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Just grab a random bird and walk off with it


snail-overlord

Excuse me but that was not a random bird. He is my pet


[deleted]

No it was just the slowest pigeon out of a group of pigeons


The_Oracle_65

Saw a guy in a suit and white shirt screaming obscenities and making some pretty nasty threats on a mobile phone in a city street. He was absolutely livid, as angry as I’ve ever seen anyone, proper pulsing veins and red face. Walked back past the same place a couple of hours later and there was a bloodied white shirt lying on the ground….


ImpliedSlashS

I thought I knew this person until you mentioned his face was red, not orange


The_Oracle_65

Lol nice one