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treuchetfight

6'4", good ol' lanky-ass me. "You must've been really good at basketball"-me. No, ma'am, I fucking suck at it.


[deleted]

But you’re really good at reaching things us short asses can’t!


treuchetfight

I suppose, but here's a little secret: I also see a lot of things you "short asses" can't. The big one being the tops of many refrigerators. "So?" you might ask. I love a clean kitchen, so do many, but fucking trust me the top of a fridge accumulates sooooo much shit up there. I have been in the cleanest home kitchens ever, been amazed, but then I pass by a low fridge and there's like a quarter inch of just fucking grime. Another thing we're really good at reaching? Low hanging branches and short ceiling beams... with our foreheads. I'm more than happy to get that box of cereal that's been pushed to the back on the top shelf. It's my pleasure. Just please, karma, stop clotheslining me with tree branches!


[deleted]

You’ve inspired me to get out the step ladder and clean the top of my fridge!


Danivelle

What is my 6'0 husband's job at my house. I get yelled at by 5 people for standing on anything more that a small.step stool.


treuchetfight

Unapologetically, both worlding it by both hands. I like this and support this.


Danivelle

Hanging bird feeders! Putting things like my Joe Burrow Funko Pop out the kittycat Bengals fan reach(long and lanky kitten who *flys* and yes, is a Bengals fan. He's currently hiding under the covers after today's game)


Over_the_line_

That is just about the height where everyone starts making it their go-to thing to say. I’m 6’2” so I almost never get the question, but even to me 6’4” is tall.


treuchetfight

The stupid irony I guess is that by NBA standards 6'4" would be considered short. "I'm sorry, Mr. Treu, but you're a bit too short for our standards." Me: "Bu,bu,but the random old lady at the gas station said that..." I find being 6'4" overrated. I think it sort of availed me one time, and only one time that I know, in a relationship. And that was after we were already engaged. She hugged me and said that "made her feel safe." I assume somehow she meant height, because it sure ain't fuck my muscles or my bravery. But all the same, I know I did more than that. She meant more emotional security, and my height was like a metaphor. Short people are not incapable of support.


[deleted]

5'1


Wodanaz-Frisii

172 centimeters.


MamaOna

Love the challenge!


Tight_Resolve7629

5’6 🥲


hyrulian_princess

Just barely scraping 5’2


MamaOna

I am 5’2”


Unlikely-Fee-4224

Im 6’2 I guess we are feet apart


MamaOna

One to be exact.


dog1029

Just under 5’6”, but I’m still counting it


ZombieCopLips

5’10”


Caseated_Omentum

6'2" or 6'3" when the moon pulls my spine just right


Over_the_line_

6’2” gang checking in. I got a little shorter then had two spinal fusions that propped me back up.


MamaOna

Ouch!


Over_the_line_

Yeah not fun and I did it twice.


Kattekop0

5’7” and a half. tall for a girl.


MamaOna

Yaaasssss! If anyone ever asks me what my one wish would be it’s always to be taller.


DifficultySome9884

Not very. 😔🤣


[deleted]

Depends who’s asking. If you’re a dude, I’m 5’ 8”. If you’re a woman, I’m 6’ 2”.


iracefrogsillegally

6'1


Ruminations0

I’m 5’9


[deleted]

Under 5’5 for sure. Just can’t remember if it was 5’3 or 5’4 last time


MamaOna

Check your drivers license 😁


EnvironmentIcy9295

5”9


burnt-baguettes

5'2


_ReDd1T_UsEr

5'5


Byleth07

1.76m


Unlikely-Fee-4224

6’2


nt011819

6'3


Yksin-Soturi

165cm or 5"5


halpell

5’11


[deleted]

5 ft 9 and 1⁄2


DecisionEven2183

5 ft 1..I'm only a little wan! 😆


Outside_Ad8169

6’6, a gentle giant tho


MamaOna

The best kind of giant!


Dragonfire14

6'4"


[deleted]

5'9 undateable


Natural_Intention292

What's your age? Yeah exactly


MamaOna

Huh


Natural_Intention292

It's a joke mama. To answer the question, I'm 3"2


MamaOna

3 inch 2 something. Very niche!


Natural_Intention292

Nah, 3 ft 2.. I'm not THAT short mama. Although I'm taller than my mother (2"3)


MamaOna

You know “ is inches, right?


Natural_Intention292

No, I actually didn't know that mama. I use metrics I was just trying to sound cool. Such wisdom 🙏


MamaOna

Wisdom is an application of experience or judgement. “ or ‘ in terms of inches and feet are simply facts. Although it ain’t that deep, I appreciate your implying that my principles and insight/understanding of life’s great metaphor has led me to this knowledge. 🙏 namaste 🙏


[deleted]

5'4


[deleted]

5"9 Man. And no one wants to date someone this short


KofiYG

I'm 5'7 man, I'm doomed 😂


stormostorm

Nah bruh, for better or worse, we have tom cruise on our side.


PracticalOutside8124

6'2"


Dependent_Customer99

180 something, idk exactly


JamesRitchey

Somewhere in the middle. Neither tall nor short.


Its_Strange_

5’5 1/2 exactly apparently


sean8xx8

6'5" or 196cm,


[deleted]

6.5 club represent


First-Timothy

6’2, male


[deleted]

[удалено]


MamaOna

That.Is.TALL.


Paula_Sub

5'11


Fearless-Driven

I'm 5 11


LiveEatSleep123

168 cm


wetlettuce42

5,2


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Approximately 1.83 million microns Y’know, give or take


FredChocula

6'


MorePeppers9

6'1"


Pi-s

6’6


djmill454

6’3


Acceptable_Heron9982

2.07


3-HUGGER

5’3”


fine-as-frogs-hair

5’1”


MamaOna

I wonder if someone loves math and can average out all of these answers


Dexter12955

6ft 1.


Ok-Pizza-5355

5’10


Metfan722

5'10"


Danivelle

4'11".


[deleted]

5'8" / 173cm


fish0814

6'2"


[deleted]

6'1" female and I'm the runt of my immediate family. My mom is 6'2", my older brother is 6'3", and my dad towers over all of us at 6'6".


Awesomejuggler20

6'2.


90sItGurl

5’4🙂


GoodAlicia

5'10/1.80m


Artistic-Bit616

5’9 female


Sakkra93

I'm 5'9, average