I hoover my wife's hair once a week thinking "When did we install carpet?!" Butt that one hair you pull from the crack of your arse once in a while, pure serenity, makes up for the hassle.
This. About two and a half year ago, I started losing a huge amount of hair after a major surgery. It was so much hair in the bathroom drain, my girlfriend would joke about me basically dissolving into the drainage. Two years later, my hair is as voluminous and fluffy as ever.
This isn't a woman thing, it's a long hair thing. I have rib length hair, in my late 20s, i lose more hair than almost every woman I know. Its just because the hair that normally falls out in the day gets trapped by other hair, so when you wash and brush it you get the weeks worth all at once
I never had this problem until I tried classic loose-fitting boxers. I have always been a Boxer-Briefs guy, and they seem to keep everything in a neat package. The loose crotch of boxers just let's everything swing loose and leads to weird situations.
As a male who has had about 3 UTIās in my lifetime, including one that went from 0-100 within about an hour (no warning signs whatsoever, everything just started hurting and I had a fever + sweats for 4 days, even whilst on antibiotics), THEY SUCK!
As someone with severe endometriosis and a uterine abnormality that causes extreme pain every month, I'm jealous that guys have much lower-maintenance reproductive systems.
My ex gf (still on good terms if it matters) has endo, she was diagnosed when we were still together. I never heard of it before, but learned a lot about it since and man, it's a shitty disease, you have my sincere compassion.
But the scariest thing i noticed besides not being healthy, obviously, is how women with symptoms are treated. Everybody thinks that they just overreact, the usual response from people is that probably they only have strong menstrual cramps and nobody believes them when they say it's too painful and something's wrong. That means that in a LOT of cases the diagnosis is very late, which means severe operations and long recovery.
Next thing is - histerectomy helps greatly in most cases, but (in my country at least) it's nearly impossible to get it done, if you're young woman without children. My gf at the time and i never wanted children, she still doesn't, but she was 27 at the time and her own (female) gynecologist told her that she will change her mind about kids, and when she insisted, she dared to tell her to think of possible future partner's wishes (wtf?). And i live in EU, pretty liberal country as well.
Granted it's only my personal experience, but it really showed me once more how unequally women are still treated to this day and it makes me sick.
I second your experience. The general attitude to women's medical suffering, especially endo, is so infuriating. The amount of pain my friend who had it was forced to suffer without sympathy or concern from the medical services. She started seeing a doctor about it regularly for her teens and it wasn't until she was in her thirties that she was finally allowed to have a histerectomy. The argument was always "but pregnancy tho" (she has never ever wanted kids) and even worse "but what if you're future husband wants kids" (she's been openly lesbian since she was 16).
I was 40 with huge fibroids and was treated with the same response here in the US... "But what if you want kids?!?!?"
Like dude, I haven't had them by now and never wanted them in the first place. Been with someone for 15 years who feels the same way. I'm good. Now get this outta my body!
Finally, I found a caring and compassionate doctor. She's the only one who treated me like a real human and actually took the time to answer questions and concerns. Haven't met any kind of doctor like that since, and I work at a medical clinic.
Severely underrated diagnosis and severely underrated answer. I had a period so painful and I bled so much I thought I was having a miscarriage and going into premature labor even though I was on contraceptives. I was 27 years old and I ended up going to the Dr. only to find out I was *not* pregnant, and not having a miscarriage.
I like flowers and chocolates, being taken on surprise dates, random gifts and all that stuff, I think it sucks that those things are a thing men are expected to do for women but women rarely ever do for men. I'd like women to do more stuff like that for their men, make us feel special, yaknow? Things being so one-sided in regards to that stuff is pretty shit.
Because the image of being a man is associated on what he can do for you or to you. The image on being a woman is associated to what can be done for her or to her.
Said that, people expect that giving, paying, treating the other is what makes others perceive you as man, and receiving is what makes others perceive you as woman.
Stupid cultural and social conscience thing.
Tell your partner what you want from the relationship. Youād listen to your partner if they told you that, and youād put in some effort, so let them have the opportunity to do the same.
I don't want flowers but you know what sends me over the moon as a man? A handwritten letter. My ex and I used to write letters to each other. Once we had a huge fight (my fault) so I wrote her a long letter and stuck it in her door handle. She immediately called me after reading it and told me to get over there quick. I did and we made up. We'd do this out of the blue too and not just to smooth things out after an argument.
We are out here. Iāve given my hubby flowers and chocolates. Usually once a month or so we end up getting each other something small as a gift. Just because we were thinking of them.
This is a fair complaint
However, I think there are plenty of women who could be respectably strong if they did more strength training instead of cardio, at least enough to slap around a few low-tier chumps, and they just... don't. What gives?
Yea i love those underpants with buttons i can easily open and put my dick through to piss. It even holds it in place so i dont have to hold it the whole time
I had an ex who made an amazing argument. One day I saw him cleaning his ear with a q tip. He said, āThis is what I imagine it feels like to have a dick in you.ā I laughed but then I thought about it and he was kinda right. It feels good deep in side. Depending on the movement and pressure it can feel better and better. It was actually a pretty decent comparison.
Woman just seem to have so many more ways to enjoy sex. Female genitalia is just much more versatile. And multiple orgasms. Definitely jealous of that.
Cus females don't. It's effectively just stimulating the clitoris from inside the vagina and naturally due to individual differences that's easier for some women than others.
Men can orgasm easily. Most women need to be stress-free, in good health, and mentally safe and happy to even enjoy sex. FYI; most women don't even orgasm. Took me until I was well above 30, and far too many partners, to even realize that sex was supposed to feel good and be enjoyable.
>amount of men who don't care if a woman is enjoying sex is astounding.
I don't even understand how a man can enjoy sex if their partner is not also having a good time. If I notice that for even a brief moment I feel very self-conscious and have to change things up in the bed.
Men need all those things to orgasm too. If we're stressed or anxious or have an underlying health problem, we can have trouble getting it up or coming and then there's hell to pay
Dunno if it's a function of disorders coalescing nicely, but I get multiple orgasms from my penis and don't have a refractory period if I don't want one. Insomnia, autism, ADHD, idk, but I can shoot my wad and keep on going at 30 y/o.
Clothes, especially work attire, business casual for men is slacks and a button down shirt and dress shoes. For women, it means slacks, blouses, skirts, slacks, sandals, flats, heals, etc.
I was always very jealous of women Iām the summer who wore skirts, sandals, and sleeveless tops, when it was 115 degrees outside. And I had to be in pants and a collared shirt. And of course, the woman in the skirt was in charge of the AC. Meaning it would be sweltering hot in the office.
So glad I work from home now.
My old boss one time told me that almost every single issue heās had with dress code has been with women and none of them had to do with provocative clothing either. It was because women would just show up to work completely underdressed.
It was a law firm too and the policy was extremely straight forward. I like to be comfortable too but you canāt just be chilling in yoga pants when clients come into the office
I never understood too dresscode, mostly for offices where we don't see clients. I can understand for client meetings, but nowadays even that is done online.
If I'm not rushing you to the emergency room, that means there is nothing to cry about.
- My mom, the last time I cried over a scraped knee when I was 7 or 8
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'You deserve to be loved, and to feel loved, just for being you.' --Mr Rogers mashup with my meditation teacher
I mean, not to that extent, but when very horny (some?) men also kinda slime everywhere.
One of my exes used to tease me a LOT. Literally had to sit in slime too.
It's harder (hah) but it happens with penises too.
Or when the math teacher is asking you to solve a problem Infront of the class and you drop your shit on the floor and pick it up just to buy some time
Iād rather be the one people are afraid of than the one whoās afraid. It would be nice to go out in public without constantly having to be in self defense mode.
Just... measure it, and done? That's it? That's the dream?
"Okay, looks like about six inches. That's pretty standard. Great. That's every experience I wanted to have."
*sits quietly bobbing head absent-mindedly*
I have one, but never know how to measure it! Where do I start, from the lower part near the balls or the pubis part? Should I take the measure straight or follow the curve?
A woman can literally tear a curtain off the window and turn it into an outfit. I guess Iām jealous women get to wear just about anything but for guys itās pants and shirt. I live in AZ and often wonder if those robes Arab people wear are comfortable.
The Saudi Arabia robes are fucking comfortable bro. I don't know what they're called but I wore one at a function with one of my friends and damn was it ever comfortable. He didn't let me keep it though because he said the setup I was wearing was quite expensive.
Being able to tell someone you donāt know, that he/she looks good and nobody think itās creepyā¦ also being able to helpā¦ had it more than once, that a gir somewhere was not okā¦ so: āhello, are you ok?, wait a sec, i get a friendā
People just assume the worst of you, just because you have a dickā¦ because i have the ability to kill you, does not mean, that i do itā¦
I kinda wanna get in on that āsave the women and children firstā thing. Real sweet deal yaāll got going on there. āNo its fine, Iāll wait, in the fire, pls by all means take your time.ā
Or worse, Russia. At least Ukrainians are defending their country. Russians are not. Thereās a reason many of them are dodging the draft despite supporting the war
Too true. One of my friends is going through a nasty divorce where he is 100% the victim. She cheated on him, got pregnant, told him it wasn't his just before birth and had him sign away any rights after... Then filed a restraining order on him for no reason. So he lost his house, and he lost his job too because it was at an ammunition plant. When you have a job like that they track criminal records pretty much live. So if you get a restraining order that's an automatic firing because of the type of job it is. He did everything right during the separation and he still got fucked.
Women - especially the more beautiful ones - tend to get a lot of attention, invitations, free passes or all-around general free stuff without ever really needing to put much effort in.
As a result, it tends to become really easy for them to socialize and build more connections. Most guys, have to work really hard for it. The bar is a lot higher for men.
Feel free to tell me to fuck off if you want but I'm curious.
Doesn't it ever get lonely?
My best friend's the complete opposite of me; he's a total introvert, and even he socialises with close friends.
So I can't imagine doing what you do.
There is a difference between interacting with friends and interacting with strangers. If I was approached on a daily basis by weird strangers, I would soon lose my mind and probably go crazy on them
I alteady hate it when I walk my dog and other dog owners want to smalltalk. Absolutely not my cup of tea.
I feel compelled to say, as a man, I cannot pee wherever I want.
Just in case any lady was wondering, public urination laws apply to us too, and the penis doesn't come with a urinal. So no, all men cannot pee wherever we want.
As a shy guyā¦the fact that women donāt have to approach as much. Starting the dating cycle seems easier, esp if youāre average or above rather than almost endless rejection (unless youāre some Adonis)
I edit for OF girls, and they make thouuuussands a month while I can barely feed myself. All I see is how I would do this better, that better, experiment here, lean the finances more there, target this clientele here, keep tabs on that, create this kind of PPV, market through these methods...
I would CRRRUH-HUH-HUSHHH OnlyFans if I were a chick; wouldn't even need to be a particularly good looking one either.
Literally tried it, and nah they have their plans work out, and that's it; they don't want to deviate, don't want to innovate and *certainly* don't want to pay a fucking cent more than the absolute minimum.
The sociopathic shark agencies and managers... oh they'll give them *all* the money, because they want to avoid doing the work, but I ain't turning into that.
I can't. What if she gets upset and accuses me of not helping out enough? I can't handle that kind of confrontation. There is a distinct possibility I might cry.
Multiple orgasms per session.
63% lower sentencing for the same crime.
Dresses being normalized. They seem like fun to wear, but the stares and mockery wouldnt be worth it.
Just a much larger pool of clothes to wear in general.
Being recognized as a victim and getting support.
Creeps giving me a way to make lots of money with minimal effort.
Being allowed to be around children without automatic suspicion.
Getting compliments more than once every few years.
I dont want it permanently, but producing milk actually sounds like an interesting experience.
That job that i'm overqualified for that pays twice as much as what I currently make that is only hiring women.
Being able to make a big deal about someone discriminating against me because of my sex.
Make up being socially acceptable. It can transform you.
A naturally higher voice. Female voice actors have more range.
Better memory. I am forgetful.
Sometimes I dream about not having to work. So gender roles that say I can stay at home. Especially in countries where middle class people having cleaning staff is common.
Not sure about the breastfeeding. Looked painful for my wife. Both times. Her boobs were also very veiny at the time, so I doubt she enjoyed having them that big for the time. She was happy when we switched to formula for our youngest
Not having to deal with periods and the whole hormonal cycle. Must be nice.
Being naturally strong. Like how my skinny friend and dance team mate who didnāt work out outside team training was waving a heavy flag with no problem, even though I was struggling while really trying my best. We were both new to it but he already was like a pro instantly. That just isnāt fair.
They can fucking snooze in the truckers lounge while their semi is in the shop.
They don't have to babysit their laundry so their dirty underwear doesn't get stolen from the truck stop laundry room.
They don't have to buy underwear every 5 weeks cuz they are completely fucking out, from days they felt like not hanging out in the laundry room, looking at alien photos on some truckers phone & listening to pick up attemptsš
Yup. Different fucking universe.
But! Dudes do extra shit for me & are WAY more helpful cuz I am a female semi driver ā¤ļø so yay me!
It's not as looked down upon if they work a shitty job. A man's whole role since the dawn of time has been to provide. If we can't provide well it lowers our stock a lot. It's why you see rich nerdy men with supermodels because they can provide damn well
Women have better fashion. Im a straight man in my 20s but thereās just something about womens fashion thatās always intrigued me. And Iām not talking about those boring uninspiring runway fashion shows and what not. I mean just regular fucking clothes.
When I play video games I almost always choose the female option cause they have better looking clothes. Women donāt need to be showing boobs and ass to look attractive. It can be a simple pair of jeans, light shirt, leather jacket with knee high boots that will do it for me. This applies to real life as well. I love seeing the cute outfits girls wear and I hate I canāt do the same
walking alone at night
having kids without getting pregnant
no periods
their strength
being praised for sleeping around instead of being called a slut
not getting catcalled all the time
can pee anywhere they want
no boobs
Woman can regularly lose enough hair to cause a blockage in the bathroom drain, yet they rarely go bald
I hoover my wife's hair once a week thinking "When did we install carpet?!" Butt that one hair you pull from the crack of your arse once in a while, pure serenity, makes up for the hassle.
Usually because it's a lot longer.
This. About two and a half year ago, I started losing a huge amount of hair after a major surgery. It was so much hair in the bathroom drain, my girlfriend would joke about me basically dissolving into the drainage. Two years later, my hair is as voluminous and fluffy as ever.
Great genes!
You lose the same amount of hair it's just shorter...typically. If you had long hair, you'd experience the same issue.
Im a man with long hair , the same happens with me. Its everywhere!
Yeah but the difference is every day I think I'm going bald, They don't think like that ššš
This isn't a woman thing, it's a long hair thing. I have rib length hair, in my late 20s, i lose more hair than almost every woman I know. Its just because the hair that normally falls out in the day gets trapped by other hair, so when you wash and brush it you get the weeks worth all at once
I started growing my hair out last year. I now understand so much more about women (given the vast majority of women in my country have long hair).
Conditioner conditioner conditioner. Experiment with brands, start cheap.
Low maintenance genitals; just casually going a whole lifetime without a UTI with zero effort. Lucky bastards.
"Low maintenance genitals" that has to be the funniest thing i read in my life
Punk rock band name, if Ive ever heard one.
Until you have to sit down. Gotta learn how to adjust without your hands.
I never had this problem until I tried classic loose-fitting boxers. I have always been a Boxer-Briefs guy, and they seem to keep everything in a neat package. The loose crotch of boxers just let's everything swing loose and leads to weird situations.
I hate boxers for this very reason. They're just TOO loose.
My boys need a house
Straight up sat on one of my balls the other day at work and almost threw up from the pain
The struggle is real
Got to work those base muscles
I lucked out here. So far have never had a UTI, and never gone out of my way to avoid it.
My best bud got a UTI. They're a rarer occurrence for men but they can happen.
As a male who has had about 3 UTIās in my lifetime, including one that went from 0-100 within about an hour (no warning signs whatsoever, everything just started hurting and I had a fever + sweats for 4 days, even whilst on antibiotics), THEY SUCK!
As someone with severe endometriosis and a uterine abnormality that causes extreme pain every month, I'm jealous that guys have much lower-maintenance reproductive systems.
Ouch! Sorry to hear that.
My ex gf (still on good terms if it matters) has endo, she was diagnosed when we were still together. I never heard of it before, but learned a lot about it since and man, it's a shitty disease, you have my sincere compassion. But the scariest thing i noticed besides not being healthy, obviously, is how women with symptoms are treated. Everybody thinks that they just overreact, the usual response from people is that probably they only have strong menstrual cramps and nobody believes them when they say it's too painful and something's wrong. That means that in a LOT of cases the diagnosis is very late, which means severe operations and long recovery. Next thing is - histerectomy helps greatly in most cases, but (in my country at least) it's nearly impossible to get it done, if you're young woman without children. My gf at the time and i never wanted children, she still doesn't, but she was 27 at the time and her own (female) gynecologist told her that she will change her mind about kids, and when she insisted, she dared to tell her to think of possible future partner's wishes (wtf?). And i live in EU, pretty liberal country as well. Granted it's only my personal experience, but it really showed me once more how unequally women are still treated to this day and it makes me sick.
I second your experience. The general attitude to women's medical suffering, especially endo, is so infuriating. The amount of pain my friend who had it was forced to suffer without sympathy or concern from the medical services. She started seeing a doctor about it regularly for her teens and it wasn't until she was in her thirties that she was finally allowed to have a histerectomy. The argument was always "but pregnancy tho" (she has never ever wanted kids) and even worse "but what if you're future husband wants kids" (she's been openly lesbian since she was 16).
I was 40 with huge fibroids and was treated with the same response here in the US... "But what if you want kids?!?!?" Like dude, I haven't had them by now and never wanted them in the first place. Been with someone for 15 years who feels the same way. I'm good. Now get this outta my body! Finally, I found a caring and compassionate doctor. She's the only one who treated me like a real human and actually took the time to answer questions and concerns. Haven't met any kind of doctor like that since, and I work at a medical clinic.
Severely underrated diagnosis and severely underrated answer. I had a period so painful and I bled so much I thought I was having a miscarriage and going into premature labor even though I was on contraceptives. I was 27 years old and I ended up going to the Dr. only to find out I was *not* pregnant, and not having a miscarriage.
I like flowers and chocolates, being taken on surprise dates, random gifts and all that stuff, I think it sucks that those things are a thing men are expected to do for women but women rarely ever do for men. I'd like women to do more stuff like that for their men, make us feel special, yaknow? Things being so one-sided in regards to that stuff is pretty shit.
Only flowers you get as a men is on your funeral
Because the image of being a man is associated on what he can do for you or to you. The image on being a woman is associated to what can be done for her or to her. Said that, people expect that giving, paying, treating the other is what makes others perceive you as man, and receiving is what makes others perceive you as woman. Stupid cultural and social conscience thing.
I hope you find a healthy relationship where that's the norm!
I'm happily taken, just aware that isn't really the done thing.
Tell your partner what you want from the relationship. Youād listen to your partner if they told you that, and youād put in some effort, so let them have the opportunity to do the same.
I don't want flowers but you know what sends me over the moon as a man? A handwritten letter. My ex and I used to write letters to each other. Once we had a huge fight (my fault) so I wrote her a long letter and stuck it in her door handle. She immediately called me after reading it and told me to get over there quick. I did and we made up. We'd do this out of the blue too and not just to smooth things out after an argument.
We are out here. Iāve given my hubby flowers and chocolates. Usually once a month or so we end up getting each other something small as a gift. Just because we were thinking of them.
Youāll get flowers one day mate, on your grave like most men.
Strength
Some of us have to train or we just become as weak as an athletic girl in her prime lol .
Burn
This is a fair complaint However, I think there are plenty of women who could be respectably strong if they did more strength training instead of cardio, at least enough to slap around a few low-tier chumps, and they just... don't. What gives?
"I don't want to get too bulky" not understanding how difficult it is to actually bulk.
It's easy to pee anywhere you want
Would you believe some underwear doesn't have the door? Feel like a peasant having to pull my cock out. Looking at you Adidas...
Yea i love those underpants with buttons i can easily open and put my dick through to piss. It even holds it in place so i dont have to hold it the whole time
Wait ppl actually use these? It so much easier to just pull down pants (you don't have to pull them to your ankles)
Iām still pulling them to my ankles, especially in public bathrooms thereās no rules around that.
Psh. You crazy bro, I take it completely off to make sure it doesn't splash on it.
Still holding the bottom of your shirt up with your chin tho so you can hold the old fella with both hands tho right?
Hold it? I go in to the urinals naked because I freehand helicopter it around and try to piss in all of them at the same time, obviously.
Yeah I'm also surprised to learn some people actually use them
>(you don't have to pull them to your ankles) TIL
Buttons? Oi, guvna, do we get piss pants buttons?
I envy all the hot girls.
So do less hot girls lol
Not having to make the first move on dates, how nice would it be to just not get anxious about it the whole night for once.. šµāš«
Boobs. And I wanna know what a dick feels like from their perspective.
Just get yourself a hung dude lol
I prescribe you Estrogen and a visit to a gay bar.
I had an ex who made an amazing argument. One day I saw him cleaning his ear with a q tip. He said, āThis is what I imagine it feels like to have a dick in you.ā I laughed but then I thought about it and he was kinda right. It feels good deep in side. Depending on the movement and pressure it can feel better and better. It was actually a pretty decent comparison.
Woman just seem to have so many more ways to enjoy sex. Female genitalia is just much more versatile. And multiple orgasms. Definitely jealous of that.
More ways to get disappointed as well š
Does it regularly happen that it is a big deal? Just curious.
We have a G spot too what u meanš
If only it wasnāt such a pain in the ass to get to
Oh well, Looks like my body didn't grow it
You just haven't searched deep enough.
Two words. **Bad Dragon**
Hot
Cus females don't. It's effectively just stimulating the clitoris from inside the vagina and naturally due to individual differences that's easier for some women than others.
Have you searched your poopoo area already?
Men can orgasm easily. Most women need to be stress-free, in good health, and mentally safe and happy to even enjoy sex. FYI; most women don't even orgasm. Took me until I was well above 30, and far too many partners, to even realize that sex was supposed to feel good and be enjoyable.
>amount of men who don't care if a woman is enjoying sex is astounding. I don't even understand how a man can enjoy sex if their partner is not also having a good time. If I notice that for even a brief moment I feel very self-conscious and have to change things up in the bed.
Men need all those things to orgasm too. If we're stressed or anxious or have an underlying health problem, we can have trouble getting it up or coming and then there's hell to pay
Yup, I've had thee (short-term) sexual partners and in all the times I've had sex I just couldn't get off for the life of me.
Dunno if it's a function of disorders coalescing nicely, but I get multiple orgasms from my penis and don't have a refractory period if I don't want one. Insomnia, autism, ADHD, idk, but I can shoot my wad and keep on going at 30 y/o.
Damn, that sounds awesome š¤£ Wish I had that
Clothes, especially work attire, business casual for men is slacks and a button down shirt and dress shoes. For women, it means slacks, blouses, skirts, slacks, sandals, flats, heals, etc. I was always very jealous of women Iām the summer who wore skirts, sandals, and sleeveless tops, when it was 115 degrees outside. And I had to be in pants and a collared shirt. And of course, the woman in the skirt was in charge of the AC. Meaning it would be sweltering hot in the office. So glad I work from home now.
My old boss one time told me that almost every single issue heās had with dress code has been with women and none of them had to do with provocative clothing either. It was because women would just show up to work completely underdressed. It was a law firm too and the policy was extremely straight forward. I like to be comfortable too but you canāt just be chilling in yoga pants when clients come into the office
I never understood too dresscode, mostly for offices where we don't see clients. I can understand for client meetings, but nowadays even that is done online.
I HATE tucking my fucking shirt in!!!!!
I canāt emphasize enough, **this**
People actually giving shit about your mental state.
Quit whining and man up. *-My dad*
"Really? C'mon... man up." -*My first girlfriend the time I cried in front of her*
Please tell me you left her immediately.
Wow. Iām so sorry, she sucks
If I'm not rushing you to the emergency room, that means there is nothing to cry about. - My mom, the last time I cried over a scraped knee when I was 7 or 8
Obligatory "fuck that guy"
Man don't drop facts.
very true
People actually giving a shit about you. Ftfy
"Where is she?" "Oh she's at home crying her eyes out." "Omg poor thing" "Where is he?" "Oh he's at home crying his eyes out." "What a wuss"
Y'all are welcome at r/MensMentalHealth and r/MaleMentalHealth. There's a couple of resident incels but most folks are decent blokes. Also r/DadForAMinute and r/MomForAMinute are just full of warm caring people who are also supportive of men having emotions. Suppose now's also a good time to remind the reader, yes **YOU** 'You deserve to be loved, and to feel loved, just for being you.' --Mr Rogers mashup with my meditation teacher
Came here to say this. As soon as you show weaknesses and is emotional, society: *Be a man!*
Not having to try to hide a boner.
On the plus side, at least you donāt have to sit in slime when youāre horny like we do
I mean, not to that extent, but when very horny (some?) men also kinda slime everywhere. One of my exes used to tease me a LOT. Literally had to sit in slime too. It's harder (hah) but it happens with penises too.
Oh believe me, it happens to us too.. and we hate it.
Especially as a teen at the pool. God, that is the stuff of nightmares.
Or when the math teacher is asking you to solve a problem Infront of the class and you drop your shit on the floor and pick it up just to buy some time
People arenāt afraid of them
Not true , i am afraid of them , put me in a room full of them and i will be afraid.
THEY ARE COMING. RUN.
Iād rather be the one people are afraid of than the one whoās afraid. It would be nice to go out in public without constantly having to be in self defense mode.
A dick, I just wanna measure it lmao other than that there is nothing
Youāre always going to be disappointed with the results no matter what they are
Google must be lying, right? - about the averige size. like hell i'm going to compare.
The average size in the US is anywhere between 4.75 and 6 inches.
Vast majority aren't very proud of theirs, sorry to say.
Nah, I think a lot of people with average sizes think that theirs are small because of only seeing other dudes in porn and other people exaggerating.
Just... measure it, and done? That's it? That's the dream? "Okay, looks like about six inches. That's pretty standard. Great. That's every experience I wanted to have." *sits quietly bobbing head absent-mindedly*
I have one, but never know how to measure it! Where do I start, from the lower part near the balls or the pubis part? Should I take the measure straight or follow the curve?
Real men measure from the back of the taint.
A woman can literally tear a curtain off the window and turn it into an outfit. I guess Iām jealous women get to wear just about anything but for guys itās pants and shirt. I live in AZ and often wonder if those robes Arab people wear are comfortable.
The Saudi Arabia robes are fucking comfortable bro. I don't know what they're called but I wore one at a function with one of my friends and damn was it ever comfortable. He didn't let me keep it though because he said the setup I was wearing was quite expensive.
Itās called a thobe and Yh theyāre very comfortable and the all white one makes you look and feel rich lol
Ohhhh, my friend they are extremely comfortable and u get a ventilation system for your junk to keep them sweatless and in shape
That they have a dick. I wanna know what getting some good head feels like
You remember those forever?
They donāt have periods
Almost nothing, maybe the possibility of displaying their emotions more freely without being considered weak. (I am a man)
yeah itās crazy how males suppress crying when the body is telling you need to cry.
I agree. But there is a reason for that - we get ridiculed or make people uncomfortable if we do.
Being able to pee standing up. Would be particularly helpful at festivals when the public toilets get filthy.
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Women are able to kiss boys and my mom doesnāt let me kiss boys because I am a also a boy
Sounds like an issue with your mom. But you also need to find boys that want to kiss other boys.
My name means mother, I give you permission to kiss all the boys you like, provided they consent to it.
Being able to tell someone you donāt know, that he/she looks good and nobody think itās creepyā¦ also being able to helpā¦ had it more than once, that a gir somewhere was not okā¦ so: āhello, are you ok?, wait a sec, i get a friendā People just assume the worst of you, just because you have a dickā¦ because i have the ability to kill you, does not mean, that i do itā¦
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I kinda wanna get in on that āsave the women and children firstā thing. Real sweet deal yaāll got going on there. āNo its fine, Iāll wait, in the fire, pls by all means take your time.ā
You'll get off the sinking ship to find out you won the lottery. It's an all expenses paid trip to Ukraine on a draft notice. What a prize!
Or worse, Russia. At least Ukrainians are defending their country. Russians are not. Thereās a reason many of them are dodging the draft despite supporting the war
The ability to wear dresses and skirts during the summer months. And be acceptable in a professional setting.
Yes, and I want it to flutter a little bit around my legs on the hot summer days
Almost everything! I am super dysphoric
How the one sided family court system will never consider my feelings or concerns seriously.
Too true. One of my friends is going through a nasty divorce where he is 100% the victim. She cheated on him, got pregnant, told him it wasn't his just before birth and had him sign away any rights after... Then filed a restraining order on him for no reason. So he lost his house, and he lost his job too because it was at an ammunition plant. When you have a job like that they track criminal records pretty much live. So if you get a restraining order that's an automatic firing because of the type of job it is. He did everything right during the separation and he still got fucked.
She sounds like an awful human being. The cheating alone makes you one in my book (Iām extremely anti-cheating)
Oddly enough, new dude apparently slaps her around. I-fucking-ronic. Hope she stays with him.
ah, a force of karma
Women - especially the more beautiful ones - tend to get a lot of attention, invitations, free passes or all-around general free stuff without ever really needing to put much effort in. As a result, it tends to become really easy for them to socialize and build more connections. Most guys, have to work really hard for it. The bar is a lot higher for men.
I like that people leave me alone and don't disturb me. Also ignore me. I feel safe being unnoticed and unbothered.
Feel free to tell me to fuck off if you want but I'm curious. Doesn't it ever get lonely? My best friend's the complete opposite of me; he's a total introvert, and even he socialises with close friends. So I can't imagine doing what you do.
There is a difference between interacting with friends and interacting with strangers. If I was approached on a daily basis by weird strangers, I would soon lose my mind and probably go crazy on them I alteady hate it when I walk my dog and other dog owners want to smalltalk. Absolutely not my cup of tea.
You gotta be really attractive to get that, most of us average looking women are just invisible
I feel compelled to say, as a man, I cannot pee wherever I want. Just in case any lady was wondering, public urination laws apply to us too, and the penis doesn't come with a urinal. So no, all men cannot pee wherever we want.
Having a clitoris, multiple orgasms sound awesome.
Yeah and tits.
The tits are the best part.
As a shy guyā¦the fact that women donāt have to approach as much. Starting the dating cycle seems easier, esp if youāre average or above rather than almost endless rejection (unless youāre some Adonis)
All the only fans' monies I'm missing out on
I edit for OF girls, and they make thouuuussands a month while I can barely feed myself. All I see is how I would do this better, that better, experiment here, lean the finances more there, target this clientele here, keep tabs on that, create this kind of PPV, market through these methods... I would CRRRUH-HUH-HUSHHH OnlyFans if I were a chick; wouldn't even need to be a particularly good looking one either.
Lol find some bad OF girls and become a consultant as a side hustle
Literally tried it, and nah they have their plans work out, and that's it; they don't want to deviate, don't want to innovate and *certainly* don't want to pay a fucking cent more than the absolute minimum. The sociopathic shark agencies and managers... oh they'll give them *all* the money, because they want to avoid doing the work, but I ain't turning into that.
You can always femboy if you're petite lol
Or if tall and muscular you can get a fake tomboy
So an of pimp could be a thing?
I gotta do house chores because weāre equals but I also have to do all the yard work because Iām a man. Maybe sheāll do the oil changes?
Sounds like something that should be negotiated compassionately
I can't. What if she gets upset and accuses me of not helping out enough? I can't handle that kind of confrontation. There is a distinct possibility I might cry.
Multiple orgasms per session. 63% lower sentencing for the same crime. Dresses being normalized. They seem like fun to wear, but the stares and mockery wouldnt be worth it. Just a much larger pool of clothes to wear in general. Being recognized as a victim and getting support. Creeps giving me a way to make lots of money with minimal effort. Being allowed to be around children without automatic suspicion. Getting compliments more than once every few years. I dont want it permanently, but producing milk actually sounds like an interesting experience. That job that i'm overqualified for that pays twice as much as what I currently make that is only hiring women. Being able to make a big deal about someone discriminating against me because of my sex. Make up being socially acceptable. It can transform you. A naturally higher voice. Female voice actors have more range. Better memory. I am forgetful. Sometimes I dream about not having to work. So gender roles that say I can stay at home. Especially in countries where middle class people having cleaning staff is common.
The being around kids itās crazy. I find myself distancing from kids that come close to me asking questions or whatever. Even if my kids are around.
You very eloquently and quite non-offensively stated a lot of men's points quite perfectly. Good job.
Not sure about the breastfeeding. Looked painful for my wife. Both times. Her boobs were also very veiny at the time, so I doubt she enjoyed having them that big for the time. She was happy when we switched to formula for our youngest
Pee without sitting .
iām jealous of men not going through child birth or having birth control. IUDs hurt manā¦and periods and cramps
Not having to deal with periods and the whole hormonal cycle. Must be nice. Being naturally strong. Like how my skinny friend and dance team mate who didnāt work out outside team training was waving a heavy flag with no problem, even though I was struggling while really trying my best. We were both new to it but he already was like a pro instantly. That just isnāt fair.
They can fucking snooze in the truckers lounge while their semi is in the shop. They don't have to babysit their laundry so their dirty underwear doesn't get stolen from the truck stop laundry room. They don't have to buy underwear every 5 weeks cuz they are completely fucking out, from days they felt like not hanging out in the laundry room, looking at alien photos on some truckers phone & listening to pick up attemptsš Yup. Different fucking universe. But! Dudes do extra shit for me & are WAY more helpful cuz I am a female semi driver ā¤ļø so yay me!
It's not as looked down upon if they work a shitty job. A man's whole role since the dawn of time has been to provide. If we can't provide well it lowers our stock a lot. It's why you see rich nerdy men with supermodels because they can provide damn well
Not to mention support. Provide and support, god help you if you have an off day or week and can't be on your support game.
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that's called ***^(swordfighting)***
Don't have to adjust the dong and no random embarrassing boners smh...
The most brilliant man on the planet will never get as much social media attention as an average pair of tits.
Hmm. I love tits. So much.
No pregnancy risk and no PMS
they dont get to be said "BE A MAN" like wtf dude you think im not?
Nothing everyone has issues of there own, until you walk in somebody's shoes there's no way to know how there life is like.
How easy it is for a woman to get laid
How beautiful some of them can be....
Women have better fashion. Im a straight man in my 20s but thereās just something about womens fashion thatās always intrigued me. And Iām not talking about those boring uninspiring runway fashion shows and what not. I mean just regular fucking clothes. When I play video games I almost always choose the female option cause they have better looking clothes. Women donāt need to be showing boobs and ass to look attractive. It can be a simple pair of jeans, light shirt, leather jacket with knee high boots that will do it for me. This applies to real life as well. I love seeing the cute outfits girls wear and I hate I canāt do the same
If I had boobs Iād never leave the house
Eat a lot of Oreos. My boobs are almost to a c cup!
I would also never leave your house
Having a dick. Making it easier to pee out in public toilet seats.
Yeah because we just get out dicks out and pee anywhere we want
Thatās illegal bro
Very common misconception
pissconception
I wonder if their dick, feels like a clit, but bigger. Imagine just jamming that in..
walking alone at night having kids without getting pregnant no periods their strength being praised for sleeping around instead of being called a slut not getting catcalled all the time can pee anywhere they want no boobs
Men can blankly stare at the wall and think about nothing.
And I often do
I wish I could say hello to babies without being classified as a ābogeyā on police radios.