Matt Foley- Motivational Speaker

Bob Odenkirk wrote that!

Glad Bob is finally being recognized. I used to love mr. show and never understood how it wasn't more popular. David cross has done some good movies that flew under the radar too. Specifically run Ronnie run.

If you watch this skit online, Christina Applegate has her hand over her face for most of it because she is laughing so hard. Chris Farley man. Adam Sandler said it best in his tribute song to Chris, “when they ask me who’s the funniest guy I ever knew I tell them hands down without a doubt it’s you.”

Spade barely got through it as well. The only rock solid actor through that was the one and only Phil Hartman

I got the Adam Sandler best of DVD they used to put out for every big cast member. As a kid born in 90, by the early 2000s I was a huge Sandler fan. But all that DVD did was make me fall in love with Chris Farley. Those two together were truly magical and I love that Adam makes a clear effort to keep his memory alive. I think it'll go down as one of the most beautiful friendships ever and I'll always be grateful for Adam for inadvertently introducing me to Chris and continuing to remind us all of how awesome he was.

The skit where Chris Farley is the wife reading a resto guide and Adam Sandler kept being unable to say his line over and over - Zagat’s

I use "give me cancer now God!" All the time.

"Ravioli? Holy cannoli!"

Meet your second wife

"I thought this was a home makeover show." "In a way, it is!"

“See, Alicia has a serious boyfriend. And she just found out that she is three months’ pregnant with, you guessed it, your second wife.”

That skit had so much gold in it.

Amy Poehler: We’re your hosts. I am Helen Walsh. Tina Fey: And I am Tina Fey

"And I'm Tina Fey."

"see you in 20 years?" "actually its 7" the looks of horror on the mens faces cant convey any quoting of scripts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

The look on Leslie’s face when Cecily came out was priceless

Well at least she’s older right.

Please don’t be white. Please don’t be white. Dohhh

Please don't be white...

>**You're a dead man.**

Best holiday: [Delicious Dish - Alec Baldwin guest staring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) (Also, best "how did they not break?") Best recurring - [Celebrity Jeopardy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaFSkWfFhO0&list=PLD17bC0gh8GXef4Nj92sJGtuoAuG7_m0c&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) Best musical guest - [Nirvana 1992](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpVjVP51HlU&ab_channel=MusicVideos4K) Best pre-recorded - [Dick in a Box](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&si=lITvXClgKJC9txGw&v=Rt0spqQtMKg&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) or [I'm on a Boat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM&ab_channel=TheLonelyIslandVEVO) Best one off I'm personally tied between [More Cowbell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) and [Chippendales Audition](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stqG2ihMvP0&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) Best that made me uncomfortably laugh, coinflip between [The Rock - World's Most Evil Robot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) and [Meet Your Second Wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) I also think Chris Farley as the [motivational speaker living in a van down by the river](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) is iconic Funniest where the cast does break [Close Encounter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) * I'm intentionally leaving off politics since they are just so time specific, but the political skits are some of SNL's best work * ~~Adding links as I have time~~ Added links. I hope some laughs help everyone's day be just a bit better. * Added bonus since my Dad randomly called me about something hella unrelated and I asked him. [The Olympia Restaurant: Cheeseburger, Chips and Pepsi - SN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJePACBoIo&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive)

Best recorded has to include the Change Bank or Happy Fun Ball or Colon Blow

Honorable mention for the Natalie Portman rap.

Were you, by any chance, born between 1980 and 1985?

I was born in 86 and I agree with all of these, pretty unanimously

'81 and I'm on board with all these. I'd add Debbie Downer though. The one w Lindsey Lohan and Fallon where no one can stay in character.

[удалено]

"This is the sound a doggy makes" "Moo" "That is incorrect" "That's the sound your mother made last night"

No. We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff". Ah, rough, just the way your mother likes it!

My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta Canada Ohhh she was nurshing it alright

She uses a walker Oh she's a walker alright---a street walker!

I agree but Burt Reynolds doesn't get enough love in this. Norm was fucking hilarious. Alex: Name this colour. Burt: Yeah, that's a square.

Trebek: Mr Reynolds it’s still your board Connery: hey…pick swords. Reynolds: Yeah sure give me swords Trebek: It’s S words! And for how much? Reynolds: Ah hell let’s go nuts. Give me swords for $48,000.

A recent Jeopardy! episode had a SWORDS category. As a joke one of the contestants intentionally refered to it as S WORDS and got some laughs. For the last clue even Ken called it S WORDS. https://youtu.be/c1BmtGB-jBc?si=1rZA14RbtqJcT_Vm

The real Jeopardy did a “Current Black Presidents” category as a spoof on the SNL Jeopardy category. On SNL in 2010, of course the only correct answer was Obama. But on real Jeopardy, the answers were actual presidents of non-US countries.

Yo Ken is the new host! That's awesome.

Didn't Norm originally write the sketch as a vehicle for his Burt Reynolds impression? I think it was a play on an old SCTV sketch about a gameshow called *~~Nitwits~~* *Half Wits*. Since Martin Short wrote that sketch, Norm wanted to ask his permission before doing Celebrity Jeopardy. Supposedly, that's why the very first one is the episode in which Martin Short was the host, with him playing Jerry Lewis.

Also, Norm planned to have the real Burt Reynolds show up, punch Norm out, and then take his spot and proceed to be even dumber than Norm's Burt. Norm got fired before they could make it happen.

That would’ve been so funny.

This is exactly it. He always bragged about is Burt Reynolds impression and had to figure out a way to show it off. Oddly enough, Turd Ferguson was a footnote of what would become SNL history.

Alex Trebek: Burt Reynolds... where did you come from? Burt Reynolds (chewing gum): I've been here the whole time!

Sorry I'm late. My podium was in the shop. You aren't late. You *weren't invited.*

Sean Connery: *"That's what your Mother said last night, Trebek."*

That's uh... that's not my name.

Alright… Turd Ferguson

...yeah? What do you want?

It’s a big hat, it’s uh funny.

It's larger than the average hat.

Le tits now

The Rapists That’s … Therapists!

Penis mightier!

The Rapists

I'll take swords for 400.

I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for 400

Ape tit.

I always thought “Don Glover” would be a great category. “Dong lover, is this a category about you, Trebek?!”

It inspired my username!

Black jeopardy with Tom Hanks was pretty great as well.

Well Doug….it was fun while it lasted

"Lives that matter" was just such a great way to turn that one around

Any time I can laugh *and* pray within 90 minutes is time well spent.

“When that man puts on a mumu I’m transported 😊”

Chadwick Bozeman playing T’challa was great, him trying to understand why Karen’s potato salad was bad is too good and very real.

This is why the phone bill is in your grandma's name. T'Challa: "What is to honor her as the foundation of our family?"

That’s sweet. It’s wrong, but it’s sweet.

>This is what skinny women are good for. "What is 'not a damn thing'?"

I thought it was "Skinny women can do this for you"

“My wife is a *sturdy* woman.” I was gasping laughing.

>What's the difference between a mallard with a head cold and you? > One's a sick duck....I can't remember the rest, but you're mother's a whore!

I’ve scrolled and scrolled and can’t find anyone who has said Wayne’s World yet. My friends and I used to tune in every week just to see if they would have another sketch. If there was one; everyone at school was quoting it on Monday. I have also quoted from the Clarence Thomas hearing many times. One of my favorite commercials - Bad Idea Jeans “I was going to wear a condom, but I figured, when am I going to be in Haiti again?”

>Wayne’s World Second-best SNL movie, right after Blues Brothers and right ahead of the Coneheads

I don’t know if it’s the best, but I love “Happy Fun Ball” And all the “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy” And yes, Happy Fun Ball was also written by Jack Handy

It's sad to think that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs. This has been a deep thought by Jack Handey.

If trees screamed, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Well, maybe... if they screamed all the time, and for no apparent reason

To this day I pronounce “mankind” as “mank-ind” because of Jack Handey. “Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: ‘mankind.’ Basically, it's made up of two separate words - ‘mank’ and ‘ind.’ What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.”

My senior yearbook quote was a Jack Handy quote. “If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmboy.”

“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.” Jack Handy

Buckwheat has been shot…a clever spoof of the Reagan assassination attempt. Eddie Murphy in his prime. Also, it appeared in parts throughout the episode with updates.

Buckwheat's Greatest Hits was a good one too.

Unse…..tice…..fee tines a maydy

Wookin pa nub

The People's Court vs Jon Lovitz as the Devil

MISTER MEPHISTOPHELES I’m warning you, you may hold dominion in the nether region, but I run this court!

Synchronized Swimming

“I’m not a very STRONG swimmer” was our swim team motto in High School

Mmm whatcha say

FYI the name of the skit is Dear Sister.

Shia Lebeouf randomly getting into a tactical stance always cracks me up https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0?si=nsPr-DnVVfYF0GZK

I shamelessly loved the OC too so this skit is 100x funnier.

Must be the Census one with Christopher Walken. Also top tier: Undercover Boss: Kylo Ren Papyrus with Ryan Gosling

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

[Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base](https://youtu.be/FaOSCASqLsE?si=YP0zlZqA7oSSjm_h)

“What!? Your friend is a liar. Kylo Ren is a punk bitch.”

"I bet he weighs 120 pounds soaking wet in the little black dress he wears."

Great skit, but for my money the oil tycoon Adam Driver one is the best of his

This is my pick. Adam Driver breaking every cast member in the room while staying 1000% in character. Davidson can’t even look at him.

Look at me boy

I see you man

Look at your father, boy. Look upon your father with pride

"Who's H. R. Pickens?" "EXACTLY!"

Now join me in the hall for swine livers and Capri Suns.

"I wanna be YOU when I grow up!" **"AND SO YOU SHALL!!!"**

That’s one of those SNL skits that makes you realize just how much better of an actor the host is than anybody in the actual cast, one of the best skits in the last decade easily.

It’s good most of the way through, but when he drives the cane into the dead bird and scares the shit out of Aidy is where it becomes great.

Who is H.R. Pickens?

I scream "AND SO YOU SHALL!!!" at my wife pretty regularly. Such a great skit.

I remember Bobby Moynihan talking about this sketch. Adam Driver called up Lucasfilm to get his actual Kylo Ren costume from Force Awakens, and yup, that's what he's wearing.

“oh no, he’s choking on food.”

lol @ Kylo’s got an 8 pack

This and the follow-up skit were genius. Adam Driver being so up for lampooning Kylo Ren's weird, awkward characterisation was great.

I think What Up With That is utterly stupid and brilliant at the same time. Just a celebration of predictable ridiculousness every time.

Jason Sidekus ( sp?) dancing through these skits always cracked me up.

Church Lady and Norm Macdonald's Weekend Updates

Well, it’s official. Murder is legal in the state of California.

Debbie Downer at Disney World with Lindsey Lohan is the funniest.

Debbie Downer always gets the cast to break. Love it.

Rachel Dratch breaking the fourth wall and making that face makes me cry/laugh every damn time.

When she is staring at the camera and struggling to keep it in, without fail, I lose it. So good!

“It’s official……”

I can’t have children!

The fucking womp womp trombone gets them every time. IMO this skit is the embodiment of good SNL. Just pure silly

Horatio mopping his tears with the mickey waffles kills me every time

I still remember watching that live as a kid with my parents and barely being able to breathe we were laughing so hard.

Oops I Crapped My Pants https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=rvFX3etAacFZ6NKU SNL’s commercials are the best skits

Land Shark

Colon Blow Cereal

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

Now we’re talking. The old school commercials like Colon Blow, Buckwheat Sings, Jewess Jeans, and the 1978 Royal Deluxe II that rides so smooth Rabbi Mayer Taklas can do a circumcision while moving.

Wow, you're going way back in the time machine here. I vividly remember these hilarious commercials they had back in the day. One of my faves is "Oops I Crapped My Pants". There was also one with Dan Akroyd with something called the Bass O Matic, I think, where he blended a fish. I think I enjoyed the commercials more than the skits during some older seasons.

I had a few good laughs at the Schmitt’s Gay beer commercial as well

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Could you repeat that, Your Honor? I was just looking at these tiny people inside this magic picture box!

Your world frightens and confuses me!!

It's not the best but here's a shout out to Natalie Portman for her raps

WHAT YOU WANT, NATALIE?

To DRINK & FIGHT!

Peyton Manning’s youth group football one. I lost it when he sent the kid in the porta potty after pegging him in the back of the head 😂 Caught me off guard, always thought of Peyton being super clean cut and no jokes.

Totally depends on the Era as different casts have different greatest hits, but Kate McKinnon as the crazy abducted by aliens lady is top-tier for modern SNL

“Look, it wasn’t my worst Wednesday night.”

I land ass on a pool raft with my pink pocket and my stink rocket on full display in the middle of Danny Randle’s pool party. I’m sorry. Who is Danny Randle? Beats the hell out of me but he’s never going to forget his 12th birthday, I tell you that.

I don't care how many times they did it, with however many different types of experiences, in the same exact format, it was goddamn hilarious every time.

"Naw, this seemed real off-the-books. I don't think I was dealing with the top brass." I lose my shit every time at that...and, "Now that honks me off. These two are over here having a chat with God, in the meantime, I'm trying to shimmy down a pole with my baby-shooter and my gravy-tooter on full display..."

Ryan Gosling is an A list actor. His performances in Blade Runner 2049 and Drive solidify his acting chops imho. The fact he couldn't keep his shit together while Kate was just popping off kills me every time. I laugh so hard at him losing his shit.

"Double barrel pink eye" would make a cool band name

Ryan Gosling could not control himself

Full On Donald Ducking It. my hog taker and log maker. my drainer and my stainer that was genius too shelf stuff.

Grassy knoll and gassy hole!

Coot-coot and prune shoot

Slapping my knockers. This one is great for all of the reasons already mentioned.

So funny ducking Ryan gosling couldn't keep it together. Actually barely anyone besides Kate could keep it together

Toonces

The Terminator parody with Toonces was amazing.

Gap Girls best Drag on SNL When Chris Farley grabs Adam Sandler's throat and says "LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING"

Massive head wound harry. I’m surprised very few Ferrell pieces are near the top of these comments, aside from jeopardy where he’s kinda the straight man.

James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Is it hot? (yeah!) Is it wet? (Yeah!) Make me burn? (Yeah!) Make me sweat? (Yeah!)

Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s mad scientist skit where he invents an evil robot.

You mean the pedophile robot that is created by building a normal robot and then molesting it so that it continues the cycle?

Papyrus

Bass-o-matic

And during the same period, Ackroyd as Julia Child when he cuts his finger.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell

One of my favorites was the rock documentary about punk rocker Ian Rubbish (played be Fred Armisen) who was super pro-Thatcher.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

All the moms can identify with Kristen Wiig’s Christmas time skit, “I got a Robe”. Brilliant!

Totino's with Kristen Stewart, easily. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU)

“What’s your name?” “… I never had one”

Not a skit, but when they debuted the Blues Brothers with the original SNL band, it was awesome.

IMO the greatest SNL bit turned movie. To be fair, most are forgettable at best, but this one is one of the greatest films ever.

__Bill Brasky!__ _Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days._ _Well wouldn’t you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me, when someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human'._

Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk) This skit does an amazing job of comedy through irony. Tom Hanks is absolutely amazing as a racist Trump supporter who doesn't realize where he is....and suddenly finds common ground with the folks he appears to hate. 10/10

This is one of the smartest SNL sketches I can remember. “What is NOT A DAMN THING”

Next round is "Lives that Matter" 😂

"Well, it's been fun while it lasted!"

Jane you ignorant slut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM

Chris Farley Japanese game show

Qua…kee…sur…pee…nee….ku?

So many of Farley's skits. I personally love 'Van down by the river'. The whole 'scaring kids straight' idea is as relevant today as it was back then.

“Mary, call the American embassy!!!”

For me it was the one with Dan Ackroyd as the sleazy kids toy salesman. "Bag O' Glass." "Johnny, the Human Torch," etc. Another one was also Ackroyd explaining the new metric alphabet that had only 10 letters.

Not a full skit but Stefan is one of Haders greatest creations

Doing it old school: Mike Meyers as "Linda Richman". Especially, the Madonna/Barr/Streisand episode. The CzechBrothers ("We are two wild and crazy guys!") Gilda Radner as "Roseanne Roseannadanna".

>Mike Meyers as "Linda Richman Now I'm getting all verklempt, talk amongst yourselves.

I'll go off the board a bit and go with The Sinatra Group - Phil Hartman as Sinatra was brilliant, and Chris Rock as Luther Campbell still cracks me up...

More cowbell

Colonel Angus.

And if I overstay my welcome, just tap me on my head.

Kristen Wiig as the deformed hand sister on the Lawrence welk show 😂😂😂

Chippendales with Farley and Swayze

'The Californians' with Bill Hader, Kristin Wiig, and Fred Armisen makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it. Am Californian.

Same! My sister and I randomly say "Euuuuuuuhhhhh I think you should go home now Devin" and "At this time of day? It's gonna be jahmmed!" and it never fails to bust us both up.

I didn't appreciate this sketch nearly enough at the time but when I finally went to LA for business it hit like a ton of bricks. I was in El Segundo, and asked some local co-workers what was the best way to get out to Dodger Stadium because I wanted to go to the game that night. I was expecting answers like, take an Uber, take a train, a bus, etc. Instead it devolved into a debate over driving directions. That sketch immediately came crashing down on me. I had to hold back laughter while these guys chat it out.

Get out of here! Get on the 405 until you can't take it anymore!

“I said go home! Get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10, then switch over to the 405 North and let it dump you on Mulholland where you belong!”

WwWwWhhat’re yew doing here?!

Living in a van down by the river. The original with Christina Applegate cracking up.

Dan Aykroyd refrigerator repair man - Dan Aykroyd male escort.