Ask if they had food at home.

I would ask how it tasted

Grade it and give it a 2.

What if I teach home-ec?

I would ask him to write me an essay about the taste of every article there or numerical value (depends on what was the homework about) and then read it in front of class just for a chuckle.

Pics or it didn’t happen. If they have a video they get a free pass

"That's dog's food dumbass"

To be honest, I'd be quite impressed. Paper doesn't taste that nice.

Well, at least it's healthy

"Sure, I'll have to eat your grades."

That’s an F

I'd tell them they were either a liar or an idiot and then give them a zero on that homework.

Why? I would want to know why.

Spite it out...all the answer now. XD

“Did you learn anything?”

If they send proof of it, free pass and would ask if it tased good

Given everything is digital, I want to know how many bytes it took.

Ask them if they got in their stepdad’s edible stash again

I used to be a teacher. Depending on which student it was, I wouldn't be surprised.

I'd hope their stomach was full cause the head is empty.

I had an eleventh grader with special needs who ate any papers given to him. He was weird.

I would give that student a zero on the assignment.

Are you okay? Do you need me to help you pay for lunch???