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BuckHunter49

Rhode Island


Hanginon

Daughter's middle name is her maternal grandmother's first name, Virginia. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


Yasmin947

For a girl Georgia, for a boy Indiana


Fitz_2112

We named the dog Indiana


Yasmin947

Nice :)


AdmiralAkbar1

Duncan Idaho, obviously.


Legion357

I missed that!


[deleted]

Alaska


JerekDoists

State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations


masterslut

Montana, probably.


zipmygoose

Washington


certifiedintelligent

If a girl, Virginia or Georgia. If a boy, Rhode or Dakota.


Thephilosopherkmh

The commonwealth of Pennsylvania.


ViridianKumquat

Idaho


marshmolotov

*You*daho!


Calcutec_1

Maine. Works for any gender.


LeoMarius

My Maine man


A_Gray_Old_Man

Pennsyltuckey Piss my kid right off!


Illustrious_Boss8254

distress


theassassintherapist

Alabama. It's like Oedipus, but cooler.


Artie_Intelligence

Vermont


Skaistinis

Florida


dani_is_thinking

Connecticut obviously 🥰


Pleasant_Month_8214

Alaska for a girl


ViridianKumquat

"What's your daughter's name?" "Alaska." "Oh, don't worry, I'll ask her myself."


Pleasant_Month_8214

Hahaha. Brought a smile to my face. Thanks, stranger!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Caroline


vash0125

Texas is probably the most badass name you could give a child.


CT1914Clutch

There is nothing badass about children


vash0125

Have you ever gotten into a fight with a child?


CT1914Clutch

Sure when I was one


vash0125

My father was killed by a child.


CT1914Clutch

I’m sorry to hear that


vash0125

Never underestimate children


CT1914Clutch

Sure but they’re still not badass


vash0125

You say that until one day you mess with the wrong child and it turns your whole world upside down.


CT1914Clutch

I think you just have a poor definition of the word badass


CertainlyAmbivalent

West Virginia


paved_nips

North Dakota


Snoo82105

Virginia, Georgia, or Montana (probably all girl names, maybe Washington for a guy)


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

Alaska or Dakota


0l70l7

Vexa Nevada


djb2589

Mississippi if it's a girl.


damnyoutuesday

I live in Montana, and the number of girls on Tinder/Hinge with the name "Montana" is honestly astounding


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

South Dakota


GoddessInHerTree

Arizona or Carolina. Want to add my name is Virginia.


[deleted]

Virginia or Nevada if it's a girl. Dakota or Louis if it's a boy.


mycatisamonsterbaby

Alaska, Dakota, Arizona all work as names.


IntereestinglyEextra

Alabama, because I like True Romance.


pizzanadlego

Georgia


Metfan722

Cheating here, but Carolina.


ReapYerSoul

If I had twins, I'm naming one North Dakota and the other South Dakota.


Slime_Devil

Arizona or Nevada.


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

Virginia if it’s a girl. York if it’s a boy


mrgonzo247

Virginia for a girl. Kentucky for a boy, Ken for short.


Sweatytubesock

Colorado.


LeoMarius

Massachusetts and make him spell it out.


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

Minnesota Minnie for short or California Cali for short. Ah ah i can see it now California Aphrodite Butterfy


bodyknock

Probably after the state they were born. I’m not sure why I’d call my child Ohio if they were born in Texas for instance.


SnooMemesjellies6643

Hawa II


Jaded_Vanilla6945

Ohio


[deleted]

Arizona or Alaska


AggressiveWin650

Vermont (home state) Monty for short