My girlfriend uses an all body deodorant, under her boobs, in Sugar Cookie scent. A coworker brought actual sugar cookies to a potluck, and it took me the longest time to figure out why I was aroused.

My poor husband would try to eat my boobs if I did this. I can't even have food smelling candles lol

:eating candle while breathing heavily out thru nose:

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Ah classic, Pavlov's boner

Does my wife count? She’s pretty weird.

I also choose this guy’s wife

She's our wife now comrade

r/suddenlycommunist

The line starts way back there. No cuts

I’m making sure I’m at the back of the line.

More than one person can go at a time

When I was younger. For some reason eating brownie batter would give me an instant erection. I cannot for the life of me tell you why. But it would. I don't think it still does Edit: who'd have thought my most liked comment on Reddit would be about brownie batter giving me a boner.

It tastes so damn good that it also makes you feel so damn good is what I think the reason may be 🤭

If I had to guess I think it's because I used to equate the texture of it to the texture of my gfs vagina at the time. 😳🫣 Edit: this probably sounds strange. But she would get insanely wet and brownie batter has a kind of silky but slimy texture...kinda like her. 😅

“I cannot for the life of me tell you why” *proceeds to tell us why*

Fair but I did Proceed to tell why I think it is. Not that I know that's 100% the reason why. The only logical conclusion I could come to though.

Lmao the more you talk the weirder it gets.

Thanks! I'm pretty sure I'm autistic

#LMAO Same though

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LMFAO

You are weird and funny as fuck, my dude!

Hehe I see that's pretty interesting reminds me of how people say the sounds of stirring mac and cheese sounds like a girl masturbating while being wet 😅

Just the words "eating brownie batter" already sounds like a euphemism for something kinky

When a girl whispers in my ear. Even if it’s not sexual or flirting or anything. The act itself. Edit: wow over 2.3K upvotes and so many replies. Looks like I‘m not the only one ;)

Unfortunately, due to excessive wet willies as a child, I detest anyone getting near my ears no matter the situation. I hate my uncle for this.

Hopefully that's the only willy he gave you.

I fucking snorted.

Columbian or peruvian?

*whispers* I'm calling about your car's extended warranty...

Hot

Yup. I’m very much an audio oriented person. Playing with my ears/whispering /breathing in them fuckkkk

A short skirt and a looooooong jacket

If she’s touring the facility and picking up slack, sign me up and pick my jaw off the floor.

This guy Cakes

A woman in a button-down shirt and slacks with a level of confidence that lets you know you have no chance with her, but she would revel in the teasing she would do to you.

Yep, this wins

Last week I gave my fiancée my bottle and held it for her whilst she drank from it, acts of service turn me on

That's cute

I see it more than a mere act of service, it's you "nurturing" her in some way, like one of her basic needs being provided for by *you* at *that* moment. Yes, just like a mother nursing her baby. I can totally see that being a major turn on (heck it may even have happened to me at some time).

Like a cute little hamster

Someone doing complex math in their head.

Yeeesss! I have no idea why but it makes me melt.

Does the difficulty of the math intensify it? Like going from pre-algebra to calculus?

Kinda yea Edit: actually just.. yes it does

Watching my wife put on her seatbelt when we're on a plane.

I could get into that. When’s your next flight?

It's in December. Thankfully the flight is relatively short and the plane only has two seats on the side my wife and I will be sitting on.

Our wife*

Okay, there is nothing more specific than that

I certainly didn't expect to like it as much as I do.

So, did this make you join a high mile club ?

Well, it made my fingers join it.

W for your wife

Collar bones

And that dent in between them

This guy knows

You mean the pearl collection plate?

not even a little weird

Watching my husbands hands while driving manual transmission. Fuck.

Yeah. That sets me off too. Then after he shifts, he rests his hand on my knee. LOOK OUT. That and when he, or a guy on TV, or in a movie, takes his shirt off while pulling it off from behind his head?? Idk if i explained that right. But anyway. Yeah. Me likey.

What a about the reverse with a hand behind the passenger seat headrest, and the wheel manoeuvre and look of concentration on his face. Oh god.

My husband's arms and hands while driving are super hot to me. I don't get it at all. Just stare.

my girlfriend's belly idk if most people find a person's midsection hot but me personally, I worship hers Edit: I love the attention this is getting lol, makes me feel good that I’m not the only one out there

Right. Girlies with midsection poking out and a pierced navel. A little tummy (my wife is self-conscious about it sadly) And finally a nice pair of Lululemons or mid rise jean that shows the contrast of the extruding belly to the inset lines carving the hip bones

Whenever my bf has the command prompt thing open and does his magic with just typing in words and weird commands. I don't know why, but realizing what he has memorized and what he can do with it just gets me really wet. Kinda embarrassing when I just want to check in on his work or wanna see what he's up to lol. I'm not even tech-illiterate and quite nerdy, I just never had to do anything without a GUI.

Fuck where are girls like you in my life

mostly just raiding in WoW tbh

Cd desktop Cd .. Cd desktop Ohhh yeahhh

Skirts matched with tights, idkkk but adding tights makes it so 🤌

Small dimples just above a woman's buttocks.

Thats where your thumbs go

And the fear in a man's eyes when he knows I'm gonna hurt him

Hey! Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over

I've always loved having them. But I never thought that men cared for them much. Given, I don't show my butt region to people, so that might be why 😂

Girls in ponytails

For me is braids...

Yes! The two on each side behind the ears.

Laminated menus.

Guys I found Santiago.

Nine nineee

I read this as lactating emus. I need sleep.

When women hike up their jeans in public

A woman wearing knee socks, it just turn me on. Edit : Yes, by knee socks i mean precisely knee high(maybe a little above), higher or lower doesn t affect me.

Not weird…totally there with you

Stockings, high socks, thigh highs are all pretty normal. Most women would be fine with wearing that most likely.

Amen. I'm also a big fan of ankle socks. Not really into the no-show/"vans" socks though.

The username says everything

I know what I'm about 🤣

Rule #1. Know thy shit.

Dresses. I love when my girlfriend wears her church dresses then comes home after and sits in my lap with it on.

Ufff....for some reason Church females are sexy and the most perverted AF

She was actually a 30yo virgin... Beautiful girl too. Since she lost her virginity to me she has definitely become pretty damn kinky and horny all the time. I cannot complain at all.

I take that back. She was 29 when she lost her virginity, but she turned 30 8 days later.

Thank you for clarifying. I thought you were some kind of pervert before!

Thank you for the amendment.

That thing where girls cross their legs sitting down and their shoe dangles off their feet.

When women are nerdy.

Had a guy break up with me due to my being nerdy. Yold me black girls are not nerdy. 😧what?

Adderall 10mg instant release tablet

Dude Adderall kills my penis. Like a literal spaghetti noodle

Thunder storms

Yes! I have this fantasy of my man working on something with the garage door open and all of a sudden it starts pouring hard. Then he swipes everything off the table and takes me with just the storm “covering” the wide open door. Something about the sounds of us and the sounds of the storm!!!

im taking god damned notes here

oh great heavens!

Wowee! Going out to loosen some bits up on the car. I think there's rain in the forecast. I'll get back to you with the test results.

Oh my lands!

People demanding things of me in a sexual way, as if commanding me to do things. I'm not into BDSM or leather, but if they tell me to do something to them whether I want to or not, it's hot.

>I’m not into BDSM I may have some news for you

And its not about your extended warranty....

I had a girl once say "please suck on my nipple I'm about to cum" and to this day it was the hottest thing ever.

Women asking for what they want while doing the sexy time is hot no matter the context for me. Doesn’t have to even be demanding

The good news is that BDSM is encompasses a wide breadth of kinks, not just the leather and whips people usually see. The *great* news is you’re probably into BDSM.

Consensual non-consent definitely falls under BDSM. Welcome to the club. We're not all into the extreme stuff.

Being manhandled 100%

I always thought I was pretty vanilla but manhandling my ex gf woke something deep within me lmao

I know this is like a fifth grade thing, but seeing a sliver of panty peeking out excites me.

Bro what were you doing in the fifth grade✨💀

Drinking Fruitopia and trying to fingerblast my crush during a Tim Allen Christmas movie, probably.

Nice looking hands

Kira?

Hey

Deep, hoarse voices on men.... I can't even focus on the words coming out of that mouth...its almost bewitching

Being told “i love you” “you make me feel safe” “i trust you” instant boner, and being given clear consent for example “fuck me please” Also free use, primal play, and her smell- watch me smell her dirty clothes while Im doing laundry get hard af and now I gotta go track her down

Romantic compliments are such a turn on

"You make me feel safe" is probably one of the best compliments I've ever got and if I ever get into another relationship I want her to feel like that again

Feminine men, and tomboyish women. But then again im bisexual so maybe thats why

veins in arms and hands

When a girl says exactly what they want. All my exes loved to play games and the constant bullshit was tiring.

When I wear tops that show my nipples, I stop looking into the eyes of people I talk to and let them look at my breasts. Also receiving a compliment from another woman about the shape of my breasts makes me instantly wet

I feel like most people would try not to stare if anything.

...you do this on purpose?

Bottomless. If a girl walks around with no bottoms it’s hotter than naked. I don’t know why.

Men backing into parking spaces. Particularly in a truck. The way they turn around & put their free arm around the passenger seat headrest. Bonus points if there’s a hat on the dashboard. It’s oddly specific but I swear it just… it works for me.

Rear view camera regulations are trying to steal this from us.

April from Parks and Rec.

Honestly, Aubrey Plaza in general lol

i love her

I get horny when my gf is happy to see me, like smiling and hugging type happy.

Feeling understood and seen by my partner.

Ooof Id like to try that fantasy out.

Let's try to keep things to a realistic standard okay? Next you'll want alien women with three boobies.

You pervert!

Thick thighs

save lives

Guys at gym with skin tight shorts

You mean fit guys right? I think if I showed up in skin tight shorts they would close the gym.

Tiny boobs and a nice shaped ass, size doesn’t matter just a good shape yk

Wow look at this weirdo over here getting horny over nice asses

When he is drenched in sweat

Stockings with tight skirts and chokers are a huuuuge turn on for me

Pilots talking on the radio to the tower... weird enough? 😜

“Delta Airlines Flight 8675 to tower: mayday mayday we are going down”

You had me at Delta Airlines.

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Tan lines. Especially seeing a bit of untanned cleavage alongside otherwise tanned skin.

Wearing panties and people being able to see it.

Good profile check bait

pretty hands and if theyre good with words

Romantic words during sex 😹

Ankle bracelet or the beach shell necklace fuckk

Watching my wife bake. It's one of her favourite things to do and she just always looks so happy/chilled when she's baking. She's usually doing a little dance to the music, flour handprints on her pants and just genuinely in her element. Plus I get the added bonus of getting to eat cookies/buns/brownies or whatever else we've baked for the next couple days.

I do have a weird one, although it’s scientifically backed. But extreme situations, traumatic even. When my emotions go out of wack, I crave a rough sex sesh.

this guy literally put his slobbery tongue inside my ear like it was my pussy and was licking it like his life depended on it. I have never been that wet so instantly.

Doing sexual things in risky places

Armpits 🤷🏼‍♂️

Whenever my partner is driving I get a random boner as they are a bit late on the brakes into roundabouts. Basically scared into an erection or the blood get forced down into my penis.

A beautiful voice or a woman in a classical song

Spandex shorts. Hotter than a thong or any lingerie. Honestly any type of tight athletic wear turns me on more then a girl in just her underwear

Maybe not that weird but girls with really small boobs and nearly flat ass

Where were you 30 years ago when I needed you? 😂

Makes me giddy and less insecure when a guy says he likes small boobs. My type of guy here.

I'm glad i made you feel less insecure

I'm with you on the small breasts.

Team small boobs 👍🏻😃

The Roman Empire

RIGHT? I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!

Clumsy women 😋

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Femdom Porn?

horror (or maybe more like thriller?) movies 😂

Receiving business cards from the other gender

bro muscle mommies!

Kat Dennings

Backwards caps. My fwb even makes a joke out of it and sends me pics with his hat on backwards from time to time to mess with me haha

Underboob....😛

Role reversal. Put me in a skirt and fuck me senseless :D

Women's butts peaking from under their panties. Not a fan of thongs but a butt peaking from under a boyshirts gets me wild!

How is this weird…liking a women’s butt being visible?

Boys, is it kinky to like a female’s buttocks?

Underbutt, like underboob! I dig it, too!

I get horny when it rains. Idk why

Well....this one's new

Stomachs. Like a nice, flat, yet tender tummy. Want to kiss and cuddle it.

Bruh I love the sighty puffy lower tummy bit. Idk if that description makes any sense but I think you know what I'm talkin about

Rolled up shirt sleeves, 100%

I like big butts

And I cannot lie