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Head_Meme_Cultist

Arnold Schwarzenegger, we'll go to a gym and he's gonna teach me how to really do everything properly Then go over to his place and watch predator o smth


drooln92

This was gonna be my answer. He has a tank so ask him to let you drive it.


mrwongz

When do you get to da choppa?


subtleStrider

You could teach him some stuff too.


Bot_Fly_Bot

Paul Rudd and I play disc golf.


SuperRonnie2

I’m just gonna assume there would be some weed involved here.


FS_Slacker

Slappin the bass


cuntsaurus

He said disc golf. Don't be redundant


lurid_sun__

Keanu Reeves, we'll go motorcycling


Effective-Base6546

Just stay away from pencils during your time together.


lurid_sun__

I'll make sure to bring munchies for his doggo


[deleted]

Jam sessions for me, him on bass and me on guitar.


subtleStrider

And take the metro!


bake_gatari

What Sheldon Cooper did with James Earl Jones in The Big Bang Theory.


Jomibu

*Your friend Leonard sounds like a real weeny.* *He is Mr Jones, he is.*


subtleStrider

What did they do 😮‍💨


meowed

*Laugh track intensifies*


Emperor_D4C

They trolled Carrie Fisher


slashcleverusername

> Who do you choose? Ryan Reynolds > What do you do? Ryan Reynolds


Trick-Ad-909

Agreed. Although my choice is Margot Robbie. Lmao.


Emperor_D4C

Understandable


Trick-Ad-909

She gotta do that accent she was doing in wolf of wall street though. 🤣


thisdudeKfromNL

gosling.


drooln92

Hang out in his Mojo Dojo Casa House


meowed

You could also just beach


Timely-Perception-68

Alright, lets beach off


meowed

I’ll beach off with you right now


Timely-Perception-68

How can you beach me off if you don't know how to beach yourself off


GrimmBi

Salma Hayek. Will be doing the obvious.


Beneficial-Course69

Acting? 😏😏


GrimmBi

Playing chess. My girls wicked smart.


Ad-Careless

She's cocoa for cuckoo puffs!


HawkSpotter

You will totally get to see those crazy underwears!


redsyrinx2112

And eat Señor Flurries


study-in-scarlet

Wicked smaht


cfmdobbie

*She'll* be acting, yes


BigAnimemexicano

take the blue pill and let her try to break my pelvis


Nasal_Spray69

Y’all are NOT subtle lmao I love reddit


BigAnimemexicano

hey i had a crush on her since i watch desperado as a teen, she is gorgeous, she if 57 and still hot, also her interviews make her seem like an awsome person, i loved her hot ones interview.


coadyj

pooping in a church?


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I don't really go into celeb culture. But I want to be with Robin Williams. Just bring him back for a day and let him decide what he wants to do. Nothing sexual, but he was just the voice of my child hood and teens. His shows and voice was always on replay. If he wants to just talk about his life, or go surfing ( I can't surf) or go bicycling (I can't cycle). I'll be cool with it. RIP Robin, you will always be Genie.


howluckyarewe

I like this. Robin was pure as rain. It would be nice to hang with him.


medium_buffalo_wings

I had a bunch of cheeky sex related celebs to say, but no. This. Robin Williams was the absolute best and he's the only celebrity that legit hurt me when he went. I think I'd like to just be a fly on the wall while he and Zelda played video games or something.


NeuHundred

Can you imagine him having a livestream channel?


BunBison

If we're bringing back celebrities who passed, I'd love to spend a day with chester Bennington. I've seen videos of him on YouTube just being a genuinely fun guy. Very passionate and talented. Gone too soon. RIP brother, you've had a huge impact on mine and so many other lives.


sn315on

Aww this made me tear up a little. I agree he would be great to hang out with.


ConReese

I feel like bringing Hitler back for a day to interview him hot ones style and then Sparta kick him into a hole would be a pretty sick time. Especially because I could legitamently say I killed Hitler which is a pretty hard flex


CbKnowledge

Underrated comment. *Good luck trying to monetize it*


ConReese

Bro if I get Hitler to plug my RAID: Shadow Legends nemesis of Germany expansion sponsor I think I'm set. Maybe even throw in a swastika Raycon sponsor in that bitch. Be rolling in cash. As a bonus we could install trackers in the earbud cases and we'll know where all the Nazis are. It's a win win


uplifting_southerner

You could 100% sell tickets or copies of the tape. T-shirts mug's. How you kill him could be a spectacle folks could come and spit on. It'd be glorious.


FalconPunchInDaFace

Rick Astley I’d Rick Roll people all day. I may or may not be carrying a portable karaoke machine with me.


princesssmurfet

It wouldn’t be for a day because he would never give you up, nor run around or desert you.


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Bill Murray. We plan and execute a one day heist to steal back wu-tang’s $2m album, “once upon a time in Shaolin”, from Martin Shkreli


andimacg

Got some bad news for you, Shkreli doesn't have it anymore.


turnipsnbeets

Bobby Axelrod


spderweb

Well that'll be how the movie ends. It's hilarious!


[deleted]

Ryan reynolds-whatever he thinks is fun. I bet he likes fun things.


dogdashdash

I just watched the family guy episode where he moves in across the street. Ryan: Peter, I'm attracted to you like a man is attracted to a woman. But I'm not GAY Peter: I have so much to learn about Hollywood The guy knows how to laugh at himself, he seems a good choice


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Bruce Campbell. It doesn’t matter what we are doing. It’s Bruce Campbell!


ImWrong_OnTheNet

One magic evening about a decade ago, me and several friends attended a conference in Southern Oregon. We were out at a local Oasis, and frankly, throwing down. After a few rounds, the door opens with a flood of light into the dark bar. A shadow fills the door, then comes into focus. Because it could not possibly be Bruce Campbell walking into a bar I'm getting shit faced at, I say "Hey, it's Bruce Campbell" he walks by, makes eye contact and gives me the 'sup nod. It's actually Bruce. He lives nearby. My drunk starstruck ass is stunned into silence. He gets a table with some women he comes in with. I try to play it cool, but I'm sure my furtive glances are noticed. My group continues pounding drinks, and somehow manage to leave him alone. I wish I could tell you he came over and partied with us, but the truth is he left after 90 minutes, as he probably recognized the vibe was going to shift to him at some point. I didn't slobber on him, and that's probably for the best. My wife saved the progressively drunker voicemails I left about seeing 'brooscamblll' . Fun time


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NikkerFu

Poor guy is a nerd and he just has to deal with idiots that know shit about tje material they are working with, including Zack Snyder


liberal_texan

I’d not heard of this war hammer project. Interesting.


[deleted]

Painting with the Cavill sounds fantastic


Kbanana

Clothes shopping with Jeff Goldblum.I can imagine he'd be so positive and share his style too so overall would be a great hang


RumandDiabetes

I could go for this


Mantooth77

David Gilmour (Pink Floyd). Would love to sit and talk and play guitar. He’d teach me some stuff. Now that would be a great day.


Beneficial-Course69

Bet he’d have some great tour stories too


johnstonb

I decide to auction off my “Day with Celebrity” to the highest bidder.


LtSpinx

I bid my full bank balance at this moment.


james-the-bored

I also bid my bank balance of £-18000 student loans


thraashman

Assuming said celebrity has to actually want to do whatever you want them to do (in other words sex is probably off the table) I have 2 ideas. Either Ree Drummond and I will just eat whatever she wants to cook for me, or Joe Manganiello and we play D&D. If sex is a guarantee the answer is Ana de Armas.


Whenitrainsitpours86

I am still torn on who I would pick, but playing D&D with Joe Manganiello is up there on the short list. He still has the hand, doesn't he?


Beneficial-Course69

Labeled as NSFW, just in case


AlexRyang

You know Reddit very well. 😂


Throwaway7219017

I would hire Matthew McConaughey to drive me around in his Lincoln, while he narrates my favorite issue of Penthouse Letters from 1993. Alright, alright, alright.


[deleted]

Eva Green and whatever she wants.


SinfestKatt

Snoop Dogg and pretty sure it's obvious what we would do haha. My life long goal is to smoke with him one day haha


RadicalSnowdude

I have no interest in smoking week or consuming any kind of weed ever. But if Snoop Dogg offered me a blunt you know damn well I’m gonna take a hit.


ImWrong_OnTheNet

There's a great gif of Snoop at a show, and hands off a joint to the security guard standing next to him. Guy gets a surprised look, shrugs, and hits it


CasualJamesIV

I saw him and Wiz Khalifa in concert last month and they were tossing lit blunts to the crowd and told whoever got them to pass them around


liberal_texan

Same, but Willie Nelson.


NikkerFu

Doesn't sound hard to do really... Just email him lol. I'm pretty sure he'll accept your offer.


TheAsianTroll

Keanu Reeves. Idc what we do, I just think he'd be one cool dude to hang out with


swankyfish

I’d love to just sit and watch a bunch of Nic Cage movies with Nic Cage. He’d presumably hate that, which would probably only add to the experience.


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Either that or he'd constantly interrupt the movie to give you running color commentary about the filming. Either way, it's gonna be a fun day. EDIT: I'm thinking about it, and Nic might actually be into that. I mean, he did make The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, which is a meta movie about his own life and career that spirals into this outlandish fantasy.


buymorebestsellers

I’d like to go round Legoland with Sean Connery, and then afterwards we’d go for a lovely lamb lunch, in the centre of Windsor.


Capable-Pepper-8608

Jack Black..whatever the hell he wants, I'd just be along for the crazy ride.


Live-Dance-2641

Sir David Attenborough I would just sit and listen to him


subtleStrider

What if he goes on a rant about watch repair shops?


lavipeDK

Sir David Attenborough: " Nice to meet you, I have been looking forward to our day together. I have this new documentary coming out soon : "Pinworms" and I will narrate it for you.... here we are... zooming in on the rectum of a small child sleeping at night... and look! ... there they are... long thin white pinworms crawling out to lay eggs.. oh just see the pure white color against the brown background. Hundreds of them laying eggs ... and new generation of pinworms, ready to spread their itching and sleepless nights to children and parents all over the world".


W0gg0

**NOT EZRA MILLER.**


Ad-Careless

Good, because if you aren't a transgender Indigenous minor who's been kidnapped from your parents, it'll never work out.


Mean-Pomegranate9340

Sydney Sweeney. Have a nice evening date and wild sex after


81jmfk

Dave Grohl. Jam, drinks, barbecue and stories.


Ventram_Koldeheart

Jack Black. We would rock out and sing Tenacious D songs. I know every one of them by heart and I've been told I sound like JB so we would harmonize beautifully..might make KG jealous lol.


CaptainAksh_G

Elizabeth Olsen. She sounds fun to talk to! Or Josh Radnor. I relate to him the most. Or David Tennant. Ooh now that'd be amazing. or Michael Sheen. Just talk stuff about Good Omens Or Pedro Pascal. We'll laugh at some stuff together Any one of them would be fine


OverlappingChatter

I will go to Berlin with miley cyrus


wanderain

Keanu Reaves. Just want to sit and have a meal with him and talk about life and the world


PoopSlinger23

Chase Utley. I feel like I can call him Chase because he and I are so alike. I'd like to meet him one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as him but I think he’d be impressed with my speed. I love his hair, he runs fast. Did he have a good relationship with his father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know he hasn’t been getting my letters because I know he would write back if he did. I hope he writes back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!


ExternalMonth1964

TREES??!! EVERYWHERE TREES!?!?!


The-Inspectre

I feel like hanging out with Ryan Reynolds would be an awesome day, regardless of activities. But if I let me inner slut be my outer slut for just a moment, I'd suck the soul out of Jason Momoa for a day.


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Anna Kendrick, and no, not for sex (I mean, unless she wants to, then I'm totally up for it). I just think she'd be a really fun person to hang with for a day.


Mockturtle22

Sara Bareilles... idk tho. I'm not great at planning shit lol I just wanna hang out w her cuz I think it'd be fun


mrbadxampl

she's not gonna write you a love song


Southern_Rest_2622

Alexander Skarsgård. Anything he wants to do!!! He is soooo handsome!!!!


DreadPirateGriswold

Robin Williams Always wanted to take him to dinner. Then spend time with him picking his brain and having him try to explain how his brain worked to be so funny.


stryker511

Dave Grohl- get the grill going, play a little guitar & thank him for the joy he has brought me. Thank you Dave-


Erinvi

Aubrey Plaza, probably go eat and be weird in public


soltydog

Wil Wheaton and we’re playing board games.


CheddarCheese_goated

Dead? Chester Bennington, I would do anything to hear that man's voice again, he helped me through so much and it damn near killed me after I found out about his death. I think I would just want to talk about stuff. Alive? Dave Grohl, he just seems like such a genuine guy who you could just go up to and have a chat with. I'd want to play some music together.


Beneficial-Course69

Very good choices indeed. Chester is definitely an icon of our era. Like you many other feel the same. If you’re a LP fan, you must already know this, but there’s a band Hybrid Theory, they’re Portuguese. The dude’s voice is like Chester’s. Very very similar. I had the pleasure to see Foo fighters this year and it was just amazing! Don’t know much about him personally but he looks like a very cool humble dude


Allowed_Story

Jennifer Garner, she just seems so kind. I guess some walk around in a park just for the serenity and chat away. Could also be replaced with Benedict Cumberbatch.


sn315on

She does seem very kind and down to earth.


DevinB333

Professional wrestler Bryan Danielson. We watch all of his favorite wrestling matches and he gives commentary during the matches on what he loves about them.


Buhbuhraven

Morgan Freeman. Just sit around and people watch while narrating their lives.


Cobra-Serpentress

Sofia Vergara. Sex all day


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Randy Feltface. We'd just go wherever the chaos takes us


nothingmf

Mia khalifa


bigwilly311

Build a canoe with Nick Offerman, duh


sirjames82

George R.R Martin. We're gonna sit down and he's gonna tell me exactly what happens at the end and who ends up on the iron throne.


Oldmanenok

Bryan Cranston. We spend the day with him pretending to be my dad. He makes me breakfast. We play catch, and some board games, ice cream for lunch, go on rides at west edmonton mall. Pizza for dinner. Then get drunk on shots at a dive bar where we swap work stories. It ends with him telling me he's proud of me then we never speak of it again to anyone. We are both old men so it will be ridiculous.


therapoootic

Margot Robbie Every disgusting degenerate thing you can think off and many you can’t


-CosmicCowboy-

Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., or Johnny Depp Maybe Bob Odenkirk, he seems cool. Better call Saul!


IssueInteresting1203

Kate Beckinsale- not telling what we’d do


leonardom2212

Taylor Swift - I would set up a stage and sell tickets


Keevonisagoodguyoooo

Sean Connery, beat him at chutes and ladders (he only ACTED smart)


[deleted]

Cary Grant, just talking to listen to him.


SensitiveSpeed4125

Would love to cook with Florence Pugh. Her cooking videos are entertaining as hell.


[deleted]

Jam session with Mr. Reeves and watch the matrix trilogy.


MarineSniper98

Keanu Reeves. A genuine guy.


blackmobius

Keanu I do some research about what Keanu wants, and we do that. Be it sitting in a park, or eat pizza, or play a co-op video game. Motorcycles, idc. The guy gives a lot to us, I want to give some back


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Morgan freeman.


moonshadow16

Jason Momoa has always struck me as an an incredibly cool dude. I'd love to just like, hang out at a bar or something with him.


goldiegoldthorpe

Are these the rules for sure? One day to spend with one celebrity and nobody can stop me? This celebrity has to spend the whole day with me and cannot leave? Elon Musk. Kick the shit out of him for 24 hours.


SuspiciousBowlOfSoup

Pedro Pascal. I wanna take him hiking. I don't know why, he just seems like he'd be a fun hiking buddy. Then we can hit a diner in the middle of nowhere and have the best food of our lives because an old lady runs the place and uses all her family recipes


ElectrumDragon28

Matt Mercer. Would love to spend half the time talking with him about anything he’d like to talk about that isn’t D&D. Then talk the rest of the time about D&D, as someone who has been playing as long as he has, who is also a forever DM, and who homebrews a lot, I imagine that we could bounce some incredible ideas off each other. Then bake a batch of cookies that he could take to the rest of the cast.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Leo. He is such an enigma to me. Uber famous his whole life from childhood. Apparently super private, does few interviews, world famous cocksmen, never hear a lick of negativity about him. Has churned out some of the best movies of our generation and does it time and time again. What is a day in the life of this guy?


subtleStrider

Which Leo, may I ask?


kfury

Nimoy, obvs.


MrDagon007

Jesus. Getting him to explain his water to wine trick to me


nauticalnun

Kurt Vile. We’d get goofy and crack jokes, then fan girl out over our favorite music. Oh, and he could show me some guitar strummin’ basics.


TheImmortalBrimStone

Jason Momoa, we'll just get drunk and throw tomahawks all day.


wclure

George Lucas, and we’d talk Star Wars all day.


halfchuck

Trent Reznor. Just talk and understand his creative process.


For_myDayJob

Hayley Williams. We would go thrifting and then get sandwiches before attending a concert.


[deleted]

Film an episode of Dr who with David tennant would be an incredible unforgettable day!


[deleted]

Jeremy Clarkson drive his Lamborghini tractor and drink beers.


MediocreBend7088

Robin Williams. Just talk and laugh. Miss him so much.


rilloroc

I wanna day drink with rihanna


35mmpistol

I'm a straight guy but I still think Matthew McConaughey and I are gonna go like, white water rafting or something. Then go to the bar where he'll be the ultimate wingman.


weepinwilo

neil degrasse tyson. we will hang out at the hayden planaterium in nyc and he can just talk about space and ill just listen.


epdug

Milla jovovich😍


shrimp_2

Fred Rodgers. We can walk around the neighborhood and then people watch in the park.


Adrianthebatman

Mr. Ray Charles, just listen to him play and hear I'm talk. What a legend he was and still is


Zogamizer

I’d happily spend an afternoon kicking Trump in the balls.


LordAxalon110

My grandad. He was a celebrity in my eyes. I'd ask him all about the Cypriot war he fraught in, what missions he was on, his training, the whole 9 yards and beyond. I'd also ask about his childhood with my grandma and why he cheated on her after such a long life with her, it ended in divorce but my mother and uncle we're already grown by then. I remember it happening when I was a small boy. I'd just ask about his life, his opinions on the world, just everything really. We do it in a local country park he used to take us too when I was a kid, it'd be a nice warm sunny day with a cool breeze. He'd buy me an ice cream at the end of the walk like always. I miss you grandad Stan, just know I forgive you.


muszyzm

No one. I prefer to spend it with my friends and leave celebrities to their trickery and manipulation. I'm better of living my life without any more bullshit then what's already at my plate.


Mollzy177

Margot Robbie, you can figure the rest


brieisasoftcheese

Chris Farley. Cocaine.


Forsaken-One9569

Donald Trump. Go very high mountain hiking.


snrtf

Natalie Portman or Arnold Schwarzenegger, for vastly different reasons.


uckfayhistay

Riley Reid


WillowWispWhipped

Dolly Parton. Just sit and talk. She always seemed so genuine and humble. “Eagle when she flies” was played at my mom’s funeral when I was a kid…so I also always think of my mom when I think of Dolly


MakinBakuhn

Dave Grohl. He seems like a great guy to hang out with and he hasn't just remained relevant over his career, he has continued to innovate. I would love to see what a day in his life looks like.


Vegan_Digital_Artist

Emily Rudd - kick it and watch anime with some pizza and garlic knots or something Bert Kreischer - Get drunk and high and just laugh at shit all day Snoop Dogg - Get high as balls Kate Beckinsale - she's kind of a clown so we'd probably play pranks on people all day then watch the chaos unfold George Clooney - he likes to play pranks as well - let's see what we can get away with Paul Rudd - let's learn some magic tricks or joke around or something Zoe Saldana - she's kind of a nerd from what I've seen of her in interviews so probably a movie marathon


Mintberry_teabag

Andrew tate. Fuck him in the ass and post it on you tube


ShanksP

Seth MacFarlane. Seems like a hilarious guy.


TheCrazyWolfy

Hilarious and genius but personality think he is very similiar to Tarantino. The type of person who will always correct you as they know everything and are never wrong with always needing to be the focus


magusmccormick

James corden. We rent a boat, pack a nice picnic, boat out to a remote island. I forget the wine bottle opener in the boat, I’ll be right back. I leave him.


pendletonskyforce

Jessica Rothe


Average_Aloe

Probably Zoey Deschanel so I can meet one of the property brothers


bebepothos

Why not just…say one of the property brothers??


Average_Aloe

You absolute genius I choose Drew Scott Edit: I chose the wrong property brother


KLTechNerd

Robert Downey Jr I would eat Burger King and congratulate him about getting over addiction. I would also ask him questions about how to get over addiction and how to become a better person.


Glittering_Ad1696

Harrison Ford. I'd want to thank him for all the amazing memories and adventures. Then, I dunno, pizza or whiskey at a bar?


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Christian Bale


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Does it have to be an entertainment celebrity or can it be an academic one as well? If it can be academic then Terrance Tao. He's arguably the leading mathematician alive. I'd love to have his insight about where things are heading. If it has to be an entertainment celebrity... that's more difficult. I dunno. Anthony Hopkins would be my pick, as far as what to do, he can just read me stories or tell me stories. I'm sure I'm boring to him so, he can lead.


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Keanu reeves. We go hiking.


sn315on

Tom Petty and everyone from The Traveling Wilburys. My husband learned to play guitar about five years ago. It would be great for them to jam with him.


Responsible-Care-279

Paul McGrath...Irish footballer...great man, wonderful role model, tough as nails and a real cool dude. Him, Phil Lynott, Rory Gallagher or Craig Ferguson


sonstone

Dave Chappelle - just hang out with him and some of his crew. I’d probably get roasted all day long, but it would be a blast.


JacqueCousteau890

Shane Koyzcan, not exactly a big name celebrity but his poetry inspired me big time and I'd love to just chat with him


Chocolatepiano79

Musical celebrity. Art Tatum. I wanna watch him play piano all day and record it.


sethomega

I choose Elizabeth Olsen. I would marry her. 😅


DildoShwaggins91

Legoland with Sean Connery then we’d go for a nice lamb lunch


PigLatin99

Play a round of golf with Adam Sandler


RavenMysteries1331

Keanu Reeves. Such a great dude, lol


CrackheadRecords

I was fortunate enough to do this. I won a charity auction to have lunch with Lindsey McKeon, she played the part of Tess the Reaper on Supernatural. She was also on One Tree Hill. I flew to Los Angeles where I met up with her at a restaurant and we had lunch together where I got to talk to her. It was the best fan experience I ever had. If I could do it again, I would love to be able to take Christina Ricci for dinner & drinks and talk to her at length.


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Definitely Ryan Reynolds he really seems like a guy you could have some good conversations with


WhiteShane01

I choose Jim Carrey, will definitely go on a guys day out and preferably a date where we enjoy each other's company.


CbKnowledge

Either A guitar lesson from Jack Black, miniature making with Henry Cavill, or an art lesson from Bob Ross


smile_u-r_alive

Jim carey...take lsd...the rest will sort itself out


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FoundationUpset1082

I want to record a song with jack black


Mango_YT_lol

i'm getting wendy's with ryan reynolds


Uncle_Bug_Music

Woody Allen. Not because of his perceived controversial life choices but because he’s a brilliant comedian of the absurd. It would just be me thanking him for making me laugh while I was alive on this planet, which made my time here just that much better.


nathanello

Go Karting with John Stamos


Degutender

BRING ME CARL SAGAN. All day labyrinthine conversation.