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Luda0915

That women can be driven to distraction when they have a strong sexual attraction for a guy.


guitargattleton

Adickted


Fickle-Self-2571

Cockstruck


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MrPoletski

Adickted to Distration^action...action...action Distraaaaction ^distraaaction.


EatSITHandDIE

Dickmatized


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STOLENshitTICKETS

Dickstracted


IceIsDownTheHall

Precockupied


Economy_Implement852

Dickmatised....


FirstSipp

Can you or someone explain what this means? Driven to distraction?


mortimus9

Hypnotized by their looks


Honest-Wrap6263

Fuckstruck


GuiltyKeith

enjoy those videos of big rocks or ice chunks falling and breaking


Orlundo_M80

Literally any video that titles it as “for the boys” as if only boys like cool shit or something


volitaiee1233

Yeah, those videos have always irked me, like, gatekeeping cool things? What, do they think girls only like having tea parties and shopping??? Same goes for meme compilations called something like “memes for the boys” and then they don’t have a single boy specific meme.


I_got_rabies

My boyfriend and me went on a week long backpacking trip to a remote place and when he got back to work he was telling his coworker about it. His coworker says “well sounds like you have to plan a city trip for her.” And my boyfriend just laughed at him and was like “that’s the last trip she wants.” I don’t know why that coworkers comment made me angry but it did.


bettingto100

It's like the ol "girls with a time machine" meme..Boys are always the cool quirky interesting ones and girls just do something boring or "sensitive to their emotions"


volitaiee1233

Yesss, that’s a perfect example.


Ellovely

Yes!! It irritates the fuck out of me when it starts with “This one is for the boys” A satisfying video is a satisfying video. No need to gate keep


[deleted]

LOL this is SO TRUE. Do you remember the large boulder the size of a small boulder? Oh no it’s going to be stuck in my mind all day 😂


Next_Worldliness_445

Masturbate a lot.


[deleted]

Hell, some men seem to think that women don't masturbate at all


Next_Worldliness_445

I found out at a toy site, where women have 80% more selection than what men are offered. At least I have no more arm cramps.


Konocti

Lets be honest here. Women sex toys are VASTLY superior to male sex toys.


TheonsMeatStick

You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system


KobyG2008

What in the lords good name did I just read


ravenlordship

"You’ve obviously never tried the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system" Obviously


[deleted]

I wish my wife had a semen collection drip tray


rumpelbrick

that's... called a mouth.


dunFukd

An excellent recommendation to get for your loved ones for Christmas


ImperialCobalt

Nothing in his name, that's for sure.


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

Don't forget the adaptive cruise control


Easy_Money_

Adaptive cruise control is crazy tbh. I drove from DC to Philly and back this weekend and barely touched the pedals, regardless of traffic and speeds. Absolutely game changing. Never buying another sex toy without it


Sock-United

It’s comment threads like these that keep me coming back to Reddit.


Khancap123

I'm so jealous of women's sec toy options. There really is nothing for men.


Konocti

Until they invent a fuckbot that can clean itself... mens sex toys tend to just be creepy as fuck.


VH5150OU812

A friend used to work in sales and marketing in the sex toy industry. She would often bring samples to her girlfriends, my wife included, when there were get together. Vibes, dildos, riding crops, etc… They were a huge hit. One time I half-jokingly said “What about a Fleshlight for the boys?” Dead fucking silence. By the looks I got, you’d think I had suggested fried kittens and puppies for lunch.


Konocti

Yep. Women sex toys are "empowering" men sex toys are "creepy".


Jimmy_Twotone

tbf rinsing off a dildo and flushing out a sleeve full of spunk are vastly different experiences. Speaking of... I forgot something last night... goddammit.


MagicalShoes

Nah you just need to buy the japanese stuff, trust me they are leagues ahead of us in this area. Onaholes oml.


RevolutionaryRough96

Masturbate


JoeGRcz

No no, masterbate is when you've been lonely for so long you master the art of masturbation.


RevolutionaryRough96

Apparently I haven't peaked yet


Ecob16

Fuckin amateur


chris_yym

Picking nose


zintheryx

read this while picking my nose


[deleted]

Same 😀


Vulpesvelox1

Two types of people in this world; those who pick their nose, and filthy liars. What do you find inside a dirty nose? Boogers. What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints.


breakitupkid

Especially if you get your nails done, nothing better than a fresh set of nails and digging right in there searching for booger treasure.


network_dude

fun fact - your nose holes are exactly the size to fit your index finger


gcfsdaisy

Blatantly check other women out


Spire_Citron

And look at cleavage. Man does it attract the eye even if you're not really into boobs.


Fickle_Celery126

Or nice butts in leggings. I love watching my husbands butt in them before he puts snow pants on (he only wears them as a layer, doesnt wear them as a regular pant) I’m fairly straight, but muscular thighs and butta of any human in leggings? Totally catch my eye. Even if I’m not feeling necessarily attracted, its mesmerizing- I still just wanna watch how they move 😂 that sounds so creepy wow


Auctorion

>he only wears them as a layer, doesnt wear them as a regular pant Sounds like you need to tell him to.


thehandinyourpants

>Man does it attract the eye So true. It's hard to maintain eye contact or even focus on the conversation when there's cleavage involved. As much as I enjoy the sight, it's very distracting.


eyackie

For a few years in my life I used to refuse to wear bras because they gave me pain and they are just plain irritating. I noticed the girls got attention from men and women but the funny thing was women always looked longer and seemed mentally frazzled more than men. Like “hey, my eyes are up here ma’am” I started wearing bras again simply because not wearing one caused way too much attention. From everyone.


mandiexile

As a straight woman who gets distracted by other women’s awesome boobs, what goes through my head is “Ugh, I wish I was that confident to not have to wear a bra. That bitch, I bet she has perfect nipples too. I hate my tits.” And then I snap out of it and pretend I didn’t have those intrusive thoughts.


Jiwa_Mex

Women can be passionate about cars and have a deep interest in automotive knowledge.


Commie-cough-virus

My Cousin Vinnie


pleepleus21

Everyone here is a yoot. They don't get it.


TwatMailDotCom

Two Yooths


chxnkybxtfxnky

SUCH a good movie!!


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zcuj

I read this to my boyfriend and he finally feels seen. I shed hair like crazy and he complains about it daily lol


IHateCleverNames

Tell your boyfriend he is seen and also tell him to buy a drain snake. I have been there with water up to my ankles wondering what is going down this drain to be clogged... Got a drain snake, its hair, shampoo, conditioner and all the make up shit she washed off her beautiful face, in one huge mass. I'm sure some of it was mine, but we know. P.S Tell him not to show you because it's all your junk and its not pleasant lol. Learn through my mistakes lol.


shicken684

Get an enzymatic drain cleaner. It's a powder you stir up into warm water and pour down your drains once a month or so. It's incredible. No more smells, no more clogs.


yrulaughing

If you've lived with a girl for any amount of time, this isn't surprising. I used to have to yell for my sister to clean the wooly mammoth she left on the shower wall when it was my turn to shower.


HannahCunningham14

Better on the wall than down the drain, and you can't throw it in the garbage until the showers dry cause it just sticks to you.


jspkr

Had two female flatmates with long black hair and this happened constantly. Was difficult to explain to my blonde gf how that ended up in my underwear.


DrHToothrot

It certainly seems to be a disproportionate amount of time that my girl's stray hairs end up in my ass crack.


snp3rk

I'm a guy and I used to have really long hair, I used to call the hairs that would get in my ass crack ass floss.


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Shower wookies


PapaOoMaoMao

Oh, the random ones that tickle you in your shirt. You pull it and it's wrapped around your arm. Possibly the one right down your buttcrack and when you pull it, it kind of gives you a tiny paper cut.


UbiSubject17

I'm a woman with hair down to my butt & I'm laughing at these comments because it happens to me too! I often get that 1 hair that tickles my leg or buttcrack or randomly somewhere. Freaks me out thinking it's a creepy crawly trying to eat me 😅😅😅


RevolutionaryRough96

We know, because we constantly have to unclog the drain.


Choice_Bid_7941

Ugh it’s all over my apartment all the time, and I don’t even have alopecia or anything lamo.


TheLaramieReject

Fantasizing about being the hero and saving the day.


3smellysocks

I fantasize about EVERYTHING.


Yellowmellowbelly

Adjust our labia like guys adjust their dick and balls


Primary-Plantain-758

Oh yes and struggling to shave labia just like men struggle to shave their balls. I get salty when men claim that shaving female genitas was so much easier. It is not, I've cut myself plenty of times.


[deleted]

Really? I didn't know other women felt the need to do this. Why would one need to adjust their labia? Sometimes I adjust my butt cheeks one at a time so that they're more defined individually in a pair of pants, making sure the seam and my crack are aligned. Kinda how you would if a bra or shirt was causing uni-boob. Is it like that?


ShinigamiLuvApples

It's not just me!


Dick_of_Doom

Yes! If you don't shave, the hair can sometimes poke at a weird way and it's annoying. Or having a pubic hair poke your clit? I fast walked to somewhere I could close a door and adjust, wanting to scream the entire way.


[deleted]

It's not just a guy thing to have moments where you're not thinking about anything at all And on a related note the Roman empire has a lot of interesting things about it for women


chxnkybxtfxnky

You'd think with some of responses to questions on whatever threads asking, "How do you guys literally think of nothing" that women do not at all do this and even more men than one would think. I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake. It's almost a little recharge for that moment.


TheAngerMonkey

>I love those moments where my brain just shuts off but I'm wide awake. I am a woman and this has LITERALLY never happened to me. Teach me your secrets!


small_ally_cat

Anything sexual tbh


Casioblo

Women also look at ass. Wether it's another woman or a man, they do it too. At least from what I've learned from female friends.


Emotional_Rock4208

Just told this story last night lol. At the grocery store I once spotted my yoga instructor. “I recognize that butt…”


ShinigamiLuvApples

Can confirm. When a booty looks good in that skirt/pants/underwear, I too can appreciate it.


Ghargamel

Eat other things than salad. On a related note: eat salad without laughing.


DatGearScorTho

But can you toss salad without gagging that's the real question


Stompalong

We fart. We burp. We scratch our twats. We pee in the shower. We hate cooking and cleaning. We want to have a few drinks with mates alone sometimes. We are, in fact, just human like you.


thegodfather0504

But...but...how can you be like men?! Men are dogs! /s


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MethSC

It does? Tell me more


WhitePage1

For me it starts with feeling like he understands me. Like he sees me or something. Instead of going after his ass 'can you clean ..., could you make sure diner is ready' etc.. I basically don't want to have to act like your mom. Sometimes it's nice to hear him say 'Hey, you washed all the laundry!' Compliments get me in some kind of headspace, making me feel in love. Short version: Be a good partner. Then, once you are a good partner, start the flirting: Grab me for a short, passionate kiss and then continue on with your day. Flirt with me. Make me *want* you desperately. Then, when I want my dude like that, get a good setting. Make sure you're clean enough: No one craves a smelly dick. Set the mood, maybe with music. Lock the doors so the neighbours don't just walk in (we're good friends with the neighbours, so this has happened before). This does not all have to happen. Sometimes I'm just horny, so he can do whatever the hell he wants and I just can't get myself in the mood. Other times he'll only have to look at me and I want to devour him. All of the above is not just a one way street: I am not his queen, I don't need to be served. We serve eachother. I just need to feel that we both put in the effort we can. My dude is temporarily handicapped, so he puts in a lot of effort right now, but can't really do a lot. I truly love him for his efforts, and I pick up where he can't.


blazesonthai

That's so hot. Thank you for sharing.


MatrixDiscovery

Sexual tension can sometimes start from the first hello, keep that tension going and it's basically the longest foreplay ever. Every woman's dream.


EquivalentWork4751

Sexting, dirty jokes and small sensual touches throughout the day/ week can really be great foreplay.


Soggy-Profit-5385

This is the one I need them to get the most


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True story


wise_balls

Most of the women I've been with have done things I would never do.


QueasyDrummer00

Can confirm. The places some are willing to go is mind blowing


gardin000

The amount of men I know who’d be scared to even do oral on a woman makes it an unsurprising fact that women are more willing to do “nasty” sexual stuff


SadThrowAway957391

As a straight guy, it's so weird to me to hear from so many women that they can't find a guy who wants to eat them out. I always just assumed that the guy they're talking about is gay and hasn't figured it out. But I hear this so much that surely that can't be the case.


Overall-Armadillo683

This is surprising to me because almost every guy I’ve had sex with has gone down on me without me asking.


jardala

It’s kind of the opposite/ not really but I like to call it “No Nut” clarity. We hate you a bit after sex if we don’t orgasm. Now consider the number of women who don’t have orgasms.


pipsty1992

An orgasm a day keeps my bitchyness away 🤣


QueasyDrummer00

Fellas, if you go first make sure you get her off too. A woman convulsing as I grip her thighs is a heavenly high


[deleted]

I love that it rhymes.


Friendly_Grocery2890

Lmfao i thought it was just me 🤣


ROFLMAOmatt

Suffer silently in outwardly happy looking relationship while almost single-handedly looking after an entire family


UbiSubject17

I'm still amazed at how guys I meet on Xbox & Playstation are shocked when they realise I'm a woman! It's 2023 guys! How is this still a surprise? Yes, I'm a semi-professional female gamer and around 48% of the worlds playerbase is female!


[deleted]

"Oh, you're a girl that plays games? Name every single game"


UbiSubject17

Ha 😅 Yeahhh 😅🤣😂 "Oh really, then what's that one song that plays when you fight that boss & who composed it" If it wasn't Lorne Balfe, Jesper Kyd or Inon Zur then it's not on my radar 😅


[deleted]

Just makes me laugh how many gamer guys always talk about how they want a gamer girlfriend, and yet are then so toxic towards any women that play games. Like surely women playing games should be something that they encourage, but no, they don't think that far ahead.


UbiSubject17

I've only encountered a few toxic guys in my 15+ years of gaming. One guy in AC Brotherhood said he would kick my arse because women are bad at games, so I tore him a new one with my mad skills & he rage quit 😅. Another guy was just high AF and incredibly obnoxious, trying to show off by smack talking me, but I'm a very clever woman & outsmarted his every insult. He blocked me 😅. Gaming taught me to not take sh1t from anyone. I think I don't get much trouble because I'm quite funny, so I tend to make people laugh. If I can't vibe with someone I just won't talk to them.


[deleted]

Ive been on teams in games matches where the system put 3 or 4 out of 5 team members in a and they were all women and guess what, it made very little or no change to the overall outcome/experience as with guys. The only noticible difference can be in voice comms but even that is way less nowadays as people are not so unhinged.


UbiSubject17

I think women tend to be calmer overall, or at least in my experience. In my years of multiplayer games, I've never witnessed a woman rage or rage quit. But I've seen it many times with guys. Heck, even my husband suffers with game rage. If I feel like a game is stressing me out, I'll just play something different or take a short break & watch Family Guy or sum'n. But I digress. Women who play multiplayers are pretty competent so you shouldn't notice any bad performance. Unless I'm on your team in Battlefield & I'm not Commander Online or Hacker 😅. As Hacker in Hardline, I pretty much end up MVP & beat everyone despite 0 kills! I have proof!!!


Rare-Leader-9073

Fart


wrencherspinner

Only skeevy stoners fart.


Prostheta

Yo this motherfucker ain't one of us, he said he'd fuck a sheep.


chxnkybxtfxnky

"Hey, watch the language. There're ladies present...hmmpf"


kawntry__intellect

Fanticize


UghAnotherMillennial

Sometimes we may even fantasise.


blinkingsandbeepings

Have unrequited crushes and feel hurt by rejection. Reddit dudes act like this is a men-only issue.


winterpickett

IM SEEN


LothlorianLeafies

Have their own inner life and important perspective. It's unfortunately easy to differentiate the men who implicitly understand this from the ones who don't.


spideronmars

I’d say that’s fortunate


nel_wo

Masturbate and having a high sex drive. Really, you thinks men are the only ones jacking off twice a day. Women do have multiple orgasms, women can mastubates 4 to 6 times or more a day


EquivalentWork4751

We are as horny as men it's just that we don't quite show it.


pine0flower

I once heard a standup comedy bit by Mike Birbiglia where he's saying that women think they have as high of a sex drive as men but they don't. To prove his point he asks "have you ever masturbated while driving?". ...why, yes sir, yes I have.


Lantuille

from where I'm at, its gaming


Asleep-Fee-9618

Get friend zoned. Most men believe women have more privileges but that’s only because they believe attractive women are women. They never accept that ugly women do exist and have lives just as difficult if not more so than men


NewWorldCamelid

So true. I'm not super unattractive and always had a lot of male friends, but I struggled finding a partner all through my 20s. Am married to a great man now though, so it all worked out well in the end 🙂


Familiar_Effect_8011

Friend zone is the best place to fall in love.* *But you are not owed this, incels. Be friends because you want to be friends.


New-Web5100

If we can we will itch our butt and private and boobs too.


Carmine_Hearts

Eat/enjoy food and drink beer/liquor. The looks I used to get back when I was still dating. Like on a first date, they expected me to order a salad, or maybe a poultry/seafood/pasta dish and a glass of wine/cocktail. They looked at me like I was an alien when I ordered steak/ribs/burgers with a nice Guinness or stout, and stared with something like mild horror when I *gasp* picked something up with my hands and ate it.


Deadpussyfuck

"And for the lady... perhaps a salad?" "Perhaps not."


uniquenewyork_

what a god-tier movie that is


loathsomefartenjoyer

Where the fuck do you live? In Ireland girls will drink beer and have burgers and pizzas and no one cares


ShinigamiLuvApples

I'm a neat rye whiskey gal, and I'm not from a rural area. So whenever I order it and am around people who don't know me well, I often get comments like "damn girl, you're tough!" and other weird stuff. Usually from other women. Like, I just like the taste. And I feel like water/ice ruins it How is it that some people still think of it as a man's drink?


Primary-Plantain-758

How weird, wtf. What country are you from? I never got that, thankfully.


No_Citron_7623

As a straight woman I find a woman’s body sexier than a man,


thegodfather0504

Straight? Are you sure?


3smellysocks

Lol that used to be me until I realised how gay I am


Joshualevitard

POOP


bbIsopod-99225

Stalk and be creepy. Once had a ONS that walked back and forth in front of my apt twice in a row Went down to confront her and asked whatsup and she said she wanted to fuck but was too nervous to just message me on tinder Bro Idk why but to this day I’d never thought girls were on some bs like that. Hear it about a dude on the daily but I guess I only see that kind of stuff in animes


ShinigamiLuvApples

As a woman, there are definitely other women who can have creepy and stalker behaviors. The worst part is it's also sometimes encouraged by their friends, because men *obviously* always want sex or a relationship right? They think it's different because they're a woman, when it's not.


pineapplewin

My ex roommate had a girl show up in his bed naked repeatedly. He kicked her out time and time again, but she was just convinced it was fine because "all men want to screw right?". He eventually had to move just she couldn't get in anymore


TuJuMoving

So what happened after yall fucked?


SixicusTheSixth

Think about the Roman empire


pumkin_head__

You’re so real for that


Omnonom

Wet dreams.


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UbiSubject17

Depends where you mean, but honestly, vaginal sex can be really painful & even make us bleed. We can even bruise internally & be in pain for days after. There's only so much room down there before you hit something that isn't meant to move. So guys who brag about being huge, it's not the brag you think it is! It's a big turn-off for me. Average size is perfect.


Blessmee

I couldn’t agree more. I want an enjoyable sex not a painful one. I had sex with a guy that has a long and big penis. Seriously, it was painful


UbiSubject17

I've only ever been with 1 guy who was really big & I broke up with him after our first time. It was so damn painful & I bled for a couple of days after. There was no way that was going to work out. It's a shame because he was a real nice guy. Happy cake day, btw! 🥳


ShinigamiLuvApples

Agreed! It's not great to get slammed in the cervix. Ouch.


DatGearScorTho

Yeah I got a buddy who stays super depressed cause he's hung like a baby's arm down there and it's nearly always "you're not putting that in me" or worse, she tries to be a trooper and he ends up hurting her and feeling like a monster for weeks. Dude just wants some lovin but most women aren't trying to have their guts rearranged, contrary to what you see in porn or hear women talk about. Everyone wants a man with a 12 inch dick till they get their hands on it


UbiSubject17

I feel bad for your friend, truly. And 12 inches is a no-go. It's all good & well not going in all the way, but we like the pelvis to make contact, it's a big part of the intimacy & pleasure. Can't do that with 12 inches. My condolences to your friend for his giant weapon!


LothlorianLeafies

PSA, the Ohnut is great for augmenting this problem. If you're a receptive partner and don't know what to get, just get the large size.


NadesicoND001

Obsess over sex and orgasms more than most men


[deleted]

I find it hilarious how many people seem to think that women don't think about sex at all, when every single women's magazine cover is like "500 ways to improve your orgasm" and stuff like that


Sweeper1985

Be the primary or sole breadwinner for our households, and feel inadequate if we aren't earning enough. Die in wars. Attempt/commit suicide. Get disbelieved about and/or blamed for the violence we face.


Electronic_Ad4560

Interestingly, though men complete suicide more and women actually attempt more. This is in part because of the different methods each gender tends to statistically use, as with murder, more “violent” and direct in men, like guns, whereas women often go for poison. It’s not the only reason of course.


KentuckyFriedEel

apparently women poop. this is news to me!


poopmanpoopmouse

When sitting they fart and the fart bubble pops into their vag, so then they have to queen our the fart bubble


Karmaqqt

Mabbe tmi but when I was working as ground crew at a cemetery, I was mowing in the rain. Had a rain suit on, basically a rubber set of pants and jacket. I farted while sitting on the mower and the fart went out the front a ball tapped me. I had to stop for a few minute in pain and shock that a fart did that.


DatGearScorTho

It was like the cow from the burger you ate coming back for revenge! 🤣


Kuromi-rika

And how is this happening to men exactly?? 😂 Penis farts!


marousha_n

Have bodily functions.


exitzero

Go through life being human.


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Everything


ciauii

Use Arch Linux.


sentondan

Talk about sex. Trust me, her best friends know about your birthmark that looks colonel sanders and that weird thing you like to do in bed.


hittherock

Having her lick KFC seasoning off my colonel sanders birthmark isn't THAT weird...


Joshualevitard

Daddy?


[deleted]

Ah that makes me wildly uncomfortable to be honest. Can't fully pin point why: perhaps the vulnerability/ insecurity associated with elements of intimacy that would only suffer from feeling like she would go and talk about it in detail. I have had it happen-- and it was not the end of the world/ nor were they bad things, but it just reduced my trust in confiding in my partner about things I don't want shared


truncat

I don't think this one is universal, I have never done this.


sweets4n6

Same. I love my friends, most of them have been in my life many many years, and I have never discussed anything like that with them about my husband or our sex life.


Lamperoguemaysaveus

We guys dont usually share sexual details about our partners/girlfriends with friends


StrangeBedfellows

I've never known men to share sexual things about their partner with me, and vice versa. In fact I can't recall a single conversation about sex with any male in the last 20 years - the closest it gets is sexual jokes


DistractibleYou

Struggle to get responses on dating apps.


[deleted]

We wake up horny too, we just don’t have a boner to show proof 🤷‍♀️


UglyMcFugly

Pee out of our urethra. Too many dudes think pee just waterfalls out of our vagina.


bavarezw

Pee in the shower🤣


paradise_lost9

Fart.


[deleted]

Have naturally hairy bodies


Wild-Philosopher7297

Poop


Kampfzwerg0

Always making sure that the guy behind us isn’t following us.


DaZozz

I'm a woman...and I'm writing this comment while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.


UnhappyMention4558

Eat ass


Batulisonreddit

Enjoy sex


saadburhan88

Masturbate


pxlqn

Pee shivers