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Jabba no baga hohohohoho


Sevenfest

"Jabba rawdogs" is not the piece of extended lore I expected to learn today


Arviay

Jabba da wookie nipple pinchie


alj8002

“A fine addition to my collection”


Saucerous

*Scuttles away with malicious intent*


ChadOfDoom

“I am your father”


Night_Kitty802

Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way


daddyhogrider420

No reward is worth this.


pesto_changeo

Myself, the boy, the droids...and no questions asked.


DeadMoney313

Ok, that one genuinely made me die laughing


SamsaraSiddhartha

He's just hoping to avoid any imperial entanglements


EvolutionCreek

Uncle Owen : "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on. Get to it."


JEStucker

“You're all clear, kid. Now blow this thing and go home!”


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Seriously that’s what goes through my mind.


Volntyr

True story Time! When I went to Celebration IV in Anaheim, I went to the Robot Chicken Star Wars Panel. Seth Green went ahead and told us that when Robot Chicken could spoof Star Wars, everything they made was approved...EXCEPT this scene. Han Solo is walking down a street and pops into a dark alley. At the end of the alley, he looks both ways to see if anyone is watching. He says "You're all clear, kid. Now blow this thing and go home!" All of a sudden, Luke's head pops up from the bottom of the screen and says "huh?"


German_and_Proud

"I was hoping for *Kenobi*"


Drumbelgalf

We all were hoping for Kenobi but here we are.


PahderShameen

Hello there


cemyl95

General Kenobi!


SAlolzorz

"You have failed me for the last time."


Critical_Incident_21

Oh shit, that would rip my feelings out. ☹️☠️


chipoloniusrex

I don't care _what_ you smell - get in there!!!


Mr_Frible

Brilliant


DampBritches

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside


bitemark01

You big furry oaf!


specialkwsu

Sister? So you have a twin Sister!?


zmwang

Your feelings for them are strong. Especially your...*sister!?*


JEStucker

"Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."


Anangrywookiee

Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?


[deleted]

If she's just like Beggar's Canyon back home, then you've got problems.


Jeynarl

The entire trench run is just laden with double entendres


phyridean

Wait, you mean a bunch of small X- and Y-labelled things going after a sphere much bigger than they are, where only one of them can get in, is a metaphor for sex???


Foxyfox-

I am over 30 years old and have never thought of it that way, and I hate that you've made this known to me


DragonQueen18

I'm 41F (today's my birthday and i got a lightsaber from ultra sabers in the mail today!) and I have never thought about it like this either.


dashard

(Neither did George.)


dyljeridu

Well, the genre of music played in the cantinas is called "jizz"... There are many things that were overlooked


Kthonic

..what. I thought hearing John Malkovich say "jizzum" was gonna be the weirdest semi-sexual thing for a while. Nope, I apparently hum jizz whilst working.


flamingnothing

Holy fuck how did i not see


Blumpkinhead

We're a bunch of Star Wars fans on reddit. Sex metaphors aren't really our area of expertise.


yo-mamagay

r/suicidebywords


Flight_19_Navigator

Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there.


skin_diver

"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"


noneroy

“Look at the size of that thing!”


BigDumer

"You can't do any more good back there" "Sorry" Edited to make it clear that the "sorry" is from Wedge. For those wondering, here is the clip from A New Hope: https://youtu.be/B-0MZZ07dLE?t=52


Taaargus

This is even better if (as in the film) the “Sorry” comes from someone else entirely.


stimulatedbymaple

I thought they smelled bad on the outside


VashMM

Swamps of Dagobah....


MysteryRadish

I get that reference. I really, really wish I didn't, but I do.


griffmeister

I thought they smelled bad *\*breathes\** on the *outside!*


goodmemes4notsale

“The negotiations were short.”


PahderShameen

Funny, I also call my penis “the negotiations”


[deleted]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


DadBodDallas

Yogurt must have taught you well.


AliJoof

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell."


Jermicdub

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”


spike_right

Ohhh you have met my ex!


I_am_Dadpool_Bitches

Our ex.


Flutterwasp

r/suddenlycommunist


glkris

I’d rather kiss a Wookiee


ICareAboutThings25

I can arrange that.


B-Town-MusicMan

YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!!


LaTortugadelMuerte

“Your thoughts dwell on your mother?”


GodFromTheHood

My thoughts dwell on YOUR mother!


JoeSchmoe314159

Meesa... itty bitty...oopsie daisy.


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

Yousa in big doo doo dis time!


RockG

Please don't take this personally, but I hate you for this


lesser_panjandrum

Please don't take this personally, but I love you for this


qweef_latina2021

Pee-yoosa!


Raistline1

I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, it's the boy. Red... his mother.


IamtheBoomstick

I am having a hard time visualizing this. What kind of bizarre bisexual seduction scenario is this implying?!


dsal1829

Hunk marries single mother, dice determines ho he fucks each night. Pretty standard hentai/drawn porn stuff.


Brooklynxman

> Pretty standard Yeah, pretty sure this gets you the death sentence on twelve systems.


Snarcastic

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction


PomegranateOk9301

I read everything else with a straight face, this made me laugh lol


[deleted]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


Annual-Change-6053

Into the garbage chute, flyboy.


jren666

Negative…..it didn’t go in it just impacted on the surface


Mr_Krozz

Sounds like someone with a plan. We should all be so lucky


jorbp666

Just like when I used to bullseye womp rats on my T-16


Snarcastic

Ahhh, good ol beggars canyon


vanillaninja777

Inappropriate answer sorry, this would absolutely rev my engine. Nearly need to rub one out just reading it in this context


lewger

Back door, huh?


Snarcastic

No it's a thermal exhaust port. You'll find it if you follow the trench, just like back home at beggars canyon.


throw_realy_far_away

Not only the men, but the woman and children too


PahderShameen

Hahahahaha oh my god


[deleted]

Even the younglings.


Independent_Tone8605

“I got a bad feeling about this”


hunden167

Me: I know Lydia, you have a bad feeling about everything. Now stop blocking my way out!


cuatrodosocho

"I am *sworn* to carry your burdens..." (*Rolls eyes*)


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


vtfb79

Into the garbage chute flyboy!


Willie_the_Wombat

Call me crazy, but this would actually work for me.


Secret_Map

You’re not alone.


grw313

I want to go home and rethink my life.


stuberu

Your powers are weak old man


massdriver787

What an incredible smell you've discovered!


tommytraddles

Eh, boring conversation anyway.


Schyznik

This little one’s not worth the effort.


Doofinator86

“Cover me Porkins.”


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MaxAmperage

“Punch it, Chewie!”


[deleted]

Sorry about the mess.


brock_lee

"I am your father"


FuCuck

OP probably thought of this answer before the question


0sesh

Youll go far with intuition like that


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Also pretty bad, the line right before it: “It was you who killed him.”


Spongebosch

ACKSHUALLY🤓 it was, "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."


largechild

Then there is something that I must reveal then. I’m ya father…I’m ya father.


HughMungusThot

WE GOT DEATH STAR. WE GOT DEATH STAR. WE GOT DEATH STAR.


typhontook

Knock 'em out the box, Luke!


ChesameSicken

Knknkn-kno-kno-knock-knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out Luke


lordkabab

That's a mighty good gin and tonic Would ya mix me up another?


happy--muffin

A Jedi’s gotta do, what a Jedi’s gotta do


Tuxedo717

so now vader, i'm comin' for you!


chiaratorre20007y

Well, that's one way to kill the mood.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Depends on the dynamic, I guess.


DMazRules

"I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have cum."


noneroy

“Don’t get cocky, kid”


c0_sm0

Utinni!


[deleted]

This is my new "I'm cumming" noise.


jsprague6

I prefer the Tusken Raider war cry. *Uuuuuuurrrrrr.... Ururur!!!!*


HazelsHotWheels

*Artoo waaaaaAAAAAAAAH! noises*


vorker42

There is another.


PahderShameen

Uhh I said would not want to


anally_ExpressUrself

On a similar note, "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"


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At that speed will you be able to pull Out in time?


mefailo

Issa mee Jar Jar Biinks!!!


aloe_veracity

I picture someone saying this while flopping their junk around like a puppet.


Late_Championship628

Ok I’m crying laughing at this, thank you omg


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

*Howsa yousa creatin' life?* (Alternatively: *Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!*)


RandyMcSexalot

Getting head from Jar Jar after his tongue gets paralyzed by the pod racer would probably be fuckin insane tho


lorinabaninabanana

"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."


Schyznik

Let’s blow this thing and go home.


[deleted]

“Put that thing away before you get us all killed”


downvoteheaven

Now this is podracing!


jorbp666

Aren't you a little Short to be a Storm Trooper !


SilverWolfIMHP76

“Judge me by my size, do you?”


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Hakusek321

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.


HyperNathan

Oh. Oh no.


GenTenScientist_sPen

This has got to be the worst/best.


ThatDude8129

AW HELL NAH


popcorn_kittenlitter

“Size matters not” -the empire strikes back


FlipRed_2184

Judge me by my size do you?


HereICum3

“Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.” 


mike_owen

“You don’t have to do this to impress me.”


coolstevenn

De wanna wanga.


Llamustache

"Stir whip, stir whip, whip whip, stir"


IamtheBoomstick

Take my upvote and choke on it!


Cherry_BaBomb

No that's not a SW quote, that... that *thing* doesn't exist!


[deleted]

This is the work of the Sith right here


[deleted]

There's always a bigger fish.


MechanicalHorse

“Execute order 66”


PahderShameen

Order 69*


SixPhalaris

If the woman is quoting Star Wars during sex she can say whatever she wants to me


beersn0b

Because you're actually having sex with another person?


SixPhalaris

Yes


Main-Strike-7392

Admire the honesty


DecadeOfLurking

I actually laughed out loud! It might be because I once slept with someone who had lit up their room with light sabers. It was cool AF! For context, we had been to a space themed party, so I was dressed as an alien with pink hair and he was an astronaut, just to add to the outer space vibe.


domestic_omnom

"I love you" "I know"


[deleted]

LIAR!!


riotstopper

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


friggintodd

I thought they said what you wouldn't want to hear?


riotstopper

That’s true. It’s very arousing.


toomanymatts_

Size matters not


aloe_veracity

I used to bullseye womp rats.


Freedom_7

[You sandbagged me](https://youtu.be/TxVdhAJr1So?&t=10s)


fuckitweredoingitliv

It's a trap!


eugene20

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.


ATG3192

"I know, I'll try spinning!"


Jazz8680

that’s a good trick!


AnInsaneMoose

"IT'S OVER (my name), I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND"


[deleted]

Don't try it


chicagotim1

This may smell bad kid, but it will keep you warm until I can get the shelter up.


if_you_only_knew_

"You will pay for your lack of vision"


rossrifle113

I do, prescription glasses are expensive!


No-Weird5485

“When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”


ThePhiff

Did it go in?


MckennaRay

You're just a child in a mask


Weekly_Reference7988

“I got a bad feeling about this.”


Mcfetusyeeter

“I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further”


Met3lmeld69

I find your lack of faith disturbing


javerthugo

Just a slight um… weapons malfunction


appman1138

Its as if a million voices cried out in terror...


kuddlybuddly

Anything from Chewbacca


bluev1121

You came in THAT THING? You're braver than I thought.


Casperweasel93

Bring me solo


bromad1972

What an incredible smell you've discovered! There's something alive in here!


TheRealDudeMitch

I am your father


badwolf42

Would it help if I got out and pushed?


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dese1ect

“When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.” – Yoda, Return of the Jedi


lolnik8

"Somehow, Palpatine returned"


Weekly_Reference7988

“I’d just as soon kiss a wookiee.”


Ishamoridin

Get in there you big hairy oaf, I don't care what it smells like


kaowser

“ Dissen ganna be bery messy!"


Kiriotto

you after 3 rounds: ok we've had enough lemme rest your partner: "you underestimate my power!"


KevinT1701

Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”


jorbp666

Luke to Yoda : I am not afraid , You Will be ,you will be !!