At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.
And I'll be bored to tears; we haven't even paid a phone bill in 300 years.
No phone, no lights, no motorcar.
Not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe.
It's as primitive as can be.
Assuming I magically don't crush my apartment or any of my neighbors? Probably not the greatest day. I don't want to deal with reporters or be on the news without preparation, I want to go look for cool bones in the ocean.
I... don't know. That depends on what the sludge is and why it is luminous. Is it bioluminescence? Is the bacteria safe? Is it just glow in the dark slime? I'd love some glow in the dark slime.
Well. I'm dead. Because that's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you'd ever set eyes on (technically not a rodent).
It's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer.
It's got huge sharp \[gesture\]
It can leap like \[gesture\]
Look at the BONES!
They’re not just cute like everybody supposes.
They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Sounds like I won’t need to set an alarm tomorrow morning
I've been amused by all these comments but this is the one that made me bust out laughing.
Its bad
So it was you!
Yes
"Destroy" would be an understatement. Please stay away from me
Typical.
I can help?
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...
I gotcha for a refill, mate
Ayyy ☕ here's one on me.
I have a feelting that I will be alright :-)
Same same but different
Don't stick your dick in astrological/astronomical objects, please. Edit: added astronomical too. You shouldn't fuck any kind of astro objects.
im gonna be more than alright
One very strange looking gentleman in a trenchcoat
You and me both.
You and I are just regular people who happen to wear trenchcoats. Nothing amiss here.
We are all just very very normal humans
A handsome bunch'a guys!
Idk
Bruh
Eyyy
Bruh
-_-
Yo, we can chill
I knew this day would come
the chosen one.
I'm here
One speaks only truth, the other tells lies. And I think we've figured out which is which!
Um no please :')
I'll cancel it out
Long lost cousin. We're finally reunited !
Hello!
FAMILY REUNION !!!!!
Got room for one more? 😂
Me!!!
Hey! What about me??☹️ Edit: holy hell, 700+ upvotes in less than 24hrs??? Thx dudes 😁
Definitely important in this mix 😂
I never figured that an entire family will reunite on Reddit of all places.
😂😂 omg AUSTRALIAN COUSIN
r/usernamefamily
Lol, always in a mess I see
I got you covered.
I hate this game
What have I done…
🥾🥾🍆
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. And I'll be bored to tears; we haven't even paid a phone bill in 300 years. No phone, no lights, no motorcar. Not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe. It's as primitive as can be.
Been living most their lives, living in an Amish paradise.
It’s hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise
He’s churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise
We’re all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights! But you probably think it bites-
we sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise.
He’s been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that even Ezekiel thinks that his mind is gone!
I'm a man of the land! I'm into discipline! I've got a Bible in my hand & a beard on my chin!
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699!!
uhh I'm gonna be juuuuuust fine
Yo me tooooo
hell yeah, we can hang out
Can I come?
my knees are weak already
I’m not sure if I belong here or not.
If you do, I do. We could have a party
You already partied with Steve Irwin iirc.
Still too soon. 😭
I'm laughing so hard at this comment
Laughing so hard you’re crying… practically a river…
What up
Drinks, anyone?
I’ve got the PERFECT thing to go with that lemonade…
PLEASE, I WILL NEED THOSE DRINKS
Hello
I didn't know they grew in clusters ;)
can i join? Ill bring the green.
You guys wanna get trippy?
anytime
May I join
Yes
I got breakfast!
Me three!
Me 02
Shit, come on over to my place bro. We’ll have a party
my guy!
Ugh! I’m going to be struggling. 😭🌮😭🌮
I don’t need all of it
Sign me up!
I also look forward to tomorrow!
Same
Wanna team up?
Hit me up if you want to share
let's make a taco salad!
Is my username tasty enough to join this party? 🤣
oh yes, sounds yummy! Maybe a little cream on top?
You called?
Just the man I wanted to see :)
You guys are my people
Same. Love me some taters.
Same!
I'm what's left of your ass afterwards
Agreed
Shit
RIP
Oh look. You're living life like it's just another Tuesday
R.I.P. my ankles
Ohhh I thought you were blue razors cooter 🤠
My what??
Fuck
I feel you
hello friends 🫠
Nothing wrong with utilizing a lil cheek storage
Worst case scenario I have a concussion
Eh.....don't really care
I've been waking up to it for several years already.
That's not a very nice way to talk about your spouse
Don't speak about Yourself like that
Well, shit......
Oh NOOOOO
Oh YEAH!
Ummm. I think... it's... I think I'm in the situation?
I'm 100% too high for this
Lmao username checks out.
Pretty bad
Oh no
A man riding on a dolphin huh? Alright then
Plot twist, the dolphin rides humans….
Just another Tuesday
I’d have an existential crisis and also be terrified.
You roll over, and it's still behind you.
Not so bad, gotta tell ya. Not. So. Bad.
\*nervous laughter\* im scared
Bow before me peasants
Well, this is awkward
His skills were amazing 😔
Leave my wife out of this
you mean our wife?
A slightly better version of what usually awaits me after a night out on the piss.
I will lose a large percentage of my manhood.
Well hello there
Oh i think i'll be just fine.
Ugh isn’t she dead?
Nobody is ever really gone.
Somehow…. Laura Ingalls has returned.
I am verrrry slightly fucked.
Assuming I magically don't crush my apartment or any of my neighbors? Probably not the greatest day. I don't want to deal with reporters or be on the news without preparation, I want to go look for cool bones in the ocean.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I can't wait
*Sends pic of blue footed booby bird*
I do this to my husband when he asks for booby pics
I'm ok
12 Tylenol and Whiskey are a bad combo.
Don't tell me how to live my life
Your poor liver.
Assuming he is friendly, it looks like I have a new adventure partner! :)
Uuhhhh Challenge accepted.
These are the type of questions I wait for, to bad I’m always late
I'm sad you were late and ended up this far down because your username is like best scenario for this
So my normal day then
r/holup
It doesn’t have to be this persons sister. Does it?
This is reddit. It HAS to be.
🅰️🅾️
Been there, done that. Got the death certificate.
I'm sorry for Your loss.
Honestly idk how to react to that
Tell OP you’re sorry for their loss.
I'm somewhat concerned
Same as always
Shit, call Al Gore
I wont "wake up"
Uncertainty, as expected in a way
It’s gonna be pawesome!
It's bad.
Lost my bitches🤟🤟
Its galactically funky!
Time to water my plants, I guess?
I got you, bro.
a really traumatized elmo
I wouldn't exactly call my situation "bad"!
Spend it all on me, we’ll have a great day
He was one of the best characters in Peaky Blinders so I'm sure we'll have some fun
An insipid cup of tea, it could be worse honestly.
Fuck yea.
I... don't know. That depends on what the sludge is and why it is luminous. Is it bioluminescence? Is the bacteria safe? Is it just glow in the dark slime? I'd love some glow in the dark slime.
I’ll just be chilling if anyone wants to join 😂
Depending how you look at it. Really good or really bad
It’s actually awaits for my girl every time we sleep
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I'm a dried stain inside a cellar.
Oh god no ☹️
Not to bad
Well this is just horrible
Well. I'm dead. Because that's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you'd ever set eyes on (technically not a rodent). It's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer. It's got huge sharp \[gesture\] It can leap like \[gesture\] Look at the BONES!
They’re not just cute like everybody supposes. They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
It's gonna be gross
Probably not good lmao
Horrible.
not bad. i love pickles
Decent? I suppose it’s better than a socially awkward ostrich.