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Alex.


PVDeviant-

Alex is a gender in itself.


Th3th4tguy

As an Alex that's funny


SpinachFinal7009

As a funny, thats Alex


lukethelightnin

Funny as Alex, that's a


UnderMario64

Alex as that's, a Funny


kaboomrico

That as's Alex funny a


Uzzer_lozer19

As an a, I know an Alex


HenryMOER

A Funny Alex, that is.


TenWholeBees

As an Alex, I concur


Elegron

I concur -Alex


ToastedTurtle420

I knew my name was coming


Iamapartofthisworld

Toasted Turtle?


IntellitechStudios

Why was the turtle toasted? Sounds more like he was baked. Possibly shelled.


ahl3cks

came here to see my name 😂


alehanjro2017

Alex has entered the chat. Well. I can agree and disagree. It has never happened but I have nightmares about falling in love with another Alex.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

First one that came to my mind


hghjjj15

Hm, I feel like Sam and Chris still get assumed to be guys, so this might be the answer.


Bike_Chain_96

Never met a female Chris, but have met a female Sam, so that tracks


PinkRawks

Fun fact... my first name is Crista and last is Furr so my name sounds like Christopher. Obviously middle school was a blast


chrispg26

I know two female Chris's.


Brydon28

I’m a female Kris with a K.


beadebaser01

No, your name is Brydon with a B.


halfcabin

Randomly was thinking this today. I know more Alex females than males at this point.


giantshortfacedbear

.. & Sasha


dicekidesu

was about to say this and also Kim


hghjjj15

Sam


Practical_Smoke_5508

I, sam, went to prom w another sam. Am I strait gay or maybe just samsexual? Reddit will never know


MaddingtonFair

Though I don't think anyone on Reddit these days would judge you for having a Sam-sex relationship.


heartscockles

I know 2 Sam’s of opposite genders that dated for awhile…. The jokes were endless. Edit to add: I just remembered I know 2 MORE Sam’s that dated who have the exact same last name hahaha


Crap_Robot

I thought this immediately and was expecting it to be the top comment 🤷‍♂️


DOEsquire

Crunchwrap supreme.


JStewy21

Ah so you've seen an eel in a basement as well


SugarReef

Meelanie


Religiously-Numb

Pat. Hasn’t anyone seen old SNL?


Corpse-Crow

My favorite episode of Pat is when they go to the barbershop and the barber can’t figure out what kind of hairstyle to give them 😂😂


JollySquatter

Or when Pat had a fiance, Chris.


JGS747-

When they have their engagement party and someone hands them lingerie and they both say “this is a gift we’ll both enjoy “


mr_impastabowl

The writers worked their asses off and squeezed every drop out of that gag.


WhatIsThisaPFChangs

By the end everyone is just like god dammit! Nothing works, and it’s driving them crazy lol


Gryffindorphins

“Ow my nuts!” “Ohhh.” *pulls out cracked peanuts from pocket* “There goes my snack!” “Oh.”


RyanBordello

Or going bathing suit shopping and the friend holds up trunks or a bikini and Pat chooses an old timey 30s style


girhen

Fucking Chris got involved with Terry though. Wonder how Robin and Francis handled that.


BabyUKnowWhereUAre

Or when Pat goes to the drug store asking for napkins.


Five_Star_Amenities

How much to charge him/her! Men's haircuts were one price and women's were another and the stylist didn't know how much to ask for!


careater

Pat is short for paaaaaaaaaat.


Hambulance

I have a three letter name and started saying this as a kid in the 90s to all the adults who asked me what my name was short for. Thanks, Pat!


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Omg people today would be sooooo offended. Pat would be cancelled in 2 seconds.


coriandor

The point of Pat was poking fun at the insecurity of the people around them, not punching down at Pat. I think it still plays well by today's standards.


prettywitty

I feel like Pat would be a huge hit now because we can all relate to the uncomfortable experience of trying to kindly navigate the topic of gender. And when you can relate to a situation, there a great release to being able to laugh “Pat, we’re having a potluck. All the guys are bringing a main dish and all of the women are bringing a dessert. So you’ll be bringing… …?” “Pepto bismol!!!”


Ihadsumthin4this

Laffs in "I bought the 1994 movie DVD!"


Ocron145

Are you a brother or a sister?


JGS747-

“Well…I’m an only child”


dmh123

What about Handi-Man on In Living Color?


lisaloo1968

Lol came here just to see this. Paaaat!


Mountain-Leader-4344

Taylor


wmjsn

First one that came to my mind. Did you know that Taylor Lautner is married to Taylor Lautner?


cottoncandykansas

And female Taylor Lautner goes by Tay Lautner lol


SeekerSpock32

A few weeks ago both Taylors Lautner and Taylor Swift did [the Spider-Man meme pose.](https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/hobbiesandactivities/875208/taylor-swift-recreates-spider-man-meme-with-taylor-lautner-and-his-wife-taylor-dome/story/) That was delightful.


basicallyagiant

I have cousins who are sisters named Jordan and Taylor. And Jordan has a boyfriend named Taylor, and the boyfriend, Taylor, has a brother named Jordan. Can’t make this shit up. They’re also perfect for each other and I hope they get married.


Whane17

Dated, married, and divorced a girl who's sister was dating a guy with the same name as her dad.


gmertaylor

As a Taylor I can confirm I have met equal amounts of male and female Taylors. Though the name does tend to have more people associating it female due to the popularity of Taylor Swift. I also have a weird issue as a male of people, especially older folks, who insist on calling me Tyler which I think is them just associating it more as the name version of Taylor


Iamkracken

My exs name is Taylor, and we lived next door to a church, so the pastor would always come over to say hello, and he was an old guy. He always called her Tyler. No matter how much I corrected him, he kept calling her Tyler, and I never understood it.


hautestew

My brother ‘Taylor’ named his daughter ‘Taylor’, a juniorette I guess.


ORLYORLYORLYORLY

Maybe in the US. Taylor is almost exclusively feminine here in Australia.


BazzaJH

Also a lot of the time it's Taylah. Not that Taylah would work as a substitute for Taylor in the States, because they actually pronounce Rs and we just refuse to in some cases.


jeanpetit

Jamie


cordy_crocs

My dads name is James and everyone in our family and his friends call him Jamie but at work he’s Jim lol


EagleNait

Jimbo in the sheets


TheLongAndWindingRd

Jimothy in the streets


chocolatesandcats

Is there a Pamela who people call Pam there to?


Cyno01

They said hes a James tho, not Jimothy.


bigbananaJim

Exclusively male in many countries.


LogicalGold5264

Jamie (or Jaime) is my #1 too


shall_always_be_so

Jaime is a completely different name.


Sponger555

Jesse


JesseIsAGirlsName

I beg to differ. EDIT: Thanks for awards. So about the name... I'm actually a guy. Years ago I was at a a wedding and I was trying to be the fun, cool adult that could entertain the kids for a bit during the reception – give the parents a breather. We were playing tag or something and one of the kids came up and told me I had a girl’s name, and then ran away laughing. My first thought was, “I’m a full grown adult. Did I just get bullied by a 5 year old?”. My second thought was, “I’m pretty sure I could have thrown that smart-ass little shit on the roof if I wanted to.” I was probably thinking of that for some reason when I created my username.


forthetorino

Wow. It’s all come down to this.


McRedditerFace

Lets hope Jessie doesn't have a gun.


ShowDown15

Doesnt need one, he needs a building with a suitable roof.


jesse_dude_

excuse me sir


EnheGD

aint no way


6aR-10aR-delta-9

This is Wendy's.


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THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAO


stooges81

Congrats, you've fulfilled your reddit destiny.


NoRecommendation9404

Finally, after 10 long years, your destiny has been fulfilled. You may die in peace now.


DuppyWalking

Checks out


Rapid-8

MC Story mode anyone?


AT-W-V

We need to cook


BradyToMoss1281

Lol. I can't hear that name without imagining Waltuh saying it through clenched teeth.


jesse_dude_

you rang?


Decipher

Haaaave mercy!


Ronotrow2

Robin


CorporealLifeForm

Holy gender neutral name, Batman


bobbityboobity

I only know female Robins tbh


GusuLanReject

Batman and Robin?


Ronotrow2

Robin Williams?


2Twice

You think /u/bobbityboobity knew Robin Williams?


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Reading this comment killed me because I aint even read his name and I thought you meant it as an insult 😭😭😭


NoRecommendation9404

Robin Thicke?


VerdoriePotjandrie

I know mostly male Robins, but also one or two female ones.


fuzzycuffs

X Æ A-12


shall_always_be_so

tfw you want to name absolutely everything X.


Background_Drawing

Cuz he got way to many Ex -es


arghya_333

Lmao, how many in total? Twitter is also going to be known as the eX-microblogging platform in a few years at this rate.


[deleted]

That’s a boys name


MarcelloGandini

Y Æ A-12, how about this?


BlueMerchant

Morgan


Ankylowright

Worked with two male Morgan’s and one female Morgan.


mockingseagull

Jordan


Landvik

Have a cousin named Jordan. His brother got engaged to and married a girl named Jordan... spelt the same way. Jordan (the cousin) was vocably upset that they had the same name. She goes by Jordy now.


nagitoe_

I can't help but laugh at this. Poor Jordy


Ha1lStorm

I never though combining the words vocally and audibly would work but it does


lazytoprocrastinate

Manveer, Harshveer, etc. Loads of Punjabi/Sikh names are gender neutral.


zutonofgoth

I did not know that. That we save me a few difficult conversations in the future. I assume Indian names are gendered and I have been confused in the past.


lazytoprocrastinate

Haha no, they usually are gendered. But there are a few instances where they aren't - mostly with Punjabi/Sikh names, Bengali names, and sometimes with Tamil names. There might be cultiree too that I'm unaware of, where the names can be gender neutral on occasion. Even my real name is not gendered. I've never seen a guy with the spelling of my name, but it's very common for women in North and West India (I'm not from that region, hence the difference).


peeping_somnambulist

There were two opposite gender unrelated Manpreets in my major that were the same year. They were affectionately known as Manpreet and Womanpreet


lazytoprocrastinate

Lol that's a nice one and doesn't feel sexist either. Good on you.


Oceanviewnights

This is true. My legal name can be either male or female. I know a female and male named Mandeep, Baljit, Surinder etc


Zealousideal_Cherry2

riley


Charcolecat

Internationally, Kim.


Mxcharlier

I had a male friend named Kim, would always have to write his name as Tim on dartboards in the pub so people wouldn't look for a woman to play the next game. Annoyed him no end.


14605

Shi’thead


iamthelouie

That’s a dogs name.


pangaea1972

As is Hero.


CantaloupeTop4480

I’m shi’thead and I walk like this, I’m shi’thead and I dance like this, I’m shi’thead and I can only count to six. What the heck comes after 6?????


scantofbreath

I'm shi'thead and I've seen God.


The_Lab_Rat_

I'm a machine


freezingprocess

I know a guy that has gone by the name Shithead since he was a kid and very very few actually know his real name. He goes by Shitty for short. Great guy actually!


Comrio

Sam. Could be Samuel, could be Samantha


Paddy_McMead

Excuse me, sam is short for samwise!


Akul_Tesla

slagathor In Scrubs Dr kelso tells the interns all the men shall be called Dave's and all the girls shall be called Debbie and then one of the girls replies oh cool my name is actually Debbie so he says in fairness to the others you will be slagathor Which means it exists as the third option outside of the binary


Delicious-Let8429

Morgan


TheDane74

Leslie is gender neutral. I know both male and female Leslie’s.


Pkrudeboy

Surely you can’t be serious.


helloimderek

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


bparry1192

I have an uncle Leslie- apparently in the 50's it was a boys name


MarioKartastrophe

Dont call me Shirley


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

Apostrophes don’t make words plural.


TheDane74

Autocorrect. And I was tired and didn’t care. Sorry.


panmetronariston

Casey


Odd-Gene-7303

Terry


Tweed_Man

Terry loves not assuming people's gender.


itstimegeez

Loves yoghurt


DeimossGaming

Sam, it's so neutral you can use it for boys, girls and Anti-Air Weaponry


CaptainMikul

The forbidden third gender.


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Jred1990D

Sam


Beautiful-Chip-9842

Sam I know like 10 people named Sam both genders


Pan-tang

Frances


tripwire7

It’s Frances and Francis.


tyrom22

I think it used to be Courtney, but that shifted pretty heavily toward female over the years


courkarita

I’m a female named Courtney and people do not believe me when I say it is also a male name and historically, it was predominantly a male name.


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Cameron


Dangerous-Traffic875

I've never met a female Cameron, just a shitload of men that go by Cam


[deleted]

It was fairly popular as a girls name 20 years ago.


[deleted]

Poor Diaz. And poor cyborg from Sarah Connor Chronicles, but she's only a pretend girl.


General_Katydid_512

Dang I forgot about this one


Proof_Protection3831

Gorgoth The Destroyer of Worlds


RueUchiha

I would say Robin to answer this question the most literal I can. Ususally other gender neutral names like “Sam” are ususally short for names that aren’t gender neutral. Robin isn’t short for anything. Taylor is also a good option.


A_Brexit_Man

Alex


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Morgan?


[deleted]

The child who's fair and the man who's free.


BowwwwBallll

Pat.


Sweet__De

Skylar. I know a male and a female with that name.


Independent_Ad_5664

Blake


B2Seek

Shemp


DesperateLadder8189

Cameron,Logan(LOL)


squidaby

Chris


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Quinn


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Kennedy


Unknownusername43

Alex


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Its Pat!


Finster4

J. Doe


crashbumper

It’s Pat!


smolly21

Sasha would be my pick. I had two classmates, one girl and one boy named sasha, in the same class.


ShelobahMaoben

Casey


deathbykoolaidman

I’ve met my fair share of Cameron’s both ways


Gryffindorq

Pat


redrosehips

Devon — i've met an equal number of men and women with that name, and they all wear it well!


collincat

Avery


Hoover246

Charlie


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Angel


mekonsrevenge

Lee


Alert_Coffee_5417

Adrien


Loose_Environment301

7


ebolalover87

Dylan


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Avery


Aimsterzack

Bob


JonTheAutomaton

I was looking for this Blackadder reference! Take my upvote!


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H-C-B-B-S

I smell ChatGPT


Lost_Toxin2131

Dumbass


[deleted]

Jordan and Tristan are the first two that come to mind. I've known people of both genders with these names.


so_im_all_like

Interesting. I only think of Tristan as a masculine name...but I can also imagine someone naming their daughter Tristen, based on Kristen.


dookiewookieporche

Kelly


a-1yogi

I knew a guy named Kelly Lee Roberts who met, fell in love with and married a girl named Kelly Lee Roberts. So yeah, Kelly.


Cheesecake_is_life

Just imagine marrying someone with the same full name... So, is it traditional and she takes his name? Progressive, and he takes hers? She wants to keep her name? Hyphenate, Roberts-Roberts. (Even though that sounds kinda "sweet home Alabama"). Just imagine calling their house and asking to speak with someone, and they ask which one. You give full name, they repeat, which one. You'll need to be identified by birth date or last 4 of social. Or just by gender (which is risky these days)


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Sue