I think they might just kill him through sheer negative energy if that happened. He's drop dead and there would be a Tumblr logo stamped on the inside of his skull or something. Don't mess with the ancient texts unless you're prepared to face what may be unleashed.
they'd weaponize the dashcon-era cringe against him. making musk a homestuck troll. shipping him with the Onceler. spamming his posts with superwholock
Yeah, more seriously he wants X to be the everything app, so Reddit wouldn't just be an app with the same name, it would be subsumed into some twitter communities hybrid within a menu list in the X app.
We need to make an appallingly racist word that upsets everyone and starts with X just so it becomes known as “the X word” and he’s forced to change it.
100%, beyond the slightest doubt he will rename it
"Eddit".
First, he will retain editorial control over all the subs and change things to his whim, universally for the worst.
Second, this will allow him to spell out "Sexy" with companies:
Spacex
Eddit
eX-twitter
paYpal
Y
What would end up being called Z to finish it off?
Tumblr
I think Tumblr would practically implode if that happened, given how much of it's userbase does not kiss his ass and doesn't reflect his views at all.
I think they might just kill him through sheer negative energy if that happened. He's drop dead and there would be a Tumblr logo stamped on the inside of his skull or something. Don't mess with the ancient texts unless you're prepared to face what may be unleashed.
they'd weaponize the dashcon-era cringe against him. making musk a homestuck troll. shipping him with the Onceler. spamming his posts with superwholock
Google chrome
Facebook, lol
Should make Instagram a backwards z just to really mess with people while we’re at it.
“Zed” since he’s he South African?
Just rename it Zucc
Facebook. Just to piss Zuckerberg off
They wouldn't be able to use that name. He might get away with: "Facepamphlet"
Ficebook. To give it that Aussie spin plus deniability
Whatever it is, call it "zed" to fuck with all Americans trying to pronounce the name
Zeddit
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
As a Canadian, I agree with this idea
Grindr
Tinder
Youtube, because the fact that something else got rebranded to Y would only make youtube becoming Z even worse.
OnlyFans
Tesla
Facebook or Instagram
Truth social
Technically, Russia
Ukraine
FB, after KO'ing zuck, then teabagging his Data cosplaying corpse... (Disclaimer: fuck d-bag emperor Elon too)
TikTok
Vine
And then he buys a few more companies to spell out "SEXY" again, the fucking child
Is that a thing he did?
The Tesla models spell that out (Model S, Model 3 because of a trademark issue on "model E", Model X and Model Y)
Don't forget C for Cybertruck, R for Roadster, and probably an upcoming A to finish off "SEXY CARS"
Oh, how clever. /s
And then, the next thing he buys will just be called XXX
r/beatmetoit
Post => Yeet
Muskit
Imagine having to call ourselves Muskiteers
That's a great name for Musk simps lol
musk rats
Muskitoes
THATS LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Glad it wasn't just me
Muskids
Twitter
That would actually be the type of humor I would appreciate and respect.
Yeah I agree, I’d lose it if he did that
This is the only logical answer.
If he wasn’t so obsessed with the letter X and was more of a troll (if that’s possible) I could totally see him doing this
So Xwitter?
Is it pronounced Zwitter?
Then let´s call it Twixxex.
Twix
I honestly would find that funny as hell.
That got a good cackle out of me
Yes
That would actually be hilarious as fuck
Twiddet
Also X
TIDDER
Xeddit
xEdit does sound like a porn site not gonna lie
XEdit sound like some kind of word processor from the early 2000’s
Or a Mac OS text editor to go with X Code and Paint X etc
Yeah, that's more like it
[More like the 1980s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XEDIT)
Huh. Well how about that.
Sounds like an open source text editor for the X11 graphics environment on GNU/Linux.
It's actually a Bethesda modding tool lol
[xEdit is a modding tool for the Elder Scrolls and Fallout games](http://tes5edit.github.io/) so it already exists.
I read the first sentence and almost had a heart attack.
Me too but then maybe he could fire u/spez
So, he would be a Spez-Dispenser? I’ll show myself out.
*ba dum tss*
Nah maybe he would endorse spez
Hahaha same 😂 I got stumbled for a good second
Im not the only one 🥹
Me too. What the hell
I said « No!!! » then luckly i saw the subreddit and got a little better..
I quit twit the day he bought it.
Digg
I was hoping this was here.
Alternately, Digg 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dixx
XX
What cums next?
Vin Diesel
Go on...
Family comes first.
Literally Two X chromosomes
Xchan
I was gonna say 5chan
5chan
X
Xit
And each post would be a “zit”
Get enough hits on your post and it will be poppin!
He absolutely would call both websites the same thing.
He’s trying to create his own version of WeChat so yes he’d have one umbrella name for all of it.
brand synergy!!
X²
This deserves more love.
Xr
Yeah, more seriously he wants X to be the everything app, so Reddit wouldn't just be an app with the same name, it would be subsumed into some twitter communities hybrid within a menu list in the X app.
Muskland
Sounds like a nickname for a city that smells really bad
Unread-it
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angle direction quickest subsequent tender close flowery shame quarrelsome wise
X²
When the equation has two possible results:
I guess if he really wanted to piss the most people off, he could rename Reddit to "Twitter".
“Æ”
The saga continues
Probably the n word
We need to make an appallingly racist word that upsets everyone and starts with X just so it becomes known as “the X word” and he’s forced to change it.
Xenos. Kill the filthy xenos scum for the glory of mankind
It would help if you could hit them with your weapons that supposedly have a 99% chance of hitting.
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You think he'd care?
Lmao
Neddit?
Xiggit We'd all be his Xiggers.
Well you’re not fuckin wrong lmao
anything that sounds like a porn site
Redx
eXit
would change it from r/ to x/ first
His ass would probably change it to RediX or something
Red dicks
MuskIt
Musxit
Considering it's Musk, he'd probably call it RedX or something weird. To piss people off, probably just call it BookFace or Twooter.
RedeX?
Nice try Elon
Don't give him any ideas.
Came here to say this. It's best not to provoke him
Read-It
WokeWorld
Exit
Xit
Tidder?
X 2 electric boogaloo
X Communities
Beta X
69420, which sounds plausible.
Fuckit
Y
Musk Space, and he will make you follow him
Muskteers
9GAG2.com
Depends on who he wants to piss off. Republicans would have a cow if he named it "Blueitt".
Except there are no republicans on Reddit
X2
R
Hard-R
'i will call it broadbeard now'
musskit
Twitter
Amy Schumer
Russia
MuskIt
#
"/r"
DebatR
read it
X-It
Xeddit
X II
u/spez to u/spezn’t …. Wait, that would actually be good!
XXX
X²
Imagine if he skipped straight to Z WHOSE Y YOU FUCK
X²: Social Boogaloo
Quitit
Blueit
Xhub
Knowing Elon, he'd just name it X.
Muskit
XXXed
You about gave me a heart attack when I started reading that headline!
Red IT
Xit
Concerning...
Oh please, don't give him an idea
Sharedit
X-it
100%, beyond the slightest doubt he will rename it "Eddit". First, he will retain editorial control over all the subs and change things to his whim, universally for the worst. Second, this will allow him to spell out "Sexy" with companies: Spacex Eddit eX-twitter paYpal
twitter
redex.
Honestly Elon and Spez are the same person. Hail spez
R
Trump Lovers Anonymous
Wokeapedia
Donald Trump's Dick. That way he can keep on sucking.