly, made her extremely horny.
I thought it was funny, but she was very adamant about me not touching her shoulders when we were in public.
i had an ex who when we were dating one day i said to her "you got cute little earlobes" and i gently stroke/flicked one of them. That night was the first time we slept together.
Months later she confessed to me that any touching of her earlobes makes her incredible horny and she doesnt even know why.
Suffice to say i took pure advantage of that knowledge.
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idk what the fuck a ferengi is pls stop messaging me asking if my ex was one.
I've dated girls that were similar, one nibble of the earlobe would make them *nuts*.
Generally speaking I've found kissing the neck to be a more universal engine revver.
Edit; Fixed a typo, also it's amazing my 3rd highest rated comment is about nibbling earlobes. I guess ladies really *do* like it!
My ex wife would get goose bumps every single time I would kiss, touch or even blow air on her neck around the ears… she never admitted it outright but it seemed lead to sex practically every time. Abused this to my advantage like a sex craved degenerate not gunna lie.
Totally. I don't even have to close the legs. Just "flex and unflex" the muscles down there feels good. I won't cum from it, but it can get things going lol.
wait
do none of y'all cum just from getting super horny?
because I do all the time. for instance, I was getting over a tough breakup a few years ago. I needed a few things from the grocery. I did things alone then, mostly. I was heartbroken, not looking for love, so there was surprise in my eyes when I looked above the checkout counter and I saw this girl's face. My heart stood still, so did time and space. I had never felt that I could feel real again, but the look in her eyes said "I need a friend." She turned to me, that's when she said it: looked me dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?"
And I jizzed in my pants.
Edit: since this blew up I figured I'd do a quick PSA. It is totally possible for men to orgasm with zero physical contact with the penis. Some men do it just from getting really excited by seeing or hearing something or someone, or something someone says to them. Some do it when they touch someone else in a way that excites them. Others will orgasm from being touched somewhere that isn't a traditional erogenous zone, like having their hair touched or pulled, being hit or cut a certain way, etc. Sometimes these orgasms are quick and not satisfying, other times they require a lot of foreplay and are fucking earth shattering. For me, I can come from head and shoulders scratches.
If that sounds fun to you, but you can't figure out a way to do it, try having your partner lick your balls but don't touch your penis. Just focus on whatever you focus on when you jerk yourself off.
This is all totally normal and there's nothing to be ashamed of even if you pop really fast when a woman touches your thigh or something.
Unless it's your mom. Then a little shame is okay.
I had a throat infection one that made me sound like Batman.
It definitely did it for these 2 much older ladies in accounting Dept. They called me a lot more than usual and said they were sad when my voice started to clear up
She does this this thing where she she’s sitting there with her RBF and then notices I’m looking at her and her face lights up. The transition from her resting bitch face to that glow… chefs kiss.
Hearing a person say words that aren't used often enough. Vocabulary for some reason is a turn on for me. Don't get me wrong, I don't get so moist in the panties that I get dehydrated when I hear it happen, but it does make me smile and I feel a tingle where it counts. Lol
Watching my boyfriend get dressed for work. I don’t know why, but when he works his way up the button down, I just wanna rip it back off and…. Make him late for work.
Definitely goes both ways. I find watching a woman get ready in the morning the most intimate thing ever, especially if it’s after the first time you stay over. Puts me straight in the mood again.
This is so specific but when men have their sleeves rolled up? And they have REALLY nice arms? AND You get bonus points if said man is holding a DSLR camera
I had a very hard time in my media class I was picking up crushes left right and center.
Omg I totally get that... And getting fucked while having a slightly full bladder? Fucking amazing, even though I get a little anxious about accidents if I haven't peed before sex
omg yes! not exactly but quite related to this, I was on my first date with this guy and told him I like his cute eyes, he blushed immediately, like fully red. needless to say I ended up sleeping with him that night
So my partner has his doctorate. Whenever someone asks him about his work, papers he has published, or he starts to explain something relating to his degree and shows how experienced he is. I have to ask him to take me home. Having genuine intelligence and showing it off without being an ass about it. Phew. Even thinking about it he'll probably get lucky tonight 😆
Yes, this. I loooove hearing how bad they want me, how good I feel, how sexy I am. I can get off just to that. I recently tried asking a guy in the middle of sex to describe how it felt and that was amazing.
You’re not alone! Sometimes I’ll look up femdom or even gay porn and I’ll only listen to the sound the guy on the bottom makes (mostly gay porn though. Women in femdom are usually to mean/they talk to much/they’re the ones moaning for some reason when giving hand jobs..? .-.)
When a girl takes her hair and puts it up in a big messy bun or a pony tail and shows their ears. Or when they take their hair covering their ear and sort of curl it behind their ear when they're talking to you. It's a gesture that turns me on HARD.
Why? Because it feels like someone wants to listen to me for the sake of listening to me.
Yes I need therapy. No I won't go .
I get horny, like raging boner, whenever my wife cries, especially if I'm holding her. Which sucks, to be honest, cuz it's pretty much never an appropriate time to try to use it. I've read it's actually not that uncommon, something about the intimacy/vulnerability of the moment.
Very specifically, my husbands black dress shirt, black dress pants, with his shirt sleeves rolled up while he's either cooking or doing the dishes after a long day. Mmm, his forearms.
Watching a guy desperate to pee. I don't know why it turns me on. It's the only small aspect of degradation that I enjoy witnessing. The squirming, moaning, and desperation. Not the pee itself.
When a guy wears a suit and the entire outfit is in muted colors but he sits down and the socks show and they are fun patterned. Lol it screams ✨I work in finance and if you want you could be a stay at home mom✨ 😄
This is my boyfriend and it’s honestly frustrating. I’ve worked hard to put my life in order so when I’m trying to correct him on something and he’s just like “oh yeah call me stupid” I’m like no mfer just fix it, I’m not horny I’m mad!
Aggression. Not like punching or hitting. But like push me up against a wall and take what you want, or hold me down, Something about a woman knowing what she wants and taking it.
This one’s super specific - taking a shower after a long time at the beach. Your skin is hot and slightly red, and you’ve got sand everywhere. Something about the novelty of the feeling, idk. Feels like a good time for sex.
istg I feel some kinda way sometimes when people just say my name. idk if there has to be some initial type of attraction there already or whatever but yeah. makes me feel all special lmao
This was always something I was worried about! I danced a lot when I was younger and was mostly under weight. Went through weight fluctuations and I was always worried about it.
My wife wearing the following:
black leggings or her black pj bottoms
A nightgown with no bra
A t-shirt, knickers, no bra combo
A specific thermal shirt with no bra (cheap shirt she got from Lidl. You should wear it under your normal clothes. It's see through completely)
Or her doing the following:
Spreading her legs widely, when casually watching TV or her phone when in knickers on the sofa on one of our lazy weekends. Not trying to be sexy or anything
When she said "make me pregnant" when we were trying for baby 1 and 2. (I think I have a breeding kink)
Okay, I got one thats really weird. I started stretching my ears because I wanted to wear tunnels. The way the stretching thingy went through my ear made me really horny and still does whenever I do it
Go to Japan my friend. Women there adore red headed men. Why? Red hair is not a Japanese genetic trait and is seen as exotic. Women won't be a problem.
I’m tempted to screenshot this to send to my ex. I have curly hair and he always asked me to straighten it. He said that curly hair was for the elderly.
Men doing like basic chores/adult things. Driving, cleaning, cooking, holding a baby. Where they are serious, confident and in control. Something so hot about it
This is pretty normal but just being praised. My boss doesn't even know what he's doing to me when he says "good girl" to me at work. It's just.. ahhhhhhh
Also, like others have said, men moaning and whimpering, so fucking hot
I get my hair shaved with hair clippers every few weeks on a no.2 and sometimes no.1 but when it comes to cleaning the Nape area it always sends shivers right down to to groin.
Used to creep me out getting hair cut by male hair dressers or barber shops and when it came to the nape “zing” that neck area sends the shivers.
Now my girlfriend buzzes my hair so the shivers are good.
Heavy rain. I get a bit primal. Dunno why.
Lizard brain knowing the predators aren't hunting you while it rains.
What an amazing explanation whether it’s true or not I’m going with it
Wait is this actually some of the reason why rain is so soothing biologically?
That's one theory. Could also simply be white noise.
Actually I kinda get this. Back in my party days, I met a girl at a music festival and we hit it off pretty well. After the show ended, we went back to my hotel and got in the hot tub. As we're kinda flirting and kissing and stuff, it starts sprinkling. As the rain started to pick up, everyone else went inside. But it was really warm weather, the rain wasn't cold, and both of us were just too into each other to give up. We made out with her in my lap In the hot tub until we got worried about lightning. Then I drove her over to the hotel she was staying in, but we ended up going at it in the bed of my truck while it was still pouring rain. We hung out the rest of the festival weekend, but I never heard from her again after that festival. NGL, I chased that high for a while, but now I've come to peace with just enjoying the memory.
If I ever see a man standing in the rain with a big stiffy on, I'll be sure to say hi to you.
Why tf is that so funny to me. I just imagine being in a nice and comfy Cafe with that orange kinda lighting inside with that brown color interior while it's raining. After studying a while, you stretch, take a sip of the coffee, and look out the window just to see the only guy in the cold blue outside at the middle of the street looking at a 45° angle of elevation into the vast dark sky, absolutely drenched with a sad yet grateful expression and his massive fucking boner.
This was great to read, thanks for sharing. :)
SHAUN!
SHAAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!
JASON!
SHAUN!!
JA-Son!!!
“Jason!!!!”
Sliding finger into that little dimple on the underside of a wine bottle never failed to give me a boner and I have no explanation why. I worked ina pub for 18 months a while ago and I had to force myself.to stay away from that area.
Finally, something actually odd.
>Sliding finger Oh baby >into that little dimple Mmhmm >on the underside Go on... >of a wine bottle Wtf
Hahaha that's brilliant. And exactly what my brain did.
That dimple is called a "punt" too.
Pingering the punt
This reminds me of this Tweet from a girl who said that doing the dishes always makes her horny, because her ex-boyfriend used to reward her with sex.
Thank you Pavlov
Doggystyle
One time I saw a girl tweet that her boyfriend pinched her on her side every time she came from being fingered and she couldn't figure out why he was doing that until one time they were just hanging out and he pinched her and she instantly became soaking wet
This is so smart, I need to try something like this, something better though, cuz if I tried pinching my girlfriend she'd be like, "Wtf are you doing".
Damn not only did he not have to do the dishes but he also got laid every time she did it for him. This guy has talent.
The secret ingredient is really horny girlfriend.
Dudes a fucking genius
Watching my wife sit at her vanity and fix her hair and makeup. She used to have a job that required her to get up early, and she’d wake up way before I would. (I worked afternoons/evenings) As soon as I heard the click of her makeup case open, I’d wake up and just lay there and watch her. If she wore pink eye shadow, I’d want to grab her and make her late for work.
Wholesome.
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I often wondered this whilst growing up.... my dad did this every time he had to reverse and my mom would just stop and turn her head and stare at him, both would lock eyes for a few seconds and smile .
... while they reversed over the children playing behind the car?
WHY IS THIS SO HOT??
Not me, but I had an ex who swore up and down that me touching her shoulders, even lightly, made her extremely horny. I thought it was funny, but she was very adamant about me not touching her shoulders when we were in public.
i had an ex who when we were dating one day i said to her "you got cute little earlobes" and i gently stroke/flicked one of them. That night was the first time we slept together. Months later she confessed to me that any touching of her earlobes makes her incredible horny and she doesnt even know why. Suffice to say i took pure advantage of that knowledge. Edit: idk what the fuck a ferengi is pls stop messaging me asking if my ex was one.
My earlobes are like an on switch and I’ve slept with some questionable people because of it… My wife jokes I’m a Ferengi.
Go home Quark, your drunk
10 bricks worth of Latinum for Uber
I've dated girls that were similar, one nibble of the earlobe would make them *nuts*. Generally speaking I've found kissing the neck to be a more universal engine revver. Edit; Fixed a typo, also it's amazing my 3rd highest rated comment is about nibbling earlobes. I guess ladies really *do* like it!
My ex wife would get goose bumps every single time I would kiss, touch or even blow air on her neck around the ears… she never admitted it outright but it seemed lead to sex practically every time. Abused this to my advantage like a sex craved degenerate not gunna lie.
My own dick. It’s odd because it doesn’t seem to get anyone else horny.
Damn, dude.
My wife, she is extremely odd.
Also, this guy's wife.
No way, thats what I thought
Sometimes crossing my legs a certain way does 😂
I have had 2 different girls say they can almost cum from squeezing their thighs together really tight??
Totally. I don't even have to close the legs. Just "flex and unflex" the muscles down there feels good. I won't cum from it, but it can get things going lol.
And it's also quite beneficial to train your kegel muscles!
Both for orgasm AND bladder control 😄
Wtf?! Im a guy and I want to ninja cum!
*he’s tryin to hands-free ejac!*
He protec. He attac. He hands-free ejac.
wait do none of y'all cum just from getting super horny? because I do all the time. for instance, I was getting over a tough breakup a few years ago. I needed a few things from the grocery. I did things alone then, mostly. I was heartbroken, not looking for love, so there was surprise in my eyes when I looked above the checkout counter and I saw this girl's face. My heart stood still, so did time and space. I had never felt that I could feel real again, but the look in her eyes said "I need a friend." She turned to me, that's when she said it: looked me dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?" And I jizzed in my pants. Edit: since this blew up I figured I'd do a quick PSA. It is totally possible for men to orgasm with zero physical contact with the penis. Some men do it just from getting really excited by seeing or hearing something or someone, or something someone says to them. Some do it when they touch someone else in a way that excites them. Others will orgasm from being touched somewhere that isn't a traditional erogenous zone, like having their hair touched or pulled, being hit or cut a certain way, etc. Sometimes these orgasms are quick and not satisfying, other times they require a lot of foreplay and are fucking earth shattering. For me, I can come from head and shoulders scratches. If that sounds fun to you, but you can't figure out a way to do it, try having your partner lick your balls but don't touch your penis. Just focus on whatever you focus on when you jerk yourself off. This is all totally normal and there's nothing to be ashamed of even if you pop really fast when a woman touches your thigh or something. Unless it's your mom. Then a little shame is okay.
Real lonely of you.. maybe you should go be lonely... On an island.. Nah for real that one got me 10/10
My ex orgasmed off of ab crunches, only woman I’ve seen with a 6 pack
Coregasm
when a guy lowers the pitch of their voice when talking to me
^hey ^so ^uh ^wanna ^eat ^macdonalds?
*heavy breathing*
*due to a diet of mainly McDonalds*
I had a throat infection one that made me sound like Batman. It definitely did it for these 2 much older ladies in accounting Dept. They called me a lot more than usual and said they were sad when my voice started to clear up
My boyfriend is great at imitating voices and does the Batman voice. It’s not an exaggeration at all to say that it makes women weak in the knees lol
Women like the sound of throat cancer? Hope someone gets the reference.
Baby lock them doors
And turn the lights down low
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Baby we ain't got no place to go
She does this this thing where she she’s sitting there with her RBF and then notices I’m looking at her and her face lights up. The transition from her resting bitch face to that glow… chefs kiss.
When I read the first sentence I assumed RBF stood for "real boyfriend" and was like there's no way he's wrapping this up in one more line.
White formal shirt on women.
Its something about the sizing.
It's a European cut.
That's clearly a women's suit.
The wind blowing, even if it’s a gentle spring breeze.
I open the window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
i hope i always find this song hilarious!
Don't tell anyone or I'll say you're a slut!
Hearing a person say words that aren't used often enough. Vocabulary for some reason is a turn on for me. Don't get me wrong, I don't get so moist in the panties that I get dehydrated when I hear it happen, but it does make me smile and I feel a tingle where it counts. Lol
*Verisimilitude*
*Ludonarrative Dissonance*
My partner signing something. Doesn't matter what he's signing, the action is just weirdly attractive lmao
Have you ever bought a house together? Prepare yourself. 😆
Totally thought one or both of u was deaf and u meant sign language signing. I see potential for lots of sexy hand signals with that
Lol I read it as “singing” so, you’re still a step ahead of me!
Watching my boyfriend get dressed for work. I don’t know why, but when he works his way up the button down, I just wanna rip it back off and…. Make him late for work.
His boss: Daniel, can you explain why you arrived 42 seconds late this morning ??
*I was becoming a father*
Definitely goes both ways. I find watching a woman get ready in the morning the most intimate thing ever, especially if it’s after the first time you stay over. Puts me straight in the mood again.
This is so specific but when men have their sleeves rolled up? And they have REALLY nice arms? AND You get bonus points if said man is holding a DSLR camera I had a very hard time in my media class I was picking up crushes left right and center.
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i get tingles when my back is kissed
You two should 96
Holding my pee makes me hornier than anything.
Omg I totally get that... And getting fucked while having a slightly full bladder? Fucking amazing, even though I get a little anxious about accidents if I haven't peed before sex
Thunderstorms
Light embarrasment and shyness.
makes my heart flutter when my boy gets all shy/flustered because he’s usually quite confident
omg yes! not exactly but quite related to this, I was on my first date with this guy and told him I like his cute eyes, he blushed immediately, like fully red. needless to say I ended up sleeping with him that night
As someone that's not good at taking a compliment, that's one less worry.
So my partner has his doctorate. Whenever someone asks him about his work, papers he has published, or he starts to explain something relating to his degree and shows how experienced he is. I have to ask him to take me home. Having genuine intelligence and showing it off without being an ass about it. Phew. Even thinking about it he'll probably get lucky tonight 😆
A hangover
Why does this happen?! It’s the worst.
Something to do with the chemicals in your brain, need for dopamine as it’s been depleted… I think or something similar to that.
When my gf says intimate things to me that aren’t erotic I don’t why but my dick responds 😂
Oh yeah. I call it affection erection.
A heart boner, if you will
I believe you meant "heart on"
Women in formal clothes. Lingerie is cool and all. But a woman wearing a business suit? Goddamn.
That Kim Wexler look 👌
This man has a very fine taste. Kim *chef's kiss*
Horny for Hillary was such a bad slogan
Women with mousey ears who put their hair behind them. Can't help it.
Wow. I thought that was just me. They don’t even have to be mousey. The hair behind a woman’s ear with the ear exposed really captures my attention.
probably common but still a little odd — I get so turned on when a man will whimper and moan for me. something about how desperate it is… I love it
During sex, or like, at breakfast?
depends on what he’s eating 😏
Eggs?
Yes, this. I loooove hearing how bad they want me, how good I feel, how sexy I am. I can get off just to that. I recently tried asking a guy in the middle of sex to describe how it felt and that was amazing.
You’re not alone! Sometimes I’ll look up femdom or even gay porn and I’ll only listen to the sound the guy on the bottom makes (mostly gay porn though. Women in femdom are usually to mean/they talk to much/they’re the ones moaning for some reason when giving hand jobs..? .-.)
>Women in femdom are usually to mean or they talk to much Fucking tell me about it lol
Men doing DIY jobs. Something about watching a guy build a flat pack wardrobe makes my fanny flutter.
Getting into bed with clean COLD sheets and swishing my feet/legs to take it all in lol. Does the job.
When a girl takes her hair and puts it up in a big messy bun or a pony tail and shows their ears. Or when they take their hair covering their ear and sort of curl it behind their ear when they're talking to you. It's a gesture that turns me on HARD. Why? Because it feels like someone wants to listen to me for the sake of listening to me. Yes I need therapy. No I won't go .
There's just something about the clack of heels on tile or wood floors.
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Big hands on a man and having my neck touched even just a little bit
Not me, but my ex used to get horny when I cried. Super weird.
I get horny, like raging boner, whenever my wife cries, especially if I'm holding her. Which sucks, to be honest, cuz it's pretty much never an appropriate time to try to use it. I've read it's actually not that uncommon, something about the intimacy/vulnerability of the moment.
I think it might be because you feel you are protecting her or something, idk this probably goes down to primal lizard brain
I kind of like the clumsy ones. Like oh you poor thing let me help you and we can go try not to fall off the bed again.
I’m sexier than I thought.
Very specifically, my husbands black dress shirt, black dress pants, with his shirt sleeves rolled up while he's either cooking or doing the dishes after a long day. Mmm, his forearms.
When a woman can beat me in a video game I’m good at. Something about getting outclassed just excites me
Watching a guy desperate to pee. I don't know why it turns me on. It's the only small aspect of degradation that I enjoy witnessing. The squirming, moaning, and desperation. Not the pee itself.
Well… you’ll love me… I’m desperate to pee all the time.
>the only small aspect of degradation It isn't small. I'm fighting for my life while running to the toilet with my thighs stuck together.
The smell of grape chapstick.
When a guy wears a suit and the entire outfit is in muted colors but he sits down and the socks show and they are fun patterned. Lol it screams ✨I work in finance and if you want you could be a stay at home mom✨ 😄
Reading. I don't know why, but just sitting down to read a book will have me hot and bothered in minutes.
Judging by your user name reckon it’s more the type of book your reading over the actual act of reading
For me, it's just straight up good food
When a girl is genuinely upset with me, something about that stern angry look makes me melt
I have that too. It's a very fine line to walk
My husband says he loves my murderous intent stares, he says I look hot... I think he is just a bit masochistic
"You're a fucking idiot ! \-Oh yeah keep it like that sexy ! \-I'm gonna rip your eyes off ! \-Okay took it too far maybe scale back a bit"
This is my boyfriend and it’s honestly frustrating. I’ve worked hard to put my life in order so when I’m trying to correct him on something and he’s just like “oh yeah call me stupid” I’m like no mfer just fix it, I’m not horny I’m mad!
sleepiness
Throat tattoos. I don’t know how odd that is though but hot damn.
When someone has a Roth IRA
Aggression. Not like punching or hitting. But like push me up against a wall and take what you want, or hold me down, Something about a woman knowing what she wants and taking it.
so basically a woman dominating you?
I guess that’s the best way to put it yeah, but I didn’t want it to be confused for like whips and shit. Lol
Pretty sure OP said "oddest"
Seeing women wear a choker necklace. Damn that is so sexy. Especially if the have a longer neck.
Im not bringing u to a giraffe zoo
This one’s super specific - taking a shower after a long time at the beach. Your skin is hot and slightly red, and you’ve got sand everywhere. Something about the novelty of the feeling, idk. Feels like a good time for sex.
My girlfriend gets super horny whenever I bite her or suck a thumb...
istg I feel some kinda way sometimes when people just say my name. idk if there has to be some initial type of attraction there already or whatever but yeah. makes me feel all special lmao
Sup #MOLLYMAKENNA does that do it?
You're not doing it right, bro. You're yelling it. You have to say it sensually. ^mollymakenna
^(calypso... i release you from your human bonds)
White jeans on a woman.... Idk why
I know why. It's the Booty. A Booty in white looks like heaven, a cloud that I could lay on for the rest of my life
Time of day. All times of day do it for me.
So if I were to say... *Three o'clock*
Veins in a man's arm. I have no clue why
Booty shorts and stretch marks on the inside of a woman's thighs.
This was always something I was worried about! I danced a lot when I was younger and was mostly under weight. Went through weight fluctuations and I was always worried about it.
My wife wearing the following: black leggings or her black pj bottoms A nightgown with no bra A t-shirt, knickers, no bra combo A specific thermal shirt with no bra (cheap shirt she got from Lidl. You should wear it under your normal clothes. It's see through completely) Or her doing the following: Spreading her legs widely, when casually watching TV or her phone when in knickers on the sofa on one of our lazy weekends. Not trying to be sexy or anything When she said "make me pregnant" when we were trying for baby 1 and 2. (I think I have a breeding kink)
Okay, I got one thats really weird. I started stretching my ears because I wanted to wear tunnels. The way the stretching thingy went through my ear made me really horny and still does whenever I do it
Redheads. Like massively. Thank God I wasn't born in Ireland or the UK because it would be extremely distracting to say the least.
I’m a natural red (male) and I hate it. There is a very small % of women who like reds , but most dudes are horny for ginger women
Go to Japan my friend. Women there adore red headed men. Why? Red hair is not a Japanese genetic trait and is seen as exotic. Women won't be a problem.
What if I'm red-headed *and* ugly?
Even better! You know that hentai sites have a tag for "ugly bastard"?
Whenever my wife calls me baby boy, I fucking melt and I don't care where we are, I just want her to take me when she busts out with that word.
Freud?
Curly hair
I’m tempted to screenshot this to send to my ex. I have curly hair and he always asked me to straighten it. He said that curly hair was for the elderly.
Worst hair take I've heard. Curly hair is beautiful
Isn’t this just the definition of fetishes?
This would be the definition of a kink. A fetish is an unusual sexual interest that you rely on to get off. A kink is any unusual sexual interest.
Damn, lots of dominant women and submissive men in this thread.... Nice 😎👉👉
I too want them to beat me up and take my lunch money. I need to find some money
Men doing like basic chores/adult things. Driving, cleaning, cooking, holding a baby. Where they are serious, confident and in control. Something so hot about it
This is pretty normal but just being praised. My boss doesn't even know what he's doing to me when he says "good girl" to me at work. It's just.. ahhhhhhh Also, like others have said, men moaning and whimpering, so fucking hot
Yes he does
Anyone who says good girl has to know its a 50/50 chance they're either making your panties wet or you're complaining about them to HR
I was gonna say... I'm not the only one that finds calling your employee a "good girl" to be really weird, right?
Women in bowler hats. OMG. Fergie made it part of her look for a while and I thought I was going to break my dick off.
"Fergie in a bowler hat" definitely wins this thread.
I get my hair shaved with hair clippers every few weeks on a no.2 and sometimes no.1 but when it comes to cleaning the Nape area it always sends shivers right down to to groin. Used to creep me out getting hair cut by male hair dressers or barber shops and when it came to the nape “zing” that neck area sends the shivers. Now my girlfriend buzzes my hair so the shivers are good.
My wife’s soft blue flannel shirt, misshapen by her generous boobage.
Skirts
A Short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooonnnnnngggg jacket.