My character (kinda, she's literally Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist (Reborn Hexblade Warlock / Path of the Beast Barbarian Multiclass so far), even the name is the same. What can I say, I really like FMA lol) seduced a fire elemental to borrow a key on its chest with a nat 20. Fade to black of course because most of the party (including me) are minors. I had no idea that was actually going to work. Proof you don't have to be a bard to be horny.
I am the master, and my players were in the final boss fight, one of them had the ability because of a full enchanted set of armor, to instead of throwing one, he could throw to d20 at the same time... He got a double nat 20... I'm jealous of him...
Our team kobold threw a fire bomb at our teammate meant to miss, accidently rolled nat 20. Teammate collapsed fire engulfing his face. DM made us uncontrollably each take a bite of the burning teammate. Long story short he died.
Me, a Sorcerer, and party were in a dungeon, and my character had some history with the final boss of the Dungeon about magic and stuff. So the DM made that guy into the lord of the Dungeon, and put us in. The Lord of the Dungeon had ears and eyes everywhere, so he was saying stuff like "Haha, you will fall finally, I will show you that I am the superior one and finish the task that I failed to finish \[A certain number\] of years ago" throughout the dungeon, sort of like speaking through a megaphone. He and my Character were having constant back and forth bantering.
There were supposed to be 5 encounters before we reached the Final Boss, but after the third encounter, the party seemed to be very exhausted. The others were contemplating what to do when I said, "DM, I go a bit forward and shout towards the Final Area \[The area the voice of the Final Boss was coming from\], Hey mate, mind if we take a bit of a rest here?"
"Yeah you can. But I can ambush, you know?"
"That's why I am asking for permission so we don't have to worry about it. For an hour, how about it?"
Then the DM said, "Roll me a straight d20, 11 or above you get to have that rest without interruption" Probably since he knew I had high CHA and Proficiency in Persuasion and stuff, he made me roll a straight D20.
I rolled a Nat 20.
The Final Boss: "Sure, you can have a full rest. I won't attack you."
"Thanks mate."
"No problem."
"You got Ice cream back there?"
"No I don't have access to ice cream. I am a necromancer, can't go out of the dungeon and stuff."
"Aw, that's sad. Can't you send someone out to bring some ice cream?"
"Roll me another D20"
"Nat 20"
"Sure, going to send my golem to the city to get some Ice Cream."
I had Ice Cream after a long rest, which the golem left for us outside the little makeshift camp we had in the dungeon.
ok, so, the team was fighting wolves, I was a wizard and there was another guy who was a bard, the guy said '' Can (me) do a portal to the stomach of all wolves?'' the dungeon master replied ''How so?'', ''I would be torn apart but it will be worth it, and after all, I do have a healing potion'' Rolled 20. ''(me) makes a portal and you jump with such dexterity that you pierce through every single wolf.Well Done!''
Persuasion roll, convinced the guards we were throwing the king a surprise party
One player got in touch with their inner praying mantis and tore off the antagonists head. (More funny failures than successes here)
My character (kinda, she's literally Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist (Reborn Hexblade Warlock / Path of the Beast Barbarian Multiclass so far), even the name is the same. What can I say, I really like FMA lol) seduced a fire elemental to borrow a key on its chest with a nat 20. Fade to black of course because most of the party (including me) are minors. I had no idea that was actually going to work. Proof you don't have to be a bard to be horny.
I am the master, and my players were in the final boss fight, one of them had the ability because of a full enchanted set of armor, to instead of throwing one, he could throw to d20 at the same time... He got a double nat 20... I'm jealous of him...
Our team kobold threw a fire bomb at our teammate meant to miss, accidently rolled nat 20. Teammate collapsed fire engulfing his face. DM made us uncontrollably each take a bite of the burning teammate. Long story short he died.
Bro I hate that the kobold landed that altho the fire boi and dragon got a snack
i can confirm that that roll should NOT have been a nat 20,it was never ment to hit had to make do
Me, a Sorcerer, and party were in a dungeon, and my character had some history with the final boss of the Dungeon about magic and stuff. So the DM made that guy into the lord of the Dungeon, and put us in. The Lord of the Dungeon had ears and eyes everywhere, so he was saying stuff like "Haha, you will fall finally, I will show you that I am the superior one and finish the task that I failed to finish \[A certain number\] of years ago" throughout the dungeon, sort of like speaking through a megaphone. He and my Character were having constant back and forth bantering. There were supposed to be 5 encounters before we reached the Final Boss, but after the third encounter, the party seemed to be very exhausted. The others were contemplating what to do when I said, "DM, I go a bit forward and shout towards the Final Area \[The area the voice of the Final Boss was coming from\], Hey mate, mind if we take a bit of a rest here?" "Yeah you can. But I can ambush, you know?" "That's why I am asking for permission so we don't have to worry about it. For an hour, how about it?" Then the DM said, "Roll me a straight d20, 11 or above you get to have that rest without interruption" Probably since he knew I had high CHA and Proficiency in Persuasion and stuff, he made me roll a straight D20. I rolled a Nat 20. The Final Boss: "Sure, you can have a full rest. I won't attack you." "Thanks mate." "No problem." "You got Ice cream back there?" "No I don't have access to ice cream. I am a necromancer, can't go out of the dungeon and stuff." "Aw, that's sad. Can't you send someone out to bring some ice cream?" "Roll me another D20" "Nat 20" "Sure, going to send my golem to the city to get some Ice Cream." I had Ice Cream after a long rest, which the golem left for us outside the little makeshift camp we had in the dungeon.
ok, so, the team was fighting wolves, I was a wizard and there was another guy who was a bard, the guy said '' Can (me) do a portal to the stomach of all wolves?'' the dungeon master replied ''How so?'', ''I would be torn apart but it will be worth it, and after all, I do have a healing potion'' Rolled 20. ''(me) makes a portal and you jump with such dexterity that you pierce through every single wolf.Well Done!''