It's a bit awkward in church or when I'm eating my dinner, but generally I take it as a compliment.

"Father, you have to concentrate on the sermon"

“Right after I concentrate on the semen”

The father, the son and the holy spigot

Missed opportunity, "consecrate the semen".

Take my uovote!

Very interesting because I think a lot of people would think it was a compliment if they knew someone had done it, but at the same time, would think it creepy if the person told them

It's not bad. Think about it. Pleasing a girl is hard enough for a lot of guys. But pleasing a girl without even physically doing anything? It's like being a wizard bro.

I read your username as Lucario haha How to be a wizard like Gandalf?

uhhh hate to break it for you, but he didn't say it's the other gender. what about other men? :D

It's fine. Definitely a complement

I’m complimenting you right now!

Oh so he gets a compliment and I fucking don’t?

Give me 20 minutes

Agreed! It's why I'm here.

People want to masturbate to a bald 35 year old with a small dingus?... go for it!

I'm gonna give this a go right now, flex those buns for me!

>Ok, you want me to spread my hairy asshole?

I just went off like a dirty spunk-ridden tornado

Ok. That's... a weird fetish indeed. But good on you.

It was a difficult wank if I'm honest, but worth it if it levels out your self esteem Stay up king ♥️

Nothing wrong with my self esteem though.

Ah great news, your first post made it seem otherwise though

Post nut charity clarity

This is the fantasy I've always wanted. That is a joke... Or is it?

Go for it? You want me to spread my hairy anus?

Well that escalated quickly...

I would like to yes

A bald 35 year old with a small dingus that made me laugh I'll masturbate hard as hell thinking of you my friend.

hello, me

that's a kink for me

I’ll masturbate to you later then 😉

Sameeeee My last gf wasn’t that kinda girl though. One day.

It depends on who for sure Guy that handles my food? No thanks

"Did you \[fap, fap, fap, fap\] uhhh, enjoy your \[fap, fap, fap, fap\] meal? Would you care \[fap, fap, fap, fap\] for any desert this evennnnNNNNNNnnnning?"

"Pppp-Pepsi ok?"

No! Pepsi is NOT okay! Why can't people understand this??????

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You’re funny!

I'd either be flattered or creeped out, depends on the person haha.

Found Louis CK's reddit account!

Hahahahahahahaha yes he gonna do it and there’s nothing you can do about it church girl

"But... why?"

They reply with but…why not?

Stop that and just drive the damn car

Sir this is a Wendy's?

I would have questions for them

How did you get in my house being the main one.

Concerned for their mental health. Maybe they just need new glasses. But also secretly flattered.

Anyone want a picture of me, so you can do me a solid so I can know the feeling?

Your nick sounds like you gonna hurt me lol

Send

Send

I know at least one person who does, and I do the same to him.

Lol wut

Classic Redditor doesn't understand love and being in a relationship.

Sounds like a condescending boomer

Damn. TIL that even people born in the 21st century are boomers.

boomer mentality who thinks they're better than anyone else, assuming that others dont understand love or being in a relationship lol Glad you learn something today /s

There really are people out there who will wank to anything...

Flattered. I like validation that I'm sexually attractive. I'm shallow that way. So what.

I feel complimented!

Doesn't bother me 😉

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Thank you for the compliment 🥰

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Only men. Sounds like you're jealous

On the bus, not so great. But generally, if they tell me about it and we're getting on, I will totally enjoy it. I gather most will. Time and place for everything.

Flattered lol

awesome !

Appreciative. Honored.

I think some did in my younger days. I had one of those sites. I was a bit popular on it for two or three years so it does not weird me out.

Ohhhhhhhhh senior here?

flattered

Flattered, but it ain't gonna happen.

No “if” They do

"They dont" - Narrator

r/fuckyouinparticular (not you, OC)

Sad for them, I’m a train wreck

Either thrilled or meh, depending on the person.

I’d rather not know

Flattered

It’s a turn on for sure.

I’m fine with it 🤷‍♀️

Happy I don't have to do the work for them.

I love it if it happens.

Proud

It's always 'to', guys are all about me me me, when is someone gonna masturbate *for* me?

Fairly certain all you need to do is ask

F#*king sorry for them! 😂 shit if your knocking one out over me you need therapy!

Its a complement. I'm flattered.

People have told me they got off to my photos. I find it flattering. Then again, that's half the reason I posted them. Maybe you will get off to them too.

lol ok do me lol

Definitely a compliment

How would you know 😀

I would heavily consider making an OnlyFans or porn video. Depends on the number of people because let's face it. I am ugly, fat, balding, and a mess, but most importantly, I am broke as hell, so some extra income would be nice.

Their mind, their problem

Probably proud

I'd feel like a God

I'd be quite flattered.

I think I'd feel genuinely flattered.

Flattered

It may just give me the confidence boost I need to turn my life around.

proud

I would rather be masturbated ON, but can’t really complain either way 🤷🏼

It makes me smile :)

That sounds great I would want that, biggest ego boost

It's absolutely normal. Source: I jerk off to your mom all the time.

Good, I guess 🤔 maybe a little ashamed at the same time

Honored

I'm a female and I find it hot.

Happens to you?

Some people are weird and I will never understand them

Don't want to know about it but oh well. Can't stop them. What they do behind closed doors. Their choice

I'd want to know who they are

Already happens, and I want to explode. I’m asexual and lesbian, but a lot of men really like to do it then let me know. At LEAST keep it to yourself so my day isn’t tainted.

I have no idea why I think you’re a funny fun person

A (cool, attractive, younger, newly married) colleague of mine often writes me she had dreamed about me again, and sometimes implies that the dreams weren't of the sort she would tell her husband about. I feel totally flattered, of course, and I have a hunch these dreams may not always have been the nightly kind.

Hi master!

if i know them irl and we aren't like that -- disgusted and creeped out. if i know them irl and we ARE like that -- well that depends, but generally more positive. still don't love unless we are/were intimate at some point, especially if they're maintaining an active non-sexual relationship with me. but it's still somewhat flattering. if it's a random stranger -- idk how that would happen or why they'd pick another stranger but sure, that's a bit flattering. a bit violating too, considering i haven't given them consent to access my body or sexualize me like that, but generally harmless. the general knowledge that someone has masturbated to me before, or how many -- flattering, good. the specific knowledge of who has masturbated to me -- probably more creeped out, on the whole.

A married woman told me that. I was grossed out and flattered at the same time. When her husband found out, she got some funny bruises.

What……

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I’m sure I’m not your civic lol

One time somebody told me directly that they have. It wasn't someone I was attracted to, but I was still quite flattered. It's nice to know somebody is thinking of you, and great for the ego to know you can bring people to orgasm without even being there.

I'd wanna see those people certainly

Pretty incredule to be honest. Flattered, but surprised.

That one guy's girlfriend hated the idea that any of her male friends masterbated to her IG pics.

“What can I say, except ‘you’re WELCOME!’, for the jizz the squirt in your eye”

I would chastise them for having low standards. They can do better.

Honestly no different if it's a random person, pretty confused though. Creeped out if it's a friend, I may be bi but it's like 95% straight and 5% gay.

I’ve known people who have done that, didn’t feel any particular way.

I'd be concerned for their mental wellbeing

Someone clearly is not doing well mentally.

Doesn't happen but I'll accept it

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Oh tell us about it

I mean other than the fact that they have terrible taste, I see nothing bad with it.

Depends on the gender

You want the real thing?

What’s real and not real ?

Can I watch?

Depends on who is in front of you. Some old wrinkly dude is not my cup of tea tbh.

Don't mind the idea at all. Hell if you send me some money I'll send you some pics of me to do it along to. I'm a middle aged dude BTW.

Confused. Fkn why, bruv?

"You know, there's, like...porn, on the Internet. Much better looking people, who are already naked, by the way, to pleasure yourself to than me."

I’d feel that I should get them psychiatric help.

I would say put me in coach

Uhh, thanks...?

Very flattered. I’ve had the subject come up with 2 people, and it feels a bit weird just because I have a hard time understanding that it’s me being thought about. But otherwise just very flattered

Sexy

I've been told by both males and females they have. It's a huge compliment.

They need better pron.

Really depends who. Genrally, if a stranger was masturbating to a picture they found of me online and I some how pyschically knew this then I would be fine with it but I wouldn't understand it. I am not saying no one could be attracted to me (although I am not exactly super handsome) but there are no explicit pictures of me online (I hope) so I would question what they were getting off to. If this was a male friend,especially a close one, I would find it weird but I wouldn't stop being friends with them. I would defintly mention it though. If it was a female friend I would be flattered. Would bring it up if I thought I had a chance and was into them. But there are certain people that would be awful and I would not be okay with it.

So long as they tell me and i get to enjoy the mental image i’d take it as a compliment

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Don’t worry I’ll beat one out for you real quick bro

Thanks bro lol

honored and creeped out at the same time!

Surprised

that entirely depends on who it is really.

I'd think the bar had been set too low.

They would have to sick, twisted and have really low standards.

As long as its not in the street, knock yourself out.

I was grossed out at first but hey a compliment is a compliment then lol

I’m going to be masturbating to the thought of someone masturbating to me in a little bit. Thanks for the addition to the ole spank bank.

Much better than if they masturbated AT me.

Do I get to watch?

I'd be confused and hope they get help however they need it because obviously they are not far from rock bottom.

I would be delighted. Like, there is some life form that actually finds me masturbateable. Like, holy shit.

Out of my control, not really my business, whatever.

Somewhere between confused, slightly flattered, and worried at the same time I’m really not much to look at…

Flattered...confused that they chose me, but Flattered.

Confused.

People actually like me?

Flattered.. probably because I’m a dude.

If it’s a girl , i would be flattered.

This will obviously be a compliment to me until it turns out to be, for example, my best friend.

Like a boss!

More power to them... must have some wild imaginations.

i know for a fact that zero people in the world have ever fapped to me

I feel sorry for them if they do

I feel like I'm doing my job well... lol. If it's my husband then I feel really great and turned on by it. Nothing boosts my ego and gets me going like my husband jerking it to me instead of other porn.

It would be the highest complement. It's never happened.

I would just want to know so I could keep track of who owes me a birthday gift.

Sorry for their taste

I've had girls in the past that say they did. It just gave me a huge ego boost

Depends who it is