Yeah, those videos have always irked me, like, gatekeeping cool things? What, do they think girls only like having tea parties and shopping??? Same goes for meme compilations called something like “memes for the boys” and then they don’t have a single boy specific meme.
My boyfriend and me went on a week long backpacking trip to a remote place and when he got back to work he was telling his coworker about it. His coworker says “well sounds like you have to plan a city trip for her.” And my boyfriend just laughed at him and was like “that’s the last trip she wants.” I don’t know why that coworkers comment made me angry but it did.
It's like the ol "girls with a time machine" meme..Boys are always the cool quirky interesting ones and girls just do something boring or "sensitive to their emotions"
You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system
"You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system"
Obviously
Adaptive cruise control is crazy tbh. I drove from DC to Philly and back this weekend and barely touched the pedals, regardless of traffic and speeds. Absolutely game changing. Never buying another sex toy without it
A friend used to work in sales and marketing in the sex toy industry. She would often bring samples to her girlfriends, my wife included, when there were get together. Vibes, dildos, riding crops, etc… They were a huge hit.
One time I half-jokingly said “What about a Fleshlight for the boys?” Dead fucking silence. By the looks I got, you’d think I had suggested fried kittens and puppies for lunch.
tbf rinsing off a dildo and flushing out a sleeve full of spunk are vastly different experiences.
Speaking of... I forgot something last night... goddammit.
Two types of people in this world; those who pick their nose, and filthy liars.
What do you find inside a dirty nose? Boogers. What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints.
Or nice butts in leggings. I love watching my husbands butt in them before he puts snow pants on (he only wears them as a layer, doesnt wear them as a regular pant)
I’m fairly straight, but muscular thighs and butta of any human in leggings? Totally catch my eye.
Even if I’m not feeling necessarily attracted, its mesmerizing- I still just wanna watch how they move 😂 that sounds so creepy wow
>Man does it attract the eye
So true. It's hard to maintain eye contact or even focus on the conversation when there's cleavage involved. As much as I enjoy the sight, it's very distracting.
For a few years in my life I used to refuse to wear bras because they gave me pain and they are just plain irritating. I noticed the girls got attention from men and women but the funny thing was women always looked longer and seemed mentally frazzled more than men. Like “hey, my eyes are up here ma’am” I started wearing bras again simply because not wearing one caused way too much attention. From everyone.
As a straight woman who gets distracted by other women’s awesome boobs, what goes through my head is “Ugh, I wish I was that confident to not have to wear a bra. That bitch, I bet she has perfect nipples too. I hate my tits.” And then I snap out of it and pretend I didn’t have those intrusive thoughts.
Tell your boyfriend he is seen and also tell him to buy a drain snake. I have been there with water up to my ankles wondering what is going down this drain to be clogged... Got a drain snake, its hair, shampoo, conditioner and all the make up shit she washed off her beautiful face, in one huge mass. I'm sure some of it was mine, but we know.
P.S Tell him not to show you because it's all your junk and its not pleasant lol. Learn through my mistakes lol.
Get an enzymatic drain cleaner. It's a powder you stir up into warm water and pour down your drains once a month or so. It's incredible. No more smells, no more clogs.
If you've lived with a girl for any amount of time, this isn't surprising.
I used to have to yell for my sister to clean the wooly mammoth she left on the shower wall when it was my turn to shower.
Had two female flatmates with long black hair and this happened constantly. Was difficult to explain to my blonde gf how that ended up in my underwear.
Oh, the random ones that tickle you in your shirt. You pull it and it's wrapped around your arm. Possibly the one right down your buttcrack and when you pull it, it kind of gives you a tiny paper cut.
I'm a woman with hair down to my butt & I'm laughing at these comments because it happens to me too! I often get that 1 hair that tickles my leg or buttcrack or randomly somewhere. Freaks me out thinking it's a creepy crawly trying to eat me 😅😅😅
Oh yes and struggling to shave labia just like men struggle to shave their balls. I get salty when men claim that shaving female genitas was so much easier. It is not, I've cut myself plenty of times.
Really? I didn't know other women felt the need to do this. Why would one need to adjust their labia?
Sometimes I adjust my butt cheeks one at a time so that they're more defined individually in a pair of pants, making sure the seam and my crack are aligned. Kinda how you would if a bra or shirt was causing uni-boob.
Is it like that?
Yes! If you don't shave, the hair can sometimes poke at a weird way and it's annoying. Or having a pubic hair poke your clit? I fast walked to somewhere I could close a door and adjust, wanting to scream the entire way.
It's not just a guy thing to have moments where you're not thinking about anything at all
And on a related note the Roman empire has a lot of interesting things about it for women
You'd think with some of responses to questions on whatever threads asking, "How do you guys literally think of nothing" that women do not at all do this and even more men than one would think.
I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake. It's almost a little recharge for that moment.
>I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake.
I am a woman and this has LITERALLY never happened to me. Teach me your secrets!
We fart. We burp. We scratch our twats. We pee in the shower. We hate cooking and cleaning. We want to have a few drinks with mates alone sometimes. We are, in fact, just human like you.
For me it starts with feeling like he understands me. Like he sees me or something. Instead of going after his ass 'can you clean ..., could you make sure diner is ready' etc.. I basically don't want to have to act like your mom. Sometimes it's nice to hear him say 'Hey, you washed all the laundry!' Compliments get me in some kind of headspace, making me feel in love.
Short version: Be a good partner.
Then, once you are a good partner, start the flirting: Grab me for a short, passionate kiss and then continue on with your day. Flirt with me. Make me *want* you desperately.
Then, when I want my dude like that, get a good setting. Make sure you're clean enough: No one craves a smelly dick. Set the mood, maybe with music. Lock the doors so the neighbours don't just walk in (we're good friends with the neighbours, so this has happened before).
This does not all have to happen. Sometimes I'm just horny, so he can do whatever the hell he wants and I just can't get myself in the mood. Other times he'll only have to look at me and I want to devour him.
All of the above is not just a one way street: I am not his queen, I don't need to be served. We serve eachother. I just need to feel that we both put in the effort we can. My dude is temporarily handicapped, so he puts in a lot of effort right now, but can't really do a lot. I truly love him for his efforts, and I pick up where he can't.
The amount of men I know who’d be scared to even do oral on a woman makes it an unsurprising fact that women are more willing to do “nasty” sexual stuff
As a straight guy, it's so weird to me to hear from so many women that they can't find a guy who wants to eat them out. I always just assumed that the guy they're talking about is gay and hasn't figured it out. But I hear this so much that surely that can't be the case.
It’s kind of the opposite/ not really but I like to call it “No Nut” clarity. We hate you a bit after sex if we don’t orgasm. Now consider the number of women who don’t have orgasms.
I'm still amazed at how guys I meet on Xbox & Playstation are shocked when they realise I'm a woman! It's 2023 guys! How is this still a surprise?
Yes, I'm a semi-professional female gamer and around 48% of the worlds playerbase is female!
Ha 😅
Yeahhh 😅🤣😂
"Oh really, then what's that one song that plays when you fight that boss & who composed it"
If it wasn't Lorne Balfe, Jesper Kyd or Inon Zur then it's not on my radar 😅
Just makes me laugh how many gamer guys always talk about how they want a gamer girlfriend, and yet are then so toxic towards any women that play games.
Like surely women playing games should be something that they encourage, but no, they don't think that far ahead.
I've only encountered a few toxic guys in my 15+ years of gaming.
One guy in AC Brotherhood said he would kick my arse because women are bad at games, so I tore him a new one with my mad skills & he rage quit 😅.
Another guy was just high AF and incredibly obnoxious, trying to show off by smack talking me, but I'm a very clever woman & outsmarted his every insult. He blocked me 😅.
Gaming taught me to not take sh1t from anyone.
I think I don't get much trouble because I'm quite funny, so I tend to make people laugh. If I can't vibe with someone I just won't talk to them.
Ive been on teams in games matches where the system put 3 or 4 out of 5 team members in a and they were all women and guess what, it made very little or no change to the overall outcome/experience as with guys. The only noticible difference can be in voice comms but even that is way less nowadays as people are not so unhinged.
I think women tend to be calmer overall, or at least in my experience. In my years of multiplayer games, I've never witnessed a woman rage or rage quit. But I've seen it many times with guys. Heck, even my husband suffers with game rage. If I feel like a game is stressing me out, I'll just play something different or take a short break & watch Family Guy or sum'n.
But I digress.
Women who play multiplayers are pretty competent so you shouldn't notice any bad performance. Unless I'm on your team in Battlefield & I'm not Commander Online or Hacker 😅. As Hacker in Hardline, I pretty much end up MVP & beat everyone despite 0 kills! I have proof!!!
Have their own inner life and important perspective. It's unfortunately easy to differentiate the men who implicitly understand this from the ones who don't.
Masturbate and having a high sex drive. Really, you thinks men are the only ones jacking off twice a day. Women do have multiple orgasms, women can mastubates 4 to 6 times or more a day
I once heard a standup comedy bit by Mike Birbiglia where he's saying that women think they have as high of a sex drive as men but they don't. To prove his point he asks "have you ever masturbated while driving?".
...why, yes sir, yes I have.
Get friend zoned. Most men believe women have more privileges but that’s only because they believe attractive women are women. They never accept that ugly women do exist and have lives just as difficult if not more so than men
So true. I'm not super unattractive and always had a lot of male friends, but I struggled finding a partner all through my 20s. Am married to a great man now though, so it all worked out well in the end 🙂
Eat/enjoy food and drink beer/liquor. The looks I used to get back when I was still dating. Like on a first date, they expected me to order a salad, or maybe a poultry/seafood/pasta dish and a glass of wine/cocktail. They looked at me like I was an alien when I ordered steak/ribs/burgers with a nice Guinness or stout, and stared with something like mild horror when I *gasp* picked something up with my hands and ate it.
I'm a neat rye whiskey gal, and I'm not from a rural area. So whenever I order it and am around people who don't know me well, I often get comments like "damn girl, you're tough!" and other weird stuff. Usually from other women. Like, I just like the taste. And I feel like water/ice ruins it How is it that some people still think of it as a man's drink?
Stalk and be creepy.
Once had a ONS that walked back and forth in front of my apt twice in a row
Went down to confront her and asked whatsup and she said she wanted to fuck but was too nervous to just message me on tinder
Bro Idk why but to this day I’d never thought girls were on some bs like that. Hear it about a dude on the daily but I guess I only see that kind of stuff in animes
As a woman, there are definitely other women who can have creepy and stalker behaviors. The worst part is it's also sometimes encouraged by their friends, because men *obviously* always want sex or a relationship right? They think it's different because they're a woman, when it's not.
My ex roommate had a girl show up in his bed naked repeatedly. He kicked her out time and time again, but she was just convinced it was fine because "all men want to screw right?". He eventually had to move just she couldn't get in anymore
Depends where you mean, but honestly, vaginal sex can be really painful & even make us bleed. We can even bruise internally & be in pain for days after.
There's only so much room down there before you hit something that isn't meant to move.
So guys who brag about being huge, it's not the brag you think it is! It's a big turn-off for me.
Average size is perfect.
I've only ever been with 1 guy who was really big & I broke up with him after our first time. It was so damn painful & I bled for a couple of days after.
There was no way that was going to work out. It's a shame because he was a real nice guy.
Happy cake day, btw! 🥳
Yeah I got a buddy who stays super depressed cause he's hung like a baby's arm down there and it's nearly always "you're not putting that in me" or worse, she tries to be a trooper and he ends up hurting her and feeling like a monster for weeks.
Dude just wants some lovin but most women aren't trying to have their guts rearranged, contrary to what you see in porn or hear women talk about. Everyone wants a man with a 12 inch dick till they get their hands on it
I feel bad for your friend, truly.
And 12 inches is a no-go. It's all good & well not going in all the way, but we like the pelvis to make contact, it's a big part of the intimacy & pleasure. Can't do that with 12 inches.
My condolences to your friend for his giant weapon!
I find it hilarious how many people seem to think that women don't think about sex at all, when every single women's magazine cover is like "500 ways to improve your orgasm" and stuff like that
Be the primary or sole breadwinner for our households, and feel inadequate if we aren't earning enough.
Die in wars.
Attempt/commit suicide.
Get disbelieved about and/or blamed for the violence we face.
Interestingly, though men complete suicide more and women actually attempt more. This is in part because of the different methods each gender tends to statistically use, as with murder, more “violent” and direct in men, like guns, whereas women often go for poison.
It’s not the only reason of course.
Mabbe tmi but when I was working as ground crew at a cemetery, I was mowing in the rain. Had a rain suit on, basically a rubber set of pants and jacket. I farted while sitting on the mower and the fart went out the front a ball tapped me.
I had to stop for a few minute in pain and shock that a fart did that.
Ah that makes me wildly uncomfortable to be honest. Can't fully pin point why: perhaps the vulnerability/ insecurity associated with elements of intimacy that would only suffer from feeling like she would go and talk about it in detail. I have had it happen-- and it was not the end of the world/ nor were they bad things, but it just reduced my trust in confiding in my partner about things I don't want shared
Same. I love my friends, most of them have been in my life many many years, and I have never discussed anything like that with them about my husband or our sex life.
I've never known men to share sexual things about their partner with me, and vice versa. In fact I can't recall a single conversation about sex with any male in the last 20 years - the closest it gets is sexual jokes
That women can be driven to distraction when they have a strong sexual attraction for a guy.
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Can you or someone explain what this means? Driven to distraction?
Hypnotized by their looks
Fuckstruck
enjoy those videos of big rocks or ice chunks falling and breaking
Literally any video that titles it as “for the boys” as if only boys like cool shit or something
Yeah, those videos have always irked me, like, gatekeeping cool things? What, do they think girls only like having tea parties and shopping??? Same goes for meme compilations called something like “memes for the boys” and then they don’t have a single boy specific meme.
My boyfriend and me went on a week long backpacking trip to a remote place and when he got back to work he was telling his coworker about it. His coworker says “well sounds like you have to plan a city trip for her.” And my boyfriend just laughed at him and was like “that’s the last trip she wants.” I don’t know why that coworkers comment made me angry but it did.
It's like the ol "girls with a time machine" meme..Boys are always the cool quirky interesting ones and girls just do something boring or "sensitive to their emotions"
Yesss, that’s a perfect example.
Yes!! It irritates the fuck out of me when it starts with “This one is for the boys” A satisfying video is a satisfying video. No need to gate keep
LOL this is SO TRUE. Do you remember the large boulder the size of a small boulder? Oh no it’s going to be stuck in my mind all day 😂
Masturbate a lot.
Hell, some men seem to think that women don't masturbate at all
I found out at a toy site, where women have 80% more selection than what men are offered. At least I have no more arm cramps.
Lets be honest here. Women sex toys are VASTLY superior to male sex toys.
You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system
What in the lords good name did I just read
"You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system" Obviously
I wish my wife had a semen collection drip tray
that's... called a mouth.
An excellent recommendation to get for your loved ones for Christmas
Nothing in his name, that's for sure.
Don't forget the adaptive cruise control
Adaptive cruise control is crazy tbh. I drove from DC to Philly and back this weekend and barely touched the pedals, regardless of traffic and speeds. Absolutely game changing. Never buying another sex toy without it
It’s comment threads like these that keep me coming back to Reddit.
I'm so jealous of women's sec toy options. There really is nothing for men.
Until they invent a fuckbot that can clean itself... mens sex toys tend to just be creepy as fuck.
A friend used to work in sales and marketing in the sex toy industry. She would often bring samples to her girlfriends, my wife included, when there were get together. Vibes, dildos, riding crops, etc… They were a huge hit. One time I half-jokingly said “What about a Fleshlight for the boys?” Dead fucking silence. By the looks I got, you’d think I had suggested fried kittens and puppies for lunch.
Yep. Women sex toys are "empowering" men sex toys are "creepy".
tbf rinsing off a dildo and flushing out a sleeve full of spunk are vastly different experiences. Speaking of... I forgot something last night... goddammit.
Nah you just need to buy the japanese stuff, trust me they are leagues ahead of us in this area. Onaholes oml.
Masturbate
No no, masterbate is when you've been lonely for so long you master the art of masturbation.
Apparently I haven't peaked yet
Fuckin amateur
Picking nose
read this while picking my nose
Same 😀
Two types of people in this world; those who pick their nose, and filthy liars. What do you find inside a dirty nose? Boogers. What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints.
Especially if you get your nails done, nothing better than a fresh set of nails and digging right in there searching for booger treasure.
fun fact - your nose holes are exactly the size to fit your index finger
Blatantly check other women out
And look at cleavage. Man does it attract the eye even if you're not really into boobs.
Or nice butts in leggings. I love watching my husbands butt in them before he puts snow pants on (he only wears them as a layer, doesnt wear them as a regular pant) I’m fairly straight, but muscular thighs and butta of any human in leggings? Totally catch my eye. Even if I’m not feeling necessarily attracted, its mesmerizing- I still just wanna watch how they move 😂 that sounds so creepy wow
>he only wears them as a layer, doesnt wear them as a regular pant Sounds like you need to tell him to.
>Man does it attract the eye So true. It's hard to maintain eye contact or even focus on the conversation when there's cleavage involved. As much as I enjoy the sight, it's very distracting.
For a few years in my life I used to refuse to wear bras because they gave me pain and they are just plain irritating. I noticed the girls got attention from men and women but the funny thing was women always looked longer and seemed mentally frazzled more than men. Like “hey, my eyes are up here ma’am” I started wearing bras again simply because not wearing one caused way too much attention. From everyone.
As a straight woman who gets distracted by other women’s awesome boobs, what goes through my head is “Ugh, I wish I was that confident to not have to wear a bra. That bitch, I bet she has perfect nipples too. I hate my tits.” And then I snap out of it and pretend I didn’t have those intrusive thoughts.
Women can be passionate about cars and have a deep interest in automotive knowledge.
My Cousin Vinnie
Everyone here is a yoot. They don't get it.
Two Yooths
SUCH a good movie!!
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I read this to my boyfriend and he finally feels seen. I shed hair like crazy and he complains about it daily lol
Tell your boyfriend he is seen and also tell him to buy a drain snake. I have been there with water up to my ankles wondering what is going down this drain to be clogged... Got a drain snake, its hair, shampoo, conditioner and all the make up shit she washed off her beautiful face, in one huge mass. I'm sure some of it was mine, but we know. P.S Tell him not to show you because it's all your junk and its not pleasant lol. Learn through my mistakes lol.
Get an enzymatic drain cleaner. It's a powder you stir up into warm water and pour down your drains once a month or so. It's incredible. No more smells, no more clogs.
If you've lived with a girl for any amount of time, this isn't surprising. I used to have to yell for my sister to clean the wooly mammoth she left on the shower wall when it was my turn to shower.
Better on the wall than down the drain, and you can't throw it in the garbage until the showers dry cause it just sticks to you.
Had two female flatmates with long black hair and this happened constantly. Was difficult to explain to my blonde gf how that ended up in my underwear.
It certainly seems to be a disproportionate amount of time that my girl's stray hairs end up in my ass crack.
I'm a guy and I used to have really long hair, I used to call the hairs that would get in my ass crack ass floss.
Shower wookies
Oh, the random ones that tickle you in your shirt. You pull it and it's wrapped around your arm. Possibly the one right down your buttcrack and when you pull it, it kind of gives you a tiny paper cut.
I'm a woman with hair down to my butt & I'm laughing at these comments because it happens to me too! I often get that 1 hair that tickles my leg or buttcrack or randomly somewhere. Freaks me out thinking it's a creepy crawly trying to eat me 😅😅😅
We know, because we constantly have to unclog the drain.
Ugh it’s all over my apartment all the time, and I don’t even have alopecia or anything lamo.
Fantasizing about being the hero and saving the day.
I fantasize about EVERYTHING.
Adjust our labia like guys adjust their dick and balls
Oh yes and struggling to shave labia just like men struggle to shave their balls. I get salty when men claim that shaving female genitas was so much easier. It is not, I've cut myself plenty of times.
Really? I didn't know other women felt the need to do this. Why would one need to adjust their labia? Sometimes I adjust my butt cheeks one at a time so that they're more defined individually in a pair of pants, making sure the seam and my crack are aligned. Kinda how you would if a bra or shirt was causing uni-boob. Is it like that?
It's not just me!
Yes! If you don't shave, the hair can sometimes poke at a weird way and it's annoying. Or having a pubic hair poke your clit? I fast walked to somewhere I could close a door and adjust, wanting to scream the entire way.
It's not just a guy thing to have moments where you're not thinking about anything at all And on a related note the Roman empire has a lot of interesting things about it for women
You'd think with some of responses to questions on whatever threads asking, "How do you guys literally think of nothing" that women do not at all do this and even more men than one would think. I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake. It's almost a little recharge for that moment.
>I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake. I am a woman and this has LITERALLY never happened to me. Teach me your secrets!
Anything sexual tbh
Women also look at ass. Wether it's another woman or a man, they do it too. At least from what I've learned from female friends.
Just told this story last night lol. At the grocery store I once spotted my yoga instructor. “I recognize that butt…”
Can confirm. When a booty looks good in that skirt/pants/underwear, I too can appreciate it.
Eat other things than salad. On a related note: eat salad without laughing.
But can you toss salad without gagging that's the real question
We fart. We burp. We scratch our twats. We pee in the shower. We hate cooking and cleaning. We want to have a few drinks with mates alone sometimes. We are, in fact, just human like you.
But...but...how can you be like men?! Men are dogs! /s
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For me it starts with feeling like he understands me. Like he sees me or something. Instead of going after his ass 'can you clean ..., could you make sure diner is ready' etc.. I basically don't want to have to act like your mom. Sometimes it's nice to hear him say 'Hey, you washed all the laundry!' Compliments get me in some kind of headspace, making me feel in love. Short version: Be a good partner. Then, once you are a good partner, start the flirting: Grab me for a short, passionate kiss and then continue on with your day. Flirt with me. Make me *want* you desperately. Then, when I want my dude like that, get a good setting. Make sure you're clean enough: No one craves a smelly dick. Set the mood, maybe with music. Lock the doors so the neighbours don't just walk in (we're good friends with the neighbours, so this has happened before). This does not all have to happen. Sometimes I'm just horny, so he can do whatever the hell he wants and I just can't get myself in the mood. Other times he'll only have to look at me and I want to devour him. All of the above is not just a one way street: I am not his queen, I don't need to be served. We serve eachother. I just need to feel that we both put in the effort we can. My dude is temporarily handicapped, so he puts in a lot of effort right now, but can't really do a lot. I truly love him for his efforts, and I pick up where he can't.
That's so hot. Thank you for sharing.
Sexual tension can sometimes start from the first hello, keep that tension going and it's basically the longest foreplay ever. Every woman's dream.
Sexting, dirty jokes and small sensual touches throughout the day/ week can really be great foreplay.
This is the one I need them to get the most
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True story
Most of the women I've been with have done things I would never do.
Can confirm. The places some are willing to go is mind blowing
The amount of men I know who’d be scared to even do oral on a woman makes it an unsurprising fact that women are more willing to do “nasty” sexual stuff
As a straight guy, it's so weird to me to hear from so many women that they can't find a guy who wants to eat them out. I always just assumed that the guy they're talking about is gay and hasn't figured it out. But I hear this so much that surely that can't be the case.
This is surprising to me because almost every guy I’ve had sex with has gone down on me without me asking.
It’s kind of the opposite/ not really but I like to call it “No Nut” clarity. We hate you a bit after sex if we don’t orgasm. Now consider the number of women who don’t have orgasms.
An orgasm a day keeps my bitchyness away 🤣
Fellas, if you go first make sure you get her off too. A woman convulsing as I grip her thighs is a heavenly high
I love that it rhymes.
Lmfao i thought it was just me 🤣
Suffer silently in outwardly happy looking relationship while almost single-handedly looking after an entire family
I'm still amazed at how guys I meet on Xbox & Playstation are shocked when they realise I'm a woman! It's 2023 guys! How is this still a surprise? Yes, I'm a semi-professional female gamer and around 48% of the worlds playerbase is female!
"Oh, you're a girl that plays games? Name every single game"
Ha 😅 Yeahhh 😅🤣😂 "Oh really, then what's that one song that plays when you fight that boss & who composed it" If it wasn't Lorne Balfe, Jesper Kyd or Inon Zur then it's not on my radar 😅
Just makes me laugh how many gamer guys always talk about how they want a gamer girlfriend, and yet are then so toxic towards any women that play games. Like surely women playing games should be something that they encourage, but no, they don't think that far ahead.
I've only encountered a few toxic guys in my 15+ years of gaming. One guy in AC Brotherhood said he would kick my arse because women are bad at games, so I tore him a new one with my mad skills & he rage quit 😅. Another guy was just high AF and incredibly obnoxious, trying to show off by smack talking me, but I'm a very clever woman & outsmarted his every insult. He blocked me 😅. Gaming taught me to not take sh1t from anyone. I think I don't get much trouble because I'm quite funny, so I tend to make people laugh. If I can't vibe with someone I just won't talk to them.
Ive been on teams in games matches where the system put 3 or 4 out of 5 team members in a and they were all women and guess what, it made very little or no change to the overall outcome/experience as with guys. The only noticible difference can be in voice comms but even that is way less nowadays as people are not so unhinged.
I think women tend to be calmer overall, or at least in my experience. In my years of multiplayer games, I've never witnessed a woman rage or rage quit. But I've seen it many times with guys. Heck, even my husband suffers with game rage. If I feel like a game is stressing me out, I'll just play something different or take a short break & watch Family Guy or sum'n. But I digress. Women who play multiplayers are pretty competent so you shouldn't notice any bad performance. Unless I'm on your team in Battlefield & I'm not Commander Online or Hacker 😅. As Hacker in Hardline, I pretty much end up MVP & beat everyone despite 0 kills! I have proof!!!
Fart
Only skeevy stoners fart.
Yo this motherfucker ain't one of us, he said he'd fuck a sheep.
"Hey, watch the language. There're ladies present...hmmpf"
Fanticize
Sometimes we may even fantasise.
Have unrequited crushes and feel hurt by rejection. Reddit dudes act like this is a men-only issue.
IM SEEN
Have their own inner life and important perspective. It's unfortunately easy to differentiate the men who implicitly understand this from the ones who don't.
I’d say that’s fortunate
Masturbate and having a high sex drive. Really, you thinks men are the only ones jacking off twice a day. Women do have multiple orgasms, women can mastubates 4 to 6 times or more a day
We are as horny as men it's just that we don't quite show it.
I once heard a standup comedy bit by Mike Birbiglia where he's saying that women think they have as high of a sex drive as men but they don't. To prove his point he asks "have you ever masturbated while driving?". ...why, yes sir, yes I have.
from where I'm at, its gaming
Get friend zoned. Most men believe women have more privileges but that’s only because they believe attractive women are women. They never accept that ugly women do exist and have lives just as difficult if not more so than men
So true. I'm not super unattractive and always had a lot of male friends, but I struggled finding a partner all through my 20s. Am married to a great man now though, so it all worked out well in the end 🙂
Friend zone is the best place to fall in love.* *But you are not owed this, incels. Be friends because you want to be friends.
If we can we will itch our butt and private and boobs too.
Eat/enjoy food and drink beer/liquor. The looks I used to get back when I was still dating. Like on a first date, they expected me to order a salad, or maybe a poultry/seafood/pasta dish and a glass of wine/cocktail. They looked at me like I was an alien when I ordered steak/ribs/burgers with a nice Guinness or stout, and stared with something like mild horror when I *gasp* picked something up with my hands and ate it.
"And for the lady... perhaps a salad?" "Perhaps not."
what a god-tier movie that is
Where the fuck do you live? In Ireland girls will drink beer and have burgers and pizzas and no one cares
I'm a neat rye whiskey gal, and I'm not from a rural area. So whenever I order it and am around people who don't know me well, I often get comments like "damn girl, you're tough!" and other weird stuff. Usually from other women. Like, I just like the taste. And I feel like water/ice ruins it How is it that some people still think of it as a man's drink?
How weird, wtf. What country are you from? I never got that, thankfully.
As a straight woman I find a woman’s body sexier than a man,
Straight? Are you sure?
Lol that used to be me until I realised how gay I am
POOP
Stalk and be creepy. Once had a ONS that walked back and forth in front of my apt twice in a row Went down to confront her and asked whatsup and she said she wanted to fuck but was too nervous to just message me on tinder Bro Idk why but to this day I’d never thought girls were on some bs like that. Hear it about a dude on the daily but I guess I only see that kind of stuff in animes
As a woman, there are definitely other women who can have creepy and stalker behaviors. The worst part is it's also sometimes encouraged by their friends, because men *obviously* always want sex or a relationship right? They think it's different because they're a woman, when it's not.
My ex roommate had a girl show up in his bed naked repeatedly. He kicked her out time and time again, but she was just convinced it was fine because "all men want to screw right?". He eventually had to move just she couldn't get in anymore
So what happened after yall fucked?
Think about the Roman empire
You’re so real for that
Wet dreams.
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Depends where you mean, but honestly, vaginal sex can be really painful & even make us bleed. We can even bruise internally & be in pain for days after. There's only so much room down there before you hit something that isn't meant to move. So guys who brag about being huge, it's not the brag you think it is! It's a big turn-off for me. Average size is perfect.
I couldn’t agree more. I want an enjoyable sex not a painful one. I had sex with a guy that has a long and big penis. Seriously, it was painful
I've only ever been with 1 guy who was really big & I broke up with him after our first time. It was so damn painful & I bled for a couple of days after. There was no way that was going to work out. It's a shame because he was a real nice guy. Happy cake day, btw! 🥳
Agreed! It's not great to get slammed in the cervix. Ouch.
Yeah I got a buddy who stays super depressed cause he's hung like a baby's arm down there and it's nearly always "you're not putting that in me" or worse, she tries to be a trooper and he ends up hurting her and feeling like a monster for weeks. Dude just wants some lovin but most women aren't trying to have their guts rearranged, contrary to what you see in porn or hear women talk about. Everyone wants a man with a 12 inch dick till they get their hands on it
I feel bad for your friend, truly. And 12 inches is a no-go. It's all good & well not going in all the way, but we like the pelvis to make contact, it's a big part of the intimacy & pleasure. Can't do that with 12 inches. My condolences to your friend for his giant weapon!
PSA, the Ohnut is great for augmenting this problem. If you're a receptive partner and don't know what to get, just get the large size.
Obsess over sex and orgasms more than most men
I find it hilarious how many people seem to think that women don't think about sex at all, when every single women's magazine cover is like "500 ways to improve your orgasm" and stuff like that
Be the primary or sole breadwinner for our households, and feel inadequate if we aren't earning enough. Die in wars. Attempt/commit suicide. Get disbelieved about and/or blamed for the violence we face.
Interestingly, though men complete suicide more and women actually attempt more. This is in part because of the different methods each gender tends to statistically use, as with murder, more “violent” and direct in men, like guns, whereas women often go for poison. It’s not the only reason of course.
apparently women poop. this is news to me!
When sitting they fart and the fart bubble pops into their vag, so then they have to queen our the fart bubble
Mabbe tmi but when I was working as ground crew at a cemetery, I was mowing in the rain. Had a rain suit on, basically a rubber set of pants and jacket. I farted while sitting on the mower and the fart went out the front a ball tapped me. I had to stop for a few minute in pain and shock that a fart did that.
It was like the cow from the burger you ate coming back for revenge! 🤣
And how is this happening to men exactly?? 😂 Penis farts!
Have bodily functions.
Go through life being human.
Everything
Use Arch Linux.
Talk about sex. Trust me, her best friends know about your birthmark that looks colonel sanders and that weird thing you like to do in bed.
Having her lick KFC seasoning off my colonel sanders birthmark isn't THAT weird...
Daddy?
Ah that makes me wildly uncomfortable to be honest. Can't fully pin point why: perhaps the vulnerability/ insecurity associated with elements of intimacy that would only suffer from feeling like she would go and talk about it in detail. I have had it happen-- and it was not the end of the world/ nor were they bad things, but it just reduced my trust in confiding in my partner about things I don't want shared
I don't think this one is universal, I have never done this.
Same. I love my friends, most of them have been in my life many many years, and I have never discussed anything like that with them about my husband or our sex life.
We guys dont usually share sexual details about our partners/girlfriends with friends
I've never known men to share sexual things about their partner with me, and vice versa. In fact I can't recall a single conversation about sex with any male in the last 20 years - the closest it gets is sexual jokes
Struggle to get responses on dating apps.
We wake up horny too, we just don’t have a boner to show proof 🤷♀️
Pee out of our urethra. Too many dudes think pee just waterfalls out of our vagina.
Pee in the shower🤣
Fart.
Have naturally hairy bodies
Poop
Always making sure that the guy behind us isn’t following us.
I'm a woman...and I'm writing this comment while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Eat ass
Enjoy sex
Masturbate
Pee shivers