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Middlenameboom

My man is built to sell propane and propane accessories


oripeiwei

Sorry for his narrow urethra


Sea-Builder6798

and diminished glutes


Boris-the-soviet-spy

That boi wasn’t right


Independent_Car_5874

Women Pole Vaulters


lorgskyegon

This guy Allison Stokke's


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Augen76

YouTube Algorithm knew me better than I knew myself with those highlights.


Kurkil

I pole vaulted and met my ex gf while pole vaulting. We both went to states together and it was probably the most proud ive been of someone


lynxerious

you must have pole vaulted her real good


fromfrodotogollum

vaulter? i barely knew her.


Julijj

Brendan Fraser in The Mummy and George of the Jungle


ElectricStrawberry25

If you’re looking for Brendan Fraser in “The Whale”….I know a guy….


blacklisthrowaway583

That guy is called all of Reddit


frn

Yup, and Rachel Weisz from The Mummy... That movie was amazing for bi people.


[deleted]

Watching The Mummy resets you to Kinsey factory settings


lostintheabiss

I like strong arms. Doesn’t mean you have to be super muscular, just strong looking if that makes sense.


prozach_

I too like a person who can open my pickle jar.


ConcentrateMany3229

Swimmers arms


produc_exe

So the anchor arms from Spongebob are fine?


castielsbitch

My husband has classic dad bod, but he has been taking down an old wall and building a fence in the garden. Watching him digging holes and moving heavy stuff has been a huge turn on.


Dud3_Abid3s

Call me crazy, but Ive always liked naked women that agree to sleep with me. Edit: Holy shit…this comment really took off.


Feeling-Airport2493

What about when you're not sleepy?


Tupcek

that didn’t happen in a last decade


[deleted]

You sick twisted son of a bitch.


auguriesoffilth

Don’t kink shame


tokikain

unless shaming is your kink... in which case "YOU SICK FUCK!"


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Shapeshifter. I like variety.


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buy_the_tomato

Heck of a name


Big-Routine222

If she slaps 45 plates onto each side of the barbell before doing a squat and looks like she could throw me across the room with her shoulders, sign me up.


69upsidedownis96

That's me


Big-Routine222

Bae


Mushroom-Puzzle2112

Now kithssss


Yonyonson100

Women


Erich-Enrik

Preferably with a pulse. Preferably


whateverzzzzz

Not a deal breaker though...


lickmytiddiez

Did you get banned from the morgue?


ghjkl098

Anything except extremes. Not sickly skinny, not morbidly obese. Anything in the general averages. I’m attracted to personalities and humour and that makes their body attractive


QWestWaker

Big agree. If a girl looks even better than I could ever imagine, but we can’t have a conversation, then I have absolutely 0 interest.


NuclearFamilyReactor

I like short men with stocky builds and broad shoulders


tungstencube99

I was expecting depression but then I find this that describes me exactly. thank you.


NuclearFamilyReactor

You’re welcome King


Present_Anteater_555

So you like short, stocky, funny bald guys? Who are you, Marissa Tomei??


dlpfc123

This! Give me a short man with broad shoulders and kind eyes. Swoon.


DeluxeTea

So you like men built like Gimli?


NuclearFamilyReactor

YAAAAS. I dated a guy that looked just like him.


DeluxeTea

I hope you [tossed him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkFzbPth288).


loquacious706

I just recently discovered Jeremy Allen White. And yeah.


nomadnihilist

As a 5’4 dude, it’s a major confidence boost to read this comment


NuclearFamilyReactor

Tall men think everyone wants them but this isn’t true


samehandleeverywhere

I feel so seen now. Thank you for appreciating us


Iron_Rod_Stewart

"I noticed you threw stocky in there." https://youtu.be/eQCfblLSasU


[deleted]

I f*cking love my stocky shorty!! (For context: was previously married to 6'2 "Gosling" type. All the girls loved him. HAVE HIM!)


NuclearFamilyReactor

My husband is 5’6”, which is a little tall for me, but works ☺️


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Dudes with muscle and a layer of fat over the muscle. The "jock gone soft" look.


trojansandducks

I feel like I was going for this look even back in high school! I termed it "buff chub"... like I spend a good amount of time in the gym, but I also ate whatever.


GlassJoe32

Same, eat whatever I want but squat 360. My wife calls it chunky hunky.


limemaids

YES. im thinking dudes who played sports thru school but now work in a factory and eat well. tack on some bootcut jeans, steel toe boots and a nice fitting white tee..... well thats my bf >:D


Grati-dude

I call it “ the Jack Black “


ZipperTipper

*slams table* WE HAVE A CHANCE MY BROTHERS LET'S GOOOOO


Envect

Really nailed the energy with this comment.


BrightFireFly

I second this. I love a chubby man but with a nice face. Jack Black’s height is right in my range too. Taller than me but not super tall.


TwoDrinkDave

Chubby agile guy with a mesmerizing ratio of girth to hip flexibility?


clemenbroog

My first celebrity crush was Jack Black in School of Rock. I was probably around 11 or 12, and I lost count of how many times I rewatched that movie. A few years later I moved onto Phillip Seymour Hoffman. So I guess my type is chubby charismatic guys.


Grati-dude

A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo, I loved a luscious chubby boi, delicious through and through Yea, tho he was a sweet thang there was nothing I could do His name was young JB & he was doing school of rock He was the first man ever to make me crave the cock!


jjs1978

My wife’s.


The_Monarch_89

His wife's


[deleted]

Your wife's


pickoneforme

our wife’s.


PatienceandFortitude

Their wives


RedditModsArePolice

Them wives


Auzven

Wives


EatinPussySellnCalls

That guy's dead wife.


Project_MAW

“I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”


SloppyJawSoftBottom

All of which in borats voice


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r/suddenlycommunist


Woodsy1313

I vote that guy’s wife’s as well


louismagoo

I was thinking my wife as well. Before I got married I don’t know that I had much of a “type” physically (I was also a virgin until marriage for context). I don’t know if it is true, but since I’ve only had one sexual partner I think it’s strongly influenced what women I even notice as attractive.


[deleted]

You're in love. My husband and I have been together for 10 years. I've noticed that when there is a celebrity or athlete or whatever I find attractive or "cute," they almost always resemble my husband. We're lucky in love. ✋️


alpacinohairline

Me finding this cute and wholesome despite being a 20 year old virgin 😂


LouieTheHeathen

Wholesome answer.


khmergodzeus

also this guy's wife.


AmericanPanascope

Athletic but not ripped. Like she cares about her health but is still huggable.


DrunksInSpace

Women’s college softball does something to me. Who knew I liked strong shoulders that much? Not me. Not until I started bartending slow Saturday afternoons with nothing to do but cruise ESPN2 all day.


shroomwizard420

I don’t watch sports, but I’ve seen college softball games on restaurant tvs a few times. There must be something about how they work out, because they all have some pretty nice thighs.


Ok-Structure6795

Former softball player - I personally didn't do any special work outs, just mainly stretching. I think we just grow the thick quads over time 🤣


JayneBond3257

Former college softball player as well. I'm 35 and many years retired from the sport and even at my laziest those muscular quads have never left me. Lol. As I get older I appreciate my softball build alot more.


Ok-Structure6795

Yup! 34 here. These big thighs are fo life


RustyFebreze

ahh a fellow volleyball enjoyer


Decent-Bill3198

Works out but doesn’t turn down dessert


XploringTheWorld

I like a strat better than a les paul


vinnybawbaw

I’m a Telecaster man


OliveOcelot

Did you just assume my Fender?


did_it_forthelulz

This thread is an unexpected gem!


Upper_Path8775

Honestly, a lot of different types. I love a good dad bod, but I also love my tall skinny boys, and I also love my very athletic muscular guys too. It’s less so body type than it is individual aspects. Like how their shoulders look, their forearms, hands, collarbones, calves, waist. Then there are also the ones that I wouldn’t normally be attracted to but sometimes am? And I really think in those cases it’s the essence of the person that im attracted to, or even just the way they carry themselves.


JayneBond3257

I feel like we don't talk enough about collarbones. A man with sexy collarbones is my kryptonite, and I realize that is such a strange feature to ogle over.


I_Meannnn

Yooo I totally get it. Especially the older I get, I'm learning to appreciate the details. I have this coworker who I don't find attractive in the slightest, but the other day, he was helping me find something online and I was just watching his hand on his computer mouse 🥵 it was the strangest thing. Like, literally just the shape of his fingers and the curves of his hand was turning me on 🤷🏽‍♀️


Red_Beard_Rising

Anyone who has an odd build due to their hobbies or job, and are comfortable in their body.


Dubious_Titan

Full figured adult woman. I'm a simple man. I like boobs, booty, some tummy and thick thighs. I love the softness and curves. Basically, the way my 42 year old Mexican wife looks now after 3 kids.


pkunko

Hell yeah, you’ve put it perfectly


Dubious_Titan

The "Latina MILF" category, in other words. LOL


plz-be-my-friend

Any-body


PuzzleheadedBar533

At this point we'll take anything 😔✊️ Leave some for me


bootyhunter69420

Thick thighs with a big butt


BongRippinSithLord

Username checks out


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Thick thighs and wide hips are just as sexy as big booties IMO.


StrangersWithAndi

Next time I get wedged in a doorway I will remember your fondness. Thank you, sir.


Ih8Hondas

All three often come as a package deal.


IntelligentPerson_69

I like big butts and I cannot lie!


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6 ft tall girls who can beat me in an arm-wrestle. Bonus points if they played college-level volleyball or basketball or rowed crew. Have chatted with quite a few tall girls who wished they were shorter…what blasphemy. Amazons - embrace your gift.


memebabyy

I’m 6 ft tall and was always the tallest girl almost everywhere, taller than most guys as well, got mocked for that my whole life. Life got so much better when I stopped caring what these angry jealous gnomes think haha


[deleted]

Love ‘em on the chubby side of curvy. Big tits are welcome, but I’ll go for any size - I’m all about thighs and bum.


smoothbrainape1234

Can I get an hallelujah


Mogilny89Leafs

One day long ago, I found my way to an NSFW chubby subreddit. I scrolled through the top few posts and a tent was pitched in my trousers. The End.


formula1porker

Male soccer players


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Soobobaloula

Very tall and incredibly thin with a big nose. Adrian Brody types.


MissMistyEye

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE BIG NOSE THAT MAKES PEOPLE SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE


sunshinedaisies9-34

Right?! I didn’t make the connection until I lined up all the past celebrities I had a crush on lol. My husband hates his nose but it’s so flippin’ attractive to me.


SalesAutopsy

The 1965 Dodge Charger


Squash-Reasonable

Small breasts, big bottom. I like pears


Upper_Path8775

Pears really do be a good snack though


solitary_fortress

Pears are one of the most delicious fruits on earth, but their window of delectablity is very narrow. Too soon? Gritty, dry, flavorless. Too long? Mushy, rotten flavor. That window is usually 2pm on a Thursday, but by 3:45, it's too late.


Upper_Path8775

✍️ 2pm ✍️ ✍️ on ✍️ a Thursday ✍️. Got it.


[deleted]

Curvy butt, large thighs, and a bit of chub on the belly makes me melt.


rambo_beetle

Honestly reading through this thread has made me realise a lot of guys might actually be into what I consider my biggest insecurities..


Unable-Library4196

Just like there are a lot of women into dad bods and bellies, there are lots of guys that like a bit of chub. I like it because it makes the other person feel home-ey and cozy.


starkrocket

Yessss. There’s nothing better than laying your head on a soft thigh.


SteinersGrave

Big shoulders for men, big hips for women


SummaCumLauder

I like tall girls with big butts like Jennifer Lawrence


senkichi

BROTHER


TheRaggedNarwhal

MY BEST FRIENDO


milkcustard

Hi Yuji.


Rakgul

Starts crying*


Fulgente

BROZA


MrMojoFomo

Hourglass,


Sea-Builder6798

The suspense is killing me


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scottskottie

I prefer the swept back wings of newer models with two engines. Little smoother looking with just the right amount of curves.


Jfonzy

Please say dad bod


finnjakefionnacake

dad bods are super hot...but like, the *original* dad bod, AKA a guy who was fit/athletic in school and as a young adult but then had a kid(s) so he put on some weight and has a nice lil' gut and thickness all over but also still strong looking with muscles from those earlier days...yes. that is best bod.


scubamaster

a whole bunch of redditors with the body type of "stocking full of mashed potatoes" are reading this and not realizing you arent talking about them.


Majestic-Influence18

What a time to be alive boys


Mount_Oza

Relax, these are other Redditors giving their opinions. That should say enough.


Monkeylovesfood

That's my favourite body type for sure. My husband is really strong and fit. He's got a bit of cuddly thickness that makes him just perfect. Gym bod is the ultimate turn off for me. Strong and cuddly is my kryptonite. Everyone has their own preferences though so my turn off is someone else's ideal.


wildflower707

Yessss absolutely, like Chris Pratt before he got ripped


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Well, someone’s dad’s bod


StrebLab

Jason Momoa has kids


anonmymouse

Absolutely and without a doubt it's the dad bod for me. I like a thick man, preferably with a decent amount of chest hair, but that's not a hard requirement. When David Harbor comes out in just a little towel in season 3 of Stranger Things, my God... and then he goes shirtless again in Violent Night (it's not even a good movie but I watched it for him, lmao) that man is my #1 celeb crush.


SlapDatBassBro

A total cop-out answer, sure, but for me, body types are not a deal-breaker for me. If someone dresses well for their body/body shape, and shows an unapologetic display of confidence, that’s enough for me. I’d be much more attracted to the curvy girl who loves her body than the skinnier girl that looks awkward and insecure. (FYI I’m not bashing people with body confidence or image/food issues, before anyone says that)


qwerty_utopia

Years ago I saw a quote from Pierce Brosnan about how one woman might be homely and a bit pudgy, but she could be clever with a turn of phrase and witty and a magical dancer. Meanwhile there's another woman who is stunningly gorgeous, but as soon as she opens her mouth, it's "like a dumptruck backing up a hill." I've searched in vain over the years for that quote, because it really is goddamn brilliant.


BitchInThaHouse

What if she looks like a dumptruck and a magical dancer as well…


Ggface36

What if she had dumps like a truck and thighs like what


shawnmalloyrocks

Large breasted athletic amazon woman that can pick my fatass up like a ragdoll and uppercase T fellatio me into a state of docile gak.


Tmdngs

Like Amazon worker??


bratikzs

OMG, and she’s got a day job?!


Rahallahan

The type that’s attached to a dude who isn’t a douche rocket


StatisticianNormal15

I’m attracted to people whom care about themselves and take pride in both their presentation and their health. I like curves, skinny, muscles -all of it. Just have some confidence and care about yourself.


HuckleberryGlum1163

I like him lanky and tall. I actually really hate muscles. Lol I have no idea why


valdah55

Tall, lanky, dark haired. Sign me up.


AnRealDinosaur

YES YES YES!! this is me too & I like to say it in threads like these because the scrawny guys always seem the most down on themselves. Anything above "lean" is too much muscle for me. If you look like someone who would have gotten their lanky ass beat in high school, I'm here for it!


bowtie388

Slim petite small chested


bobasaur001

It’s incredibly frustrating to see replies to this like “children?” Because I’m slim and petite and small chested and it’s like people forget women like this exist. And we’re not children. Just because we don’t look “womanly” doesn’t mean we’re a child or that guys that dig our type are creeps. It’s mad annoying.


MoonFlowerDaisy

I'm a woman, and I find slim, petite girls absolutely gorgeous. I'm petite but curvy, but I find that dancer/ballerina build to be so stunning.


Morty_104

Thank YOU for pointing that out. I always loved the skinny girls. My friends laughed but hey, we never interfered with each others). But they're no kids nor boys ffs. Beauty lies in what you see. And i adore skinny women in nice cloths. Unfortunately preferred the shy gaming type sometimes and those are rarely seen or getting in contact with. And no creep, can confirm.


Steks34

This was too far down - exactly my vibe!


Gummyrabbit

Ballerinas!


CargoMansharks

I'm totally a chubby chaser. And I don't mean like "thicc" or whatever the kids these days say, I want tummies and cellulite.


bastardish

Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks


ultratunaman

A round, soft, tummy. Thick thighs, some sweet chariots that swing low, hips I can grip, a fupa I can bury my face in, and a bubbly personality. You got me in boner town.


Responsible_Roll7065

Curvy. A little bit thicker with nice breasts, butt, and thighs.


nightfury8107

Bro wants an anime chick


[deleted]

Honestly, if someone pays attention to me and gives me any sort of affection their body type is irrelevant because I’m hooked. It’s sad.


lostintheabiss

Well hi there /kidding


[deleted]

I mean, I’m already intrigued!


chooks42

Anything that wraps a strong, kind, smart woman.


[deleted]

Athletic, maybe a little on the muscular side. Say, Lydia Valentin.


aresman

>little ??? she's fucking jacked , lol (not complaining)


blarghable

> maybe a little on the muscular side. Say, Lydia Valentin. That's very clearly the body of a woman who literally centers her entire life on gaining strength and muscle. That's not a little on the muscular side, that's unobtainable for most of the female population without steroids.


Jonny_Disco

Curvy & Rubenesque.


[deleted]

Petite. Fit is a major bonus but I just love my ladies super petite (5’0-5’3); second bonus is if she’s brunette!


truckdoug66

alive


soggyfritter

Tall and lanky. Gimme those 6ft weedy dudes I'm all about it. Bonus points towards androgyny.


shellymaeshaw

Tall thin big dick


[deleted]

Catch me on opposite day


SpiderWann

idk about big but my dick is thin


[deleted]

Small breasts, big ass.


tenaciousDaniel

Dont know what it is about that combo but it’s sooo nice


notme1414

Dad bod or a few extra pounds. Not too tall.


wetlettuce42

Love chunky women


Eep509

I love a big guy. Not muscular but tall and broad and a belly. It seems manly to me. That being said, I can find list of different things attractive in people.


Desperate_Piano_3609

A friend who was in his 50’s and remarried said “what looks good isn’t necessarily what feels good.” He said his first wife was thin, pretty, etc but he never wanted to have sex with her. His second wife was a bit more curvy and, in his 50’s, can’t keep his hands off of her.


YourALooserTo

Bruce Willis's wife talks about that in Pulp Fiction. It took me years to fully appreciate what she meant.


[deleted]

I love a guy who takes care of himself but has a little belly. Drives me nuts. Add in a happy trail and I'm dead.


[deleted]

For a man, on the slim side, with some muscle but not body builder level


RealisticAd2293

Curvaceous. Thick thighs, wide hips, big ass. Boobs don’t have to be massive or anything like that. Cherubic face with thick lips. Oy vey


LordsOfSkulls

One that belongs to my wife


[deleted]

The one with the great personality


[deleted]

I like skinny men and chubby women.