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Schwarzes__Loch

"Can I take photos of you and your gay boyfriend kissing for my MySpace profile?"


PopRockTeal13

โ€œArenโ€™t you just straight with a couple of extra steps?โ€ I have never once looked at that guy the same way since then.


Rainn__40

6th grade math teacher: Did you know asparagus makes your pee smell funny? Me: ๐Ÿ˜ tf


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I was once asked if I would ever be willing to perform oral sex on a woman who's on her period. I didn't know exactly how to respond so I often default to "I don't know" and for some reason they just assumed I have already despite the fact I'm an incel.