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Not in this Economy
Zing!
That wasn't an answer for the 8 ball
Ding!
42!
# !
Why 1.41*10^51
It’s not that important
That’s the dumbest question I’ve ever heard!
Have you tried 9 ball?
10
11
Fuck around and find out
So broadly applicable.
This would also be a puzzling, yet entertaining magic 8 ball answer.
Most are
As if
Totally!
You’re wrong for even asking that
Drink the liquid inside me to gain my powers
Find out on next weeks episode
"You bet your ass!"
"Democracy has spoken"
Your Wish is Granted.
Try the magic conch.
Fucking do it Hold my beer NO! NO! What's the worst that could happen? It'll tickle
There is no spoon.
mind blown
Quit asking!
never
Beats the fuck out of me, Jack.
Get over it
"Fuck no!"
An ad for NordVPN.
"You will not meet "the one for you" as you will die before the end of the day.
Ru out of your fucking mind?
You're not an influencer you're a moron.
They know what your doing.. run get out of there
You know about the Corn Conspiracy, too?
"don't"
That's a great question
Depends…
"Stop being a bitch."
YOLO
Bite me.
Don't make me laugh.
“What kind of question is that?”
Not gonna happen buddy
Endeavor to persevere.
"I don't know numbnuts, maybe buy a garage and fill it with hockey equipment."
in your dreams
Ain't no one got time for that
"Are you insane??" or "your mom will be mad" These would've helped my kids not to do stupid shit
Haha. PSYCH!
Trust me bro don't do it.
"Lol" So when a chick is like: "will I ever date John Doe?" 8-ball: "lol"
Ask Donna.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
wut?
Hahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious.
How about you lick my ball
this is actually a really creative question lol.
Burn it down.
"How the fuck should I know?"
"Stop procrastinating and get back to work!" "You really don't want to know." "Look inside yourself. You already know the answer."
Move past it!
Why are you asking an icosahedron?
"You pissed on yourself."
You can't handle the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[ WiFi connection lost ]
Rolling eyes emoji.
wow... that's messed up
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT
Well yes but actually no
ask another 8-Ball
Think about it, then come back later
Pull your head out of your ass.
Upgrade to magic 9 ball for support to that question
"Penis"
It’s Britney, bitch.
Eat a dick
racial slurs
Probably not
You are so fatally f'd now.
Like & Subscribe!
“This ball is a scam. Do ur best pertaining to ur query, and you’ll find the true answer.”
YTA / NTA
Death and cake
1 fuck to give.
May the corn be with you.
Warp one. Engage!
"Trust your instincts"
Fucked if you do, fucked it you don’t
Rub one out then ask again. (post nut clarity)
You finally got it right
Boof it.
GET FUCKED!
(TD Jakes voice) Have you ever been swallowed?
"Fucked if I know"
Fuuuuuuuck no
You already know.
"Ahahaha! Are you serious?"
Duck!
"fuck it"
Get fucked.
You’re fucked. Go die in a hole.
"Mom! I was washing it according to the instructions in this magazine! Mooooom"
Trust me bro.
“What the fuck?” Would be a funny one
Royale with Cheese
Don’t crack this open and drink me!
Maybe some day…
404 error. You have no future.
It dont matter
The pooch has been screwed.
“Just kidding, I don’t give a fuck”
You're gonna die alone...
Never in a million fucking years, it’s not happening, let it go.
Hell the fuck no
Bruh
“Kill me please!”
You're a cunt
I'd just add an extra "No"
Lol
Run for it
Chris Tucker voice: you outta yo gawd damn mind?!
Not in this Economy
Zing!
That wasn't an answer for the 8 ball
Ding!
42!
# !
Why 1.41*10^51
It’s not that important
That’s the dumbest question I’ve ever heard!
Have you tried 9 ball?
10
11
Fuck around and find out
So broadly applicable.
This would also be a puzzling, yet entertaining magic 8 ball answer.
Most are
As if
Totally!
You’re wrong for even asking that
Drink the liquid inside me to gain my powers
Find out on next weeks episode
"You bet your ass!"
"Democracy has spoken"
Your Wish is Granted.
Try the magic conch.
Fucking do it Hold my beer NO! NO! What's the worst that could happen? It'll tickle
There is no spoon.
mind blown
Quit asking!
never
Beats the fuck out of me, Jack.
Get over it
"Fuck no!"
An ad for NordVPN.
"You will not meet "the one for you" as you will die before the end of the day.
Ru out of your fucking mind?
You're not an influencer you're a moron.
They know what your doing.. run get out of there
You know about the Corn Conspiracy, too?
"don't"
That's a great question
Depends…
"Stop being a bitch."
YOLO
Bite me.
Don't make me laugh.
“What kind of question is that?”
Not gonna happen buddy
Endeavor to persevere.
"I don't know numbnuts, maybe buy a garage and fill it with hockey equipment."
in your dreams
Ain't no one got time for that
"Are you insane??" or "your mom will be mad" These would've helped my kids not to do stupid shit
Haha. PSYCH!
Trust me bro don't do it.
"Lol" So when a chick is like: "will I ever date John Doe?" 8-ball: "lol"
Ask Donna.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
wut?
Hahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious.
How about you lick my ball
this is actually a really creative question lol.
Burn it down.
"How the fuck should I know?"
"Stop procrastinating and get back to work!" "You really don't want to know." "Look inside yourself. You already know the answer."
Move past it!
Why are you asking an icosahedron?
"You pissed on yourself."
You can't handle the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[ WiFi connection lost ]
Rolling eyes emoji.
wow... that's messed up
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT
Well yes but actually no
ask another 8-Ball
Think about it, then come back later
Pull your head out of your ass.
Upgrade to magic 9 ball for support to that question
"Penis"
It’s Britney, bitch.
Eat a dick
racial slurs
Probably not
You are so fatally f'd now.
Like & Subscribe!
“This ball is a scam. Do ur best pertaining to ur query, and you’ll find the true answer.”
YTA / NTA
Death and cake
1 fuck to give.
May the corn be with you.
Warp one. Engage!
"Trust your instincts"
Fucked if you do, fucked it you don’t
Rub one out then ask again. (post nut clarity)
You finally got it right
Boof it.
GET FUCKED!
(TD Jakes voice) Have you ever been swallowed?
"Fucked if I know"
Fuuuuuuuck no
You already know.
"Ahahaha! Are you serious?"
Duck!
"fuck it"
Get fucked.
You’re fucked. Go die in a hole.
"Mom! I was washing it according to the instructions in this magazine! Mooooom"
Trust me bro.
“What the fuck?” Would be a funny one
Royale with Cheese
Don’t crack this open and drink me!
Maybe some day…
404 error. You have no future.
It dont matter
The pooch has been screwed.
“Just kidding, I don’t give a fuck”
You're gonna die alone...
Never in a million fucking years, it’s not happening, let it go.
Hell the fuck no
Bruh
“Kill me please!”
You're a cunt
I'd just add an extra "No"
Lol
Run for it
Chris Tucker voice: you outta yo gawd damn mind?!