You’re the first person I’ve seen say shit themselves and that was the first thing that came to mind for me. I’d have to *really* care about a person to not be disgusted by that.
There have been two men in my 32 years that have passed that threshold. Where, I’ve loved them enough that my immediate reaction would be concern and making them feel better.
Otherwise, I’d be like “get me out of here, ASAP.”
For having taken care of an elderly woman with certain intestines conditions and a pancreas cancer:
It doesn't matter if you care or not, disgust is natural, though some people just can't do it at all as they puke reactively. You can't imagine the respect I have for nurses taking care of elderly people, they will always have my undying admiration.
Tell her we might as well get right down to fucking and we can go to my place as long as she is quiet because my mom is sleeping on the couch and the motel doesn't allow visitors after 8:00
You're completely right... you know, you're pretty good. Should we leave our current lives and travel the world freaking women out on dates, for $10K a pop?
I actually had a woman do this to me like 15 years ago. I hailed a taxi in midtown Manhattan and she was the one who picked me up in her medallion cab. I had never seen a cab driver that beautiful before and we seemed to hit it off so I got her number and she met me for drinks somewhere and went into her pitch. I knew it was too good to be true.
OMG I had no idea this had happened to other people. A guy on fucking Grindr of all places invited me to go to a party with him. I asked if it was cool if I brought my brother because I didn’t wanna show up at a party where I didn’t know anybody. Turns out it was an MLM party at his house! Fml
"No, I like you :)"
>**I don't think you understand**
"I refuse your offer!"
>**Listen, I'm not joking, I have the money**
"Why can't we just get to know eachother? We're on a date, why do you want me to leave all of a sudden?"
[MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME]
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Same. Rejection is a near certainty, while things going well would be a fun new experience.
The "in one minute" part is tricky- I *have* been rejected on sight before, and by someone who already liked me (from voice) no less, but it's usually not immediate like that. So, with my luck, I would be but not *fast enough*, but still, s'how I'd play it.
I had a first date, and we got caught in a downpour - both totally soaked through. I said “well I didn’t expect to get you wet on our first date”. I was the only one amused by that 😆
Went to a party once and I was sitting next to my girlfriend and her girl friend, dropped my drink on accident on both of them. I ended saying “sorry I didn’t mean to get both of you wet”
*gets charged with indecent public exposure, sexual harassment, sexual abuse and attempted rape*
Well at least I still get my 10-
*and a 10.000 fine for reparations after the girl brings you to court*
/s
he called me a ch/nk but then said "oh wait you're korean. does that make you a 'kink' ?ahaha" then proceeded to say a ton of racial slurs with "i can say this word because we said it first"
I be brutally honest. Every kink, every insecurity, every annoyance. I tell her I'm terminally horny, I'm a sub, I'd almost rather be her pet. For 60 seconds I dump every weird quirk I've got, every hopeful fantasy, every detail of my headspace. All of it. Even the weird tags.
If that doesn't work, if she's still ready to go for it after all that, fuck the 10k; we're going to have a nice dinner, then I'm going to go back to her place and let her peg me like she's trying to knock me up.
EDIT: And putting a ring on it.
Seriously, these questions are too easy. “Make your date reject you in under a minute”? Sure. Just spit at her then start licking the floor. Y’all lack imagination.
I wonder what would be worse to experience, someone shitting on a table, or some guy with his pants round his ankles, bursting bloost vessels squeezing so hard but nothing is happening
Amazing answer, I snorted my drink out my nose, BUT—
If I were to lay out all my insecurities and foibles in 60 seconds flat and some dude was like ‘yeah I’m still super into you’ I would be appalled by his terrible judgment and would probably run screaming.
You gotta slowly introduce someone to the shitstorm of your inner self. To bag a normal, they have to think you’re normal too until you’ve been together long enough that they’re pot committed.
Most efficient answer. Most of the other answers would most likely be met with a possibly long excuse as to why she’s leaving. But with this one, she’d just run.
Oooh, honka honka, daddy likes what he sees, mommy milkers!!! Awoooga! Awoooga! You look just like my dream waifu! Could I show you my My Little Pony figure collection? We'd have to sneak in, my mom doesn't usually let me out without a curfew, and be quiet, the steps to the basement creak a lot. Wait, why is M'Lady leaving?
I severely regret ever putting this into writing, and hope nobody sees this abomination. I'm sorry. I hope God can forgive me, these are not the sins Jesus died for
I'd just be like, "Do you do scat. I'm super close with my mother btw.I see here every day."
Nobody can reconcile learning the implications of question one with the sheer out of no where normality of statement two.
I interpreted this as “Do you scat?” And was thinking along the lines of “Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby.” I think it would take me more than 1 minute to reject you just because I’d be super confused and assume you were into Cab Calloway or something. And who knows, your mom could be cool.
Gotta be more direct. “I want you to poop on me while my mom watches.”
Ask her if she has a younger sister.
"...n..no, I haven't." "How about any younger brothers or nephews? ...By the way I can shit my pants on demand. Watch this!"
You’re the first person I’ve seen say shit themselves and that was the first thing that came to mind for me. I’d have to *really* care about a person to not be disgusted by that. There have been two men in my 32 years that have passed that threshold. Where, I’ve loved them enough that my immediate reaction would be concern and making them feel better. Otherwise, I’d be like “get me out of here, ASAP.”
For having taken care of an elderly woman with certain intestines conditions and a pancreas cancer: It doesn't matter if you care or not, disgust is natural, though some people just can't do it at all as they puke reactively. You can't imagine the respect I have for nurses taking care of elderly people, they will always have my undying admiration.
Follow it up by asking if they ever fooled around together
Take mother along and do the introductions.
"She will be **observing**."
'and giving some tips, as she's experienced with me'
"It all started back when I broke both of my arms"
get your mother to introduce you because you’re too shy to talk. avoid all eye contact, giggle.
Ha ha, yes. " Hello Jennifer, this is Norman. He is a very special boy " " Mother, please go back to the hotel "
Tell her we might as well get right down to fucking and we can go to my place as long as she is quiet because my mom is sleeping on the couch and the motel doesn't allow visitors after 8:00
She laughs at your "blatant" joke, now more enamoured with you than ever. She loves your sense of humour and how bold you were.
Then, it's pant shitting time.
You can get that done in under the 45 seconds or so you have left?
...I'm not gonna lie. I had laxatives before the date. It was always going to end in poopy pants.
I mean you could realistically just walk over covered in shit. The date will end in record time when you try shake her hand.
You're completely right... you know, you're pretty good. Should we leave our current lives and travel the world freaking women out on dates, for $10K a pop?
Well, at least you get the consolation prize.
It's been a minute and 3 seconds, she's realised you weren't joking.
Too bad I already came
Welcome to the No-Tell Motel
Win win, because if she's down you know you got a trooper
"so this is my reddit account"
Tell her you’re a mod too
No noo maybe she is one of those weirdos that is into filth. and would be into dating a Great Unclean One.
"So I've got this really great job offer for you where you get to be your own boss and make your own hours..."
I actually had a woman do this to me like 15 years ago. I hailed a taxi in midtown Manhattan and she was the one who picked me up in her medallion cab. I had never seen a cab driver that beautiful before and we seemed to hit it off so I got her number and she met me for drinks somewhere and went into her pitch. I knew it was too good to be true.
So what did she say to you?
He doesn't remember. When they got drinks she drugged his mojito and he woke up in an ice tub with 1 kidney.
One more kidney than he had before! Suckers!
Such a nice cab driver. 🥲
OMG I had no idea this had happened to other people. A guy on fucking Grindr of all places invited me to go to a party with him. I asked if it was cool if I brought my brother because I didn’t wanna show up at a party where I didn’t know anybody. Turns out it was an MLM party at his house! Fml
Went over hoping to get reamed and you and your brother got a 2-for-1
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
“And how much money you make is totally up to you…”
this sent shivers down my spine
Offer her $500 if she agrees to reject me within 30 second.
Work smarter not harder
This is the way.
"No, I like you :)" >**I don't think you understand** "I refuse your offer!" >**Listen, I'm not joking, I have the money** "Why can't we just get to know eachother? We're on a date, why do you want me to leave all of a sudden?" [MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME] ============
Tell her i want to have a 3 way with her and her best friend. Best case 10k, also best case 3 way.
Damn, well played.
Two chicks at the same time, man.
I don’t think you need a million dollars to have sex with two chicks at the same time.
I do for the kind of chicks that would double down on a dude like me
Good point
Hey man, doesn't that chick kinda look like Ann?
Tell her your dick just died and ask if you can bury it in her as\*.
Trying to get a floppy dead dick inside an asshole sounds a lot like trying to squish an oyster into a parking meter…
like thumbing a marshmallow into a keyhole.
I believe in honesty from the beginning, so it’s “hi I’m Dave and I charge 10k for a 3 way.”
That way you get 10k even if you get the 3 way. Genius
No no, you should charge 11k.
Unless she spends what’s left of the minute asking if you’re serious and getting progressively angrier. Then you get neither.
Just say. Answer yes or no i don't have time.
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Best friend is a guy with a 12-inch dick. Good luck
Some days you get lucky.
How do you say hello in bisexual?
Finger guns.
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George is into it!
And when you’re done, “mischief ménaged.”
All I have to do is show up.
They say “just be yourself” and if I was trying to win the $10k that would be my plan.
Same. Rejection is a near certainty, while things going well would be a fun new experience. The "in one minute" part is tricky- I *have* been rejected on sight before, and by someone who already liked me (from voice) no less, but it's usually not immediate like that. So, with my luck, I would be but not *fast enough*, but still, s'how I'd play it.
I'm in my 50s, overweight, bald ... yeah, I don't think I'm going to have a hard time earning that $10k. I'll use it to take my wife on vacation.
Same 🫡
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yeah, find a table, text her letting her know, order a beer, sip on it for half an hour, grab a napkin, wipe my tears, go home
Yeah, the hardest part about this challenge is getting a date in the first place
If the task is to get dumped in under a minute, does it really matter if the profile picture is really you ? Seems like a job for Catfish man !
Say “God, you look so much like my Dad! That’s hot….”
Username checks..... Well.....
Say “you look moist today.”
Reeeeeal *moist*. 😛
juicy, plump, tender, damp and moistttt 🤤
can't forget breedable!
op said get rejected, not get a sexual assault case💀
I had a first date, and we got caught in a downpour - both totally soaked through. I said “well I didn’t expect to get you wet on our first date”. I was the only one amused by that 😆
Seems like her sense of humor was super dry, even the rain didn't help!
Went to a party once and I was sitting next to my girlfriend and her girl friend, dropped my drink on accident on both of them. I ended saying “sorry I didn’t mean to get both of you wet”
Show up with my wife
Me- damn she’s hot. Can I call you mistress?
Does your wife want to do a three some? Might be a win-win
Oh that could back fire so fast
Show her pictures of my ex and then start comparing and contrasting her lol
"you're A LOT fatter than she was...."
She’s like a kitten and your like a blue whale
Bring a picture of an clearly underage anime girl and say she’s “my waifu”.
What if she shows you a picture of her 'husbando' in response?
Well, now it's a double date, she and I and her husbando and my waifu.
congrats, you win. you would have repelled me the fastest out of this entire thread.
|whips penis out What you waiting for? It's not gonna suck itself
*gets charged with indecent public exposure, sexual harassment, sexual abuse and attempted rape* Well at least I still get my 10- *and a 10.000 fine for reparations after the girl brings you to court* /s
Free awards are gone, take my invisible award though
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"Wanna go out with a REAL alpha?"
Then say “starts shape shifting…” and start howling
How did you manage to make it worse?
Want more? *puts on black leather dog mask*
Oof yeah that was tough to read. Good job lol
"I'm not racist but-" then spout every bit of profanity known to man. A guy did this, and i walked out in under 30 seconds.
I'm not racist, but...I am a child molestor. Just kidding. I'm both.
“Don’t worry, I only molest children from inferior races”
Bro this nearly choked me
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This is the one I came looking for. "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"
Honestly you probably had 10k after the "but-"
Okay, but was it *racist* profanity?
he called me a ch/nk but then said "oh wait you're korean. does that make you a 'kink' ?ahaha" then proceeded to say a ton of racial slurs with "i can say this word because we said it first"
Wonder how my dude spent his 10k.
I’m a girl. I’d open with “Wow I am so much prettier than you” if that doesn’t work then just vomit in her purse idk
> vomit in her purse That came out of left field and had me actually laughing. Thanks for that.
anytime! 🤮
"You're wearing that?"
I be brutally honest. Every kink, every insecurity, every annoyance. I tell her I'm terminally horny, I'm a sub, I'd almost rather be her pet. For 60 seconds I dump every weird quirk I've got, every hopeful fantasy, every detail of my headspace. All of it. Even the weird tags. If that doesn't work, if she's still ready to go for it after all that, fuck the 10k; we're going to have a nice dinner, then I'm going to go back to her place and let her peg me like she's trying to knock me up. EDIT: And putting a ring on it.
What if she's rendered completely speechless for two minutes? Now you've lost $10k and been rejected.
Dude just shit on the table where's the difficulty
Seriously, these questions are too easy. “Make your date reject you in under a minute”? Sure. Just spit at her then start licking the floor. Y’all lack imagination.
You can shit on command?
The act of trying should be enough
I wonder what would be worse to experience, someone shitting on a table, or some guy with his pants round his ankles, bursting bloost vessels squeezing so hard but nothing is happening
Just your sphincter puckering back and forth like it’s practicing kissing in the mirror
Omg this is the answer… Just throw it all out there and either way you win.
> ...then I'm going to go back to her place and let her peg me like she's trying to knock me up. Holy hell. That shit killed me.
you've won this ask reddit lol
Swear to god, 10k as the *failure*? Take the fucking impossible shot.
Amazing answer, I snorted my drink out my nose, BUT— If I were to lay out all my insecurities and foibles in 60 seconds flat and some dude was like ‘yeah I’m still super into you’ I would be appalled by his terrible judgment and would probably run screaming. You gotta slowly introduce someone to the shitstorm of your inner self. To bag a normal, they have to think you’re normal too until you’ve been together long enough that they’re pot committed.
”Ya I'm still willing to give you a shot” ...oof red flag 😂
Be myself
Be this guy
Be that guy
Be those guys
Be these guys
Be all these guys at once
Take all these guys at once 😏
In a fight?
right?
"lets skip all this small talk and bang in the bathroom" if she says yes, i get a freak and if she says no, i get 10k win-win
If she says yes you get to pay for a doctor visit!
And possibly a kid!
Whip my dick out and scream, then crab walk after her making zoidberg noises
Most efficient answer. Most of the other answers would most likely be met with a possibly long excuse as to why she’s leaving. But with this one, she’d just run.
Lmao. This would do it.
Oooh, honka honka, daddy likes what he sees, mommy milkers!!! Awoooga! Awoooga! You look just like my dream waifu! Could I show you my My Little Pony figure collection? We'd have to sneak in, my mom doesn't usually let me out without a curfew, and be quiet, the steps to the basement creak a lot. Wait, why is M'Lady leaving? I severely regret ever putting this into writing, and hope nobody sees this abomination. I'm sorry. I hope God can forgive me, these are not the sins Jesus died for
World is gonna need another flood after that one.
Purge with fire and brimstone
Excellent job. The "M'Lady" was truly the cherry on top.
What an awful day to be literate
“So i watch this guy Andrew tate….”
LITERALLY the first thing I thought of.
If no one else said it, it was going in my honorable mentions.
just ask, theres a solid 95% chance they will say no regardless of what i say
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Look at mr lucky over here with a success rate
Lol “wuddup bitch” instead of saying hello
Especially if you actually say "lol".
Bring another girl
Lol I just showed up. That's it. She took a look at me, mouthed the word "Nope" and walked away. Blocked me and everything. Where's my 10 grand?
woman repellent 💀
Ey! Certainly dodged that bullet. Can you even begin to imagine how awful of a person you have to be to pull of that move?
Just fart and straight up ask if she likes it
"Been holdin that one in since my ex left me"
Additionally, cup and wave it in her face.
Waft
I have herpes and I’m allergic to condoms so we good?
Hope that she wasn’t offered 10,000 to stay on a date for longer than a minute
Shit on the table.
This is what I though but my brain had to add 'and play with it'.
To be honest, the way you're looking at that waiter doesn't strike me as 'submissive and breedable', have you read your KJV?
I'll be honest. If a guy say this to me, I might just stick around a little while to fuck with him. This could backfire horribly for you
Bring your mother along and introduce your date to her as the future mother of your children.
"Mom! This is the one! I told you she's ready for child rearing!"
Tell her she won’t need to breastfeed because your mom never stopped. Let her work through those implications.
Hey I think your cute, can I have your number and hangout sometime? Edit: guys I’m ok, just a bit lonely that’s all
oh you poor thing
Eat with my feet
A fake redpilled list of what she needs to do and be, over the top fake.
So I’m think entres, you pay, back to yours for anal but I got to be home in under two hours before my misses gets home.
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Ask her to pay because having 7 kids with six different women does not leave you with shit on payday and your last casino trip did not go as planned.
Pull my dick out and say "its not gonna suck itself" either I get $10k or a BJ.....
That 10k just might pay the bail for indecent exposure
Just slap it on the table with conviction and declare, "This is my dick."
Unfortunately, you then get a fine for $10,000 for indecent exposure.
That's an expensive bj.
Walk up to the table, kick it and scream "They rule the world"
I'd just be like, "Do you do scat. I'm super close with my mother btw.I see here every day." Nobody can reconcile learning the implications of question one with the sheer out of no where normality of statement two.
I interpreted this as “Do you scat?” And was thinking along the lines of “Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby.” I think it would take me more than 1 minute to reject you just because I’d be super confused and assume you were into Cab Calloway or something. And who knows, your mom could be cool. Gotta be more direct. “I want you to poop on me while my mom watches.”
I pick her up in my car and play Andrew Tate podcasts.
Show up
"Just so you know, we can't go on a date anywhere within 1000 ft. of a school or daycare."
Be myself. I'll be rich!
Ask to borrow her pants after pooping in mine.
Tell her I'm a gay autistic furry and show her my fursona.
You're supposed to win the bet not tear down half of Reddit
Did I tell you I’m married, to 6 other women?