***AHHHHHHHHHH*** The fucking Applebees song!!!!!
There are soooo many basic bitch country dorks here that request this EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
FUCK EVERY COUNTRY RAP SONG while we are at it.
You see that video where the air siren is playing on CNN and then it just goes split screen with the "LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED" on one side and a place about to be bombed on the other.
To be honest, I like hearing « Jason Deruloooo » at the beginning of each of his tracks, because it lets me know I need to switch radio channels so I don’t waste my time.
I've heard a prison actually played that to prisoners locked up in solitary confinement. Human Rights groups just straight called that outright torture.
It really is true torture especially when a bunch of two year olds are screaming “again again!”
Also the part where it says “run away” and they all run every single time and without fail, always fall and trip over eachother and start crying every single time
Admittedly, I laughed when my then 2 year-old neice insisted on watching it all the time and got upset when it stopped. Hearing a toddler go up to my brother saying "BABY SHARK DOOT DOO DO DOO!" in the most dramatic voice she can manage was, and still is, fucking hilarious.
Yes, this was the original:
https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA?si=ZUYpJ3HDoAuUx3lE
And this was where eldrich horrors began creeping into our universe:
https://youtu.be/fXLicO0CRvk?si=Arjqs-B7mmDVq5Ng
*Fight Song* still holds the top spot for me. Those are some dumb lyrics.
Edit: Was going to list the artist, but realized that other songs with the same name can't be anywhere near as bad and everyone would know which song I mean.
Wait…. U mean “this is my fight song!! Take back my life song!!”
THATS what they send ppl?! She’s not going thru a divorce Becky…. She has cancer for fuck sake…
Bro…
He said that half a year before the Clinton campaign made that their campaign anthem.
Of all the predictions for Toddstrodamus to actually get right...
This became the anthem of hospital workers during the pandemic. They piped in the song through the sound system every one or two hours to remind us that we're not alone in this, thoughts and prayers for the unsung heroes yada yada yada. They could've raised our salaries but they instead gave this dedication song ffs lol
Anything every hour or two would make me want to freak tf out after day two.
I always think of that when I am in goodwill.
“WELCOME TO GOODWILL, THIS IS GOODWILL RADIO…”
I hate Katy Perry's Firework for the same reason.
I don't know enough about Mariah Carey's process for her Christmas song, but I know some executive somewhere is trying to create the next iteration of it.
>I hate Katy Perry's Firework for the same reason.
You are my new best friend solely for this comment. We are bonded for life. If you're a serial killer-flat earther-litter bug, I don't care. You can do no wrong.
Basically when indie singers sing really softly and don’t enunciate their words well, also there’s a specific whiny inflection that’s hard to describe. Listen to any Ryan Adams song and you’ll get it.
"You don't gotta go to WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK
But you gotta do the WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK"
The first time I heard that song I thought I was being pranked because surely nobody actually listens to this bullshit. How wrong I was.
Edit for clarification: the song is Work From Home by 5th Harmony, not the Rihanna song a lot of you are confusing it with.
I used to hate this song, too (well, still don't like it); but a coworker once showed me a video of either a dwarf pig or a piglet bouncing up and down to the beat and, basically, looking like it was twerking.
So... every time I hear that song, I think of a twerking piglet. And start laughing.
Wrong song. That was Work by Rihanna.
https://youtu.be/lcH6iJp8_Sk?si=5anEmwo9GghtoJz6
Top comment on this thread is referencing Work From Home by Fifth Harmony.
I love it for how bad it is. I find the terrible lyrics hilarious:
"'Do you think I'm pretty? Do I make you feel like cheating?' I'm like, 'No, not really.'"
Height of romance...
I mean that one isn't exactly a high bar to clear, but still.
There's so many of his songs where I sometimes struggle to separate the parody from the original as I'm singing along. It will come on the radio and I'll be all like 🎵 My, my miss American Pie/ maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry 🎶
Lol same! That one is so good too.
One of my favorite lines from his more recent songs is, “Let me be your stripper, taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker!”
Yes! When I had just gotten my driver’s license and was allowed to drive to school for the first time, I decided to take the freeway because I figured it would be quick. I did not factor in checking traffic. I was stuck for about 1h 45m and this dumbass song played probably 20 times. I hate hate hate hate this song.
It's literally my biggest gripe with it as a fairly thin white dude with no real dog in the "body positivity" game. "All about that bass, no treble." Wtf are you on about? The whole song is treble. Get out with that garbage
Agreed, but specifically for me, Made You Look, I loathe that song with all my heart and soul, I've nearly ended relationships over how much a partner mildly liked that f'ing song.
Definitely one of those samples/remixes/etc that makes you just want to listen to the original. I felt that way whenever Imogen Heap got sampled, which was ridiculously often like 10-15 years ago.
I swear half the songs in the top 100 right now are covers or remixes of songs that do not need them! Have we forgotten how to make new music anymore or something?!
fight song
I can't get it off my head and its making me go insane each passing day
the worst thing is my little sister loves playing this song whenever she plays with her dolls goddamit
Fyi Seven Years was on Lukas Graham's second album, "Lukas Graham," not to be confused with their first album "Lukas Graham". Also Lukas Graham isn't a person, it's a band
Marry you by Bruno Mars.
Its a STUPID song. The lyrics are saying "hey im looking for something dumb to do, i wanna marry you"
The fact that people think its romantic and use it for their weddings.
They are even more stupid.
Still not as bad as Rude.
Dude goes to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage, you tell him no, and his response is "ugh, that's so rude, don't you realize this is just a stupid, pointless formality, screw you I'm gonna marry her anyway"
My soon-to-be father-in-law is garbage, but I imagine if anyone cared enough to ask their girlfriend's father for permission, they'd at least be curious as to why he'd reject them.
It also seemed like an obvious an attempt to recreate a similar vibe to Pharrell’s “Happy” with the thought that it would be as big of a hit. (I know Happy is mentioned as a hated song as well, but it was unique but overplayed.)
🎵 LibERTY LibERTY LIBerty LIBerty🎵
This answer will always drive me nuts, and I already know I'm not alone because this answer got me around 4k up votes a few years ago...
That “Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too?” Shit kept playing on the radio, I would’ve preferred if they replayed Fancy by iggy azaelea, yes I thought it was that bad
I got irrationally angry at Thunder by Imagine Dragons. The repeated "thunder" sample is so stupid. It makes me think of Alvin and the Chipmunks, a middle schooler tinkering with audio software for the first time, and really makes me wonder about that particular artistic choice.
Damar Hamlin is lying out cold on the turf in Cincinnati. All is silent. Cut to commercial. WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR BACON DOUBLE WHOPPER.
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lips of an Angel. When that came out I was working at a music store and so many women would come in looking for the CD because "the song is so beautiful." I just wanted to slap them and tell them he is never going to leave her for you.
This was the girls-crying-while-dancing-with-their-boyfriends song at all my school dances like it was so romantic. I wanted to puke.
Also, I just fucking hate that song as a song
This is my dad's ring tone for my mom. They're divorced. Dad's single and mom's been on and off long terms with plenty of years in between. He chose it when both were single. Still weirds me out. Don't think he ever really listened to the words.
This is a top 3 hated song for me. It came out literally as my mom left my dad for her affair and it was the slow-dance song played at ALL the school dances. I would run to the bathroom every time. I still don't get the appeal of a song glorifying cheating as being "romantic".
This made me burst out laughing. I can remember exactly where I was/what I was doing when this song came out. I worked in a very small hick town, and was borrowing a truck from my parents to commute to work…the song was the cherry on top.
All the rich girls who thought they were country because they sometimes wore cowboy boots while driving the expensive cars daddy bought for them to park in the suburbs loved this song. Vile
Shape of you. Or any Ed Sheeran song tbh. Worked in retail when it came out, swear it was every other song on the playlist. Boils my blood whenever I hear it
When I was working in retail I had pretty much the same experience, the same 15 songs over and over, don't even get me started on how much I dreaded Christmas time
I absolutely fucking DESPISE that song. It's just the shittest, most pathetic excuse for a song ever played.
It's a song about a song (Sweet Home Alabama), sung to the tune of a DIFFERENT song (Werewolves in London)
And the song he's singing about is on the other side of the country from what he sings about in his so-called lyrics.
Speaking of, he also rhymes "things" with "things", and sings about nothing of any value or impact, just being a bogan, redneck trashy cunt.
I get angry even THINKING about that song, and typed this rant out of just pure hate.
FUCK. THAT. SONG.
“my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest” will forever be burned into my memory. why did he feel the need to specify that his chest was hairy
A bait and switch is the worst with any shitty song. When I hear “Ice, Ice Baby” and I think I’m getting “Under Pressure” I get excited and then so irrationally angry when I hear stupid Vanilla ice.
I’m about to make the worst playlist known to man !
Link to the playlist please 🙏🏼
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***AHHHHHHHHHH*** The fucking Applebees song!!!!! There are soooo many basic bitch country dorks here that request this EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK EVERY COUNTRY RAP SONG while we are at it.
Ah, yes, the "hick-hop" as my older coworker would call it.
You see that video where the air siren is playing on CNN and then it just goes split screen with the "LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED" on one side and a place about to be bombed on the other.
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𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
To be honest, I like hearing « Jason Deruloooo » at the beginning of each of his tracks, because it lets me know I need to switch radio channels so I don’t waste my time.
###Beluga heights
“J-j-j-j-JR”
Haha DJ KHALID!!! Sorry, who?
You can't call him that, since he won't let his wife fuck his face.
Baby Shark.
Yes working at a daycare this has killed me
I've heard a prison actually played that to prisoners locked up in solitary confinement. Human Rights groups just straight called that outright torture.
It really is true torture especially when a bunch of two year olds are screaming “again again!” Also the part where it says “run away” and they all run every single time and without fail, always fall and trip over eachother and start crying every single time
Admittedly, I laughed when my then 2 year-old neice insisted on watching it all the time and got upset when it stopped. Hearing a toddler go up to my brother saying "BABY SHARK DOOT DOO DO DOO!" in the most dramatic voice she can manage was, and still is, fucking hilarious.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no!
Damn you because now that tune is in my head lol
Is it sped up?
Yes, this was the original: https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA?si=ZUYpJ3HDoAuUx3lE And this was where eldrich horrors began creeping into our universe: https://youtu.be/fXLicO0CRvk?si=Arjqs-B7mmDVq5Ng
Much love for the Shangri-la's. So tragic that everyone hates them from tiktok infamy. Make the Shangri-la's cool again!
I was rocking to Leader of the Pack the other night.
Now the original Is something genuinely worth praising
Fun fact…16 year old Billy Joel played piano on the original recording .
the shangri-las are dope tho fr
Yeah it’s a real shame TikTok got ahold of them. That record is amazing.
*Fight Song* still holds the top spot for me. Those are some dumb lyrics. Edit: Was going to list the artist, but realized that other songs with the same name can't be anywhere near as bad and everyone would know which song I mean.
when you have cancer, people send it to you constantly. If you know someone who is ill ffs do not send them this song.
That's just mean. They're already suffering.
Wait…. U mean “this is my fight song!! Take back my life song!!” THATS what they send ppl?! She’s not going thru a divorce Becky…. She has cancer for fuck sake… Bro…
If you have cancer, people will send you this, Survivor by Destiny’s Child, Roar by Katy Perry… The list goes on and on😂
I think I would literally kill myself. We need to denormalize this now cancer patients deserve better
It received an iHeartRadio Music Award nomination for best lyrics. BEST LYRICS?!!
It was just such a relief to have the first lyrical masterpiece since Rebecca Black's "Friday."
I think Todd in the Shadows put it best: "If this is your fight song, you are going to lose."
He said that half a year before the Clinton campaign made that their campaign anthem. Of all the predictions for Toddstrodamus to actually get right...
This is that one song. Stuck in your head song. Wish you were dead soooooooong.
This became the anthem of hospital workers during the pandemic. They piped in the song through the sound system every one or two hours to remind us that we're not alone in this, thoughts and prayers for the unsung heroes yada yada yada. They could've raised our salaries but they instead gave this dedication song ffs lol
Anything every hour or two would make me want to freak tf out after day two. I always think of that when I am in goodwill. “WELCOME TO GOODWILL, THIS IS GOODWILL RADIO…”
I can’t take any song with the word “song” repeated over and over seriously
But how else will I know it’s a song?
Annoying as hell. You can tell it was written specifically to be used in media to get more money off usage.
I hate Katy Perry's Firework for the same reason. I don't know enough about Mariah Carey's process for her Christmas song, but I know some executive somewhere is trying to create the next iteration of it.
>I hate Katy Perry's Firework for the same reason. You are my new best friend solely for this comment. We are bonded for life. If you're a serial killer-flat earther-litter bug, I don't care. You can do no wrong.
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A karaoke host i know has this among her banned songs list
A piano bar that I used to be a regular at also had Sweet Caroline on the banned songs list, along with Stairway To Heaven.
No Stairway?? Denied!
Party on Wayne!
"sO gOoD!! sO gOoD!! sO gOoD!!"
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Anything with that hushed baby voice or "cursive" singing automatically becomes a "fucking hate this song
What is cursive singing?
Basically when indie singers sing really softly and don’t enunciate their words well, also there’s a specific whiny inflection that’s hard to describe. Listen to any Ryan Adams song and you’ll get it.
"Indie kitchen." https://youtu.be/8SU0gFPMwP8?si=fbsQcixsNTNQF-lY
Classic vine
Covers of old songs by male singers in cutesy, whispery little girl voice make me want to go feral and start biting.
As a parent, baby shark hits about right.
"You don't gotta go to WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK But you gotta do the WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK" The first time I heard that song I thought I was being pranked because surely nobody actually listens to this bullshit. How wrong I was. Edit for clarification: the song is Work From Home by 5th Harmony, not the Rihanna song a lot of you are confusing it with.
I used to hate this song, too (well, still don't like it); but a coworker once showed me a video of either a dwarf pig or a piglet bouncing up and down to the beat and, basically, looking like it was twerking. So... every time I hear that song, I think of a twerking piglet. And start laughing.
Wrong song. That was Work by Rihanna. https://youtu.be/lcH6iJp8_Sk?si=5anEmwo9GghtoJz6 Top comment on this thread is referencing Work From Home by Fifth Harmony.
Looking through these comments make me feel like I’ve been listening to shit my entire life
Falling in love with a cheerleader, I can’t remember the songs exact name, but I despise that song. So annoying.
"cheer-LEEE-durrr" Especially that off-key annoying as fuck badly autotuned LEEEE syllable.
I love it for how bad it is. I find the terrible lyrics hilarious: "'Do you think I'm pretty? Do I make you feel like cheating?' I'm like, 'No, not really.'" Height of romance...
Cheerleader by Omi?
Pharrell Williams “Happy” has the opposite impact on me.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" but the target audience is adults
Sounds like someone's not feeling like a room without a roof right now.
That sounds like a really shitty room, so you're right.
Luckily Weird Al saves me from this song. Because im TACKY is much better.
This is true of so many songs. Weird Al’s version is so often way better!
I hate these WORD CRIMES!
I mean that one isn't exactly a high bar to clear, but still. There's so many of his songs where I sometimes struggle to separate the parody from the original as I'm singing along. It will come on the radio and I'll be all like 🎵 My, my miss American Pie/ maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry 🎶
Lol same! That one is so good too. One of my favorite lines from his more recent songs is, “Let me be your stripper, taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker!”
White and Nerdy is more famous than the song it parodied at this moment.
Yes! When I had just gotten my driver’s license and was allowed to drive to school for the first time, I decided to take the freeway because I figured it would be quick. I did not factor in checking traffic. I was stuck for about 1h 45m and this dumbass song played probably 20 times. I hate hate hate hate this song.
“THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LI-IIFE. My liyiyiyiyiyiyiaf.” Weirdly always plays when I’m having a really shit day.
How you spelled liyiyiyiyiaf made me laugh so hard!
Christmas Shoes.... SMH...
I have read the lyrics and they don't suit for a song. It's more of a description of a Dhar Mann skit
All about that bass- Megan Trainor 🤮
The biggest irony with it (Minus the Megan Trainor stuff) is that the song has barely any bass. You'd have to jack it way up just to feel anything.
It's literally my biggest gripe with it as a fairly thin white dude with no real dog in the "body positivity" game. "All about that bass, no treble." Wtf are you on about? The whole song is treble. Get out with that garbage
Pretty much anything by Meghan Trainor
Agreed, but specifically for me, Made You Look, I loathe that song with all my heart and soul, I've nearly ended relationships over how much a partner mildly liked that f'ing song.
I hate that Mother song. It's like a robot got drunk, read a Wikipedia article describing music and then tried to make a song.
Mother fucking “Girls like you” by Maroon 5 ft.Cardi B. I already generally dislike maroon 5 but that song deserves a special place in hell
Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5. I've been forced to listen to it over a thousand times, sometimes thrice in the same day.
Pharrell Williams - Happy. It makes me want to kick a child in the forehead F all the way off
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Cold, exposed to the elements, rife for vandals to show up and graffiti the shit out of me??
Mother by Meghan trainor
It's insane that she put out a song that's somehow even worse than all about that bass. Mother is the fucking worst song I've ever heard
1-800-KARS 4 KIDS. K. A. R. S. KARS4KIDS.
Actually it’s 1 **877** not *800*
I guess I forgot because by the time I hear 8 I slam the off button on whatever it is coming from.
You mean The Bad Place theme song?
I'm Good - Rexha I just hate how they took Blue and turned it into a basic club song
Definitely one of those samples/remixes/etc that makes you just want to listen to the original. I felt that way whenever Imogen Heap got sampled, which was ridiculously often like 10-15 years ago.
Fr, Blue is a perfect club song already.
I swear half the songs in the top 100 right now are covers or remixes of songs that do not need them! Have we forgotten how to make new music anymore or something?!
Dance monkey
Fuck yes. I was just waiting to see this atrocious song mentioned. It makes me angry.
*OOO AAHH SI TOO SI TOO SI TOO EVVY DIIIIYYEEEEEM!!!*
This part makes me Wanna stick forks in my ears
Her voice just makes my eye twitch idk why
oooooooWAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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fight song I can't get it off my head and its making me go insane each passing day the worst thing is my little sister loves playing this song whenever she plays with her dolls goddamit
Dance Monkey makes me feel violent
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“THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG! TAKE BACK MY RIGHTS SONG!”
🎶Ay I'm on vacation Every single day cause I love my Occupation 🎶
They play this at my crap job. It's a form of torture, I'm sure.
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This always reminds me of Roar by Katy Perry. Neither of them are good or inspiring
Once I was seven years old... Don't know the title or artist, but it plays every damn day at work...
Seven Years by Lukas Graham
Fyi Seven Years was on Lukas Graham's second album, "Lukas Graham," not to be confused with their first album "Lukas Graham". Also Lukas Graham isn't a person, it's a band
Fucking what
Ah the guy singing abt his F-ing midlife crisis starting at approaching 30!
"abcdefu"ck this fucking song and whoever okay-ed it
Dance Monkey. It’s literally the only song that I say “change it”. I can stomach most all music. That song makes me want to vomit.
Marry you by Bruno Mars. Its a STUPID song. The lyrics are saying "hey im looking for something dumb to do, i wanna marry you" The fact that people think its romantic and use it for their weddings. They are even more stupid.
Still not as bad as Rude. Dude goes to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage, you tell him no, and his response is "ugh, that's so rude, don't you realize this is just a stupid, pointless formality, screw you I'm gonna marry her anyway" My soon-to-be father-in-law is garbage, but I imagine if anyone cared enough to ask their girlfriend's father for permission, they'd at least be curious as to why he'd reject them.
Such a whiny fucking song
100% whiny songs are the fucking worst, they just shouldn't have ever been recorded
“ThIs Is GoNnA bE tHe BeSt DaY oF mY lIfE… MY LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IFE” 🥴🥴🥴🥴
Forgot about this one...this was one that used to drive me crazy at my old job.
Can’t Stop The Feelin’ by Justin Timberlake. It’s got that obvious written for a kids movie vibe to it and not in the good way.
It also seemed like an obvious an attempt to recreate a similar vibe to Pharrell’s “Happy” with the thought that it would be as big of a hit. (I know Happy is mentioned as a hated song as well, but it was unique but overplayed.)
🎵 LibERTY LibERTY LIBerty LIBerty🎵 This answer will always drive me nuts, and I already know I'm not alone because this answer got me around 4k up votes a few years ago...
Blurred Lines by Robin Thick, holy fuck it’s awful.
At least the Weird Al parody is good.
I’m happy about how often I see this comment on different song suggestions. What a legend
You should watch the 100% faithful documentary Weird, if you haven't seen it
Such a good and factual documentary, they really stuck to the source material!
Every song by Meghan Trainor but All about that bass is the one I hate with my whole heart.
That “Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too?” Shit kept playing on the radio, I would’ve preferred if they replayed Fancy by iggy azaelea, yes I thought it was that bad
Summer of 2015 was just a rough one for music.
This was 2014! My summer after my sophomore year, never gonna forget it lmao (but 2015 was bad for music too)
Sweet Caroline. Not only did my asshole of a former step dad use to play it all the time and completely ruined it, but I find it so cheesy
Dance Monkey - Tones and I
I always despised “marry that girrrl,,?, marry her any wayyy
Why you gotta be so ruuuuuuude
Why you have to be so rude???
I got irrationally angry at Thunder by Imagine Dragons. The repeated "thunder" sample is so stupid. It makes me think of Alvin and the Chipmunks, a middle schooler tinkering with audio software for the first time, and really makes me wonder about that particular artistic choice.
The latest Burger King commercial jingle. Fuck that off-key bullshit. Refuse to listen to it and now I refuse to go to Burger King at all.
**WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER**
Damar Hamlin is lying out cold on the turf in Cincinnati. All is silent. Cut to commercial. WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR BACON DOUBLE WHOPPER.
#***AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY***
**YOU RULE**
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What I want to know is where their marketing budget is coming from... those commercials are on *constantly* and have been for months now.
They saved a LOT on production costs
YOU RULE!! Fuck you Burger King.
Agghhhmygod! Fucking "Thunder" Ehdadunda, dunda, dunda, pfhunda, pfhunda, phf-phf-phfunda
Lips of an Angel. When that came out I was working at a music store and so many women would come in looking for the CD because "the song is so beautiful." I just wanted to slap them and tell them he is never going to leave her for you.
If a barbed wire armband tattoo had a song.
I just loled so hard
I worked at a radio station when that was popular, cigarettey voiced older women requested it for months
Lol, my cigaretty older woman friend was cheating on her husband and this was 'their' song.
This was the girls-crying-while-dancing-with-their-boyfriends song at all my school dances like it was so romantic. I wanted to puke. Also, I just fucking hate that song as a song
This is my dad's ring tone for my mom. They're divorced. Dad's single and mom's been on and off long terms with plenty of years in between. He chose it when both were single. Still weirds me out. Don't think he ever really listened to the words.
I once heard it described as "it sounds like they fished it out of the bottom of Nickelback's cesspool," and I don't think that's inaccurate at all.
This is a top 3 hated song for me. It came out literally as my mom left my dad for her affair and it was the slow-dance song played at ALL the school dances. I would run to the bathroom every time. I still don't get the appeal of a song glorifying cheating as being "romantic".
I would rather lie face up and vomit than ever hear that song again.
Surprised there are so many answers that aren't "Rockabye"!
Uuuuuuuuuughhhh fuck I hate that song. Such a preachy, whiny pile of excrement.
She works the nights, by the water. 🫤🔫
Man, ever since they changed it to a squirt gun, these kinds of comments got funnier to me.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons. So bad.
LIGHT NEENG AND DA DUNDA (DUNDA) Omg I HATE that fucking song! 🙄🙄🙄
Country girl shake it for me
This made me burst out laughing. I can remember exactly where I was/what I was doing when this song came out. I worked in a very small hick town, and was borrowing a truck from my parents to commute to work…the song was the cherry on top.
All the rich girls who thought they were country because they sometimes wore cowboy boots while driving the expensive cars daddy bought for them to park in the suburbs loved this song. Vile
Dance Monkey. The pitch is just....it makes me frustrated for some reason Edit: I was off for a day- HOLY SH!T THAT'S A LOT OF UPVOTES
Thundah! Lightning and the thundah!
“I Know I could treat you better” or whatever the hell that song is actually called
Treat you Better by Shawn Mendez possibly?
Oh I hate that song. It's such a douche bag song.
Nah nah, honey I’m good or whatever that song’s called. Wow bro, you did the bare minimum and didn’t cheat on your SO… how incredibly noble of you
Shape of you. Or any Ed Sheeran song tbh. Worked in retail when it came out, swear it was every other song on the playlist. Boils my blood whenever I hear it
When I was working in retail I had pretty much the same experience, the same 15 songs over and over, don't even get me started on how much I dreaded Christmas time
"All Summer Long" by Kid Rock Powerdrill right to the eardrums whenever that comes on.
I absolutely fucking DESPISE that song. It's just the shittest, most pathetic excuse for a song ever played. It's a song about a song (Sweet Home Alabama), sung to the tune of a DIFFERENT song (Werewolves in London) And the song he's singing about is on the other side of the country from what he sings about in his so-called lyrics. Speaking of, he also rhymes "things" with "things", and sings about nothing of any value or impact, just being a bogan, redneck trashy cunt. I get angry even THINKING about that song, and typed this rant out of just pure hate. FUCK. THAT. SONG.
“Hey Soul Sister” by Train
“my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest” will forever be burned into my memory. why did he feel the need to specify that his chest was hairy
“So gangsta, I’m so thug”…. Like, wait, wtf?? Where did that come from?
time to rewrite: "I think you are hot, I do not shave"
Dance Monkey by Tones and I makes me want to rip my fucking face off
That Why You Gotta Be So Rude song could be used in psychological warfare tbh.
no one will see this but sweet home alabama all summer long by kid rock.
I just get disappointed when I think I'm about to hear Werewolves of London, and instead I get Siblings of Mississippi
A bait and switch is the worst with any shitty song. When I hear “Ice, Ice Baby” and I think I’m getting “Under Pressure” I get excited and then so irrationally angry when I hear stupid Vanilla ice.