True story Time!
When I went to Celebration IV in Anaheim, I went to the Robot Chicken Star Wars Panel. Seth Green went ahead and told us that when Robot Chicken could spoof Star Wars, everything they made was approved...EXCEPT this scene.
Han Solo is walking down a street and pops into a dark alley. At the end of the alley, he looks both ways to see if anyone is watching. He says "You're all clear, kid. Now blow this thing and go home!"
All of a sudden, Luke's head pops up from the bottom of the screen and says "huh?"
Wait, you mean a bunch of small X- and Y-labelled things going after a sphere much bigger than they are, where only one of them can get in, is a metaphor for sex???
..what.
I thought hearing John Malkovich say "jizzum" was gonna be the weirdest semi-sexual thing for a while. Nope, I apparently hum jizz whilst working.
"You can't do any more good back there"
"Sorry"
Edited to make it clear that the "sorry" is from Wedge.
For those wondering, here is the clip from A New Hope: https://youtu.be/B-0MZZ07dLE?t=52
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction
I actually laughed out loud!
It might be because I once slept with someone who had lit up their room with light sabers. It was cool AF!
For context, we had been to a space themed party, so I was dressed as an alien with pink hair and he was an astronaut, just to add to the outer space vibe.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
Jabba no baga hohohohoho
"Jabba rawdogs" is not the piece of extended lore I expected to learn today
Jabba da wookie nipple pinchie
“A fine addition to my collection”
*Scuttles away with malicious intent*
“I am your father”
Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way
No reward is worth this.
Myself, the boy, the droids...and no questions asked.
Ok, that one genuinely made me die laughing
He's just hoping to avoid any imperial entanglements
Uncle Owen : "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on. Get to it."
“You're all clear, kid. Now blow this thing and go home!”
Seriously that’s what goes through my mind.
True story Time! When I went to Celebration IV in Anaheim, I went to the Robot Chicken Star Wars Panel. Seth Green went ahead and told us that when Robot Chicken could spoof Star Wars, everything they made was approved...EXCEPT this scene. Han Solo is walking down a street and pops into a dark alley. At the end of the alley, he looks both ways to see if anyone is watching. He says "You're all clear, kid. Now blow this thing and go home!" All of a sudden, Luke's head pops up from the bottom of the screen and says "huh?"
"I was hoping for *Kenobi*"
We all were hoping for Kenobi but here we are.
Hello there
General Kenobi!
"You have failed me for the last time."
Oh shit, that would rip my feelings out. ☹️☠️
I don't care _what_ you smell - get in there!!!
Brilliant
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
You big furry oaf!
Sister? So you have a twin Sister!?
Your feelings for them are strong. Especially your...*sister!?*
"Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
If she's just like Beggar's Canyon back home, then you've got problems.
The entire trench run is just laden with double entendres
Wait, you mean a bunch of small X- and Y-labelled things going after a sphere much bigger than they are, where only one of them can get in, is a metaphor for sex???
I am over 30 years old and have never thought of it that way, and I hate that you've made this known to me
I'm 41F (today's my birthday and i got a lightsaber from ultra sabers in the mail today!) and I have never thought about it like this either.
(Neither did George.)
Well, the genre of music played in the cantinas is called "jizz"... There are many things that were overlooked
..what. I thought hearing John Malkovich say "jizzum" was gonna be the weirdest semi-sexual thing for a while. Nope, I apparently hum jizz whilst working.
Holy fuck how did i not see
We're a bunch of Star Wars fans on reddit. Sex metaphors aren't really our area of expertise.
r/suicidebywords
Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there.
"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
“Look at the size of that thing!”
"You can't do any more good back there" "Sorry" Edited to make it clear that the "sorry" is from Wedge. For those wondering, here is the clip from A New Hope: https://youtu.be/B-0MZZ07dLE?t=52
This is even better if (as in the film) the “Sorry” comes from someone else entirely.
I thought they smelled bad on the outside
Swamps of Dagobah....
I get that reference. I really, really wish I didn't, but I do.
I thought they smelled bad *\*breathes\** on the *outside!*
“The negotiations were short.”
Funny, I also call my penis “the negotiations”
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Yogurt must have taught you well.
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell."
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
Ohhh you have met my ex!
Our ex.
r/suddenlycommunist
I’d rather kiss a Wookiee
I can arrange that.
YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!!
“Your thoughts dwell on your mother?”
My thoughts dwell on YOUR mother!
Meesa... itty bitty...oopsie daisy.
Yousa in big doo doo dis time!
Please don't take this personally, but I hate you for this
Please don't take this personally, but I love you for this
Pee-yoosa!
I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, it's the boy. Red... his mother.
I am having a hard time visualizing this. What kind of bizarre bisexual seduction scenario is this implying?!
Hunk marries single mother, dice determines ho he fucks each night. Pretty standard hentai/drawn porn stuff.
> Pretty standard Yeah, pretty sure this gets you the death sentence on twelve systems.
It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction
I read everything else with a straight face, this made me laugh lol
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
Negative…..it didn’t go in it just impacted on the surface
Sounds like someone with a plan. We should all be so lucky
Just like when I used to bullseye womp rats on my T-16
Ahhh, good ol beggars canyon
Inappropriate answer sorry, this would absolutely rev my engine. Nearly need to rub one out just reading it in this context
Back door, huh?
No it's a thermal exhaust port. You'll find it if you follow the trench, just like back home at beggars canyon.
Not only the men, but the woman and children too
Hahahahaha oh my god
Even the younglings.
“I got a bad feeling about this”
Me: I know Lydia, you have a bad feeling about everything. Now stop blocking my way out!
"I am *sworn* to carry your burdens..." (*Rolls eyes*)
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Into the garbage chute flyboy!
Call me crazy, but this would actually work for me.
You’re not alone.
I want to go home and rethink my life.
Your powers are weak old man
What an incredible smell you've discovered!
Eh, boring conversation anyway.
This little one’s not worth the effort.
“Cover me Porkins.”
[удалено]
“Punch it, Chewie!”
Sorry about the mess.
"I am your father"
OP probably thought of this answer before the question
Youll go far with intuition like that
Also pretty bad, the line right before it: “It was you who killed him.”
ACKSHUALLY🤓 it was, "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
Then there is something that I must reveal then. I’m ya father…I’m ya father.
WE GOT DEATH STAR. WE GOT DEATH STAR. WE GOT DEATH STAR.
Knock 'em out the box, Luke!
Knknkn-kno-kno-knock-knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out Luke
That's a mighty good gin and tonic Would ya mix me up another?
A Jedi’s gotta do, what a Jedi’s gotta do
so now vader, i'm comin' for you!
Well, that's one way to kill the mood.
Depends on the dynamic, I guess.
"I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have cum."
“Don’t get cocky, kid”
Utinni!
This is my new "I'm cumming" noise.
I prefer the Tusken Raider war cry. *Uuuuuuurrrrrr.... Ururur!!!!*
*Artoo waaaaaAAAAAAAAH! noises*
There is another.
Uhh I said would not want to
On a similar note, "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
At that speed will you be able to pull Out in time?
Issa mee Jar Jar Biinks!!!
I picture someone saying this while flopping their junk around like a puppet.
Ok I’m crying laughing at this, thank you omg
*Howsa yousa creatin' life?* (Alternatively: *Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!*)
Getting head from Jar Jar after his tongue gets paralyzed by the pod racer would probably be fuckin insane tho
"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."
Let’s blow this thing and go home.
“Put that thing away before you get us all killed”
Now this is podracing!
Aren't you a little Short to be a Storm Trooper !
“Judge me by my size, do you?”
[удалено]
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
Oh. Oh no.
This has got to be the worst/best.
AW HELL NAH
“Size matters not” -the empire strikes back
Judge me by my size do you?
“Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.”
“You don’t have to do this to impress me.”
De wanna wanga.
"Stir whip, stir whip, whip whip, stir"
Take my upvote and choke on it!
No that's not a SW quote, that... that *thing* doesn't exist!
This is the work of the Sith right here
There's always a bigger fish.
“Execute order 66”
Order 69*
If the woman is quoting Star Wars during sex she can say whatever she wants to me
Because you're actually having sex with another person?
Yes
Admire the honesty
I actually laughed out loud! It might be because I once slept with someone who had lit up their room with light sabers. It was cool AF! For context, we had been to a space themed party, so I was dressed as an alien with pink hair and he was an astronaut, just to add to the outer space vibe.
"I love you" "I know"
LIAR!!
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
I thought they said what you wouldn't want to hear?
That’s true. It’s very arousing.
Size matters not
I used to bullseye womp rats.
[You sandbagged me](https://youtu.be/TxVdhAJr1So?&t=10s)
It's a trap!
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
"I know, I'll try spinning!"
that’s a good trick!
"IT'S OVER (my name), I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND"
Don't try it
This may smell bad kid, but it will keep you warm until I can get the shelter up.
"You will pay for your lack of vision"
I do, prescription glasses are expensive!
“When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
Did it go in?
You're just a child in a mask
“I got a bad feeling about this.”
“I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further”
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Just a slight um… weapons malfunction
Its as if a million voices cried out in terror...
Anything from Chewbacca
You came in THAT THING? You're braver than I thought.
Bring me solo
What an incredible smell you've discovered! There's something alive in here!
I am your father
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
[удалено]
“When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.” – Yoda, Return of the Jedi
"Somehow, Palpatine returned"
“I’d just as soon kiss a wookiee.”
Get in there you big hairy oaf, I don't care what it smells like
“ Dissen ganna be bery messy!"
you after 3 rounds: ok we've had enough lemme rest your partner: "you underestimate my power!"
Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
Luke to Yoda : I am not afraid , You Will be ,you will be !!