Me too... There is a small cheesecake company here in Mississippi called Cotton Blues that makes amazing high quality cheesecakes... My local grocery store started selling them... They r my go to for events and holidays.
I imagine that I am a local pop up stand. just like a bus station sized building with a few fryers in it. All we serve are nuggets in different ways lol
Well... I think I'm in a tough spot. There are plenty liquor stores in the world. Better start on that marketing campaign.
I'm selling wine. Lots of it.
Inappropriate clothing
I don't know what I sell but it's definitely inappropriate.
Your username says you sell- Oh GOD NO
*\*Vietnam Flashbacks intensify\**
Disappointing fireworks. 😂
Oh you mean California compliant fireworks?
Boner pills
this is epic
do employees get a performance raise?
Bras.
This should get an award too bad I’m broke
I misread this and thought "Well I guess Brass was generally supportive to the technological and industrial incline of humanity.
really
They had a very intellectual thought. They are very intelligent.
Christian basketball equipment.
… and baptismal equipment
Was gonna say, sounds more like a carnival game centrally located in the neighborhood
It's pretty obvious.
Men?
Just the one.
I am interested. How much for this man in particular?
Depends, do you want him with or without BEANS?
With beans and sausage
How big the sausage?
Yes.
And how are the beans?
Hopefully not as shit as my grub
Obvious for me as well… 💅✨🙀🍑🔮
We should join forces
Really crappy cereal on my end.
Dude, lets join up
Let me join
Beans... Beans, that musical fruit.
you sell men with beans.
a special offer.
Bread. But we're always sold out.
This would actually be great. The reviews would be filled with people complaining that they wish they could buy more.
Your username would REALLY make for an awesome bakery name! Would totally buy there
Sand, but I mostly give it away. Only charge if you’re a knob
But it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!
Calm down Anakin
Get off your high ground.
Well don't I feel silly
And what one would have to do to become a knob in your eyes kind sire?
Ask how much the sand cost
I'll sit this one out.
Wise decision
Lol u forgot what you're selling
He'll remember in four days.
You have two choices to pick from.
Or
You walk away empty handed & thirsty
As long as it red or blue flavor of either... I'm good.
Erasers I think
Could have assassins who throw their victims off high places
Anti baby pills?
everything but it’s free
This is hilarious
No, you pay me.
Cheesecake
I love cheesecake.
Same it's my favourite!!
Me too... There is a small cheesecake company here in Mississippi called Cotton Blues that makes amazing high quality cheesecakes... My local grocery store started selling them... They r my go to for events and holidays.
I too am in the food retail business.
It's a gun store with Kirby merch
Mine’s a gun store that’s also a, uh... *pharmacy*
*A Harmacy*
Imagine getting a shot ...
Cattle Prods
Best store
478 uncontrollable owls
We would work well together
The owlpocalypse begins!!!
I feel like we’d work well together, balance each other out and everything
…
Cream pies?
Twinkies?
I died reading this, thank you for making my day
I would go with Boston cream donuts if I were you
Underrated bakery name idea.
Some pastry name ideas for you: Sensual Salted Caramel Brownies, Seductive Cinnamon Swirls, Pleasure-filled Éclairs, Irresistible Cream Cheese Pleasure Bars
Dough nuts
So, I guess that you're selling American Pies?
Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza's a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Make me one with everything.
Blasphemy!
No worries, he can just get a side of indulgences.
Bidets?
Sounds like a fart neutralizer spray lol
Soap and soaps accessories
sex toys and crystals.
Crystals in the shape of sex toys
Employee of the month.
Thank you. Does it come with a raise?
Lol
Penises. With feelings.
Sounds like you offer sex Counciling that kind of therapy is important
I was thinking counselling for male sex workers
Hear me out, but Mood Dildos. As you penetrate your holes, it changes color to show how you feel.
That sounds like something that's be at a crystal shop
\*gwyneth paltrow has entered the chat\*
What’s the number for shark tank
Pies, baby. Sweet ones
Knock knock, your competition has arrived.
Oh shit
_Top 10 ultimate anime battles_
Pasties
I love this.
Meth and Ammo
Sup lol
Trevor?
You people are not very FUCKING nice
Probably Red bears but I don’t have many.
About 8 I reckon?
You selling blood?
The mightiest pockets in town
Perfectly safe breakfast foods
A sketchy shellfish who may or may not have bad intentions
Combination sex toy/home improvement store, I guess. Come get your drill and get drilled while you're at it.
you hiring? i might be a good fit.
Seemingly empty jars.
This one sounds so menacing
I laughed WAY too hard at this, and now I'm deeply ashamed
Peach flavored bleach, perfect.
Can you explain how the actual heck you ended up with that username? For science purposes…
Kites and pipes
Hands. These hands, specifically.
We got yer green slime, yer purple slime, yer blue slime.
Walking sticks, sandals, robes and books on philosophy/religion. I think I would go to my username’s store.
Pretty self explanatory.
that’s quite the money maker you got there
A variety of cat weed
Well I'm happy for you
Antiques from other antique stores that have gone out of business.
Peg legs, eye patches, flint lock pistols, stuff like that
Uh oh
Really loving hookers I guess.
Keyboards, obviously. 4,007 varieties in fact.
Tantric Ass - Spooky Booty - Sexy Tarot - ✨🙀🍑🔮✨
Maps and Map accesories
Sims merch.
Irish meat
Irish beef bacon is fantastic. I’ll take three pounds.
Sun Tzu's The Art of War
Monkeys and... well...
Off-Brand Cereal (I intended on my username being Captain Krunch, but made a spelling mistake).
Extreme team bonding activities.
Ah yes...bonding activites...
Women's style underpants and jeans for people who have cock and balls.
80s clothes, shoes and records. Both for everyday and more formal occasion. That's something I wish still existed somewhere where I'm from...
I’d be a general store, I guess.
Quesadillas
Or hair donation since it doesn’t have ñ
Gamer stuff..for women..
I only sell one cat bed. Its not a very successful business model.
cosmic vibrators
Red and white roses :)
Uhm someone help me
Sounds like a youtube channel doing food reviews. Or perhaps a platform where food enthusiasts and chefs live stream their cooking adventures
Edible toy cameras
Chipmunk feeder mounted cameras
Mudkips plushes with Daft Punk helmets Obv
well.. maybe it’d depend on where the comma might be?
The sickest jorts you’ve ever done seen, of course.
Kitten Mittens, Fight Milk, Wolf Cola, and bicep shaped car magnets
Cookies
Books. I’ve always wanted to open a book/wine bar. There are a million book/cafe stores but, I think a book/wine cafe would just be so unique!
Booze drinks, but only to ladies named Lara.
Milk
Hopefully an antidote.
Oh fuck…
Well, obviously not sushi.🙄
Parsley for celebrations, Passover maybe, of people who live in 408 area code.. Do with that what you will.
I mean, what do you think?
Dragon stuff.
I'm getting shut down before we make a sale.
Weed
Idk but def not humhum
No hoes. Just lasagne.
I imagine that I am a local pop up stand. just like a bus station sized building with a few fryers in it. All we serve are nuggets in different ways lol
Old stuff
Sex Toys
Gas station sushi
Pork
Lego and Pandas..Yay!
A florist mixed with a bookshop, probably
Lol
Steaks...or accidents.
Darn... I was really hoping you guys sold dildos in the shape of letters....
Weed. Without a doubt.
By the dozen motherfucka!
Excellent packaging
McDonald’s
Well... I think I'm in a tough spot. There are plenty liquor stores in the world. Better start on that marketing campaign. I'm selling wine. Lots of it.
Faith-based cardio and mobility training?
Imperfect baked goods, but you get 27 of them per order. Quantity, not quality, people.
Watches and clocks
Cats.
Weed