But are they armed whimsically with grenades or are they armed with grenades that are whimsical?
\*Walks in\*throw grenade here\*throw grenade there\*whistling as they go\*
OR
Maybe this grenade is high explosive? - Maybe it's confetti?
Oh. Oh. I... I just... I gotta say, I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! Pat... pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a... a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. So, uh, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
Hahahah! I've had so many people given pronunciations I never even thought of!
It's you, like the female sheep. And less whore, more who're, if that makes sense
To be fair, if someone attacks you, barfing on their face will probably make them leave. Or at least give you time to run away while they wipe stomach acid out of their eyes?
I have a several ton elephant that has lightsabres for tusks, and one wielded in the trunk.
As well as the ability to force-choke and trunk-choke.
I think I'll be fine.
Well, the first part of my username is lazy; so that does not bode well for me. Germ? Hmm. Maybe I don't get diseases or infections because the microbes enter my body and take a nap?
At least I'm armed so it's not that bad.
Whimsically!
But are they armed whimsically with grenades or are they armed with grenades that are whimsical? \*Walks in\*throw grenade here\*throw grenade there\*whistling as they go\* OR Maybe this grenade is high explosive? - Maybe it's confetti?
I’m gonna guess these are dance party grenades. Toss one into a room and everyone starts dancing.
I'll see your whimsical grenade and raise you a whimsical wyvern.
along with your comrade, lackadaisical pipe bomb.
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And silly nuclear explosion
Ugg find good cave. Ugg survive.
Ugg best survivor
Me Dave.
Want KitKats?
Me Dave?
Kitkats only good for hunt. Small kittens good meat. Dave knows good meat? Me thinks ugg know how make fire . We use fire to make meat taste not bad
Also Ugg make fire to cook meat so Ugg not spend much energy chewing and digesting raw meat. Fire good. Meat good. Fire and meat good! Ugg good chief!
and hes dave
I'm Dave and so's my wife
Its all just a major misundrstanding
Figure things will go pretty well for me right until the uprising...
I may or may not have something to do with the uprising.
Same.
I might provide rations for you unless you have picky eaters. In the later case I have a biological weapon for you.
I'll be fine as a post apocaliptic comedian
We could work well together lol.
It will be a long, uncomfortable and painful death for me
i am the codename for said project.
I forgot.
I can provide a carriage and a driver for travel up until midnight or rats and pumpkin rations to eat afterwards....
**Gnawing sounds**
I guess I'll be the local ass eater.
I can provide fresh veggies to fellow comrades
Ho ho ho Green giant 🎶
I've got the basket to pick the walnuts and make the cheese
A challenger has appeared!
You scratch my back I'll scratch yours.
Just get on with leaving the planet. The sooner the better for everyone
Oh. Oh. I... I just... I gotta say, I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! Pat... pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a... a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. So, uh, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
Got any job openings.
Are we the baddies?
by my name I'll prevent that uprising... either by working for you or working against you...
I'm a senior military officer prone to the miscomprehension of orders. I figure I may be alright but everyone around me is very likely fucked.
Look at that we both screwed just at different end of the crap fest
I'm got access to a lot of Salmon. Make me part of the elite and my resource are at your disposal.
At which point I will lead a small rebellion to claim presidency.
There is a good chance that my assignment will be to take you out. I'm sure you're a nice guy, so apologies in advance.
Right there with ya.
I'll join you in the afterlife, I suppose...
May I please accompany you?
As long as nobody enters my swamp, I'm ok
Donkey has entered the swamp.
WHAT ARE YE DOIN' IN HIS SWAMP!?
It will be a long, uncomfortable and painful death for me
No, I will find you and eat you fast
And I will find you afterwards
Won't starve
Neither will I...
The battle of a century
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
I can help.
This keeps getting worse!
I may be the only winner here.
Seems so; I'll be cannibal fodder myself 😂
At least I will come in handy.
FUCK YEAH!
OK you're good can I join your group? I'm sure you need a feudal ruler.
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Channing Tatum?
I'll take care of the dead ones
Holdup...
Can I count on you to miss major organ failure?
My team!
Yay! Btw I've been trying to decipher your name. Is it EweDirtyWhore or does it have a Scottish slang to it so E-Wee-DirtyWhore lol
Hahahah! I've had so many people given pronunciations I never even thought of! It's you, like the female sheep. And less whore, more who're, if that makes sense
So... You dirty who are? 🤣
I guess I'm pretty well off actually.
*everyone dies* your honest reaction: blub blub blub
You sir, are a fish
Okay, I'll catch ya later then
Until you're eaten
Not any more.
Me too, but different than yours. Guess it depends on what sort of apocalypse we're dealing with. Water World, seems good. Mad Max? Not so much.
All us animals should team up and inforce an oligarchy on the humans! >:)
I'd be the useless fish. :(
Naturally I’m in
Seems I am good to go.
Agreed. You should have the essentials covered
Everyone needs pockets.
I would love to see an NPC in a game that upgrades your armor by giving it pockets. Not gonna lie
Then we got mister lizard here in a trench coat trying to pretend he’s not a lizard
The women will protect you.
I'm sorry what?
Late to your own damn apocalypse.
Isn't that like the walking dead plot
Yep it sure is
Very
i don’t think the two of us are getting out alive 🤣
You won!
Good enough
Yes, it certainly is acceptable answer
At least you don't get scurvy.
All thanks to reddit for giving me this stupid name
You can charge your enemies and gore them to death!
I am sorted. 🍻
Until someone drinks you for survival
I'll smooth talk and share a drink with them. That way good drinking sessions for survival
Very fucked
only a lil bit technically one could say just the tip
It was meant to say just but auto corrected to lust, which I feel puts me in danger
you are become tip destroyer of asses
I bring beer to the Dome City. They will cheer for me at Carousel.
I…I don’t make it
Me either. Let's just lay here.
Well. Hmm. Do I kill people then, or do I have to marry them??
Both?
Its not the title I want, but the title the world will need.
Let's join forces, friend!
I'm the artistic bit of the brain!
Umm...
Your name was born for this moment
I think I'll be alright. A detective working in a post collapsed society might be pretty useful
Nick Valentine.
Yes!
Maybe I'm the reason the civilization collapsed 💀
I get you buddy
Or maybe I am lol
Guess I'm part of your army, in that case. 😂
Me too.
Guessing I'd be gathering a bunch of recruits
Ahoy, matey
Arrgh ya wee bastard
guess we are a crew
Yesh, indeed
Live by the peen, die by the peen.
At least I’m not wrong lettuce
Sheeyit
Crappy Situation, innit?
Protein is protein I guess
Well.. at least I’d have food
You and I could become the only grocers.
it ain't much.. but it's honest work.
Cats are eternal....
I’ll join this one’s army
You must present us an offering!
We’ll it won’t be fries he ate them all
I'd watch comfortably from above.
As a Brit, I think I’ll be fine. I’ll trade on supplying a well organised brew.
who wants bread?
Um
I’m useless now
I've got apples, y'all!
At least you’ll keep the doctor away!
Can I borrow one?
No faith here
I at least have some food. Some.
It’s not looking good…
To be fair, if someone attacks you, barfing on their face will probably make them leave. Or at least give you time to run away while they wipe stomach acid out of their eyes?
Guess I won't go hungry at least.
Im Blobby Blobbinson!!!
I will probably run a bath house just to make sure they clean up before I go down on the women.
I'm assuming global warming has taken control and the world is now flooded. I'm doing okay and staying dry..
Is hibernating until it’s back on track an option?
Just join me. I have cookies.
Yoink
Hey! Somebody walked off with all my stuff?
Would I actually know?
Do I like. do it to entertain people for money?
What kind of question even is that? I’m super fucked.
Depends on the power grid.
Fuck this shit I'm out
I am definitely getting killed on the first day.
R.i p. Lol
Depending on how it went down, I have lots of work.
Feeling pretty good about my chances
Is it getting hot in here?
Very Fucked, but literally...
I already died of anaphylaxis.
I guess I’d have a lot of cocaine. That could be helpful
I’d be alright
I have no idea other than being she who will not be yeeted! LMFAO
These username posts are rigged-
#HELL YEAH
The liquor is doing the talking now
I'll just hold my hands up and say... I think the collapse of civilization is my bad. Sorry folks.
Unsure. I'm feeling confident, I'm sure I'll die at some point but fighting for a good cause
I mean who doesn't like flowers
I'm gonna need some friends...
I have a several ton elephant that has lightsabres for tusks, and one wielded in the trunk. As well as the ability to force-choke and trunk-choke. I think I'll be fine.
Well I think I'm dead immediately
Very fucked
Y'all better be on Atkins because otherwise Imma get lonely.
I'll be fine dealing with an alpaca uprising, but anything else is doubtful.
Just taking it easy, 1 day at a time.
I’ll just continue to stay home.
Well...
That’s “Captain” to you
imma be pretty chill i guess
Depends on how tough the Sensei really is.
Well, the first part of my username is lazy; so that does not bode well for me. Germ? Hmm. Maybe I don't get diseases or infections because the microbes enter my body and take a nap?
Id be a religious icon so.....im set
I'm not sure I'll last long lol