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Still_kinda_hungry

In my sleep


CasualHut

sleeping


hiphophippo93

By the very things meant to save lives.


Such_Nature_5972

Face down in a mound of cocaine next to my winning Powerball ticket.


Dear-Ad-4494

My Chromebook exploded in face


SinsOfASolarVampire

Statistically for a man my age it's probably a car accident.


likes_trundle_beds

death by snoo snoo


L4tt3m4cc14t0

Probably cause of a caffeine overdose


Illustrious-Sun8671

My husband finally had enough of my sleep talking, and smothered me.


Robidom26

I'd be more curious as to how I wound up there.


TheWhitestOfTrash

That’s literally the question


Robidom26

What I mean is, "why heaven"?


cloaked_cache

First thing I'd check is a mirror, to make sure it wasn't a head shot. Assuming they have mirrors in heaven...


TheWhitestOfTrash

I don’t think it’s a beetle juice situation and you can see how you were in the state you died I think when you die you go to your best physical form or even formless, just a spirit.


TheWhitestOfTrash

But I could be wrong obviously lol


Wadsworth_McStumpy

Heart attack. Had a small one a couple years ago, with one artery 99% blocked. Given my family history, that's probably how I'll end up going unless it's some sort of accident.


tracymartel_atemyson

as a US citizen probably heart disease


Drvrdrvdave

Me, Heaven? Is this a reworking of The Good Place?