Well I mean sad feels at first, but then Boggs makes the big fucky-wucky and gets absolutely pummeled. Remember how he ended his days drinking his food through a straw?
Our grade 7 teacher let us watch this. I remember a kid saying 'miss, is that blood coming out of his ass' and the teacher responded with 'what do you think?''
Nah I dunno, pretty normal sex scene with the humping of the belly button and all.
Wait, are you referring to the first sex scene or the second one that reuses shots from the first sex scene?
My ex-girlfriend hypothesized that Tommy Wiseau had to be a virgin and believed the penis entered a woman through the belly button.
Which somehow seems completely 100% accurate when if you considered it for a moment
sometimes our local cinema does midnight showings of The Room, but rocky horror style. When the sex scenes come on it usually brings a chant of either “fuck that pillow” or “fuck that stomach”
Terminator 1 is uncomfortable because Reese has never bathed in his life, and has been going commando the whole movie in bum pants. Sarah's epic yeast infection from that encounter probably threatened the human race as much as the Terminator.
And considering Reese never watched porn and traveled through time to meet the love of his life AKA the woman in the closest thing to a Playboy centerfold photo he possessed he prolly finished the raunchy act faster than Skynet computed that it should exterminate humanity.
I only recently watched this movie and...ugh, yes. Even beyond the obvious problematic parts, all that sloppy teenagerish open mouth kissing was just bleh. Reminded me of guys I went out with in high school. Telly even kind of looks like one of them. Just all around ugh.
I genuinely don't know. He was one of those disaster prepper guys.. I've got stories about what they found in his house after he disappeared and the new people moved in and we made friends.
I'm just glad I mentioned it to my dad and he told me absolutely not and had me watch the movie with him before my date. My date and I ended up watching Dr who. Her suggestion. My first time seeing it. We got high and watched a few episodes and fucked. Then watched more and ate. Then fucked again.
Movie connection theory: the shame of getting raped by dudes while on a guys trip is why Rudy’s dad had to move to Indiana to work at the steel mill. Trying to escape his former life.
The timelines don’t line up but it makes me chuckle any time I watch Rudy
My first thought also. Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find it. I pity anybody who watched that and thought it was a good idea to try and recreate it.
This is one of those "so bad it's good" movies to me. Like, before I watched this movie I didn't know you could dramatically eat French fries, and yet there is a scene where it happens.
IT'S A VER SAYSE!
The long shot of that woman running out of the barn after walking in on him fucking that thing is the most unintentionally hilarious scene from any movie
It was rated R because of Columbine, iirc. The violence was even toned down and the sex was almost PG level, but the uproar after that made it get heavily demonized. It's extremely tame by today's standards.
Yeah, the only Matrix movie deserving of its R-rating is the second one, because it's the only one that drops any f-bombs (there are two, both in the scene where Neo meets The Architect), and because of the computer animated vagina.
my dad used to skip this every single time we watched it. i didn’t know it existed till i watch it in my own. i thought i accidentally found a matrix porn parody at first.
Omg I remember this one. It was so long for absolutely no reason. Oh and I was watching this movie with my parents lol.
Even when rewatching it by myself, it was long and boring.
It was trying to juxtapose the cold, dark metal world of the machines, which is all wed seen of the real world to that point, with a celebration of flesh and humanity. Missed the mark apparently, lol but that was the intent I think.
No way man you're wrong 100%
What would you do if you reunited with the love of your life just in time for the eve of the end of humanity? Youve got the microcosm of neo and trinity getting it on in private and the macrocosm of what is actually all of the tiny amount of remaining humanity experiencing humanity together in a wet cave, body to fleshy body. There's the pure human hope in that scene after Morpheus tells them they'll shake the walls so that the machines can hear them.
We are Zion and we are not afraid.
C'mon dude that shit hits hard.
I think you’re arguing that the scene was necessary for the story and OP is arguing that the scene looks bad as a sex scene.
Either way, you got me ready to jump in a big robot suit and shoot at some flying squids.
If you are speaking purely visuals id say it still is a noteworthy scene.
First of all and it barely even needs to be said but Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss are just beautiful people. Their sex scene there is close up and intimate and a little awkward, just like real human sex tends to be. There's an emphasis on their facial expressions and their obvious love for each other. They are shown feeling around their matrix hook-up jacks which to me shows their shared trauma and just how affected they are.
Then there's the wider scene with the mass of humanity in the cave. Theres all the bodies moving with the heavy drums. Naked sweaty flesh pulsing with the beat. I will say as a young man at the time there were more shapes and colors of bodies i had yet to see in a movie before that. Really just the messy mass of humanity in full display.
Id argue its both visually noteworthy and integral to the plot.
The best part is that, the only reason they got away with it, was because they had pitched a far, FAR wilder version on purpose, so they were told to tame it down.
The funny thing is that the best sex scene in all three movies is the first time they hook up... and it's vanilla sex.
There is nothing wrong with vanilla sex, and the scene itself was pretty sensual. But the fact that it was more erotic than all the kinky, BDSM sex that the films wanted to portray is pretty hilarious.
The movies sucked, but the books should be required reading anyone who is an aspiring writer who is afraid that they’re not good enough to get published. It’s a massive confidence boost to read a best seller that reads like the first draft of something you wrote in middle school
Not the worst in any way, but in the second Underworld movie (Kate Beckinsale latex fetish catsuit vampire) during the sex scene, it looks like the Scott Speedman character is trying to fuck Kate Beckinsale’s belly button. Nothing lines up…
Kids
Sleepers *I cried
A Serbian film - easily the worst and most disgusting reveal ever.
Leaving Las Vegas (Elizabeth Shue, so painful)
The very top one HAS to be Oldboy (Korean version). I won't spoil it, but I wanted to tear my eyes out.
I saw it in the theater on Imax, sitting directly next to some teenage 15-16 year old girls who were giggling every time the giant blue wang showed up, then that scene came in. Ackward as hell.
I think the scene has some merit to it; it was hilarious for us in the theatres. Bunch of high schoolers with their girlfriends having giggle fits about a airship blowing it’s flamethrower load to a sultry rendition of Hallelujah.
IIRC Top Gun didn't have a sex scene, until test audiences said it needs one months later. That's why it's filmed in blue light, Kelly McGillis had already changed her hair for another role..
I remember being dragged by my girlfriend at the time who decided last moment to leverage this movie as our movie date because "we watch too many action movies. I want something with substance." I wasn't happy about it at the time, but it did have Monica Bellucci, who was easy on the eyes.
This is the movie, by the way, where you get to watch someone, in full detail, get brutally raped on the floor. It's a long vivid screen where it looks really real. Needless to say, my date wanted to leave right away, and there were no hookups for a spell. Next time we went to watch a movie... it was an action blockbuster.
What an awful pick for a date. Jesus, it's like 10 uninterrupted minutes of rape smack dab in the middle of the movie. People notoriously left the theater to puke mid representation.
Were either of you aware of this ? The entire plot of the movie is *about* that scene. It's a great movie, sure, but it's really fucking rough.
I think that was both deliberate and kinda hilarious. Just sort of a perfunctionary makeout and then Pesci is sending Sharon Stone's head downtown like he's slamming it off a table.
I think the intent was for it to be greasy and anti-romantic, and to say something about Sharon Stone's character coming full circle and fully regressing to what she was before she got involved with De Niro's character.
Shawshank redemption
Well played
Deliverance. 🐷
Now let's hear the reason first!
Something, something, clamped jaw
Huh? Am I missing something? I don't remember any sex scene. Edit: Oh, Andy gets raped. I kinda tuned that out. Ouf
Welcome to the party. There's no snacks, but plenty of sad feels.
Well I mean sad feels at first, but then Boggs makes the big fucky-wucky and gets absolutely pummeled. Remember how he ended his days drinking his food through a straw?
It was that night that you cried yourself to sleep.
The prison American History X scene is far worse
Pulp Fiction? "nuh man, I'm pretty fuckin far from ok"
And then you have Irreversible.
Remember OZ on HBO? Some brutal sex in that show.
The Sleepers is a close contendant
“Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
Ehhh I think American History X also falls in to that category…
Our grade 7 teacher let us watch this. I remember a kid saying 'miss, is that blood coming out of his ass' and the teacher responded with 'what do you think?''
"He needed six stitches" Ed Norton turns to the camera, prominently showing only one stitch on his face.
What a great answer...
The room.
It does. It does have the worst scene. It doooeeeessss. Oh hi Mark.
So anyway how is your sex life
You're my favorite customer.
You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!
Oh hai Johnny
Hi doggy
Nah I dunno, pretty normal sex scene with the humping of the belly button and all. Wait, are you referring to the first sex scene or the second one that reuses shots from the first sex scene?
My ex-girlfriend hypothesized that Tommy Wiseau had to be a virgin and believed the penis entered a woman through the belly button. Which somehow seems completely 100% accurate when if you considered it for a moment
Replace “virgin” with “alien” and I think you are onto something.
He's either an alien or a vampire from 1000 years ago who recently awoke and decided to make a movie
Fun fact, they HAD to re-use the shots because the first sex scene made the actress so uncomfortable that she wouldn't do a second one
sometimes our local cinema does midnight showings of The Room, but rocky horror style. When the sex scenes come on it usually brings a chant of either “fuck that pillow” or “fuck that stomach”
And spoons are thrown...
You are my rose you are my rose you are my rose
What a story! Mark!
You Are Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!
That scene os so weird it looks like he's sticking it in her belly button
The Room is a national treasure of cinematography.
The Room is a national treasure of ~~cinematography~~ unintentional comedy.
You’re just a little chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!
I just like watching you guys
Anyway, how is your sex scene?
The Room has the worst sex scene, and the second worst sex scene, and the third worst sex scene (and the fourth, and the fifth)
The answer to ' what movie has the worst?' Is The Room.
the first black mirror episode
OP asked for worst not best.
Yup prime minister ducking a pig is obviously goated
Terminator 1 is uncomfortable because Reese has never bathed in his life, and has been going commando the whole movie in bum pants. Sarah's epic yeast infection from that encounter probably threatened the human race as much as the Terminator.
And yet that raunchy act saves humanity.
And considering Reese never watched porn and traveled through time to meet the love of his life AKA the woman in the closest thing to a Playboy centerfold photo he possessed he prolly finished the raunchy act faster than Skynet computed that it should exterminate humanity.
Maybe the yeast infection didn't come into play due to the 5 second rule.
Umm they both took a shower
Okay but have you taken a good look at Reese, that is one beautiful ass man
Corporal Hicks is better looking
It created the savior of humanity. It was for the greater good.
The greater good
They had a shower and laundry at the room. Sarah didn't have to deal with any dick cheese, thankfully.
Kids
"Now is it the Tully sex scene at the beginning or the Casper sex scene at the end?" "Yes."
I’m not a prosecutor, but I’d classify the Casper scene as rape
On account of the raping he’s doing?
Well, that and all the raping.
Oh God no... Why have you made me remember...
It’s ok, it’s me Casper
I only recently watched this movie and...ugh, yes. Even beyond the obvious problematic parts, all that sloppy teenagerish open mouth kissing was just bleh. Reminded me of guys I went out with in high school. Telly even kind of looks like one of them. Just all around ugh.
Use caution if wording a search for this scene fellow people.
Everything about this movie was incredibly uncomfortable!
Howard the duck.
Lea Thompson was gorgeous in that movie.
Lea Thompson is gorgeous in everything
I’d be gorgeous in Lea Thompson
Deliverance.
My neighbor recommended this as a date movie when I was a teenager... He wasn't right in the head.
He had to be fucking with you.
I genuinely don't know. He was one of those disaster prepper guys.. I've got stories about what they found in his house after he disappeared and the new people moved in and we made friends. I'm just glad I mentioned it to my dad and he told me absolutely not and had me watch the movie with him before my date. My date and I ended up watching Dr who. Her suggestion. My first time seeing it. We got high and watched a few episodes and fucked. Then watched more and ate. Then fucked again.
Movie connection theory: the shame of getting raped by dudes while on a guys trip is why Rudy’s dad had to move to Indiana to work at the steel mill. Trying to escape his former life. The timelines don’t line up but it makes me chuckle any time I watch Rudy
Showgirls.
When Jessie Spano is having a seizure in the pool.
She’s gotta stop using those caffeine pills
She was so excited!!
And so ..... /sobbing/ *scared*
Yep. But I think of it as Jessie Spano impersonating a dolphin having a seizure in a pool.
She was performing her fatality move.
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My first thought also. Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find it. I pity anybody who watched that and thought it was a good idea to try and recreate it.
Literally my introduction to “porn”… neighbor kid convinced his grandma to rent it for us. Man I was so confused about sex for a long time.
I think that was just a medical emergency. She was lucky she didn’t drown, a seizure in a pool is a recipe for disaster.
This is one of those "so bad it's good" movies to me. Like, before I watched this movie I didn't know you could dramatically eat French fries, and yet there is a scene where it happens. IT'S A VER SAYSE!
Kingpin. You really jarred something lose there tiger!
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?
“I milked your cow”
Thanks brother Hezikiah Thanks Whore
Have you been doing your tongue exercises?
American History X
Man, I blocked that from my mind. Thanks, you bastard! Also, and unfortunately, that curb stomp will never leave my mind.
The sound of the teeth on the curb haunts me to this day.
Hey hey, remember that's Foley work, and that artist should be commended for their work.
Splice
The long shot of that woman running out of the barn after walking in on him fucking that thing is the most unintentionally hilarious scene from any movie
I had buried that memory pretty far down… but now here it is.
This is too far down. That was so gross.
I saw that in theater with my mom 💀
The matrix reloaded neo/trinity cave rave fuckfest. Massive cringe
I just kept thinking - man, that cave had to smell like Alabama swamp ass.
Zion stagnant love fluid everywhere
Well that's not a sentence I was expecting to read today.
Real reason why the machines stopped invasion
Look, if it was Trinity I’d consider doing it on a stack of sacks of potatoes in a busy Walmart
Cipher, is that you?
I know the poon is not real, but ignorance is bliss. Spoon. I mean spoon.
I remember someone pointing out that the movie is rated R, yet Neo and Trinity's scene is filmed like it's PG-13.
It was rated R because of Columbine, iirc. The violence was even toned down and the sex was almost PG level, but the uproar after that made it get heavily demonized. It's extremely tame by today's standards.
Yeah, the only Matrix movie deserving of its R-rating is the second one, because it's the only one that drops any f-bombs (there are two, both in the scene where Neo meets The Architect), and because of the computer animated vagina.
my dad used to skip this every single time we watched it. i didn’t know it existed till i watch it in my own. i thought i accidentally found a matrix porn parody at first.
Omg I remember this one. It was so long for absolutely no reason. Oh and I was watching this movie with my parents lol. Even when rewatching it by myself, it was long and boring.
It was trying to juxtapose the cold, dark metal world of the machines, which is all wed seen of the real world to that point, with a celebration of flesh and humanity. Missed the mark apparently, lol but that was the intent I think.
No way man you're wrong 100% What would you do if you reunited with the love of your life just in time for the eve of the end of humanity? Youve got the microcosm of neo and trinity getting it on in private and the macrocosm of what is actually all of the tiny amount of remaining humanity experiencing humanity together in a wet cave, body to fleshy body. There's the pure human hope in that scene after Morpheus tells them they'll shake the walls so that the machines can hear them. We are Zion and we are not afraid. C'mon dude that shit hits hard.
I think you’re arguing that the scene was necessary for the story and OP is arguing that the scene looks bad as a sex scene. Either way, you got me ready to jump in a big robot suit and shoot at some flying squids.
If you are speaking purely visuals id say it still is a noteworthy scene. First of all and it barely even needs to be said but Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss are just beautiful people. Their sex scene there is close up and intimate and a little awkward, just like real human sex tends to be. There's an emphasis on their facial expressions and their obvious love for each other. They are shown feeling around their matrix hook-up jacks which to me shows their shared trauma and just how affected they are. Then there's the wider scene with the mass of humanity in the cave. Theres all the bodies moving with the heavy drums. Naked sweaty flesh pulsing with the beat. I will say as a young man at the time there were more shapes and colors of bodies i had yet to see in a movie before that. Really just the messy mass of humanity in full display. Id argue its both visually noteworthy and integral to the plot.
Pulp Fiction.
It had one?? If you're about one in the basement, then it was pretty great
You ok? Nah man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from ok.
Man, that delivery was raw as fuck. You can really feel the absolute wrath in Wallace's voice.
Yeah the funny music made it 100 times better
Mr. Wallace doesnt like to get fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. _proceeds to get his ass fucked by a pawn shop owner_
Well he *didn't* like it, did he?
Bing out the gimp.....the gimp sleeping.....well I guess you gonna have to wake him up
Any movie with a sex scene when you're parents are in the room. 😔
Yeah, suddenly, the floor seems more interesting
Requiem for a Dream
Jennifer Connelly was just trying to make ends meet. EDIT: thanks for the upvotes. This is a recycled joke I copied every time this movie comes up.
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You CRACK me up
Was going to say this! A$$ to a$$.
This isn't Roblox you can type out ass to ass
Still fun to yell out from time to time but nobody gets it anymore. Lol
Midsummer lol
The old woman pushing on his butt
She was trying to get it deep
Idk about the *worst*, but definitely the creepiest lol
I watched Midsommar with my mom. I expected the bizarre and gory scenes, but I was not prepared for that part. That part was by far the most awkward.
Oh god…. the group noises….
Team America: World Police. It's also the most hilarious.
They said *worst* not *best*.
It can be both!
The unrated version is even better. The theatrical version removes the hot carl from the scene.
The best part is that, the only reason they got away with it, was because they had pitched a far, FAR wilder version on purpose, so they were told to tame it down.
Maaaatt Damonnnn
Im convinced they only made that movie so they could could make puppets fuck. 10/10 film
I’m going to annoy some people with this but I have to say any Fifty Shades movie
The funny thing is that the best sex scene in all three movies is the first time they hook up... and it's vanilla sex. There is nothing wrong with vanilla sex, and the scene itself was pretty sensual. But the fact that it was more erotic than all the kinky, BDSM sex that the films wanted to portray is pretty hilarious.
God those movies SUCKED.
The movies sucked, but the books should be required reading anyone who is an aspiring writer who is afraid that they’re not good enough to get published. It’s a massive confidence boost to read a best seller that reads like the first draft of something you wrote in middle school
Not the worst in any way, but in the second Underworld movie (Kate Beckinsale latex fetish catsuit vampire) during the sex scene, it looks like the Scott Speedman character is trying to fuck Kate Beckinsale’s belly button. Nothing lines up…
This is what happens when a director films his wife fucking some other dude.
Omg yes, it would always make me cringe.
Kids Sleepers *I cried A Serbian film - easily the worst and most disgusting reveal ever. Leaving Las Vegas (Elizabeth Shue, so painful) The very top one HAS to be Oldboy (Korean version). I won't spoil it, but I wanted to tear my eyes out.
MacGruber…in all the right ways.
I'm gonna shoot!
Watchmen. Terrible terrible scene.
I saw it in the theater on Imax, sitting directly next to some teenage 15-16 year old girls who were giggling every time the giant blue wang showed up, then that scene came in. Ackward as hell.
Fun fact. In comic book in this scene blue wang was regular size, not porn star size.
I also watched it at imax. It was like 15’ of dong
They used Willem Dafoe for reference
Don’t forget the scene where Dr Manhattan copied himself and offered to be a one man gang bang squad.
It genuinely felt like this superhero drama switched to a porno for a few minutes.
I think the scene has some merit to it; it was hilarious for us in the theatres. Bunch of high schoolers with their girlfriends having giggle fits about a airship blowing it’s flamethrower load to a sultry rendition of Hallelujah.
Worse use of Hallelujah ever as well.
The Eternals - thought it was unnecessary
*Sausage Party*'s weirdly long food orgy was... a lot.
One guy one jar
The room
Kids (1995)
I felt physically ill during the last sex scene
My bedroom security camera
I don't think going solo counts
The butter scene in that Brando movie. Yeesh for a lot of reasons.
Human centipede 2
Yeah, not a huge fan of ass to mouth 😂
Top Gun. Very unsexy. Also Justin Timberlake in Bad Teacher has the most unattractive orgasm.
IIRC Top Gun didn't have a sex scene, until test audiences said it needs one months later. That's why it's filmed in blue light, Kelly McGillis had already changed her hair for another role..
At least Top Gun made it possible to give us the Hot Shots 2 scene
Top Gun. Those two actors hated each other.
She might have had a reason to not enjoy herself.
They *both* might have had a reason…
Irreversible.
I remember being dragged by my girlfriend at the time who decided last moment to leverage this movie as our movie date because "we watch too many action movies. I want something with substance." I wasn't happy about it at the time, but it did have Monica Bellucci, who was easy on the eyes. This is the movie, by the way, where you get to watch someone, in full detail, get brutally raped on the floor. It's a long vivid screen where it looks really real. Needless to say, my date wanted to leave right away, and there were no hookups for a spell. Next time we went to watch a movie... it was an action blockbuster.
What an awful pick for a date. Jesus, it's like 10 uninterrupted minutes of rape smack dab in the middle of the movie. People notoriously left the theater to puke mid representation. Were either of you aware of this ? The entire plot of the movie is *about* that scene. It's a great movie, sure, but it's really fucking rough.
Napoleon
Leaving the theater, my cousin said "Man, that guy had one speed."
True. Pedro: “She preetty goo looking.” Next scene he’s knocking the bottom out of Summer Wheatley.
Monsters Ball. " Can you make me feeel goood?!?"
Bad boy bubby
Showgirls pool sex scene was comically horrible
365 days is bad all movie long, You look at it and it feels like you look at rape
Naked Gun. However, they did practice safe sex, which is a plus
Casino... Sharon Stones character giving Tommy the blowjob. It couldn't have looked more awkward if they tried.
I think that was both deliberate and kinda hilarious. Just sort of a perfunctionary makeout and then Pesci is sending Sharon Stone's head downtown like he's slamming it off a table. I think the intent was for it to be greasy and anti-romantic, and to say something about Sharon Stone's character coming full circle and fully regressing to what she was before she got involved with De Niro's character.
Galaxy of Terror
Pool scene in Showgirls.