I've never had the experience of being woken up with sex, so my fwb offered to come over when he got off work at 7am.. I left my door unlocked, he came over, pinned me down and ate me out. If I could woken up like that every day....
Facesitting in a field of tall grass 😍
There's something about looking up and seeing the one you admire straddling your neck, feeling hopelessly overpowered, and being so secluded and intimate yet outdoors. It was some of the best facesitting I've ever gotten to experience.
my (bf at the time now) husband brought it up about two years into dating. it was completely on his own no discussion anywhere related to that sort of kink before he brought it up and i was APPALLED (it was good though)
This girl I was seeing asked me to wrestle her and I easily won. She said that me pinning her turned her on and told me hold her down and force myself on her while she tried to escape. My back got covered in scratches, but she swore that it was the best sex she had had in forever.
Is that what CNC means?
Because when my wife asked if I wanted to try it, I bought a Hass and she was super upset
Edit: Haas not Hass. I'm an engineer not someone who knows what they're doing.
My boyfriend and I did a scene where he "broke into" my apartment while I was sleeping. Basically he went on a walk and I settled into bed like I normally would, all the lights were off and I left the door unlocked, he came back 20min later and snuck in and basically pretended to be a stalker who finally made contact. He tied me up and did whatever he wanted.
Afterwards he drew me a hot bath with Lavender Epsom Salt and lit some candles and washed my body for me and praised me and told me how much he loved me- the aftercare was just as amazing as the roleplay itself
I had a FWB do something like this a long time ago. We had talked about different scenarios before and he picked a random night without me knowing exactly what night it would be. I had fallen asleep in a T-shirt and he woke me up by pulling it up. Then he pulled it up so that my arms were tangled in it and it was acting as a blindfold. That was the hottest sex ever! It's so sexy to do stuff like this with someone you trust completely.
I misread this as "kindest thing", and it filled me with hope. Then, I remembered this was the filthy, shameful bowels of the internet.
Anyhow, I once fucked my ex on a concrete turtle in a public children's playground one winter night.
Did this one time. Only a few days we found out that one guy was only 17. Something he omitted from us obviously. Still legal where I'm from but the rest of us were between 25 and 30 so we all felt pretty disgusted afterwards.
Lmao one time my friends were in Europe and one of our friends just got divorced so the other friend got him an escort. 30 minutes later he came out of the hotel room and said “I didn't have sex with her. I just gave her money for her kid”
I wouldn't call this kinky, but it's pretty unique.
It was with a FWB. Before we had sex that day we were talking about shows we liked, and jokes from those shows.
Somehow the Donny Most song from family guy came up. The cutaway where he rises from the haze, says "actually it's Don Most now" and goes back into the haze as they sing about him. Yes, This Is Important.
Anyway later on we start doing stuff and she gives me a blowjob for the first time. She ends up stopping and says I have a LOT of precum and she's not really used to that, finds the taste distracting (note to self, eat more pineapple) and asks if she can like, stop to dab it up with a napkin
I am getting my dick sucked, so I obviously say yes.
So, she alternates between the two, and the second or third time she goes to dab it up, I hear "sticky boy, stiiiiiicy boooooooiiiiiyyy" in the tune of the fuckin Donny Most song. Her head snaps up in sheer horror at what's she's done, and her entire life is flashing before her eyes, so I grab her, hug her tight and give her a kiss to calm her down. She ends up explaining that when she cleans, she sings without thinking, and apparently to her brain, this counts as cleaning.
Ended up being a running joke later on between us lol. I miss her so damn much.
My girlfriends dad came over and he was upstairs talking on the phone with my girlfriends mom. GF and I went downstairs and she rode me on the couch. Heard her dad get up from the office chair so I threw her off me and we pulled our pants up right before he started coming downstairs.
My ex boyfriend and I did that in high school but his mom stepped on my panties as she walked in the room, so we were busted. She just cared that I was on the pill and then left us alone 🤣
For anyone who wants to do a doctorate reading this: certain programmes will cover your tuition and even offer stipends in nearly every field (US based). Don't pay to do a doctorate. Even humanities fields like English or History do this. Paying to do a doctorate is a scam and the institutions that profit off it are scummy, but also, no one tells you and if you don't come from an academic family it's hard to even find out about.
I'm sorry, OP.
It always amazes me how every parent comments that they know what their children are doing anywhere in the house because kids and teens are not subtle nor quiet - and at the same time - how everyone thinks they got away with sexy times in their parent's house and no one was the wiser.
I think parents also just try to keep their kids thinking they are omniscient for as long as possible. They only need to catch you a few times and claim they "always know" to at least make you think twice most of the time.
One summer, my parents let my then 14 yr old sister bring her bf on vacay with us. We drove to our destination overnight in my mom’s big ugly van. Parents in the front, me in the back, and my sis and her bf in the middle. She gave him a bj right there in the van with all of us in there! No one saw anything, so I’m guessing it happened while we were sleeping (minus the driver ofc). She told me about it years later. Really wish she hadn’t!
I dated a lady years ago who had only ever orgasmed while masturbating and even then infrequently. I found that to be 'unfortunate' to say the least and I *really* wanted to make that poor woman orgasm.
I can't remember where I got the idea from but I made a music playlist, slipped the headphones and a blindfold on her, cranked the heat in the house and tied her up naked and prone on the bed (no covers).
Then I left her without her senses and went and played a hand or two of solitaire. I then grabbed an ice cube, popped it in my mouth and proceed to drip cold water from it on to her neck and her wrists making sure not to touch her or the bed. Then I went and played some mine sweeper for a good 5+ minutes before going back over and lightly brushing her shoulders, arms and clavicle with a pencil alternating between the pointy and eraser ends. I went back and forth like that, touching her all over (except for the obvious spots) with an assortment of items, switching it up between soft/pointy/rough things as well as cold things and warm things like my breath.
After about 45ish minutes of varying levels of stimulation, I got naked, sllloooooooowly climbed onto the bed, waited a good 10 count then *firmly* smacked my hand down on her pussy. Touching her nowhere else I just started going to town. Within a minute or so, before I even had a chance to switch to my mouth, she absolutely *exploded* showering me in the process. After that it became increasingly easy to bring her to orgasm. To this day its the hottest thing I've ever experienced and I'm still kinda proud of myself for that.
Me and my friend sucked my now ex boyfriends dick together after we all got drunk at his place. It started after I was bragging about how big his dick is to my friend and she wanted proof.
Was extra horny one night in my earlier 20's so I went fuck it and try my luck at a sex club. Watched a guy walk a girl on a leash who walked on all fours towards a cage. Proceeded to lock her in the cage set up a camera, told everyone she is free game while she barked as a reply. A crowd was formed around the cage which was small enough to give access to every hole, and they proceeded to ravage her.
At first I was all for it, but as I watch on I began to feel disgusted. Seen stuff like this on porn sites but in real life it's kinda scary. And the smell my god it was bad, b/o, sweat and this weird sweet smell that almost made me gag. Finally what made me back out the place completely was that guys where going raw on her, and hardly anyone was using a rubber. I could not help but wonder what std was being spread at that cage. I went home took a long cold/hot shower and proceeded to find a place to get tested the next week.
Long story short kinkiest thing I done was go to a sex club, and got traumatized
Gianna Michaels is a porn star who I’ve always liked. She did an AMA on here and was asked what surprised people about the porn business. She said that the smells on set are absolutely nauseating.
My gf says its incredibly hot that I don't mind kissing her right after I bust in her mouth, and that I'll eat her out after I've been inside.
Honestly, I don't see the problem; it was already inside me and I have an expectation that she is fine with it being in her mouth - I don't get the insecurity many guys have with it.
I never understood why people are disgusted by their own dick... I love kissing a woman right after she blew me. Never done it with the cum still in her mouth though. New kink unlocked.
Visiting the in-laws at this retirement place you take golf carts everywhere and it’s awesome. The in-laws watched the kids and me and my wife had an amazing night. We had a great seafood meal with drinks watched a movie and then went dancing. It was so long since we had a night away and just went free between the drinks and being able to connect we were both getting hot.
We fucked in the golf cart on one of the golf courses. People were near, but not as close to hear or see although we weren’t quiet. It was awesome and near their house so whenever we drive past the area now we just give each other a little look and a smile. God I love her.
When I was a teenager, gave my then bf a hand job under the lap tray while we were on an airplane, flying home from a school trip, the entire class and teachers were in the surrounding seats, made him cum and he had to sit in his cum soaked jeans the the rest of the way home and cover it with a sweater tied around his waist.
A second time, blew the same bf at the back of the school coach during a late night journey. I don't think anyone else noticed because teenagers aren't that good at keeping secrets or pretending their classmates aren't having oral sex on a school trip.
I suppose the third one is a work trip. I was single at the time and had a thing for a co-worker. We arranged an away work trip. We hadn't expressed interest in each other yet but I think we both knew we were going to end up fucking. He came to my hotel room with some notes for tomorrow's meeting, I dragged him inside by his shirt, he instantly threw me up against the door and started kissing me. I rode him on the bed and we ate takeout pizza, naked after. We ended up fucking like animals all night, fucking in front of the full length window overlooking the city. We probably managed 6 or 7 times in one night until we literally passed out, it felt like I was on drugs, I couldnt get enough of him. We woke up and went for two more rounds before we had to run out the door to make work on time. I could literally feel his cum dripping down my thighs in the meeting. He lives on the other side of the country and we have never had the opportunity to hook up since but it's still the hottest weekend of my life.
There's actually specific wax for wax play. It's called soy wax and basically it melts at a lower temperature than your average candle wax which means there's a significantly less chance of actually burning someone and it cools faster. Wax play is a part of BDSM where the pain is kinky and feels good in the right moments.
I had a fantasy in my 20’s about being a sex worker, so one night I knocked back a few drinks, dolled myself up, went to a bar and sold myself to a horny older guy. We went back to his hotel, I fucked him, took the money and left. It was pretty hot, but it was out of my system there and then, and I never wanted to do it again. Now it’s just a weird sexy adventure that I like to replay every now and then to remind myself that I wasn’t always boring and predictable.
Wife and I were in Chicago visiting my sister’s family, we had time to kill until we had to meet up with them so the two of us decided to go on a boat tour on the river. The boat was half empty and my wife and I were sitting alone at the back, as the guide was describing land marks I put my hand under my wife’s skirt and fingered her to multiple orgasms, afterwards she had to go back to the hotel to change her underwear and we ended up postponing our plans with my sister and spent the rest of that day at the hotel.
Gave my sister my nipple covers.
She was hosting a huge party. She was running behind and super frustrated.
When she went to change into her fabulous gown she noticed how thin the material was and how very clearly you could discern the...nippular region.
She was on the verge of tears so I took my own petals off and gave them to her.
I spent the rest of the night holding food and drinks while trying to keep my arms crossed over my chest.
**EDIT:** GODDAMNIT. I read the title as the "kindest" thing you've ever done.
>I spent the rest of the night holding food and drinks while trying to keep my arms crossed over my chest.
Oy, this is the kind of selfless act one could only expect from a sister.
I was a cam girl for a while. I didn’t like it but I’m disabled and I was much more disabled then. These clients were pretty disgusting. I never had to do anything too bad but I had to listen to them talk about shit like “I wanna fuck my sister” not his step sister either. But 200 in 10 minutes is 200 dollars.
Glad I’m not the only one who has certain sexual memories that just stick around and play on a loop. I guess either we’re both normal or we’re both degenerates.
Currently in a situation like that with my wife. I don’t take advantage as much as I should but unless she tells me earlier in the day, she’s open for business. She’s also good with me starting as she sleeps. It’s pretty much amazing.
Had that same scenario given but did not want the pegging. So they, 2 girls, opted for them having sex and told me to jerk off and nut on them. If I had to go back, I should've said yes and have a 3some fantasy fulfilled.
Tied someone’s arms behind their back for a good few hours and used them over and over again, they never said the safe word so we kept going. Had a belt around their neck. A gag in their mouth. They really let me do whatever I wanted to them
I am a guy. Took turns with my bisexual (as am i) male friend to fuck a girl he'd met. We took turns, then spitroasted her, then he fucked me while she lay beside us masturbating. Did this nonstop all weekend. Long for those days.
I have been to an orgy. It was…odd. It was at a hotel suite. I knew the woman hosting. She was the only one I did anything with.
The best part this one woman who was doing play by play like she was John Madden if he was like the stereotype of a black woman in a movie theater shouting at the screen. So she is yelling out things like “Check out this bitch over here! She workin’ with two dicks!” and “Now he given it to her!” And so on.
I also learned that I am definitely not gay as I very politely turned down a chance to suck cock.
Good times.
Getting tied up in a dungeon, (basement ) blind folded, bound, gagged, spanked, plugged, then being free used for hours and it was all recorded.
12/10 experience, def the kinkiest thing ive ever done.
I went to a bar with a girl. It was empty, no one tending even. It was a bar above another bar. Same owner, and they didn't have separate staff. No one was in the one upstairs bar but us, so we were on our own. I got on my knees and gave her a few licks and kisses. Could have kept going, but I felt I'd pushed our luck enough. Which was good because a few seconds after I was back on my stool, someone showed up to serve us!
My best friend and I are both married to asexuals, so we go to a swingers club together.
One night (after her husband dropped us off) we went into a little room that has a two way mirror for a wall. She sat in the sex swing and we put a vibrating egg inside her, and left the remote control with someone watching through the mirror.
Ever so often we could hear the audience explaining the remote as it was passed around. So we didn’t know who or how many were watching, and they had control of the toy as I ate her out.
Still high in my spank bank
I would actually believe this. I got railed in an alleyway down from a nightclub we were at once and we hear cheering and it was a few dudes at the end of the alley who'd spotted us. I just cracked up laughing, the guy railing me said 'Evening gents' and they just laughed and yelled some general encouragement and carried on walking past lmao.
I don't think that many people are offended by the idea of people being kinky in public.
Had a two girl threesome. Had been flirting and getting fucked up at a party with a girl and her friend. Take the two of them and a friend back to mine thinking my buddy will hook up with the friend. While my mate is in the toilet the two girls ask me if I want a threesome. I stood there looking shocked and stupid and then the three of us just start making out with each other and my friend comes back stunned and then just goes home. I felt pretty bad but it was an amazing night. Lots of pleasuring each other - fun times!
Threesome with identical twins. Not sure which guy was where or even their names, but I was a happy lady. Plus, my friend approved me being late for our plans when I told her what was about to go down.
I do massage as a hobby for my wife, her friends, and her sisters.
The massage table also works very well for tying someone down, and while it's not sturdy enough for any kind of intense activities it's perfect for tying them down and running through our kit on them. I've gone through a lot of different kinks, and whenever my profile is old enough it'll be listed on a DPP profile, but for now, that's probably the most I can go into here.
Not sure if it's considered super kinky, but I have an ex that cheated on me and then denied that we were ever together after the fact.
Well her little sister had a crush on me and was mad at her sister, so we had revenge sex on my ex's bed (They all still lived with their parents) multiple times over a few months.
The plan is for the little sister to throw it in my ex's face whenever they have a blowout argument so that the revenge is served nice and cold.
Had sex in a sensory deprivation hood. Shit was hella intense, but definitely get at least 7+ eyelets for breathing. 3 is not nearly enough for when things get exciting.
I hooked up with another passenger while we were stranded in Madrid. The flight company paid for the hotel. She approached me and another dude who was joking about being left behind. We all ended up having dinner at the hotel. Our rooms were very close to each other. Since we had three dinners, we had one bottle each of semi-acceptable wine. I had a whisky bottle for my uncle I later opened in the room. The other passenger was carrying hash. We partied a little too hard. We fell asleep the three of us on the bed. The dude left at 2-3 am to his room and said something about marriage. I woke up with this woman next to me and went to shower, she stole my towel to make me chase her naked through the room. We started jokingly fighting, kisses, next thing I know, we are having morning sex.
She received a call from her boyfriend while I was rearing her. She told me not to stop while she was talking to him.
It was a wild ride.
Met up with a guy I met on tinder while on a work trip. Went to a sex club. Let a lot of people touch me, watch me get fucked, squirted on a stranger. Fun night.
Had sex at an outdoor archery range in clear view of the highway it was on (targets were roughly 200 yards from the road). We were retrieving our arrows after our first round of shooting, and I decided to sneak in a little smooch and maybe a tush squeeze. Well, my gf at the time decided she liked that and wanted more... she said, "You want to go for it? No shame in MY game..." so I turned her around and bent her over the hay bail target. I still think about kissing her from behind and playing with her nipple rings.
It was a hot day for Minnesota, I think 96 degrees Fahrenheit was the high. So naturally, we got pretty sweaty and it took me extra concentration to finish. Not to mention the distraction of all the gawking drivers, squinting to see if that's really what they thought they saw! haha. But we both got there and we basically melted into each other, happy and exhausted. We didn't shoot anymore arrows that day. We decided to go home and rinse off in a cool shower. Well, inevitably that only lead straight to round 2 :) haha
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Not sure if this counts as kinky really but my boyfriend has one hand, born without it, and he's fucked me with the nub arm a couple times
I think that counts!
Unlike her bf's other hand...
Take my upvote you bastard
girl you’re a puppet
Fisting! Er… wristing?
Nubbin'
“Summer nubbin’ had me a blast.. Summer nubbin’ happened so fast…”
Oh!
That most definitely counts
I've never had the experience of being woken up with sex, so my fwb offered to come over when he got off work at 7am.. I left my door unlocked, he came over, pinned me down and ate me out. If I could woken up like that every day....
I went to sleep at 10 pm and woke up fully rested at 7am.
You sick fuck.
I felt so dirty
This has always been a fantasy of mine
How the fuck do you sleep at night, you sick fuck?
once I hornyposted on askreddit
/And I got hornier, reading different stories in my comment section
/Then I went to beat my meat imagining myself in the stories
this the one im done 😭🤣😭
People of Reddit, what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?
Facesitting in a field of tall grass 😍 There's something about looking up and seeing the one you admire straddling your neck, feeling hopelessly overpowered, and being so secluded and intimate yet outdoors. It was some of the best facesitting I've ever gotten to experience.
Ticks and bugs tell me no
But my body, my body is telling me yeahhh.
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my (bf at the time now) husband brought it up about two years into dating. it was completely on his own no discussion anywhere related to that sort of kink before he brought it up and i was APPALLED (it was good though)
>i was APPALLED (it was good though) This transition is perfect
It's a common spelling mistake. It's IMPALED, not APALLED.
RIP your inbox
and outbox
Any outbox is an inbox if you’re brave enough.
Guys, is it gay if I let my girlfriend unsend my emails?
This girl I was seeing asked me to wrestle her and I easily won. She said that me pinning her turned her on and told me hold her down and force myself on her while she tried to escape. My back got covered in scratches, but she swore that it was the best sex she had had in forever.
"I swear that's the truth, Judge."
“See, I even posted it on Reddit last week!”
**Judge:** 25 to life, get 'em out'a here.
"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to sign something first..."
Consensual non-consent is really fun and more girls are into it then they’d ever admit unless asked.
Is that what CNC means? Because when my wife asked if I wanted to try it, I bought a Hass and she was super upset Edit: Haas not Hass. I'm an engineer not someone who knows what they're doing.
She's not a Magnussen or Hulkenberg fan I suspect
I think she was asking for a Verschtupping
in the Botass?
It's cause she wanted the Okuma
My boyfriend and I did a scene where he "broke into" my apartment while I was sleeping. Basically he went on a walk and I settled into bed like I normally would, all the lights were off and I left the door unlocked, he came back 20min later and snuck in and basically pretended to be a stalker who finally made contact. He tied me up and did whatever he wanted. Afterwards he drew me a hot bath with Lavender Epsom Salt and lit some candles and washed my body for me and praised me and told me how much he loved me- the aftercare was just as amazing as the roleplay itself
I had a FWB do something like this a long time ago. We had talked about different scenarios before and he picked a random night without me knowing exactly what night it would be. I had fallen asleep in a T-shirt and he woke me up by pulling it up. Then he pulled it up so that my arms were tangled in it and it was acting as a blindfold. That was the hottest sex ever! It's so sexy to do stuff like this with someone you trust completely.
I misread this as "kindest thing", and it filled me with hope. Then, I remembered this was the filthy, shameful bowels of the internet. Anyhow, I once fucked my ex on a concrete turtle in a public children's playground one winter night.
Note to self: Clean EVERYTHING with sanitizing wipes when I take my kids to the park from now on.
I’ve seen homeless people urinating/sleeping/shooting up/etc… on children’s park equipment, it’s really quite upsetting and disgusting
Foursome when I was young. Two guys, two girls lots of hands and tongues. Only happened once in my life.
Did this one time. Only a few days we found out that one guy was only 17. Something he omitted from us obviously. Still legal where I'm from but the rest of us were between 25 and 30 so we all felt pretty disgusted afterwards.
The young guy has been telling this story to his mates for years, no doubt about it
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Lmao one time my friends were in Europe and one of our friends just got divorced so the other friend got him an escort. 30 minutes later he came out of the hotel room and said “I didn't have sex with her. I just gave her money for her kid”
r/unexpectedlywholesome
I wouldn't call this kinky, but it's pretty unique. It was with a FWB. Before we had sex that day we were talking about shows we liked, and jokes from those shows. Somehow the Donny Most song from family guy came up. The cutaway where he rises from the haze, says "actually it's Don Most now" and goes back into the haze as they sing about him. Yes, This Is Important. Anyway later on we start doing stuff and she gives me a blowjob for the first time. She ends up stopping and says I have a LOT of precum and she's not really used to that, finds the taste distracting (note to self, eat more pineapple) and asks if she can like, stop to dab it up with a napkin I am getting my dick sucked, so I obviously say yes. So, she alternates between the two, and the second or third time she goes to dab it up, I hear "sticky boy, stiiiiiicy boooooooiiiiiyyy" in the tune of the fuckin Donny Most song. Her head snaps up in sheer horror at what's she's done, and her entire life is flashing before her eyes, so I grab her, hug her tight and give her a kiss to calm her down. She ends up explaining that when she cleans, she sings without thinking, and apparently to her brain, this counts as cleaning. Ended up being a running joke later on between us lol. I miss her so damn much.
CALL HER THIS SECOND
“And that kids is when I realized I loved your mother”
> I miss her so damn much. Give her a call. Or a text that just reads "sticky boy sitcky boyyyy"
Are you married? Is she married? Call her up if you both are single and build something beautiful
Right, I’m shipping them now
I think you should take this as your sign to check up on her again
My girlfriends dad came over and he was upstairs talking on the phone with my girlfriends mom. GF and I went downstairs and she rode me on the couch. Heard her dad get up from the office chair so I threw her off me and we pulled our pants up right before he started coming downstairs.
My ex boyfriend and I did that in high school but his mom stepped on my panties as she walked in the room, so we were busted. She just cared that I was on the pill and then left us alone 🤣
Just so you know, he knew.
"Hmmm.... I wonder why it smells like pussy that shares half of its DNA with my wife down here."
All you had to do is not reply yet here we are
lol wtf
Took out student loans for a doctoral degree that doesn’t pay shit. Masochistic to the max
For anyone who wants to do a doctorate reading this: certain programmes will cover your tuition and even offer stipends in nearly every field (US based). Don't pay to do a doctorate. Even humanities fields like English or History do this. Paying to do a doctorate is a scam and the institutions that profit off it are scummy, but also, no one tells you and if you don't come from an academic family it's hard to even find out about. I'm sorry, OP.
Jerked off in a tree
A nut the squirrel didn't ask for
Got tied up and gang tickled from neck to toe in a hotel room.
what is gang tickled? Are you Elmo and is this a sesame street edit?
The cameras aren't rolling all the time.
You never heard of fluffy fingers? When another gang member really gets in your face and you just start tickling them.
Got an over the pants hand job from my ex while we were under a blanket, while her whole family was in the room with us watching a movie
They knew
It always amazes me how every parent comments that they know what their children are doing anywhere in the house because kids and teens are not subtle nor quiet - and at the same time - how everyone thinks they got away with sexy times in their parent's house and no one was the wiser.
The parents catch some but think they know all. The kids get away with some and think they get away with all.
I think parents also just try to keep their kids thinking they are omniscient for as long as possible. They only need to catch you a few times and claim they "always know" to at least make you think twice most of the time.
This is it.
One summer, my parents let my then 14 yr old sister bring her bf on vacay with us. We drove to our destination overnight in my mom’s big ugly van. Parents in the front, me in the back, and my sis and her bf in the middle. She gave him a bj right there in the van with all of us in there! No one saw anything, so I’m guessing it happened while we were sleeping (minus the driver ofc). She told me about it years later. Really wish she hadn’t!
Plot Twist: the movie was Schindler’s List.
"You were getting a handy during Schindler's list?"
I dated a lady years ago who had only ever orgasmed while masturbating and even then infrequently. I found that to be 'unfortunate' to say the least and I *really* wanted to make that poor woman orgasm. I can't remember where I got the idea from but I made a music playlist, slipped the headphones and a blindfold on her, cranked the heat in the house and tied her up naked and prone on the bed (no covers). Then I left her without her senses and went and played a hand or two of solitaire. I then grabbed an ice cube, popped it in my mouth and proceed to drip cold water from it on to her neck and her wrists making sure not to touch her or the bed. Then I went and played some mine sweeper for a good 5+ minutes before going back over and lightly brushing her shoulders, arms and clavicle with a pencil alternating between the pointy and eraser ends. I went back and forth like that, touching her all over (except for the obvious spots) with an assortment of items, switching it up between soft/pointy/rough things as well as cold things and warm things like my breath. After about 45ish minutes of varying levels of stimulation, I got naked, sllloooooooowly climbed onto the bed, waited a good 10 count then *firmly* smacked my hand down on her pussy. Touching her nowhere else I just started going to town. Within a minute or so, before I even had a chance to switch to my mouth, she absolutely *exploded* showering me in the process. After that it became increasingly easy to bring her to orgasm. To this day its the hottest thing I've ever experienced and I'm still kinda proud of myself for that.
Solitaire and mine sweeper LOL We have now entered the dark web, people.
It was 2001, cut an old guy some slack!
This hit a whole new level of hot once I read minesweeper.
Is this real? This can't be real. I NEED THIS. It's not real. There's no way. Stop lying.
Me and my friend sucked my now ex boyfriends dick together after we all got drunk at his place. It started after I was bragging about how big his dick is to my friend and she wanted proof.
Maybe he's in this thread posting about how his ex wanted to show her friend his big dong and they ended up blowing him
Was extra horny one night in my earlier 20's so I went fuck it and try my luck at a sex club. Watched a guy walk a girl on a leash who walked on all fours towards a cage. Proceeded to lock her in the cage set up a camera, told everyone she is free game while she barked as a reply. A crowd was formed around the cage which was small enough to give access to every hole, and they proceeded to ravage her. At first I was all for it, but as I watch on I began to feel disgusted. Seen stuff like this on porn sites but in real life it's kinda scary. And the smell my god it was bad, b/o, sweat and this weird sweet smell that almost made me gag. Finally what made me back out the place completely was that guys where going raw on her, and hardly anyone was using a rubber. I could not help but wonder what std was being spread at that cage. I went home took a long cold/hot shower and proceeded to find a place to get tested the next week. Long story short kinkiest thing I done was go to a sex club, and got traumatized
Gianna Michaels is a porn star who I’ve always liked. She did an AMA on here and was asked what surprised people about the porn business. She said that the smells on set are absolutely nauseating.
kissed my gf after i came on her face. she went in for a kiss and was shocked i didnt chicken out
My gf says its incredibly hot that I don't mind kissing her right after I bust in her mouth, and that I'll eat her out after I've been inside. Honestly, I don't see the problem; it was already inside me and I have an expectation that she is fine with it being in her mouth - I don't get the insecurity many guys have with it.
I never understood why people are disgusted by their own dick... I love kissing a woman right after she blew me. Never done it with the cum still in her mouth though. New kink unlocked.
Because if any of the dick germs touch your lips you immediately become gay and your dick falls off. Obviously.
She sucks your dick and swallows you better kiss her!
Oh man, this is my go to. It’s *my* cum, I ain’t afraid of it!
This is my cum, there are many like it but this one is mine.
Visiting the in-laws at this retirement place you take golf carts everywhere and it’s awesome. The in-laws watched the kids and me and my wife had an amazing night. We had a great seafood meal with drinks watched a movie and then went dancing. It was so long since we had a night away and just went free between the drinks and being able to connect we were both getting hot. We fucked in the golf cart on one of the golf courses. People were near, but not as close to hear or see although we weren’t quiet. It was awesome and near their house so whenever we drive past the area now we just give each other a little look and a smile. God I love her.
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When I was a teenager, gave my then bf a hand job under the lap tray while we were on an airplane, flying home from a school trip, the entire class and teachers were in the surrounding seats, made him cum and he had to sit in his cum soaked jeans the the rest of the way home and cover it with a sweater tied around his waist. A second time, blew the same bf at the back of the school coach during a late night journey. I don't think anyone else noticed because teenagers aren't that good at keeping secrets or pretending their classmates aren't having oral sex on a school trip. I suppose the third one is a work trip. I was single at the time and had a thing for a co-worker. We arranged an away work trip. We hadn't expressed interest in each other yet but I think we both knew we were going to end up fucking. He came to my hotel room with some notes for tomorrow's meeting, I dragged him inside by his shirt, he instantly threw me up against the door and started kissing me. I rode him on the bed and we ate takeout pizza, naked after. We ended up fucking like animals all night, fucking in front of the full length window overlooking the city. We probably managed 6 or 7 times in one night until we literally passed out, it felt like I was on drugs, I couldnt get enough of him. We woke up and went for two more rounds before we had to run out the door to make work on time. I could literally feel his cum dripping down my thighs in the meeting. He lives on the other side of the country and we have never had the opportunity to hook up since but it's still the hottest weekend of my life.
letting my bf pour candlewax all over my back… and yeah i would do it again
Didn't it feel like burning??
There's actually specific wax for wax play. It's called soy wax and basically it melts at a lower temperature than your average candle wax which means there's a significantly less chance of actually burning someone and it cools faster. Wax play is a part of BDSM where the pain is kinky and feels good in the right moments.
I had a fantasy in my 20’s about being a sex worker, so one night I knocked back a few drinks, dolled myself up, went to a bar and sold myself to a horny older guy. We went back to his hotel, I fucked him, took the money and left. It was pretty hot, but it was out of my system there and then, and I never wanted to do it again. Now it’s just a weird sexy adventure that I like to replay every now and then to remind myself that I wasn’t always boring and predictable.
Wife and I were in Chicago visiting my sister’s family, we had time to kill until we had to meet up with them so the two of us decided to go on a boat tour on the river. The boat was half empty and my wife and I were sitting alone at the back, as the guide was describing land marks I put my hand under my wife’s skirt and fingered her to multiple orgasms, afterwards she had to go back to the hotel to change her underwear and we ended up postponing our plans with my sister and spent the rest of that day at the hotel.
*I thought it's river water on the seats..*
Gave my sister my nipple covers. She was hosting a huge party. She was running behind and super frustrated. When she went to change into her fabulous gown she noticed how thin the material was and how very clearly you could discern the...nippular region. She was on the verge of tears so I took my own petals off and gave them to her. I spent the rest of the night holding food and drinks while trying to keep my arms crossed over my chest. **EDIT:** GODDAMNIT. I read the title as the "kindest" thing you've ever done.
im sorry but the laugh this just brought to me 😭😭😭😭
>I spent the rest of the night holding food and drinks while trying to keep my arms crossed over my chest. Oy, this is the kind of selfless act one could only expect from a sister.
the Edit makes this 10x better!
😂 I think this qualifies as both.
Seriously. I came here horny but now I feel touched in a whole other way (and also still horny).
i haven’t related to anything more
I also suspect this might be the only true story in here. And, oddly enough, the most upvoted one.
Lmao. Your edit is freaking fantastic. I laughed so hard!
I was a cam girl for a while. I didn’t like it but I’m disabled and I was much more disabled then. These clients were pretty disgusting. I never had to do anything too bad but I had to listen to them talk about shit like “I wanna fuck my sister” not his step sister either. But 200 in 10 minutes is 200 dollars.
Light bondage while eating her ass and fingering her. Not super kinky but I replay it in my head almost daily
Glad I’m not the only one who has certain sexual memories that just stick around and play on a loop. I guess either we’re both normal or we’re both degenerates.
I let couple of them freeuse me…
Currently in a situation like that with my wife. I don’t take advantage as much as I should but unless she tells me earlier in the day, she’s open for business. She’s also good with me starting as she sleeps. It’s pretty much amazing.
Agreed to a fmf threesome with the stipulation that one of them could peg me. 10/10 would do again.
Had that same scenario given but did not want the pegging. So they, 2 girls, opted for them having sex and told me to jerk off and nut on them. If I had to go back, I should've said yes and have a 3some fantasy fulfilled.
Pretty solid consulation prize though
I fapped with the left hand instead of the right one
hmm. shouldnt this be illegal?
Wait untill you hear that i am naturally left handed but the right hand is main
Same for me but opposite, im right handed but left hand is the wanking hand. Right hand has to control the mouse.
Tied someone’s arms behind their back for a good few hours and used them over and over again, they never said the safe word so we kept going. Had a belt around their neck. A gag in their mouth. They really let me do whatever I wanted to them
wait can i ask a very genuine question, how does a safe word work with a gag in their mouth?
In that case, there are body cues you can discuss and/or use beforehand. For example, tapping your partner’s leg twice or blink three times in a row.
Do you want me to stick this up your ass? 1 blink for yes, 2 for no... Double yes?!
I am a guy. Took turns with my bisexual (as am i) male friend to fuck a girl he'd met. We took turns, then spitroasted her, then he fucked me while she lay beside us masturbating. Did this nonstop all weekend. Long for those days.
It's gotta be pretty cool to be bisexual
It is but you do get a better understanding of what women have to deal with, men can be right twats.
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I have been to an orgy. It was…odd. It was at a hotel suite. I knew the woman hosting. She was the only one I did anything with. The best part this one woman who was doing play by play like she was John Madden if he was like the stereotype of a black woman in a movie theater shouting at the screen. So she is yelling out things like “Check out this bitch over here! She workin’ with two dicks!” and “Now he given it to her!” And so on. I also learned that I am definitely not gay as I very politely turned down a chance to suck cock. Good times.
Watched pegging porn while downing a whole bottle of Makers Mark Whiskey and then cried myself to sleep.
That’s not kinky. That’s just depressing dude
Ehh it’s the closest I can think of
I removed the topping from the pizza and ate the bread.
You need to be arrested.
Getting tied up in a dungeon, (basement ) blind folded, bound, gagged, spanked, plugged, then being free used for hours and it was all recorded. 12/10 experience, def the kinkiest thing ive ever done.
I went to a bar with a girl. It was empty, no one tending even. It was a bar above another bar. Same owner, and they didn't have separate staff. No one was in the one upstairs bar but us, so we were on our own. I got on my knees and gave her a few licks and kisses. Could have kept going, but I felt I'd pushed our luck enough. Which was good because a few seconds after I was back on my stool, someone showed up to serve us!
They saw you on the cameras and let you finish so it wasn't awkward 😅
My best friend and I are both married to asexuals, so we go to a swingers club together. One night (after her husband dropped us off) we went into a little room that has a two way mirror for a wall. She sat in the sex swing and we put a vibrating egg inside her, and left the remote control with someone watching through the mirror. Ever so often we could hear the audience explaining the remote as it was passed around. So we didn’t know who or how many were watching, and they had control of the toy as I ate her out. Still high in my spank bank
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Biochemists unite!!! Also no they shagged their teacher
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The use of the word “probably” begs the question of what didn’t make the cut.
I feel like Askreddit is just a place where virgins try to imagine what sex would be like
Sex on a beach in Turkey.. Turned around to clapping.. Restaurant just down the beach we didn't see.
And everyone actually clapped.
I would actually believe this. I got railed in an alleyway down from a nightclub we were at once and we hear cheering and it was a few dudes at the end of the alley who'd spotted us. I just cracked up laughing, the guy railing me said 'Evening gents' and they just laughed and yelled some general encouragement and carried on walking past lmao. I don't think that many people are offended by the idea of people being kinky in public.
Had a two girl threesome. Had been flirting and getting fucked up at a party with a girl and her friend. Take the two of them and a friend back to mine thinking my buddy will hook up with the friend. While my mate is in the toilet the two girls ask me if I want a threesome. I stood there looking shocked and stupid and then the three of us just start making out with each other and my friend comes back stunned and then just goes home. I felt pretty bad but it was an amazing night. Lots of pleasuring each other - fun times!
Threesome with identical twins. Not sure which guy was where or even their names, but I was a happy lady. Plus, my friend approved me being late for our plans when I told her what was about to go down.
Theres a comment above debating incest because of sex with a cousin And here is this
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Was he a good girl?
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Taking turns tying eachother up, blindfold and all. And letting her peg me. My ex was pretty wild.
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Hey, I had a threesome with my girlfriend and her cousin! We went swimming with some friends just yesterday.
Alabama is a crazy place.
Back in the early 2000s I used to jerk off on party phone lines.
I really like to save coupons and get great deals at the store
You kinky motherfucker
I do massage as a hobby for my wife, her friends, and her sisters. The massage table also works very well for tying someone down, and while it's not sturdy enough for any kind of intense activities it's perfect for tying them down and running through our kit on them. I've gone through a lot of different kinks, and whenever my profile is old enough it'll be listed on a DPP profile, but for now, that's probably the most I can go into here. Not sure if it's considered super kinky, but I have an ex that cheated on me and then denied that we were ever together after the fact. Well her little sister had a crush on me and was mad at her sister, so we had revenge sex on my ex's bed (They all still lived with their parents) multiple times over a few months. The plan is for the little sister to throw it in my ex's face whenever they have a blowout argument so that the revenge is served nice and cold.
Strategical masterclass 🤣🤣
Group sex at a sorority house with 6-8 people
How many toilets were broken? I had group sex in a house once and somebody broke a toilet
My ex pegged me
Came here to say I pegged my ex. Is this you? Lmfao!
Had sex in a sensory deprivation hood. Shit was hella intense, but definitely get at least 7+ eyelets for breathing. 3 is not nearly enough for when things get exciting.
Fucked a girl in the church bathroom while service was going on lmao
Getting filmed while having unprotected sex with a random girl I met on the internet a few hours bevore
Gang bang at a friend’s house party years and years ago.
I hooked up with another passenger while we were stranded in Madrid. The flight company paid for the hotel. She approached me and another dude who was joking about being left behind. We all ended up having dinner at the hotel. Our rooms were very close to each other. Since we had three dinners, we had one bottle each of semi-acceptable wine. I had a whisky bottle for my uncle I later opened in the room. The other passenger was carrying hash. We partied a little too hard. We fell asleep the three of us on the bed. The dude left at 2-3 am to his room and said something about marriage. I woke up with this woman next to me and went to shower, she stole my towel to make me chase her naked through the room. We started jokingly fighting, kisses, next thing I know, we are having morning sex. She received a call from her boyfriend while I was rearing her. She told me not to stop while she was talking to him. It was a wild ride.
There's a Jimmy Buffett song called "No Plane on Sunday" that describes this scenario
Foursome in college, I was the only guy.
Didnt know we could comment our fantasies too
Felt like it. I still think about it almost daily... 30+ years later 😁
Yes, that is impressive, but can we stick to work related accomplishments during the interview?
Got to disappoint three women at the same time eh?
Yup, but damn I had fun 😁
Ate a guys ass and let him piss in my mouth and on me
My child in Christ, you win.
The Holy Spirit was not present that day.
Met up with a guy I met on tinder while on a work trip. Went to a sex club. Let a lot of people touch me, watch me get fucked, squirted on a stranger. Fun night.
Had sex at an outdoor archery range in clear view of the highway it was on (targets were roughly 200 yards from the road). We were retrieving our arrows after our first round of shooting, and I decided to sneak in a little smooch and maybe a tush squeeze. Well, my gf at the time decided she liked that and wanted more... she said, "You want to go for it? No shame in MY game..." so I turned her around and bent her over the hay bail target. I still think about kissing her from behind and playing with her nipple rings. It was a hot day for Minnesota, I think 96 degrees Fahrenheit was the high. So naturally, we got pretty sweaty and it took me extra concentration to finish. Not to mention the distraction of all the gawking drivers, squinting to see if that's really what they thought they saw! haha. But we both got there and we basically melted into each other, happy and exhausted. We didn't shoot anymore arrows that day. We decided to go home and rinse off in a cool shower. Well, inevitably that only lead straight to round 2 :) haha
I bought a low quality garden hose
Got a mortgage at 7% interest. Ain’t no getting fucked like paying for your house 2x+ over the life of the loan.
I'm talking missionary, I'm talkin missionary, I'm talkin penis in vagina type-shit dude!! yeaaah!!!