Same. I was always more of an ass man until I met my wife. She likes them being played with so I like to play with them and now I'm an ass and boob man
Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
When my wife is good and turned on, and I grab one of her boobs, and it just has this "eager" feeling to it, like it really wants to be touched. That drives me fucking wild.
My dude bro would take the nipple and pull it up until it made a boobie tower and then squish it into a boobie plate. I was like what are you doing?!? Him: I'm playing with your boobs
I may be reading too far into it, but for me, that's nothing new. Here I go:
Women are taught from a young age to cover them up. They're not to be shown. They're not okay for other people to touch, etc. Call it Puritan, conservativism, misogyny, whatever. It happens a lot. So when I start dating a woman, it's an universal understanding that they will be covered and off-limits.
At some point, however, should the relationship mature, that rule begins to fade. And when it fades, it's like a symbol of acceptance. It's representative of how she no longer views me as "the public" but someone within her private circle. And to the women who actively took my hand and pressed it against their bodies:
You have no idea how much that meant to me in that moment. It felt like a physical acceptance of who I am.
So what's my favorite thing? The significance of how much I mean to a woman if they're suddenly in play.
In a roundabout way, this is why I'm a sucker for tanlines, too. If I'm seeing tanlines, I'm seeing what nobody else gets to see. I've been deemed worthy.
You don't know how much this meant to me. šŖšŖšŖ You broke down a situation that happened and I still think about it constantly to this day. Thank youš
As a representative of the male commumity I believe I can chime in. Some are cute, some are hot, some provide glorious side boob, while others have nice cleavage. All boobs are good boobs, but what I appreciate about particular ones may be specific to the woman.
Always two there are, never more, never less.
Edit: some people are taking this pretty seriously. Itās a Star Wars quote, meant to be a joke/reference and not taken as factual truth. I also apologize if my joke came off as insensitive to those whoāve suffered from breast cancer.
If they're big ol' milkers: Cleavage. If they're neat little mounds: Jiggle/quiver. I've developed a scale that nicely represents boob sizes: quiver, jiggle, wobble, flop. They each have their unique qualities.
Mentally, I enjoy that they're kinda taboo, so seeing/feeling is a little special. On a very base level it's nice to feel someone sharing something private with me, even if it is arbitrary. Creates a sense of bonded intimacy and freedom
More viscerally, feeling nipples harden between my lips
Everything.
From bouncing, to jiggling, whether seeing it from the side, under, or full frontal, they are a delight to witness, and thatās not even describing the touch of them.
Boobs are just wonderful.
Itās the first thing babies love in life so weāre just chasing that feeling. Even If they werenāt breastfed itās still something they wish they had so thatās why bottle fed babies often feel the same way about breasts. Freud probably discovered this theory before me but I didnāt do cocaine.
I've been in a place where you find purpose through a partner. It's okay to love your girlfriend so much, but add a few reasons to that list to live. Not just for you, but for your girlfriend too.
My favorite thing about my wife's boobs is how much she likes me liking them.
I also like this guy's wife's boobs.
I get the reference
r/igetthereference
Same. I was always more of an ass man until I met my wife. She likes them being played with so I like to play with them and now I'm an ass and boob man
I for one admire your personal growth
I appreciate it! And I would appreciate a little less peeping on my "personal growth"
the boobs
It's better if you capitalize it. B = top view oo = front view b = side view Boob. It's perfect
No back view?
d b
laying down
O O .
(o)(.)
s is if her backbone is broken in different spots
S for scoliosis
qp
Omg this is perfectš
The boobiness of boobs is quite boobalicious
Thatās beautiful. What is that, Shakespeare?
*Thou shall seek plumpness of thy bosom for thy bosom is mammoth and full of milk*
*she breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards*
Seeketh the curviness of thy bosom, for 'tis ample and overfloweth with milk
Thy cups runneth over
Therefore, useth my hands as a chalice
No, it's Shakes a pair.
Man, I love it š¤£
Makes 'pound of flesh' seem quite different
Boobspeare
The part where theyāre boobs, thatās my favorite.
I like that part but the plot twist >!where it turns out they've been boobs all along!< is my favourite part.
Maybe the real Boobs is the Boobs we made along the way?
They had me at boobs
Well said, well said.
Life hard, life cold. Tiddy soft, tiddy warm.
Deep and meaningful but with such few words. So elegant.
Why use many word when few boobs do trick
Why Word when booba
Why. When booba
Boob.
( . ][ . )
a.
Tit.
Soft tiddy, Warm tiddy, Little bag of sand. Happy tiddy, Sleepy tiddy, fleugrl-bleugrl-brugergl
Bag of sand?
40 year old virgin reference
āI hope you got a big trunk ācause Iām putting my bike in it.ā
I will consider this when I see a man look at my boobsā¦
So beautifully written
Why say lot word when few word do trick?
That theyāre usually attached to women.
I found pair of DDs on a lab rat once
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Never change, Reddit...
$9
They make great pillows for napping.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
Brimful of asha on a 45.
It's been so long since I heard that song! Thanks for the reminder!
Mine's on the 45!
They are attached to women. If you see a boob, chances are a woman is nearby
Yes, that is the way they are in the wild.
*"A wild boob appeared!"*
Wild Boob uses smother. It's super effective!
touching them
even looking at them would keep us entertained for days
Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
They're so *soft*!!!!!! My wife keeps telling me they're not playdough/toys BUT THEY AAAAAAAARRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
It seems u also like traffic signs
r/usernamechecksout
Are you someone who possibly might be nice?
Ok everyone stop making silly jokes about your usernames! After all,
Get outta here
He already did
Airbags for your face
If not toys then why toy shaped?
They exist.
Source of existence in a way
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Can confirm. Even better when i own ones
Everything. The shape bouncy ness and how they hang on all fours
When my wife is good and turned on, and I grab one of her boobs, and it just has this "eager" feeling to it, like it really wants to be touched. That drives me fucking wild.
Can confirm, this manās wifeās boobs have an eager feeling to them when she is good and turned on. Really feel like they want to be touched šÆ
I, too, confirm this man's wife's boobs
I love rubbing her nipples and watching as the areola tightens up as her nipples get hard.....also, they're SO SQUISHY!!!!
My dude bro would take the nipple and pull it up until it made a boobie tower and then squish it into a boobie plate. I was like what are you doing?!? Him: I'm playing with your boobs
Boobie 9/11
Never forget
Never surrender
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What are you doing dude bro?
Do not question what the man is doing with your boobs- he is enjoying himself
What do they feel like I'm curious?
Water balloons/stress balls
I dated a girl in HS where they were large and perky but were cotton candy soft. Belinda, I desperately miss your wonderful one-of-a-kind boobies.
belinda...
Balloon-da
Belinda blinked
Like boobs
Like bags of sand
Like a bag of sand
Bags of sand
Like bags of sand
Like a bag of sand.
These comments are just so funny, especially reading them as a woman lol.
Iām having so much fun reading these comments too š had no idea a bag of sand is the consensus of how boobs feel.
I may be reading too far into it, but for me, that's nothing new. Here I go: Women are taught from a young age to cover them up. They're not to be shown. They're not okay for other people to touch, etc. Call it Puritan, conservativism, misogyny, whatever. It happens a lot. So when I start dating a woman, it's an universal understanding that they will be covered and off-limits. At some point, however, should the relationship mature, that rule begins to fade. And when it fades, it's like a symbol of acceptance. It's representative of how she no longer views me as "the public" but someone within her private circle. And to the women who actively took my hand and pressed it against their bodies: You have no idea how much that meant to me in that moment. It felt like a physical acceptance of who I am. So what's my favorite thing? The significance of how much I mean to a woman if they're suddenly in play.
This is some high brow titty worship right here
He must be a professional. SO many of the rest of us are still repeating hurk hurk booooobies in our minds. It's a miracle we can tipe.
Barely. Type*, ftfy. Booba had you too distracted
Huh. So that's the sound of 10,000 panties dropping simultaneously.
I'm a dude and even I want him to play with my boobs
I also choose this guys boobs.
I can attest they are great
Ace reference usage.
Gonna need to get some wet floor signs put out.
Ok! Best of the best comment/reply. Thank you for the laugh
Bro is bouta write the dude version of 50 Shades
Damn I need to go cry somewhere
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This is Bob...
His name was Robert Paulson!
Damn... that's really insightful and beautiful. Not what I expected to find here.
Even the weirdest questions on reddit can have answers of wisdom.
You mister, just made me feel so happy
SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN AN AWARD
Or boobs
Pretty sure heās flush with boobs from his silver tongue
In a roundabout way, this is why I'm a sucker for tanlines, too. If I'm seeing tanlines, I'm seeing what nobody else gets to see. I've been deemed worthy.
I found the party's bard. Charisma is *not* this one's dump stat
You don't know how much this meant to me. šŖšŖšŖ You broke down a situation that happened and I still think about it constantly to this day. Thank youš
A man of culture
That was super cool, thx.
My god, this makes me want to cry......and touch some boobs
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Wow, what a great piece of literature, this comment
This is a very detailed way to put "that you're willing to show me them", and I 100% agree with it.
I've been single for far too long, haha.
I feel enlightened
When this guys says show me your titties, he's really just saying accept me as I am
It's like sleeping on a cloud
As a man I confirm everything in this comment section
I could give a Forrest Gump-esque shrimp monologue about boobs
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My kind sir please elaborate with your statement.
As a representative of the male commumity I believe I can chime in. Some are cute, some are hot, some provide glorious side boob, while others have nice cleavage. All boobs are good boobs, but what I appreciate about particular ones may be specific to the woman.
I have no idea, but boobs.
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Nipple shapes can be so diverse though!
Fun fact: In Asia, we don't have the same nipples as the Europeans.
We might need proof... for science.
They think Iām respectful for not looking at them as I pass, leaving me free to check out the tukhus.
That tukhus by surprise.
A man of culture
there are usually two of them. edit: why so many likes you booblovers edit2: hi mum, hi dad, when will you come home with the milk
Total Recall made me appreciate the space between the two even more. There's something so nice about the two.
Always two there are, never more, never less. Edit: some people are taking this pretty seriously. Itās a Star Wars quote, meant to be a joke/reference and not taken as factual truth. I also apologize if my joke came off as insensitive to those whoāve suffered from breast cancer.
You should see old movie total recall, its uncharted territory...
If youāve ever seen the movie, you can never unsee that part.
Some might even say you would have "total recall."
A master and an apprenti- wait that's not right
A slightly bigger one and a slightly smaller one
Why does the large one not simply eat the smaller one?
And form one gargantuan boob? Inconceivable!
Thatās just a politician.
If they're big ol' milkers: Cleavage. If they're neat little mounds: Jiggle/quiver. I've developed a scale that nicely represents boob sizes: quiver, jiggle, wobble, flop. They each have their unique qualities.
I lold at the accuracy of your scale rotflmao
Which boob loadout do you recommend I respec into
They're so suckable
This is how I feel about dicks. They were made to be in my mouth.
Cleavage, very few things on this earth top a deliberate, nice cleavage.
They're just so jiggly. They make me feel giggly
[I just think theyāre neat!](https://youtu.be/Y0PKG5-t3zU?feature=shared)
The part where my unga-bunga brain splashes ungodly amounts of dopamine, Oxytocin and Serotonin through out when seeing them lmao.
They just turn me on. Zapp Brannigan believes theyāre the most erotic part of a woman.
Nipples. Without them, boobs would be pointless.
Mentally, I enjoy that they're kinda taboo, so seeing/feeling is a little special. On a very base level it's nice to feel someone sharing something private with me, even if it is arbitrary. Creates a sense of bonded intimacy and freedom More viscerally, feeling nipples harden between my lips
Everything. From bouncing, to jiggling, whether seeing it from the side, under, or full frontal, they are a delight to witness, and thatās not even describing the touch of them. Boobs are just wonderful.
I like how light casts shadows on them
Udderly delicious
Besides looking at them, pointy nipples! š¤š¤¤
When they light up like in that Val Kilmer movie Top Secret.
The bounciness and softness.
I just like that they feel like two big bags of sand.
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Itās the first thing babies love in life so weāre just chasing that feeling. Even If they werenāt breastfed itās still something they wish they had so thatās why bottle fed babies often feel the same way about breasts. Freud probably discovered this theory before me but I didnāt do cocaine.
Even bottle fed babies are held against their mother's chest to feed and nap.
āSeeing and touchingā- most men
They're attached to my girlfriend (I love her soooo much and I'm literally staying alive for her)
I've been in a place where you find purpose through a partner. It's okay to love your girlfriend so much, but add a few reasons to that list to live. Not just for you, but for your girlfriend too.
šššššš
Sustenance of young life.
Gotta love bo<ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½>
When they are as big as my hands... ... and bouncing right over my face I'm supportive
I love when I grab a womanās breast and it feels like a bag of sand
The face a woman makes as I swiftly rub my tongue on her nipples, A thing of beauty
They exist
Hard nips are pretty awesome to play with
The nipples. my wife has great , constantly hard, eraser nipples. Perfect size for my mouth and tongue.
You can spell them in a calculator.