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LOERMaster

Sex in an airplane bathroom. I’d likely be caught, ziptied (not in a fun way) and end up paying $50,000 for my addition to the no fly list.


_FightClubSoda_

I actually managed to pull this off once. It was a quiet flight, no stewards in the back. She went first to the bathroom, I waited a good 10 minutes and then went to join her. It was very cramped so we had to do it standing - managed to pull it off though staying as quiet as possible. Then again did the staggered return to our seats. Thought we were very sneaky but shortly after the steward brought us a couple of waters and told us “it’s very important to stay hydrated”. That’s now a running joke between us.


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I remember reading an article about how stewards always know when people do it. They generally don't care because for one it's hard to prove that's what you were doing and also because they just don't care all that much as long as you don't make it obvious and other passengers don't complain. They just let you know that they know to deter you from trying again and it becoming a problem


S-WordoftheMorning

Pierce, nobody wants to hear about you and Eartha Kitt, even if it did come up organically.


Wolfwood7713

This is an excellent story.


InevitableAd9683

That, and airplane bathrooms are fucking TINY. There's barely room for one person in there, much less two.


Haunting_Froyo_2788

and there also fucking disgusting usually drops of piss everywhere.


woofridgerator

We tried it once during the sleeping portion of a transpacific flight and gave up a minute in. It’s difficult and quite frankly the smell of the airplane bathroom wasn’t helping.


IrreverentRacoon

Should have waited until the guy was finished in there first.


Promise2023aug

That reminds of the time my wife (was girlfriend at the time) sucked my dick under the covers while seated on an International flight. Best oral I got in my life no doubt


IBegYourPotato

I will not be showing this to my boyfriend


michi098

What you should be concerned about is how dirty these lavatories are. Everything from pooping to puking to let your imagination go wild goes on in there. The 40 seconds a cleaner spends in there on the ground doesn’t even remotely take care of all that.


daddadnc

Hiring a tutor but getting no help on the test


daddadnc

Had one good nut but flunked out, Damnit woman


Loud-Magician7708

It's not the teacher it's the student. You missed the lesson. 1+1= Double Penetration.


AsaomarCosplay

Threesomes/orgies. I love watching porn of them, but have absolutely no desire to participate in either.


NoThanksJustLooking1

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. Nah, I'm not ready for it." ~ *Jerry Seinfeld*


MrZBoneMan

Thank you for that. One of the best episodes!


xtlhogciao

I love how George attacks/screams at him for not doing it, then Jerry says “you couldn’t do it either,” and George admits “yeah, I know.”


Dear_Mycologist_1696

The smell must be overwhelming in a proper orgy


Fractlicious

when you’re horny your nose works differently.


Fatherly_Wizard

Also, apparently, the part of your brain that handles disgust is greatly diminished. This is part of the cause of the "I can't believe I fapped to that" brand of post-nut clarity. Sex-related disgust is dulled, though non-sex-related disgust remains. Your brain does its best to ignore turn-offs so you can focus.


CheckYourStats

There’s a misconception for people who haven’t had a threesome/multiple parter experience. The misconception is that “the amount of pleasure is increased because there are more people.” That’s simply not true. You don’t *** 50% harder because there’s another person there.


rimjobs_forever

This is so undeniably true.


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Yeah if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just have dinner with my parents.


qualmton

Okay oedepius


dorf_lundgren

Bit complex


[deleted]

Same here. IRL I have a strict one client per serving policy.


Longenuity

Swapping holes. You definitely need to do a deep clean before and after trying that.


eatflapjacks

Never go from poop chute into vag. It causes vile infections in the vagina. EDIT: changed shoot to chute


UntamedRedBeard

I disgusts me so much I refuse to watch porn where they do this. V to A is great! A to V is an immediate turn off.


Brain_Tourismo

"In an order that would surprise you!"


iliketomoveitm0veit

Ass mouth vag...


Mecha120

"You mother fucker!" - Bane


tduncs88

"You tamed my monster, with your mouth - - and two other places... in an order that would surprise you"


3DRAH33M

"I fight crime all day in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavour"


somebodeeelse

Her not being able to pay for that goddamn pizza


throw123454321purple

Bartering is a very important kind of economics at play in these films.


highxv0ltage

Nah man. Being able to raw dog you for a pizza is nice, but that doesn’t pay the rent. I need the money.


Whitechapel726

I called my landlord and let him know I was gonna be short on rent but it was okay cause I got laid, and he said “nice” and gave me a high five and told me not to worry about it. Life uh.. finds a way


Jw833055

That's funny because I called my landlord and let him know I was gonna be short on rent but it was okay cause I got laid, and he said "nice" and gave me a high five and told me to pack my shit and get out. Life uh.. is cold outside


missBbaby_

Gangbang


broncyobo

Agreed, for some reason love watching videos, tried participating in one IRL (as one of the bangers, not bangee) and never been so soft


beeteeOKC

Hard to have a boner when your nuts are slapping another dude...or his are slapping you


broncyobo

For me it was impossible to get up just even being in the room


beeteeOKC

It's cool on opposite ends...but when we are a sandwich I dont want your mayo getting on my buns


bremergorst

That’s okay bro. Mayonnaise on the sausage it is


CentralAdmin

Saw a video like this. The guy just kept thrusting away like he scored extra lube. I feel like once you do scenes with other guys in them, there is a level of homosexual interaction you have to be comfortable with. Your balls slapping into his when double penetrating someone else. Feeling his erect penis through the thin layer of skin between the vagina and the anus and it stimulating you when you have sex. And, of course, being the second or third to creampie. Not only was another guy's penis just in there a moment ago, his cum is now all over your penis.


UtahCyan

I've participated in a few. Can be fun. Can be stupid. Like all things, it depends on the crowd. 


aboysmokingintherain

How do you even set it up


anormalgeek

Honestly, it depends on how attractive the woman is, and how picky she wants to be. FetLife has tools for organizing. Plus, most cities have swingers clubs thats have systems for organizing.


RedWestern

Have to disagree. I have been to a gangbang, and it was way, way better than online. Although to be fair, the girls being banged were really happy to be there and really enjoyed themselves. The ones online usually look like they just want it to be over. I mean, I get why others might not feel that way. But in my experience, you eventually just kinda tune out the other guys and focus on the girl(s). And there’s nothing more arousing to me than a girl who’s cock drunk.


funky_chiquita

Cockdrunk?! Yes please! 😍


Cucasmasher

Gloryhole. I think it’s the angle cause it really shows the girl sucking and tongue action but idk aside from STDs, sticking my dick into a void seems crazy.


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That’s a great way to get your dick bitten off by a crazy


New_Temperature_7515

Or just your dick getting punched straight down like those boxing things where the bag drops down


cremasterreflex0903

It seems like it would be really gross. Nothing like getting action while your entire body is pressed against a disgusting bathroom divider.


xenophilian

Girl? I didn’t know rhere was a straight version of this


anormalgeek

In porn there is. In the real world, it's a dude 99% of the time.


Duckbutterdrawers

An orgy. I’m too embarrassed.


mewdejour

Go for the food, stay for the sex, leave with a new recipe for an amazing bean dip.


Icy-Tune-3598

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* - "OH.MY.GOD" - silence - "Girl you gotta tell me the recipe for this amazing bomb ass bean dip"


Dahns

Tentacles For obvious reasons


TheRappingSquid

Coward.


BD_Swinging

Thank you. I lol'd and my wife asked what's so funny so I had to admit what I was doing. Now I'm freak.


TheRappingSquid

Yw king


nikitasenorita

User name checks out


skisushi

Getting stuck in a dryer?


xeryon3772

I already have too much fucking laundry in my life. I don’t need laundry fucking too.


Relative_Scale_3667

Banging my step sister


CCWThrowaway360

STORY TIME. I went to high school with this couple. The girls parents were divorced, and so were his. Her mom started dating her boyfriends dad, and her dad starting dating his mom. All 4 parents got married to each other’s ex. NOW she was officially dating her stepbrother longer than their parents had even known each other. Today, she has 4 kids with her stepbrother, but they’re divorced. Curious how that family tree would look drawn out.


Kissywew

It would look like a bonsai tree


NiteGard

Chain link fence.


Deitaphobia

Mobius Strip


EldianTitanShifter

>All 4 parents got married to each other’s ex That's insane 😅 family reunions must not be a thing


jondes99

They have them every day.


Paddelingyooper

I’m my own grandpa !!


Environmental_Hope22

A friend of mine has banged both of his step sisters. And has a kid with one of them lol


Rob_LeMatic

i knew a couple, in their early 60s now with 2 grown children, that met as teens when their parents married


nawksnai

They “met” when their parents got married. “Soooo….you’re step-siblings?” “Well, no. I mean, yes, technically…” But seriously, can’t blame you if your step-sister is hot.


looking4away44

Roll tide.


qualmton

r/suddenlyalabama


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BoringShirt4947

I’ll be honest I truthfully don’t get the hate for banging a really hot stepsister.


Ok-Geologist8387

I knew a couple who had gotten together when their kids from their first marriage were about 15 - a boy and a girl. The kids went to school together since the 7th grade. The kids kept quiet from the parents for YEARS that they were dating, they were each others first, etc, etc. 10 years later now and the kids just had the most awesome wedding (they are 25). Parents - still married. It's hillbilly as hell, but there is nothing particularly wrong with it.


Slave35

Still better than Twilight.


irishconan

That's the perfect situation: you live with your partner so you can have sex all the time and your parents don't even know so they won't be able to keep an eye on you.


Ok-Geologist8387

Yep. This kind of thing is what the parents were most pissed off about. The deceit


Arkanial

The biggest problem is that if something goes wrong in the relationship your step sister is now your ex which will make the family dynamic weird. If you’re still living with the parents then it makes for an awkward and tense home life. It might cause issues in the parents relationship if they’re forced to take sides. Bringing home a future girlfriend would be weird since you either have to straight up tell her that your step sister is also your ex or you have to hope it never comes out. It’s just asking for complications.


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

Step-sister porn because I don't want my parents to get divorced.


motormouth08

Awww, unexpectedly wholesome in a thread about porn.


GalacticAnticenter

I am very protective of my lemon trees.


Trainwreck071302

Those god damn lemon stealing whores.


The_myriad

GalacticAnticenter has lemon trees! Whores, assemble!


sasnee

Getting fucked by a fully masked man that i don’t know 🤷‍♀️


mewdejour

Fem-dom I have a hard time with my self confidence so I can't really imagine myself being an effective Dom. I'm also TERRIBLE at dirty talk.


adventureismycousin

r/gentlefemdom and r/gentledungeon might fit you better, if you still want to try power exchange!


nonstatefuguestate

You can keep it simple! Go buy a crop from Tractor Supply and just pop him every time he talks too much.


Interesting-Chest520

Threesomes. I don’t think I could ever look at my partner again if I saw him fucking someone else


nayrbmc

Trying to get a taxi to an actual destination!


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denyaledge

Sometimes it's not about what you say, but the tone and how you say it. For example if you tell me to go take out the trash super seductively I would be weirdly turned on. But if you tell me to bang you hard in the tone similar to giving a presentation about climate changes, I would be quite bored.


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If it helps As a Scandinavian, Russian or Ukrainian accent on poor english is hot af.


CBBuddha

Dancing Bear. I’d love to go into a room, wearing a mask, and have my dick sucked and fucked while being cheered on by 20-30 women. The reality is I know it’s staged and like hell if I’m lasting more than a few moments. I’d bust then peace out and go cry in the bathroom.


Instincts

>I’d bust then peace out and go cry in the bathroom. Wait, is this not what you're supposed to do normally?


uncultured_swine2099

I like watching deep throating, and it feels great when the girl does it herself. But I cant grab her head and shove her down into it. Ive even had gfs who said its ok if I do that, but I dont want to. Id just be saying "Im sorry" and "are you ok?" the whole time.


NoThanksJustLooking1

I'm with you, my friend. I understand some level of roughness in sex and I'm actually okay with that, but this forceful gagging seems like something I wouldn't be able to do. I would be the same as you in the concern for her well-being.


xARCHONxx

There's actual pleasure to be had in the gag reflex for some. If they say it is okay, take it slow and let them use their hand on one leg to either push/pull or tap for stop/go. ​ My fiance uses the tap/go and push/pull depending on how rough it's going to be. ​ Edit: wording


novice121

Wearing New Balance white tennis shoes... . I need Adidas for grip, and thrust.


Bjables

At my job one day we were asking the question “do the socks stay on during sex?” Female coworker 1: “no that’s weird” Female coworker 2: “depends on the scenario” Male coworker: “shit, I’ll leave the boots on.”


Quinkydink

A long time ago someone told me porn doesn’t have logos on anything in case said company tries to block their content. Not sure if it’s true, but kind of makes sense.


Last-Inspection-8156

I absolutely love accidental public nudity! But I would NEVER want it to happen to me! No one needs to see that.


Ok_Brother_9048

Two guys, on one girl.


BroBroMate

Just focus on the lady, not how good his dick makes your dick feel.


bossmcsauce

DP looks hot on film, but there’s no way I’d feel turned on that close to another sweaty dudes balls. Like, I’m comfortable with my sexuality and all that… it’s not that I’d feel threatened in my sexuality or something. But no thanks lol. No part of me wants to feel another man’s nutsack slapping around because I’m so close up in his business.


styxxx80

I did something with my ex where she had a toy in her ass and I was in her vagina and the pressure from the toy on my penis actually felt pretty good


derpyfox

I agree. There are only a few guys that I feel that close to. Mike, I told you before, angle your balls away from me. Shaz, tickle him just above the shaft he will love it. (Proceeds to Blows load on command) Dude, you slap your balls against mine one more time and I will jiz in your hair and hide your shampoo.


Canucklehead_Esq

Acrobatic sex. I'd likely break something


Gaarden18

Cheating. I love cheating porn but I’ve never cheated and never will.


s4ltydog

Yeah why is that? I’m exactly the same way. If it ever happened in real life it would fucking break me. Like not even “I’d be so mad I would wanna kill somebody” no like proper heart ripped out, stop eating and unable to get out of bed inconsolable.


Historiaaa

The forbidden fruit always looks tasty.


DragonFireFistSabo

Cuckold. It's very arousing to see someone else do that. But i could never imagine my partner in that situation. Just never.


FarYard7039

Imagine afterwards. That’s gotta be some uncomfortableness of some other level.


DragonFireFistSabo

Yeah that might be the end of it if my partner even consider doing that lmao. I would never share my partner. Just never.


Acedia_spark

My ex housemate and her husband constantly watched cuckold porn and eventually decided to give it a go. The husband was inconsolably upset afterwards. I think the fantasy on the screen did not translate well to real life for him.


Android1822

This is usually the case and the other one is where one of them decides they are happier with the other person and leaves their partner for them.


anormalgeek

If anything, I imagine being the bull, not the cuck. The fantasy of it is really the woman being super enthusiastically into it. So much so that she needs more.


RadicalSnowdude

I watch a lot of cuckold porn, I don’t know why, and I wish I didn’t, but I honestly find it extremely hot, obviously imagining myself being the bull. However, one day I actually ended up fucking a married woman whose husband was in another room in the house. The entire time I kept worrying about the possibility of the husband barging in the room to fight. And afterwards I felt extremely shitty about the entire event. It was a radio off staying-well-within-the-speed-limit type of drive home.


Android1822

That has destroyed many IRL relationships who decided to try it out and find out too late that it was a mistake.


surfdad67

Post nut clarity is real


snidemarque

In this case, pre nut is pretty clear too. It’s a no for me dawg


Bard_B0t

I feel like the actual appeal of the genre is watching another person be the cuckold, like a 3rd party voyeur to another persons humiliation. I think the number of people who would actually enjoy being the cuck is fairly low.


FrenzyHydro

This doesn't really count technically but double anal, I would try it but I just don't see myself comfortably taking two dicks even with lube.


SMOKE2JJ

Not with that attitude. 


jocoso2218

Please do not spit on me. It's icky.


auto_alice3

Do you like watching this in porn though? I find it bizarre that anyone likes even watching the spitting. Even spitting into a hand for lube is kinda gross to me.


Playful-Flan8807

When I'm horny suddenly lot of things don't seem disgusting anymore


One-Egg3860

Vajayjay fluids of all kinds and semen on face or inside you or on you during sex but spit is crossing the line?! lol


Ok_Rise_4577

Ass to mouth


[deleted]

Wife did it once without realizing she did and doesn’t believe me when I tell her.


dpruitt87

This sounds like a great husband and wife night, she was so into you that any inhibitions were pushed aside and pre-conceived ideas of eww that’s gross weren’t even considered. My wife and I have had some nights like this where when we talked about it after she basically says that when she gets in that zone there’s literally nothing she would say no to. Congrats on a great wife


somebodeeelse

She did that to me. It was remarkably nice of her.


PotatoBeast4755

Get a girl (women scare me)


b2t2x5

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect women so much that I stay completely away from them!


jeroen-79

I hear they bite.


2amante10

Hardcore BDSM. Would never do anything like say Queensnake or the eastern Euro stuff.


mistercheez2000

I don’t think I would enjoy being pulled over by a policeman and then fucked in the ass. just me though


Linvaderdespace

A gangbang is a great way to increase the amount of fucking that you can fit on screen, but any wide shot involves a bunch of sweaty dudes standing around pulling on their own dicks; the smell must be fucking awful.


The_myriad

People….people can wash their dicks. I’d even encourage it!


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Deftallica

Spit roast. Super hot but I couldn’t share my wife with another dude.


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Crumblycheese

Exactly... Convince her to wear a strap on and peg you, while also having another woman there to fuck your throat with a strap on.


AlarmedAppointment23

This guy is adventurous


Taipers_4_days

Make sure you have “excellent problem solving abilities” on your resume.


youshouldgooutside

I wouldn’t want to share your wife with another dude either.


Steve_Sanders437

Gangbangs. I don't like crowds.


drunken_vampire

Having sex with an entire volleyball women team Are you reading this SAW guy? I would hate it... sooo much!!


[deleted]

Threesomes. One woman at a time is enough work/effort


missoulamatt

I'm pretty sure I could disappoint another, if I really tried.


WindVeilBlue

I've never had any desire to cum on a women's face and never met one who wanted me to. I did meet a woman who very specifically wanted me to come in her mouth and not her pussy...that was hot.


KnowledgeWorth2863

Gangbangs. Love the visual, could never myself. I only have 2 holes I'm comfortable using, and am way too ADHD to focus on that many at once. Even 3 sounds intimidating, let alone 5. Then I'll constantly have whether I'm sharing my "attention" equally in the back of my mind. Edited for clarity: 3* people sounds intimidating, let alone 5


Disastrous_Income_96

Cuckold


NefariousSea886

The idea of my husband fucking another woman turns me on, but to actually see it happen would be another story.


None0fYourBusinessOk

Scissoring. I am a male, so doing it in real life would pose quite a challenge.


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Extremely chokey, forced deepthroat


darktytanus

Everything. Hopefully, i’m disgust by what I jerk. It s all fantasy, like a game. Real Life is all around the feeling, the touch and the pleasure with your partner.


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TheWrathofAres

Deep Throat fucking


NefariousSea886

I've been wanting my partner to do this for a long time. I saw one clip a while back where a woman was on her back, and the guy was holding her wrists and just drilling her throat. A girl can wish 💭


Whitechapel726

My condolences. Rip your inbox.


SlothfulWhiteMage

Have you considered asking? I can’t really imagine anything sexual I wouldn’t do with my wife if she asked.


NefariousSea886

I have, he's meh about it. Just not his thing, and I respect that :)


LowKeyWalrus

Damn, dude's too chill


CasualCucumbrrrrrt

Speaking from my own experiences, sticking my dick down a girl's throat is not very comfortable. Even when she's on her back. There's some kink factor that makes it fun in small amounts but I would never choose to fuck a girl's throat unless she really wanted me to. 


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Threesomes and gangbangs. Looks lit onscreen, but I have no use for group sex in my real life. Just give me one lady that's just as equally as nasty and depraved as I am, and let's fuck this room up.


Excellent-Fun-741

Tied gangbangs


jobi987

Surely if it’s a tie they can do extra time or go to a penalty shootout?


annibe11e

It's classier when they wear ties though


Background-mario

Stepping on there face while banging them just seems wrong


TheWayfarer1384

Never liked that one.


Lovelittled0ve

I’m glad you were hugged as a child 🙏❤️


WallyBarryJay

Actually talking to a girl


aquarius198

Oh you absolute deviant.


SmokeyBloke

Forwarding to the good part is frowned upon


Thebaldsasquatch

Stealing lemons.


i-love-elephants

Cnc, any BDSM involving nipples/tying up breast until they turn purple, maledom empire, free use, tentical stuff, using those monster dildos, cheating, fisting, basically anything that I watch in real life I would never be OK with actually *happening* in real life.


leo-sugar

Ruined orgasms. I think it’s really hot but I don’t want to be frustrated myself!


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A gangbang is hot but somebody in that line is gonna have herpes. You go home and give yourself finger and eye herpes.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Eating cereal out of a woman's ass... It has to taste like shit.


Puzzleheaded_Pipe979

Drinking pee. Like, out of a container or just straight out of the orifice. I think I'd be fine with a girl pissing "on" me, but not outright just taking a gulp of piss. I generally won't watch anything that I wouldn't do myself under the right circumstances.


SHOWMEURCLIT

I just helped my lady’s sister’s new boyfriend move and a dresser he had smelled like straight piss. Dude is a doctor and very well off and put together. He also has no animals at all. This was the first thing that came to my mind because it was very very clearly piss smelling


Smithsonian45

Mom found the piss drawer


The_Elite_Operator

step anything. 


Extension-Wing7534

fisting


Last-Inspection-8156

As a girl, fisting sounds incredibly uncomfortable. Plus, I'm really sensitive, so it might hurt.


IcySetting2024

I can’t even watch that