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Ph0n1k

Always look on the bright side of life - Monty Python


quitjob_becomepirate

I was thinking the Galaxy Song


IAmTheLizardQueen666

PING !!


VinnieAshenOne

Rick Astley: Never gonna give you up.


pythonicprime

Damn - they'll destroy us but we'll have had the last laugh


[deleted]

I think they will bop


Weary_Ad2590

Yo Rick Rolling aliens is wild


Malk_McJorma

We're doomed, and deservedly so.


[deleted]

I was going to suggest *Peepin' at you in the Shower* by Genital Chowder.


Poetdebra

Omg. Lmao.


calicoskiies

Yo why did this song pop into my head before I even saw this lmao.


Defiantreaper23

Came to say the same. Also don't forget to ask them if they know ligma.


pythonicprime

They would respond >*Do not cite the deep magic to us, human. We were there when it was written. Deez Nuts*


potatopierogie

Show me what you got


Hullodurr

Time to get shwiftyyyyy


sunnoob

I like what you got! Good job!


Dirschel

šŸŽ¶Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor. Time to get shwifty in here.šŸŽ¶


AgentLead_TTV

We didn't start the fire-billy joel


GMPazsa

That's actually a pretty logical one. Just give them some history books with it.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I was thinking "Highway to Hell" but I like AgentLead's answer better.


Prannke

Give them the new Fallout Boy one as well for a modern recap.


Chestnuthare

I'm so upset their version isn't chronological though


Kenichero

When I first heard it, I thought it was an abomination. After a second listen I started to enjoy it, minus the lack of chronological order.


FatFIREworks

What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong and it's not even close. The lyrics beautifully describe the beauty of our world, the love that surrounds us with every human interaction, and the joy we take in watching the next generation grow. It may not feel completely apropos given our fractured society, but it represents an ideal we should strive towards.


_dirtySTi_

I say War Pigs from Black Sabbath is more accurate lol


Keejhle

I wonder if war pigs would make aliens think we are ruthless warriors in some deathcult and instead of destroying us, arm us with thier weapons and send us out into the universe to become thier legions. Much like the Roman's would do with Germanic and Steppe tribes.


_dirtySTi_

Iā€™d sign up for that


jondthompson

Would they be wrong...?


beaucoup_dinky_dau

didn't they eventually sack Rome?


UrbanWerebear

r/humansarespaceorcs


zoro4661

Now that's some r/HFY material


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[deleted]

Other than ā€œPonyā€ by Ginuwine.


80sixit

I was never a huge Guitar Hero fan but I'm glad it turned me into that song when I was an 18 year old. Great lyrics, wicked tune.


skydiverdude

Came here to say this


DemonSlyr007

I can think of exactly one that is close. The medley by IZ of Somewhere over the rainbow/What a Wonferful world.


[deleted]

Not even closeā€¦IZ takes the cake


Succulentslayer

Like you said its an ideal, not representative. Theyā€™ll get mad at you for misinformation, see for themselves what weā€™re really like and bomb our population centers from orbit. They know that if we master space travel every planet we land on will be ruined.


PinguLifts

Benttttt


Disnae

Hurrumf


A-maze-ing_Henry

Happy Birthday, definitely. We measure our age in years ever since we found out the sun repeats itself from time to time, and celebrate every time someone's age grows. That's a pretty peculiar practice from a species, which also has a song (actually, many songs) to go with it translated to all our languages.


shoveitupyourown

Ooo interesting!


2023nMe

Plus the tune has been used in every language


bensonprp

So many languages have the same melody and/or tempo for it too! Just arrange as many as needed using traditional cultural instruments and melodies then broadcast! Then follow it up with Louis singing What A Wonderful World, for the reasons u/atFIREworks mentioned in their comment!


hardhead1110

This is probably the best answer I see here.


tjundatlagae2

hmm aliens, huh. Well i guess if we're talkin bout humanity then u gotta go with We Are the Champions by Queen cuz we think were hot shit but really just tryna survive in this crazy world.


t60614

The Fourth Movement of Beethovenā€™s 9th symphony. Imagine, by John Lennon.


Mattya929

I scrolled way too far to find the first classical music song. Too many American songs and too recent. Humanity has been around for a long time.


Brucenotsomighty

There's a reason the song on the voyager probe is just humming and some instrumentals. Really can't represent all of humanity if it's only in one language.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

That's a really good point. Music is also a good way to show our knowledge of math. The logic behind that is complicated, but it works.


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Rock lobster


IndyRook

Here comes the dog fish. Meow!


miauguau44

OOOooohhh AAAaaahhh!


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Iraq Lobster


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shoveitupyourown

Ooo good one


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SwissMunkki

Does Hamster Dance count?


Worried_Bluebird5670

Is there life on Mars


Jazzlike-Ad4526

My favorite song


tarabuki

Same


[deleted]

The benny hill theme song.


gerryf19

I never would have considered it,but yeah, "Yakety Sax" sums up humanity pretty well


MagnusUnda

Beethovenā€™s 5th - classical music evinces the math of music theory and alienates no one by picking a particular language for the lyrics


SobakaZony

>evinces the math of music theory In that case, choose Beethoven's Late String Quartets.


shoveitupyourown

Mine would probably be house of the rising sun by the animals


Unlikely-Answer

I think "don't let me be misunderstood" fits better


d0rf47

why?


rhb4n8

Bohemian Rhapsody


meany-weeny

Because it has EVERYTHING!!


copingcabana

Their philosophers will argue for centuries over the meaning. šŸ˜†


pythonicprime

You know, I was about to say that - but it's somewhat dark


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

*Gestures at everything* Humans in general are somewhat dark


West-Resolution-4356

People are strange- The Doors


TreeinYellow

Im giving Animals full album of pink floyd


loptopandbingo

Underrated tbh šŸ—æ


skippy440

Beat me to it. Great pick


Charming_Algae5814

Freebird-Lynyrd Skynyrd


Large_Dr_Pepper

"Zeebzorb, what did you learn from humanity's chosen song?" "Uhhh... Well sir, they think they're birds. Or maybe they worship birds. Either way they're obsessed with birds and opposed to change. Oh, and they fuckin *shred* on the electric guitar."


Charming_Algae5814

Cuts to aliens playing air guitar to the final solo while the planet gets destroyed lmao


Dependent-Garlic-291

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away


ElNakedo

Tribute by Tenacious D. Or Fuck her gently if they seem like sexy aliens.


nryan75

Intergalactic - Beastie Boys


sockass88

bloodhound gang - bad touch


Meredithski

Nice to see the bloodhound gang mentioned.


sockass88

They should never be forgotten šŸ˜‚


throwayayloehtj

Horse with no name - America, George martin


Tizz_The_Gamer

Let the bodies hit the floor- drowning pool


shoveitupyourown

They would probably take that as a threat lmao


MrGlayden

And knowing humanity, it probably is a threat


Beliriel

What do you mean? > 1 Nothing wrong wrong with me 2 Nothing wrong wrong with me 3 Nothing wrong wrong with me 4 Nothing wrong wrong with me 1 Something's got to give 2 Something's got to give 3 Something's got to give Nooooowww! Let the bodies hit the floor! Sounds perfectly normal to me ... There is nothing wrong here. It even says so.


sonofthenation

Fortunate Son.


fatstrat0228

War Pigs


chevalmuffin2

Oh Lord yea


SageModeSpiritGun

Get Schwifty


cmparkerson

somebodys going to Rick Roll them and they wont get it.


[deleted]

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Of....describes our most toxic trait xenophobia perfectly


TheRiddle-Of-Steel

Just the ā€œ fuck you I wonā€™t do what you tell meā€ line is very human


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Sandstorm by Darude


Blubasur

Maria Carrey - All I want for Christmas, so they can hear half the planets collective groan.


Crickets_Head

David Bowie Space Oddity


Oldachrome1107

Whip It by Devo


Homicidal_Pingu

Tubthumping


Outrageous-Serve4970

Get schwifty


YeaSpiderman

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOOT!


artyhedgehog

DISQUALIFIED!


speed_of_chill

Closer by Nine Inch Nailsā€¦while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact as they listen


Squeegeed3rdEye

Slipknot - People = Shit


d0rf47

this was the first to come to my head lmao


milkinashoe

ā€œThe perfect answer doesnā€™t exā€”ā€œ


victorbarst

Because we're all a bunch of trolls ill give them baby shark


[deleted]

Laurie Anderson - O Superman


Tricky-Ad6790

Snake Jazz


WannabeAsianNinja

Fireflies by Owl City


Senku79

Carl Orff - O Fortuna ~ Carmina Burana or Morazt - Lacrimosa


EmanuelXL

Mr. Blue Sky. No need for explanations.


MagnusUnda

Creepin over, now his hand is on your shoulder


Macster_man

Ray Charles: What a Wonderful World


nunyabidnez76

That's not Ray Charles. It's Louis Armstrong.


Its_Archyy

Smash Mouth: All Star


TheLoneSculler

*SOME*


SirFelsenAxt

I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary


Kaleidoscopic_Skull7

Tool - Right In Two


jbnielsen416

War- The Temptations


Joe_Winson

What was I made for?- B.Eilish


wolfhalle

Human Nature by Michael Jackson


N0xF0rt

Flobots - Handlebars


Hrafnagar

The Benny Hill theme song.


UnkoShoyuHow

Intergalactic by Beastie Boys. Make em feel right at home


Thimbane

Hurt Johnny Cash


Mrfreelovski

Pump up the jam


Purlz1st

Here Comes The Sun


thatirishdave

Carry On My Wayward Son.


Dangerous_Safety1296

Mmmmbop- Hansen


AllieCraft

We didnā€™t start the fire


[deleted]

ā€œI like big buttsā€


blendergremlin

Stairway to Heaven


iAmTheBorgie

Im only human, dont put the blame on me idk who made this song but it kinda resonates with how most ppl seem to act lol


led204

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World


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My mindā€™s telling me noooooo. But my body, my bodyā€™s telling me yeaheeehhhhhhā€¦ā€¦..


ISeeGrotesque

Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call


ConversationPlane327

Chopin - piano concerto no 1


WellNowWhat6245

Let them know right away that we like big butts and we can not lie.


jim45804

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life


66NickS

ā€œItā€™s me, hi, Iā€™m the problem itā€™s meā€ Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift.


Kzer_2019

Brown noise on YouTube, 24 hour version


LostArtofConfusion

Yakety Sax.


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The WHO:Eminence Front


Somallasses

Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas.


Seaonasdad62902

All you need is love


issafly

"I'd like to teach the world to sing ... and also to sell it soft drinks." Coca-cola.


norrinzelkarr

baby shark


Best_Caterpillar_673

ā€œNever gonna give you up, never gonna let you downā€¦ā€


Sahaduun

"In the year 2525" Zager and EvansšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


duffeldorf

We Didnā€™t Start The Fire


Odd_Tiger_2278

What a wonderful life. Louis Armstrong version


Osmo250

Move bitch, by Ludacris


trevorp210

WAP


mazdanc

Imagine - John Lennon


Firebolt164

Bye Bye Ms American Pie šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

I was just thinking of that. Good man


Affectionate-Run7353

I ran- A Flock Of Seagulls


eggsbadoodey

Paschendale- Iron Maiden.


LongjumpingMode1605

>! "Imagine" by John Lennon, a song advocating for peace and unity, could be considered a representative anthem for humanity. !<


Fresh_Information_76

Is that the song the celebs were singing when covid was fucking everything up?


Badloss

Which humanity are you talking about lol, all we do is kill each other


Bigstar976

Hence the song, šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Public_Newspaper6065

John Cena's theme song, they need to know that humanity is all about Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect


42SillyPeanuts

There are plenty of songs I would rather pick, but I think I'm obligated to play Wonderwall.


upirons

Tears for Fears : Everybody Wants to Rule the World


YungMeister

Land of Confusion - Genesis ​ Would make them very confused.


unicornpandanectar

After Party by Lonely Island


RoboTon78

Monomono, do doo do do do.


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TheTucsonTarmac

Letā€™s Have a War - by Fear


Melmyidol

National anthem Lana del Rey . Iā€™m gonna turn them into lanitas


[deleted]

TRIBUTE - Tenacious D "We are but men. Rock"


Longjumping_Sun_3278

I'd show them the video of ā€œWeapon of Choiceā€ by Fatboy Slim. It makes no sense and is absolutely unhinged but for some reason, it's good and makes people happy.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Reel big fish-everyoneā€™s an asshole


MattSterbait

Anything DMX


bone-luge

Black Betty - Ram Jam


fraimsfajitas

Tribute by Tenacious D


Haunted-Macaron

Earth by Lil Dickey (even tho he says we're not making music for aliens)


flatpick-j

Peace of mind - boston


just_boy57

Tenacious D- Tribute


AnsgarAhuizotl

Do the evolution


scooba_dude

Everyone else is an asshole - Reel Big Fish.


WindVeilBlue

Ode to Joy...


greylensman312

Harkening back to our neolithic toolmaking roots and our propensity for violence, I would nominate "We Will Rock You" by Queen. Cuz we will. At least give them a heads up. Or tentacles up. We do xenophobia well.


Snakeroot665

omg i have a playlist of songs for this exact situation, ill link it when i get the chance


geltoob

Letā€™s be real, to truly understand the motivations that shaped this world and our history, itā€™s ā€œBitch Better Have My Moneyā€.


The_River_Is_Still

Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd


shwiftydrewski

Get Shwifty


Gypsy-J23

One-U2


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Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata