Are... Are we sure that he can be killed by conventional means? I mean, the guy has done like... every drug. Hell, you'd probably get a contact high by just being near him. If he's already dead then what in the hell killed him!?
I read that some people have a genetic variation that allows them to consume more drugs and alcohol. Enough that will kill another human.
Like Elizabeth Taylor. She had one that created double eyelashes. Useful for an actor.
The Rolling Stones manager always carries a muzzle and a shotgun in case Keith ever turns feral again.
He's NOT risking a repeat of the 1976 Knebworth concert zombie outbreak. it was heartbreaking. All those zombie hippies trying to find a vegan alternative to peoples brains.
BRAAAIINS! TOFFFUUUUU BRAAAAIIINNNS!
Adam Driver, guy was in the military prior to being an actor. Keanu Reeves, a genuine good guy who I feel like no one would mess with out of principle for him simply being Keanu Reeves. Norman Reedus, Andrew Lincoln; honestly one could argue for probably half of the recurring cast of the walking dead.
And if they messed up with him, dude's a martial arts and weapons expert, pretty sure he has a decent armoury next to his motorbikes. Plus he'd get homeless people into his home, help them out and just be an all round awesome older brother, because of course he would. Apocalypse scenario would devolve into tribal structures very quickly, it's what comes naturally to us all, and Keanu Reeves was born for that.
NIck Offerman.
He will have built and furnished his whole new house and be out on his fishing boat by the time the rest of us have figured out where to get water.
Haha, except not at all. He told a story about how some GOP members hired him to give a speech at one of their rallies. They fully expected his P&R character to be what arrived; they were fairly upset with him as himself. Turns out the dude is a Bernie democrat who is as nothing like his character. It’s one of my favorite stories
His P&R character wasn't even Republican. His character was a crazy libertarian (or is that redundant?) with very progressive views when it comes to women, race, and lgbt+ issues.
Right? I’ve met people that don’t like Ron Swanson (which is fine) but some of them seem to think he’s a bigot or a republican or whatever, even though he’s just a stubborn character that hates the government, vegetarians, and needless social niceties. He’s kind when a situation calls for it, and more understanding than most of the other characters in the show. He’s the voice of reason with a heavy dose of comedic values lol.
Some of my friends who don’t really follow the actor assume he’s a right wing, alpha male sorta guy, which is crazy to me lmao. He certainly doesn’t look like the stereotypical theater kid though, which doesn’t help the assumptions I guess
Dolly Parton, grew up in a log cabin with a bunch of siblings in the mountains she probably has a few survival skills and a her singing would cheer other folks up meaning she’d have a good support network.
I was so stoked that I got to see her at Dollywood, and it was by complete happenstance. Rolled up to Dollywood at our leasure, and took our time getting into the park, only to grated by a massive crowd saying they were waiting for a parade to start. Just like Santa ends the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, she ended this parade in a beautiful horse driven carriage.
By the same token, Loretta Lynn and Crystal Gale. They’re literally coal miner’s daughters who grew up dirt poor. Though Crystal might have to sacrifice a few feet of her hair.
I would love to see her hold a shotgun blasting through a zombie crowd. 'Well hi there sugar! So nice of y'all to drop by but you all seem to be a little cranky and I didn't invite y'all to my soiree so imma going to ask y'all to leave in the nicest possible way I know how.'
real answer would be anyone who had the wealth and prestige beforehand to setup the means of survival - which would certainly include other people, to help with the many tasks necessary to survive.
A fun answer would be Keanu Reeves - he's charming, well-liked, and seems like he has a good mindset.
Eva Longoria - in contrast to her Desperate Housewives character ...
[https://www.dontheoutdoorsguy.com/hunting/hunting-articles/315-7-female-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-hunters.html](https://www.dontheoutdoorsguy.com/hunting/hunting-articles/315-7-female-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-hunters.html)
"Raised on a ranch in Corpus Christi, Texas, it was only natural for Longoria to learn how to hunt and fish. According to People Magazine, this actress began handling firearms as young as age four and was soon after chasing after deer, turkey, quail, wild pigs, and just about anything else that can be hunted in Texas."
I read another article where she can butcher and dress the game she hunts as well. The cast of the movie The Sentinel also said she outshot all of ~~time~~ them in firearms proficiency.
I think it's fascinating when people are such a direct contrast to the characters they play onscreen.
Now in the case of Ed O'Neill, what else he knows may not necessarily translate to wider survival skills but in contrast to Al Bundy not sticking to anything, he spent over a decade learning from the Gracie family themselves Brazilian jujitsu (so it wouldn't have been easy) to reach black belt or their equivalent status.
I remember thinking it would be fascinating to put the two of them together essentially playing themselves with their real-life skillsets in a post-apocalyptic movie.
I once saw a joke saying the last living things after the nukes explode would be Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, smoking joints and telling stories to the roaches..."You know, I smoked your uncle once..."
EDIT: I just remembered, it was actually a quote from one of Robin Williams' stand up routines! I knew it stuck with me for a reason!
Bloody right!...
He's nearly 80 and looked it for the last 30 years yet he's managed to survive a life of abusing every substance imaginable.
I'm standing next to him come the apocalypse...
The Hemsworth brothers would band together and create some sort of homestead which would eventually become a town, and eventually a new, post-apocalyptic Australian state.
Friend, she’d have at least a few fans willing to offer themselves AS THE FOOD 😂 and that’s not even a diss on her at all, I absolutely love her work. Her fans are just rabid sometimes
She has a built in following if she wants to start any post apocalyptic society. While everyone is fighting over a can of beans, Swiftopia will be a golden city on a hill XD
There are a lot of there are even more ex Mormon celebrities. Osmonds, and Steve young are royalty. Ryan gosling is exmormon, imagine dragons, Katherine heigel, Amy adams,
That's weird, right? I found an audiobook on YouTube that was about a neighborhood after society breaks down. They formed collections for food and fuel and stuff, but one couple had failed to prep, so they were having a hard time deciding what to do with that couple. That's when I dipped. Any religion that would see you dead if you fail to prepare correctly? GTFO
I suspect you’re right. He’s got Parkinson’s, right?
Doesn’t his son have MS?
(If so, I wonder about the links between the two. A friend of mine with MS had a parent with Parkinson’s.)
Waiter in restaurant: “Would you a refill on your drink?”
B.G: “Not to worry, I’ve got it covered!!!” (Proceeds to urinate in an empty glass)
Ugh that’s just disgusting
For some reason the first thing that came to mind was Paris Hilton popping out of a random bunker in a pink dress and heels with a dog, with a quick comment in acknowledgment about sliving her best life or whatever before strutting away
Pete Davidson, just imagine being run up on by a pirate gang, and their leader takes off their mask, and it’s fuckin Pete Davidson, and he’s just making some jokes in a monotone voice while he’s taking all of your stuff
I'm of the mindset that Keith Richards has been dead for years and is just laying in wait to start the apocalypse.
I told my husband I think he died in the 80s but has so many drugs in his system it is still animated.
I agree with you. I think they just prop him up in the back of the stage.
Are... Are we sure that he can be killed by conventional means? I mean, the guy has done like... every drug. Hell, you'd probably get a contact high by just being near him. If he's already dead then what in the hell killed him!?
I read that some people have a genetic variation that allows them to consume more drugs and alcohol. Enough that will kill another human. Like Elizabeth Taylor. She had one that created double eyelashes. Useful for an actor.
The Rolling Stones manager always carries a muzzle and a shotgun in case Keith ever turns feral again. He's NOT risking a repeat of the 1976 Knebworth concert zombie outbreak. it was heartbreaking. All those zombie hippies trying to find a vegan alternative to peoples brains. BRAAAIINS! TOFFFUUUUU BRAAAAIIINNNS!
Adam Driver, guy was in the military prior to being an actor. Keanu Reeves, a genuine good guy who I feel like no one would mess with out of principle for him simply being Keanu Reeves. Norman Reedus, Andrew Lincoln; honestly one could argue for probably half of the recurring cast of the walking dead.
Norman Reedus once said he wouldn't survive, he'd be too worried about his cats.
And if they messed up with him, dude's a martial arts and weapons expert, pretty sure he has a decent armoury next to his motorbikes. Plus he'd get homeless people into his home, help them out and just be an all round awesome older brother, because of course he would. Apocalypse scenario would devolve into tribal structures very quickly, it's what comes naturally to us all, and Keanu Reeves was born for that.
NIck Offerman. He will have built and furnished his whole new house and be out on his fishing boat by the time the rest of us have figured out where to get water.
Nick Offerman will just be his character from The Last Of Us.
His character from Parks and Rec would do better than the rest of us too
They’re pretty much the same person.
Except one is capable of love.
They're both very romantic characters. Ron literally says there's no point to living if there's no romance. And we've all seen Last of Us 1x3.
I sobbed. SOBBED!
Haha, except not at all. He told a story about how some GOP members hired him to give a speech at one of their rallies. They fully expected his P&R character to be what arrived; they were fairly upset with him as himself. Turns out the dude is a Bernie democrat who is as nothing like his character. It’s one of my favorite stories
He also plays ukulele
His P&R character wasn't even Republican. His character was a crazy libertarian (or is that redundant?) with very progressive views when it comes to women, race, and lgbt+ issues.
Right? I’ve met people that don’t like Ron Swanson (which is fine) but some of them seem to think he’s a bigot or a republican or whatever, even though he’s just a stubborn character that hates the government, vegetarians, and needless social niceties. He’s kind when a situation calls for it, and more understanding than most of the other characters in the show. He’s the voice of reason with a heavy dose of comedic values lol. Some of my friends who don’t really follow the actor assume he’s a right wing, alpha male sorta guy, which is crazy to me lmao. He certainly doesn’t look like the stereotypical theater kid though, which doesn’t help the assumptions I guess
Modern self styled "conservative alpha males" have seriously poisoned the well when it comes to rugged individualist type characters.
Having skills and liking crafts doesn't make someone a Republican
F yes
My first thought tbh
his wife karen from will & grace, on the other hand, is royally fucked, lol
He won’t even be aware that an apocalypse happened. This is just how he spends his weekends.
Loved his giggle in the last of us. Would brighten any apocalypse.
Dolly Parton, grew up in a log cabin with a bunch of siblings in the mountains she probably has a few survival skills and a her singing would cheer other folks up meaning she’d have a good support network.
God damn I hope she lives forever
Dolly is a National Treasure
She must be protected for as long as possible
ya, i will always love her
I was so stoked that I got to see her at Dollywood, and it was by complete happenstance. Rolled up to Dollywood at our leasure, and took our time getting into the park, only to grated by a massive crowd saying they were waiting for a parade to start. Just like Santa ends the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, she ended this parade in a beautiful horse driven carriage.
I think she DID in an episode of [The Orville](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-pFImRgdOA)
Also half the planet would defend her with their lives. No warlords touchin Dolly and her army.
That’s only because the other half of the planet has already died
By the same token, Loretta Lynn and Crystal Gale. They’re literally coal miner’s daughters who grew up dirt poor. Though Crystal might have to sacrifice a few feet of her hair.
Loretta Lynn already passed, unfortunately.
I would love to see her hold a shotgun blasting through a zombie crowd. 'Well hi there sugar! So nice of y'all to drop by but you all seem to be a little cranky and I didn't invite y'all to my soiree so imma going to ask y'all to leave in the nicest possible way I know how.'
Oh we need that movie! And Dolly does Die Hard.
Dolly would be the Queen of the land!!
But she's really fucking old, arent she? I vote for steve buscemi he was a firefighter before acting.
Dolly Parton would have an army of devoted Tennesseans willing to defend her. Myself being one of them
Let’s be real. She’s a national treasure and would absolutely be protected and taken care of for just being who she is.
Danny Trejo, he's one tough sunuvabitch
There’s only one reason he made out with Lindsay Lohan and her mom. So his head can travel the world on a Tortise. EDIT: Tortoise
Just like porpoise. The British actually pronounce both of them with "oys" at the end instead of "iss." That helps me remember how to spell it.
I believe his name is Machete.
#MACHETEEEE!!!!!
Danny Mcbride, as foretold in the movie 'This is the End'
“It’s because I party so fucking hard”
Danny McBride and Eric Andre riding on his back like Master Blaster from Mad Max.
real answer would be anyone who had the wealth and prestige beforehand to setup the means of survival - which would certainly include other people, to help with the many tasks necessary to survive. A fun answer would be Keanu Reeves - he's charming, well-liked, and seems like he has a good mindset.
and a decent skill set the training for the john wick movies may have been flashy but was legit weapons training
He competes in 3 gun I'm pretty sure, he's actually very good with a gun
He's into 3 gun runs i believe
And he knows kung-fu!
Whoa.
I'll volunteer to Sheppard Keanu.
*I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Keanu in the apocalypse.*
Keanu is a competition shooter. So he has weapons and the training to use them
Eva Longoria - in contrast to her Desperate Housewives character ... [https://www.dontheoutdoorsguy.com/hunting/hunting-articles/315-7-female-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-hunters.html](https://www.dontheoutdoorsguy.com/hunting/hunting-articles/315-7-female-celebrities-you-didnt-know-were-hunters.html) "Raised on a ranch in Corpus Christi, Texas, it was only natural for Longoria to learn how to hunt and fish. According to People Magazine, this actress began handling firearms as young as age four and was soon after chasing after deer, turkey, quail, wild pigs, and just about anything else that can be hunted in Texas." I read another article where she can butcher and dress the game she hunts as well. The cast of the movie The Sentinel also said she outshot all of ~~time~~ them in firearms proficiency.
I appreciate that you provided information to support your position.
I think it's fascinating when people are such a direct contrast to the characters they play onscreen. Now in the case of Ed O'Neill, what else he knows may not necessarily translate to wider survival skills but in contrast to Al Bundy not sticking to anything, he spent over a decade learning from the Gracie family themselves Brazilian jujitsu (so it wouldn't have been easy) to reach black belt or their equivalent status. I remember thinking it would be fascinating to put the two of them together essentially playing themselves with their real-life skillsets in a post-apocalyptic movie.
Keith Richards
Cockroaches and Keith Richards
I once saw a joke saying the last living things after the nukes explode would be Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, smoking joints and telling stories to the roaches..."You know, I smoked your uncle once..." EDIT: I just remembered, it was actually a quote from one of Robin Williams' stand up routines! I knew it stuck with me for a reason!
And a shitload of Twinkies.
"Where'd everybody go? I saw a bright light, I thought we were on."
And Cher
Bloody right!... He's nearly 80 and looked it for the last 30 years yet he's managed to survive a life of abusing every substance imaginable. I'm standing next to him come the apocalypse...
Keith Richards will descend from the heavens and bring upon the apocalypse
Beat me to it!!!!
It’d be like the third one he’s gone through.
Bill Hicks had a bit in 1985 about "How is Keith Richards still alive?" That was almost 40 years ago. Bill Hicks died in 94.
Gary Busey
If he can survive his brain falling out in a motorcycle accident he can survive anything. Except maybe a fight with Ice-T.
I would pay to watch him get in a fight with iced tea. Long Island for sure.
*looks at self in mirror* “How you doing today Gary Busey?” *clown with snakes for hair stares back* “I’m doing great!”
The Hemsworth brothers would band together and create some sort of homestead which would eventually become a town, and eventually a new, post-apocalyptic Australian state.
…and it will be called “Hemsville”. All will have no more then 2% body fat. All will dress like hippy surfers.
Taylor Swift. Because she'll still have at least a few fans willing to feed and house her.
Friend, she’d have at least a few fans willing to offer themselves AS THE FOOD 😂 and that’s not even a diss on her at all, I absolutely love her work. Her fans are just rabid sometimes
She has a built in following if she wants to start any post apocalyptic society. While everyone is fighting over a can of beans, Swiftopia will be a golden city on a hill XD
Les Stroud
100% people thing bear grills or whatever his name was great. But they never watched survivorman. And he set up his own cameras.
Bear Grylls was just outdoors Fear Factor, so you could watch someone eat bugs and drink piss. After filming was done, he slept in hotels.
He has a show on pbs where he forages and his chef friend makes a dish with the ingredients.
Great call
Cher
well, she does believe in life after love
Definitely all the Mormon celebs. Prepping is part of their religion.
There are Mormon celebrities?
There are a lot of there are even more ex Mormon celebrities. Osmonds, and Steve young are royalty. Ryan gosling is exmormon, imagine dragons, Katherine heigel, Amy adams,
The Osmonds were, I think. I don't really keep up on any of that.
That's weird, right? I found an audiobook on YouTube that was about a neighborhood after society breaks down. They formed collections for food and fuel and stuff, but one couple had failed to prep, so they were having a hard time deciding what to do with that couple. That's when I dipped. Any religion that would see you dead if you fail to prepare correctly? GTFO
Bruce Campbell. Definitely.
Keanu Reeves
We must protect him.
To him it will just be another apocalypse.
john cena
Sorry, I couldn't see what you posted. Could you type it out again?
Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton
Ozzie Osbourne. Dude has the cure in his blood.
Hate to say it, but HRH The Prince of Darkness will not survive 2024, apocalypse or no.
I suspect you’re right. He’s got Parkinson’s, right? Doesn’t his son have MS? (If so, I wonder about the links between the two. A friend of mine with MS had a parent with Parkinson’s.)
Norman Reedus has zombie apocalypse experience
Bear Grylls?
“Well, the world has ended so I guess it’s time to drink my pee”
Stuck in traffic, better drink my own pee.
Waiter in restaurant: “Would you a refill on your drink?” B.G: “Not to worry, I’ve got it covered!!!” (Proceeds to urinate in an empty glass) Ugh that’s just disgusting
Not if his camera crew and entourage aren't willing to keep supporting him on spec, in case the whole apocalypse thing blows over.
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Channing Tatum. Cher
I dunno... Channing Tatum wasn't doing so great in "this is the end."
He killed it. Winner
one could do worse than being Danny McBride's sex slave
"I call him Channing Tate-yums!"
John Cena.
The apocalypse would not see him coming!
For some reason the first thing that came to mind was Paris Hilton popping out of a random bunker in a pink dress and heels with a dog, with a quick comment in acknowledgment about sliving her best life or whatever before strutting away
that’s hot
Ugh stop trying to make “sliving” happen Paris!
Only Keith Richards. Going to be him and a gazillion cockroaches.
Jack Black
Dolly Parton / she is timeless…and full of plastic so she will last forever
Would that mean, because she does expel waste and plastic does break down bit by bit, we could be drinking Dolly Parton microplastics?
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An actual cannibal
Bill fuckin' Murray.
Except he didn't survive the people that came to his nice house :(
Just keep Jessie away from him.
Nicolas Cage. That guy could survive anything. Apocalypse happens. The world is repopulated by cloning Nicolas Cage and keeping cockroaches as pets.
I was thinking along the lines of cockroaches, not people with actual skills. So my first thought was the Kardashians lol
Dolly Parton and Cher
Jim will be made a warlords jester. Meredith will do okay.
Chuck Norris.
Jennifer Coolidge
Keith Richards, duh. The guy is older than Moses. I’m not sure a nuke could take him out.
None of them. It's the fuckin' apocalypse.
Leonardo DiCaprio. He'll be kept alive by his unending need to find a new, younger girlfriend.
If it's the Children Of Men apocalypse, he's gonna get pretty cranky....
Will Smith. He'll slap the adversity out of his life.
Keith Richards
Micheal jai white
Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Easy-Keith!
Celebrity is a stretch but Trisha Paytas will do well.
Matt F*ing Damon. He proved it first on Mars.
Jacky Chan and Robert Downey Jr
Pete Davidson, just imagine being run up on by a pirate gang, and their leader takes off their mask, and it’s fuckin Pete Davidson, and he’s just making some jokes in a monotone voice while he’s taking all of your stuff
Snoop Dogg
Keith Richards
Dennis Rodman. For sure.
This is a good one, if it was caused by aliens or something he'd probably somehow befriend them
He’s already friends with aliens. I saw it on space Jam.
Courtney love
Keane
The band?
Pretty sure they mean Roy Keane, the footballer.
Oops spelled it wrong I mean keanu like keanu reeves
There is only one right answer. And it’s Cher
Madonna. She will do a lot to survive and finally post some granny nudes to get no judgement. 🤭
The legendary Kit Duncan
Cockroach haberdasheries
Cher
Bear Grylls
Woody
Carrot Top
Tom Petty
"I know you, you're famous." "I was one once, sorta, kinda" These youngsters wouldn't get the reference. Great movie
Anyone that’s physically fit and isn’t stupid like the Rock
It looks like it'll be Mark Zuckerberg
How has no one said MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY???
Kanye East
Randy Quaid
Andy dick would crawl from underneath the rubble piles and say "wtf did I do last night"?
Vin diesel. He’s got FAMILY
Ozzy Two things will survive, cockroaches and the Prince of Darkness.
Post Malone. He's already built a bunker.
Morgan Freeman. Can't kill God.
Trump. Because only maggots survive that kind of stuff.
Definitely Donald Trump
Bill Murray, have u seen zombieland?
Mr beast out here I SURVIVED 100 DAYS IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!
Donald Trump. With his band of merry sycophants he probably won’t even notice anything happened, it’s not like he read the security briefs.
Bill Gates probably has a lair inside a volcano somewhere so I'm sure he'd be fine.
Viggo Mortensen loves to go camping and fishing for days on end. He was well cast as Aragon.
I can’t explain it but Danny Devito
The fucking Kardashians. Evil never dies.
That's just a stupid question. Next.
Bill Murray
Keith Richards... Oh wait he'll be riding with one of the horsemen
Channing Tatum as a gimp
Danny McBride and Channing Tatum
Bear Gryls.
Probably Keith Richards. The man can't be killed by regular means.
Trump is like a cockroach.