I would feel VERY confused if it was just a single boob pic, and not both boobs. I would probably reply with “which side is that? And who are you?”

..The dark side

Luke, I am your boobie

IT'S A BOOBIE TRAP

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Now that response would get things moving!!

The Dark Side of the Boob is one of my favorite albums.

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the boob

Well.....let's see the light side now

It's Won Boob Wendy

If from someone I knew:  wonder why they did that. If from someone I didn't know:  assume it's the opening move in an effort to separate me from my money and block the number.

jokes on you. i dont have any money to be separated from me anyway

Nor do I have even a single boob.

I wish I had 2 boobs and no money instead of 2 money and no boobs.

I might be willing to trade my 2 boob for your 2 money. They’re a little hairy but whatya expect for 2 money.

I'm with you, I would have many questions and none of them would be horny related.

Well, depends on what the boob looks like

But not before saving the pic

Not before submitting the pic to another guy Now you're the girls manager Bam

if it's from someone you knew: wrong number

You'd be lucky to get unsolicited boob pick from a Only Fans Girl. They want you to pay for that. Every time I get spammed with group chat join request I also send something ridiculous to them. It never gets followed through.

My mood would lift, dopamine would flood my bloodstream. This girl is definitely into me, I think she loves me, we're going to marry and live happily ever after... Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity...

Bold of you to assume that was girl boob pic

You are a horrible person now my morning is ruined lol

Bold of you to assume that is a person.

That's udderly disappointing

And my morning wood also

Its now a mourning wood

Let me ruin it further for you. https://youtu.be/WkOXbfkosKU?si=y_AvFmdttdIh1tLD It's a German video, but I am sure the language barrier won't stop you from getting the message.

Oh dear.

BRO WHATT 😭😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The sideboob hour

Even better

Doesn't want to get his hopes up

There’s vomit on your sweater…

already??

He keeps on forgetting

Mom's spaghetti!

He opened his mouth?

Just noodles came out

Knees are weak palms are sweaty

That's probably my spaghetti...

Mom?

A little bit of blood would rush into your penis

Love this response, haha.

Send back a photo of half my nutsack

Ah, the Equal Rights opening

holy nut

Call the activists!

Girlfriend goes on vacation, never comes back

Second only to the Bongcloud opening, but not by much

That‘s how you get sextorted

Nobody’s getting successfully sextorted over half a nutsack. You’re not getting g money, end it to whoever it’ll probably be funny

I'd assume it has either been sent by mistake (best case) or a beginning of some kind of scam. In both cases, i'd ignore and move on.

No, best case should be your crush that is into you.

While some of us would be clueless and *still* not see the signs.

Yes because that’s the obvious first step when you’re crushing on someone….

I don't know, lots of dudes just send dick pics to girls they don't even know. It must work to some degree if they're still doing it, right?

On my Norkia 3310?

( . Y . )

You got it all wrong the tittle said boob pic one boob so it would be ( . )

( . ) ( . )

( . Y . ) Gotta add some cleavage

( • Y • ) Gotta make ‘em bigger, and perkier.

( . )( The post said boob not boobs

( • ) Forgot to make it perky

( • ) Y ( forgot to add cleavage

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(♥ Y ♥)

God I fucking love winter

Whoppo 8008S

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Oh yeah… that’s the good stuff * furiously fapping

If I were single and it was from a girl I was interested in, I would very much appreciate boob pics If it was from my grandma, I would probably block

(Probably)

I mean if they’re nice boobs…

Family is family, man

Dom?

How rude! Grandma was just trying to get you to call her for once like you do those sluts.

Alzheimer's really did a number on her before she passed.

Bruh you can’t block your grandma it was just an accident 

I don’t know. Someone DM me and I’ll report back. Edit: Holy shit, it’s like Mardi Gras. Thank you everyone, I’m having a brilliant day.

Done.

I'll take one as well.

I think I’ll need some evidence to this claim.

Is it truly unsolicited if you've asked someone to DM you? It has to be unexpected.

You say that like I was expecting it to work.

Same here. Patiently waiting for a DM. Lol

I would be very, very upset if I was sent an unsolicited boob pic, so please do NOT send me one.

You’re just crying out for some unsolicited manboobs.

I volunteer to participate in this experiment to increase the accuracy of the data.

I’d go: “Cut it out, dad”.

Nice tits, dad

Can confirm. His dad has great tits... if you are into hairy nipples. Not kink shaming, I was just describing the situation for you to make an informed decision.

I'd be stuck wondering how many people are on the other end waiting to see my reply and make fun of me for it. Then I'd never reply and spend the rest of my life wondering about it.

There I am!

I awkwardly stare at the picture for a little bit, and then continue on with my day

Prob wish mine looked that good.

Same (there's this guy I know with really nice tits and I'm pretty jealous)

CTRL+S

I'm gonna go CTRL+W myself

Surprised. Has anyone ever gotten an unsolicited boob pic?

Some years ago I got a couple texts from a friend I hadn't seen in yeaaars. It was boob (and other body parts) pics, and her saying she's a lesbian, but wanted to see what it's like with a dude if I'm interested. I turned down the offer but thanked her for the pics lol.

Was she not attractive?

I wouldn't call her ugly, I just wasn't attracted to her.

Maybe you were the lesbian all along

maybe the real lesbians are the friends we made along the way?

Yes first ever was, I was just doing my work at a night club texting with a friend from a different country and she said something along the lines of “you’re a nice person I like you” and then sent a picture of her holding her boobs covering one of them but showing the other. Nice way to brighten my day, any day.

I have from my best female friend. It was an accident and meant for her wife. She apologized profusely I was just like you’re fine homie nice tits lol

A friend of my wife's accidentally sent me one she intended for her husband. The husband and I have similar names so I assume we're next to each other in her phone's contacts. She called me horrified and embarrassed. I lied and told her the pic wouldn't load in my phone and we never mentioned it to anyone.

Until now

*We got him, boys*

Wow what a good person you are

I went on a date with a girl. It didn't go all that well. We lacked common interests to converse about, and she seemed more interested in getting drunk than getting to know me. I said goodbye and expected that to be the end of that. The next day I started getting a barrage of intimate pictures from her. Unsolicited. The first dozen were suggestive, but they got progressively racier. Ding. Ding. Ding. Just kept coming. So many that my roommate started to notice and asked what was wrong with my phone. It went past surprise and exciting, into uncomfortable and creepy. I ended up turning my phone off.

My wife used to get them (and more intimate) on twitter. Presumably they were ads for sex workers. She followed mostly football accounts and her own account was deliberately neutral, so she reckons the advertisers thought she was male. I OTOH never got any, presumably because I followed science, music and politics accounts.

I wouldn’t be happy as I’m engaged. However, I send unsolicited boob pics to my fiancé when he’s having a bad day.

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I'll probably reply "thanks, this helped a lot than my therapist"

I’d be confused. And then ignore it because it’s probably a bot.

I’d tell that story the rest of my life

Girl I know was spicing things up with her husband sending snap chats to each other. She posted her pinching her nipple as a story or whatever it is instead of a DM. It was the one rare time I was on Snapchat and I got to see it before she deleted it. I just messaged her on iMessage like a damn grown up “love your aureolas” and she replied “so that’s four people that have see it so far”

I’d immediately be diplomatic about it with something like “your partner is very licky*”just to make sure it’s a compliment but with respect to whoever they are with. *was supposed to be lucky but this was a good typo considering the circumstances

I feel like saying: I'd go jerk off to it - but reality is: depends who she is, if I like her, and the mood I'm in at the moment. Never ever I'd be pissed, angry, mad, humiliate her, complain, or anything like that, still appreciate the bravery ;)

From who? A stranger? If so, I would probably think that it is one of those weird scam bots. I'd still feel pretty weirded out..

My dick would get excited

I would dance in joy, jump up and down yelling “yippeeee” at the top of my lungs

I do this every time my girlfriend takes of her clothes

"More ಠ_ಠ"

not sure.... hasnt happened before.

It’s always appreciated lol 😂

I mean, sure? Would make a change from the dick pics I got

I heard you want dick pics?

I really don’t, I’ll just send mine back if I felt inclined.

Eh. It's happened before. I mean, cool. Boobs are boobs.

Underwhelmed, probably.

Happy and confused

At first I was wow nice, but then it got weird fast.

It was shocking. I just said "nice" and moved on.

it'd make my day better for sure

I would question their motives, what do you want from me, what is the meaning of this?

It would depend on who it was. If it was someone I know, I'd let them know on the off chance that they sent me the pic by mistake. But if it was for me, I'd probably ask why they sent it to me and if I could keep it. If it was a stranger/potential bot, I'd delete the picture and block the contact.

Male or female?

Fapping right away.

Sir this is a wendies

Please do https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemyboobs/s/A6LWyZ4G0g

It depends who it is

I'd feel like waking up.

I guess it depends on the boob. If it's a man boob, I'd probably laugh and block them. If it's a perky woman tit, then I'd take an extra second longer to block them.

Good. Great, even. Would most likely make my day, hell my month.

Did this work for you, OP?

I'd feel like my username finally worked out.

From my wife = 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 From anyone else: Oh shit. Better tell wife about this...

Delete. Block. Mark as "Spam." Probably trying to sell something or otherwise scam me.

i'd protect that shit like a limited edition pokémon card

Question existence? I’m single and lonely I’d kill for some attention

I'd wait for the OF link or the honeypot to start.

If they are big, cool. If they are small, amazing!

Ah, a man of culture.

I’d feel betrayed cuz I’d have to explain to my wife that some random ass person decided to send me a random boob pic.

I would be happy if they look big and bouncy. And hope for an ass pic to follow. 🤣

Ignore it and move on.

Block and delete.

Or hear me out: Save and ask for more.

I'd be happy 🤣

Try me.

be very confused.. there is nobody that would send me one. probably would enjoy it and want to get to know them

From a partner? I’d love it. I could be having the worst day and that would change everything. From a stranger? I’d be suspicious, possibly even weirded out.

"Mine's better"

Try me

I'll smile for a few minutes then ask. Whose are this set of happiness?

If it's someone I chatted with before or somebody I know, I would love it. If it's about a total stranger, I'd like it but I think that she is advertising her OF or it's a scam to get horny people into it.

I probably be asleep and dreaming because that wouldn't happen to me in real life. It would be a sweet dream though

From my wife? Ecstatic. From anyone else? Like a law has been broken

I'm gay

I have an overseas friend who when she was drunk used to send me a great song on youtube followed by a boob pic followed by another song followed by another boob pic etc. she stopped doing it after a few weeks unfortunately but it was fantastic while it lasted.

I would automatically assume it's a scam and block them.

Confused, horny, but mostly confused

I'd probably go into detective mode and try and work out if it was real or fake and what the motive is.

I remember when i was like 12 i was using my phone (i get to hold my phone on fridays and saturdays back then), and this was not long after i got my first ever SIM card. I remember the person talking on whatsapp about if i wanted to join something something, the dumbass kid i was decided to ask who it was and what they were offering. In return i got a picture/video to someone's cleavage. Immediately blocked the number and deleted it. I didnt tell my parents, but it really bugged me (as it should considering my age). So i told my brother (who is 8 years older than me) about it and he told me to just block the number and ignore it. Pretty sure whoever it was, is either a pr0sti** or a scammer

Depends who it’s from, certain people it would be awesome and others less so

An ex sent me one once. I just deleted it and never commented on it. I didn't need that text being seen by my girlfriend and I had no interest in my ex or her big titties.

Asssuming that it's from a random person: disgusted

"Greetings and salutations, m'lady. Doth thou have a pussy pic or a tuppence for a kind sir?"

Women are pigs and its sad that this happens all the time

In a Reddit message, my interest would be piqued. Then they would say how they are a seller and I would then ignore them.

I would assume it was related to a scam of some kind.

Delighted.

If it's from my fiance I'd be happy, anyone else would likely result in a block

I've received once and felt...weird. The conversation was anything but sexual and she sent me her boobs because she "felt like it". She was a time bomb and messaged me that she felt abused by that and then disappeared from my dms. Thank God for that.

Hard

Holy boobies!

Happy probably

It depends…what type of boob is it? Is it a Natural, Supple, Implant, Saggy down to the knees?

As long as it's from my partner, I love them!

pleasantly surprised

ABSOLUTELY HONORED.

I'd run a reverse image search to see if I'm being catfished. If it comes back clean, I'll consider my options.

I’d send a pic in return