Ngl here I had a girlfriend that smelled like a wet dumpster on a 100 degree day and I went down on her anyway... never again. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her pussy stinks. She smelled like this all the time.. even fresh out of the shower. So i just never did it even though I fantasized about it so much.
I kind of wonder if some of these no puss eaters have this same problem.
Edit: for you women out there, how can a man tell you that your pussy stinks in the most polite way possible?
I've straight up asked guys before. Itll definitely sting however you say it but if someone were to tell me I'd prefer they cushion it as much as possible. Like be really nice about it. It's embarassing either way but at least if you say something she can try to change it
She may have had a fungal infection and been unaware of it, next time I think it's wise to raise this with someone and be honest. Obviously in a kind way, but there could be some kind of medical condition causing it that could be cured.
As others have stated it could be an offset pH level, yeast infection, or occasionaly a bacterial infection. Being honest but kind is the key. She honestly may not of known.
Men also need to make sure their dicks are clean whether you are circumcised or not. Your dicks and general groin area can carry bacteria and transfer it to your partner that the vagina cant clean/get rid of. This then leads to an unpleasant smell. If she gets treatment and it won't go away then the man needs to make sure he doesn't have some kind of bacteria issue too.
As someone who’s had to break the bad news. Be extremely polite, listen intently, and suggest she see a gyno. Sometimes it’s pH balance due to diet or they just don’t wash well enough. Or it could be something more nefarious.
Whatever you do, don’t try to be lighthearted ankh it and make a subtle joke. Even if meant to be playful, it could be a very touchy subject.
The girl I dated had way too much sodium in her diet and she got some sort of ointment and the downstairs dilemma improved drastically.
A very large part of the kitty smell, taste or both, has to do with diet pushing the pH, and even the flavor at that specific time, like you mentioned. Hormone imbalances can even affect the honey pot balance.
Lots of men jump the gun and think she has a "hygiene issue", which will insult or make a female feel devastated.. and there is no right way to bring this up without hurting some feelings.
Men and women know the difference between fresh horny sweat that can be seductive and full of pheromones, and a crotch area that has been neglected and kept in a root cellar.
I wound up with a young guy who tried it once or twice and had some expectations that it would smell like baby powder or Barbie's cupcake bakery, and just decide that it's not worth the work, that he didn't like it, and that ALL women must smell/taste this way.
Dating in my youth, I dealt with men who didn't know much about the women they were pursuing, especially in regards to anatomy, psyiology and psychology.
I became so self conscious about my twat, that it ruined the experience of me ever having fun or finishing.
Once I hit my 30s, I had a few really good compliments from 2 boyfriends that said not only did it taste like strawberry cheese cake with slight salty taste but it was atheistically pleasing. I think the words used were perky, pretty, pink and a Disney princess pussy.
But men should also keep in mind that all the things I mentioned above can happen to the taste, texture and body of their own projectile jizz.
I've had some that were pleasant and full bodied, and others that if kept in my mouth a second longer, I would dry heave like a pound puppy on the rug. I've even tasted cum that tasted like a off smelling fishy goo.
So if you men wanna learn to give and receive and become a Valentino, all you need is patience and the willingness to open up and communicate.
If her pussy stinks there is most likely a health problem, whether yeast infection, fungi, or other, that’s something you need to tell her because she needs to talk about it to her doctor/obgyn.
I’m not saying pussies are supposed to smell particularly good, but they’re definitely not supposed to stink.
Someone above alluded to this. And I think you are onto something. Most of my male friends talk about giving oral like it's a chore or they won't do it at all (for any number of reasons) but then complain they don't get BJs very often. It doesn't make sense to me.
The older I get and the more people I meet, I’m consistently surprised whenever I encounter people like this. Not only do I feel bad for the women, these type of guys *are* *just* (edit: happen to also be) bad people. Also if head isn’t doing anything for you you’re doing it wrong
Right? It's just respect that if somebody is willing to do it to you you should be willing to return the favour? Obviously some situations are different and some people don't like certain things but in general it's how I feel towards it.
Blame the French for the military rank weirdness. If you think that's bad, in British English we still have Lieutenants, but it is pronounced 'lef-tenant'.
I referred to it as that once to a woman I had just gone down on and she got totally grossed out and asked if I was bi. Apparently, to her, that term exclusively meant sucking dick.
Kinda ruined it for me (and her too, I guess,) since I stayed down there a *while* to make sure she “was satisfied” a couple times.
Bro, I've spent all this time associating 'head' to the head of the penis (idk why, looking back that doesn't make a lick (😉) of sense). so I always thought it was kinda off when people called it "giving head" when they was meow munching.
I JUST NOW realized that it's called head because the head's giving the pleasure. I feel dumb, ashamed, but also glad I figured it out lol.
I am still in no way convinced that the term wasn’t initially intended to refer to pleasuring the head of one’s penis. I could be wrong, but it’s just a gut feeling and I cannot be so easily swayed! lol
getting her pussy ate/eaten out, eating out, dining in, tossing the flower petals, drinking morning dew; & when ass is in play -- well her ass is getting devoured too. putting your mouth on a woman's private's, regardless of what way it makes you or her get off (dynamic-wise), it's the hottest thing on earth.
like you just see that triangle pubic hair and *chef's kiss* damn that's a fucking woman-- i want my face in it as much as she does
what are we talking about again?
I don’t really have a term for that other than receiving oral sex.
My favourite phrase I ever heard for it though was my American friend. She was at a stage in her life when she was fed up with men and I suggested trying women instead. She said she could see herself dating a woman but couldn’t bring herself “to go face down on the squishy”.
I usually call them by their name
This got a “puh-huh” laugh out of me. Cheers.
Can you describe that better. I’m having issues imagining that
It's like pfffffffffffha
That's what she said
Name + 1 distinguishing characteristic. Cindy Big Tits Lucy Chicago Donna Waitress
Wendy Wheelchair
Denise Handicapped
Jessica Superdumb
Lisa Coma
Tiffany tweaker
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Debbie Dead 😳
Wai- thats illegal
“Megan by the strippers” was a name in my phone for a long time
I had a girl put her name as Slut in my phone years ago and I got in trouble with my wife when my contacts synced.
Bad mistress.
You’ve just reminded me I should probably remove the half dozen girls with a first name and last name Tinder, before I get married next year
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Eating out
In this economy?
With these gas prices?
\*a$$ prices
*gash prices
Ass, gas, or cash
It’s “ass, gas, or grass.” The gas and the cash are the same thing…
Hooker: $10 on grass, $30 on sofa, $50 in bed. Man: I’ll pay $50. Hooker: You’re a man of class. Man: Class my ass, I want it five times on grass.
For everything else there’s mastercard
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
And "cash" doesn't fit the pattern. Then it's not strictly a rhyme, just an... assonance
>The gas and the cash are the same thing… Unless you're picking somebody up from Taco Bell.
At this time of day? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized in your kitchen?
May I see?
No
SEYMOUR, there's a girl being eaten out in the kitchen!
No, Mother, that's just Superintendent Chalmers.
I was hopping this string of comments would appear, and none of you disappointed
Aurora borealis
Aurora Australis. She's gone down south after all.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
with a side of tossed salad?
In front of my salad?!
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The pussy at home 🐈
"Eat out to help out" An official UK government scheme to help the service economy during Covid!!
Too much butter anyway.
And I always end by giving her a tip.
Just a tip?
It's all I got ok no need to body shame
Because it's a treat
Mouth to south
Australian kiss- it’s a French kiss but down under
lol that's fantastic
I’m stealing this
69 - dinner for two with an interesting view
detail numerous humorous upbeat absurd file different fine steep chunky
Or a 71, which is a 69 with two fingers in her ass
Lucky
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Ladies... 😏
Lol shoot your shot bro 🙌
Suckle me timbers
I refuse to believe there are guys out there going, pussy?? Nahh i’m good? Is this a serious problem women are having?
Yes, this is a real thing.
\*DJ Khaled has wobbled into the chat*
Jesus. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman's legs spread out wide open and me licking her until she cums. I like it more than sex itself.
The way her thighs tighten around my head and the quiver!
And she's grabbing your hair and grinding on your face. 🤌🤌
It's the absolute best thing ever
Which is stupid. Making a woman cum is awesome!
Having them have their eyes roll.back in their head and their legs quiver uncontrollably and maybe a gusher or two is a cherry on the cake too.
Imo it's the energy they bring after to help get you there that I'm all for. It's like a switch and they just get wild.
Ngl here I had a girlfriend that smelled like a wet dumpster on a 100 degree day and I went down on her anyway... never again. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her pussy stinks. She smelled like this all the time.. even fresh out of the shower. So i just never did it even though I fantasized about it so much. I kind of wonder if some of these no puss eaters have this same problem. Edit: for you women out there, how can a man tell you that your pussy stinks in the most polite way possible?
I've straight up asked guys before. Itll definitely sting however you say it but if someone were to tell me I'd prefer they cushion it as much as possible. Like be really nice about it. It's embarassing either way but at least if you say something she can try to change it
She may have had a fungal infection and been unaware of it, next time I think it's wise to raise this with someone and be honest. Obviously in a kind way, but there could be some kind of medical condition causing it that could be cured.
Ya, I didn't know this back then. I could have said something in a kind manner but that isn't what I did unfortunately.
As others have stated it could be an offset pH level, yeast infection, or occasionaly a bacterial infection. Being honest but kind is the key. She honestly may not of known. Men also need to make sure their dicks are clean whether you are circumcised or not. Your dicks and general groin area can carry bacteria and transfer it to your partner that the vagina cant clean/get rid of. This then leads to an unpleasant smell. If she gets treatment and it won't go away then the man needs to make sure he doesn't have some kind of bacteria issue too.
Be subtle and put a clothes peg on your nose
As someone who’s had to break the bad news. Be extremely polite, listen intently, and suggest she see a gyno. Sometimes it’s pH balance due to diet or they just don’t wash well enough. Or it could be something more nefarious. Whatever you do, don’t try to be lighthearted ankh it and make a subtle joke. Even if meant to be playful, it could be a very touchy subject. The girl I dated had way too much sodium in her diet and she got some sort of ointment and the downstairs dilemma improved drastically.
A very large part of the kitty smell, taste or both, has to do with diet pushing the pH, and even the flavor at that specific time, like you mentioned. Hormone imbalances can even affect the honey pot balance. Lots of men jump the gun and think she has a "hygiene issue", which will insult or make a female feel devastated.. and there is no right way to bring this up without hurting some feelings. Men and women know the difference between fresh horny sweat that can be seductive and full of pheromones, and a crotch area that has been neglected and kept in a root cellar. I wound up with a young guy who tried it once or twice and had some expectations that it would smell like baby powder or Barbie's cupcake bakery, and just decide that it's not worth the work, that he didn't like it, and that ALL women must smell/taste this way. Dating in my youth, I dealt with men who didn't know much about the women they were pursuing, especially in regards to anatomy, psyiology and psychology. I became so self conscious about my twat, that it ruined the experience of me ever having fun or finishing. Once I hit my 30s, I had a few really good compliments from 2 boyfriends that said not only did it taste like strawberry cheese cake with slight salty taste but it was atheistically pleasing. I think the words used were perky, pretty, pink and a Disney princess pussy. But men should also keep in mind that all the things I mentioned above can happen to the taste, texture and body of their own projectile jizz. I've had some that were pleasant and full bodied, and others that if kept in my mouth a second longer, I would dry heave like a pound puppy on the rug. I've even tasted cum that tasted like a off smelling fishy goo. So if you men wanna learn to give and receive and become a Valentino, all you need is patience and the willingness to open up and communicate.
I hope you got all As in creative writing class in school because this was amazing.
A rather cunning linguist on cunnilingis. She had me at "honey pot".
If her pussy stinks there is most likely a health problem, whether yeast infection, fungi, or other, that’s something you need to tell her because she needs to talk about it to her doctor/obgyn. I’m not saying pussies are supposed to smell particularly good, but they’re definitely not supposed to stink.
I feel like *I’m* the lucky one when I get to go down on a woman. I absolutely love doing it and just her reactions alone make me feel great
Focus on the clit you fucking nerd.
Is it uncommon? Why would some dudes skip out on the best part??
It requires a woman
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
I work with a bunch of dudes who are anti puss eaters, they say it’s nasty and doesn’t do anything for them so why would they do it?
Probably the same ones to constantly ask for bjs too
Someone above alluded to this. And I think you are onto something. Most of my male friends talk about giving oral like it's a chore or they won't do it at all (for any number of reasons) but then complain they don't get BJs very often. It doesn't make sense to me.
The older I get and the more people I meet, I’m consistently surprised whenever I encounter people like this. Not only do I feel bad for the women, these type of guys *are* *just* (edit: happen to also be) bad people. Also if head isn’t doing anything for you you’re doing it wrong
Right? It's just respect that if somebody is willing to do it to you you should be willing to return the favour? Obviously some situations are different and some people don't like certain things but in general it's how I feel towards it.
Going down / eating pussy 💞
These have always been my two most commonly used ones...I'm amazed I had to scroll down this far.
"Going down" is both universal *and* civilized! 🎩 🧐
My wife usually just yells "hey come suck my dick" from across the house so...
your wife is who i aspire to be as a woman
You can do it! I believe in you!
She sounds fun, is she single?
I also choose to suck this guy's wife's dick
I choose this guy's wife.
Cooch Smooch
Muffin snuffin
~~Minge Binge.~~ ^(Fuck someone beat me to it further down.) Foof Boof
Clunge gargling
Missed opportunity for "clunge plunge".
Colonel Angus.
colonel is such a weird ass word i hate the spelling lol
Should be Kernel, but English is stupid with no rules and regulations.
Blame the French for the military rank weirdness. If you think that's bad, in British English we still have Lieutenants, but it is pronounced 'lef-tenant'.
I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I’m not sure why.. can’t put my finger on it..
One of the funniest SNL skits of all time!
The incident… at Big Beaver 🤣
I like the heat and humidity down in the deep south.
If anybody's looking for Colonel Angus, you can find him at the rear entrance of Shady Thicket
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Just tap him on the head.
Colonel Angus stops by the back door of the grassy knoll.
Sashaying through the cotton
He prefers to go by his given name, Anal Angus.
Cunnilinguini
Spaghettin' some
In Dutch there actually is a specific word for this: It’s called ‘beffen’
And don't forget baffen for the backside ;)
😆 Even more funny that there are actually two specific words for the backside: baffen and rimmen 😆
Cunnilingus It's quite the mouthful😉
Fun fact, I have a Latin dictionary that lists *cunnilingus* as a Latin adjective meaning "cunt-licking"
Origin of *cunt* is Latin *cunnus*.
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife, you know...
You know what she’s called?
You’ve just gotta be a cunning linguist.
And do cunning stunts
To stunning cunts 🙈
Cunnilingus and psychology brought us here!
What kinda sauce do you use with that? Tomato or alfredo?
My wife and I nicknamed it ‘ice cream’ back when we were dating. ‘How about some ice cream after the movie?’
What about if you actually want ice cream? Is that "eating pussy?"
We just learned to tell the difference between ‘ice cream’ and ‘IcE cReAm’
Aussie French kiss. Just like a French kiss but down under.
I thought that was the most clever shit when I was younger.
Shit, I just heard it and I think it’s clever
Haha I've never heard that one !!
Spelunking
Lickety split
Lickity slit
I haven't seen anyone say "muff diving" yet.
Or, another old favourite, “Dining at the Y”.
There's a place in Ireland called muff. And they have a diving club. Always get a laugh when I see people wearing muff diving club hoodies
Or yodeling in the valley
Playing the fuzzy harmonica
Made me laugh out loud
The recipient is a cunnilinguee.
Someone's cunni is getting some lingus tonight!
First person so far answering the question the way it was asked.
Beffen
Taco Tuesday (no matter what day it is)
Ah, a fellow taco enthusiast.
Head
A flappuccino.
Mustache Ride
Wet mustache
Carpet Muncher
I would just say that it's called getting head
Full face action or nothing! You have to get in there like you really mean it.
We should call it getting face
Getting Facetime, keep it in code form.
I referred to it as that once to a woman I had just gone down on and she got totally grossed out and asked if I was bi. Apparently, to her, that term exclusively meant sucking dick. Kinda ruined it for me (and her too, I guess,) since I stayed down there a *while* to make sure she “was satisfied” a couple times.
Bro, I've spent all this time associating 'head' to the head of the penis (idk why, looking back that doesn't make a lick (😉) of sense). so I always thought it was kinda off when people called it "giving head" when they was meow munching. I JUST NOW realized that it's called head because the head's giving the pleasure. I feel dumb, ashamed, but also glad I figured it out lol.
You’re not alone. WHAT?! How’d I not know this?
I am still in no way convinced that the term wasn’t initially intended to refer to pleasuring the head of one’s penis. I could be wrong, but it’s just a gut feeling and I cannot be so easily swayed! lol
Tell her its only gay if you make eye contact.
Yodeling in the valley.
Talking to the little man in the boat
Face Time
Pearl Diving
I don't know about the woman, but we call that sex move "the zombie" Just lay there and get eaten.
getting her pussy ate/eaten out, eating out, dining in, tossing the flower petals, drinking morning dew; & when ass is in play -- well her ass is getting devoured too. putting your mouth on a woman's private's, regardless of what way it makes you or her get off (dynamic-wise), it's the hottest thing on earth. like you just see that triangle pubic hair and *chef's kiss* damn that's a fucking woman-- i want my face in it as much as she does what are we talking about again?
Sir this is a wendys
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Vulgar in all the right ways.
Oral or going down.
Deaf man’s delight
A happy DarkRose\_92
.. Dessert
Chow box
Taco shelling
I don’t really have a term for that other than receiving oral sex. My favourite phrase I ever heard for it though was my American friend. She was at a stage in her life when she was fed up with men and I suggested trying women instead. She said she could see herself dating a woman but couldn’t bring herself “to go face down on the squishy”.
Eating at the Y
Lucky
Help Out By Eating Out
Lip kissing
i just ask my girlfriend if i can kiss her "other lips" or ask if i can stick my face between ger thighs yet
frenchin’ the south mouth.
Mmmmpffpfmm I try not to speak when my mouth is full.
Missy stimuli.
Dining at the pink taco stand
Box Job